Category: Revenge is sweet….

Ya snooze….

by RoachKiller

Ya loose ladies! That was by far the greatest burger I’ve ver made! I have never taken a bite and been transported with multiple flavors! Bite after bite!

I fried some shrooms and onions in a ginger and scallion sauce!

While that was cooking I de-rooted the live lettuce and waited to wash until right before puting on the burger!

Live lettuce!

Threw the corn on the cob into the air fryer. It was frozen and upon the unfreezing process it started to soften. The air fryer helped dry it out and add a taste of bbq to each ear!

After that I slapped some butter on each half of the bun and toasted those a couple minutes each!

Slapped the meat in the pan. About 1/2lb pork / beef burger for each patty! Cooked those on 7 or 8 until almost cooked through!

Washed the lettuce and began building!

I washed 1 side of the bun with mayo/Portland ketchup and a tinge of spicy green chilie mixed together!

Assembly was simple!

Bottom bun, patty, live lettuce, onion mushroom mix, Roma tomatoes…..

Cut in half and pigged the fuck out! So good! I literally had a new flavor on each bite! Including a peach whiskey bbq sauce I applied during cooking! It was a stunning taste of my abilities!

Oddly no fresh cheese was used in this recipe…..

I am fucking tired…..

by RoachKiller

Of these mother fucking head hunters!

Ok let’s make it simple! You want me to run otr for you? I want $150,000 a year! Home twice a month and company paid insurance, and matching Ira! Not to mention a profit share!

For that you get 12 -14,000 miles a month depending on road conditions and truck speed!

I will only run long haul loads over 1300 miles a trip! Hazmat is fine! East to west, north to south doesn’t matter! In, out and I’m gone!

No bullshit, no Crete short haul bullshit!

If you can meet or beat those conditions call me! Otherwise fuck off and die! Comprende’

God damn…..

by RoachKiller

I’m getting really good at this shit! My weekend pho’ / ramen cook!

Pretty simple! Put a box of chicken broth in a pot! Along with 4 cups about that size of water and a heaping helping of beef bullion!

Get to a boil! Add your flavorings! Mine is a splash of boxed wine, suntory whiskey, worshister, light soy sauce, liquid smoke, teriyaki and some green chili for a touch of spice!

While that’s coming to a boil. I chop and add my veggies! Onion, peppers, and portobello shrooms were my choice this time!

While that’s boiling a fry my meat! I used left over ham and top sirloin today! Cooked medium!

Then I toss that into the pot to finish cooking! Then I grab my noodles! Today’s were ramen style stir fry noodles! I pan fry for a few minutes with some soy sauce and butter!

When those start sticking to the pan. I turn off the stove and begin serving! The “ soup” will be really hot so it will finish cooking the noodles!

Put in noodles, ladle in some soup, veggies and meat!

There ya go! Some really good home cooked pho/ramen! Made in under 30 minutes!

Yall should…..

by RoachKiller

Spend more time worrying about dumbass’s who steal farm trucks and take yall on high speed chases down I-5!

I’m just a worken man who is on his way to work, on his way to get tattooed or even on his way to the grocery store….

Yall should really stop giving power to rage baiters and drug addicts…..

P.s while yall were so worried about bitcoin and ethereum plummeting. Not noticing most alt coins stayed pretty much at price…..

Ya snooze ya loose, posers!

That one…..

by RoachKiller

Fucking hurt! The bizarre twitching on certain parts was fucked! TWords the end it really was quit painful!

His design turned out great! Added the color to kinda match Crissys tattoo! Minus the pansexual stuff!

It’s a sakiyaki samurai warrior running from both Mika and crissy! They beat the shit out of him! 😉 looks great and definitely will fit the rest of the motif! Bravo Brian at tron city tattoo!

Still needs a bit of background work but it’s definitely a cool piece!

Oh did I….

by RoachKiller

Forget to tell you I play satanic death metal? My bad!

Ouch, that has got to suck for you! You must be one of those untrustworthy, lying, stealing, cheating bible thumpers…..

You think this is evil? Wait till you see the final picture! It’s has blood running out of the eyes of the skull, over the bible under the purple shroud turned to revelations ofcourse. While dripping into that offering bowl underneath!

No album name yet but I’m sure we will come up with something cool…..

Omg! I have…..

by RoachKiller

Really got to stop using my brain when it comes to food! I could have just made tomatoe soup with milk. Thrown some crackers in there and been happy as a clam!

Nope I had to fix what was already awesome!

Tonight’s fish burritos were fantabulous! See for me, I can’t eat fish if it actually smells like fish! So I’m reduced to deep fried fish only!

So tonight’s burritos were fresh wild caught Patagonia shrimp and deep fried cod! Topped with a special mango pico de gallo sauce , bean sprouts, Romain hearts, canned black beans and Brie cheese! Fresh Brie cheese! Mmmmm

Fucking killer! Buuuurp!