Little man! I still have my balls AND I have laundry built right into my house….
Little man! I still have my balls AND I have laundry built right into my house….
You in on a little secret! Slackers will throw whatever they can at you In order to make you fail! Nothing pisses these low rent cunts off more. Than when you do something completely new and don’t fail! Remember that!
New batch of clear and colored candles coming out this weekend! Who wants one?
Why all my new picks will be pink….. and I personally like the heart clipping as it makes the pick far more stable in my hand….
Oh did I mention the chicks love it too?
You both were lovely ladies! I was eating a nacho with fresh jalapeno on it! I can appreciate your friendlyness but the bartender wouldn’t shut up so I bought you those Jell-O shots just so the dude would get me a fucking beer! My mouth was on fire!
All hail the blue moon!
All you got to do is find my last charge on the bank card and you will know exactly where I am! Oh my bad! You and your low rent friends have been doing that shit for years…..
Break good! Hitting odd to set myself up for an easy shot good!
Sweaty as fuck from the crown and redbull?
Hell yea I am…..


And here we are again with the same batch of geezers rolling the hood! If I showed you pictures you would go, Shaffer, Crete, Shaffer driver really fucking old Shaffer driver…..
I’m telling ya man! These fucking isdiosso’s just ain’t smart enough to realize exactly how fucked they are….
No use in fighten stupid! Just kick back, relax and watch the show…..
I’m busy making breakfast…..
Omg it’s been years since I had fresh squeezed orange juice! Well worth the work…..

I tapped out after 4.5 hours! Finished the armpit atleast….. holy fuck that sucked!

A tough one….. armpit a toe curler…..
How cute! You don’t know how I operate do you? I never talk about something unless I’ve already done it and want you to know who dunn it….
Every once in a while I do love taking credit…..
In your case, anything future wise won’t come from me! I’ve talked about it…..
I will however leave you with a side shot of my honey, jenn’ay….
A security detail I don’t mind jogging by the house!
Bravo on a better class of SS…..
Don’t mind if I watch those puppies bounce as you jog by! Meow……
Also, free bin score but I gotta figure out what to make with it cus I can’t eat that many hotdogs…..
1st puke of the day done! Hershey squirts, complete! I just hope I don’t sneeze cus I’m pretty sure both will happen at the same time……
I’m trying to remember whose credit is attached to mine? Thinking, thinking, thinking…..
I’m also trying to remember what they did to me over the years….. thinking, thinking, thinking…..
I also know I’m mid divorce….. thinking thinking thinking……
I’m also on the hunt for a new drop In stove! This one isn’t worth fixing the oven door lock on….
Must be stainless…..
I’m just a boy with a dream…. Since the Smokey and the bandit dream is long past and done!
I now move on to bigger and better things!

I got my juicer, my carton of candy smokes, the fix to my weed eater and new kitchen rugs!

Oh and a doggy butt on a dirty floor! Doh!
Talk about a sloppy eater…..
I saw this woman on smedia smoking a cigarette! She looked so cool! So I ordered a carton and will be sporting one in every video from now on!! Seriously! 😉
Turned out really good! Forgot the tomato paste added last minute! Turned out well! Mmmm
FYI, I soaked the pinto’s a full 24 hours. Then kept them dry in the fridge for another 24 hours! With a 7 hour crockpot low cook…..
If you go to the 82nd Fred meyers be on the look out for a white Chevy suburban, Newer version no front or back plate. Didn’t see a temp permit through the heavily tinted rear window!
The parked 2 stalls over. When I came back they were parked next to my car and vamoosed out of there when they saw me!
They also caught the attention of store security who was also out there! My guess it was either gas or a break in! Did however check for obvious places gps could be tapped.
Be careful out there the white and black negros are mething up and stealing! Especially gas! This explains why I keep my tank at 1/4….. or less! Fools!
My stories suck! I’m a shitty liar! wtf?
Maintenance guy asked about the truck I’m driving. I told him and also mentioned that the fucking thing does killer!
I was empty heading back and had about 25 miles over a mountain of pure ice tonight! That fucking Volvo did killer! The transaxle did its job well a couple times!
His reply was you can drive! I was like, no! I just put it in gear and point it straight! 🙂 his reply? You can drive! 😉
See I can’t…. 🙂 but it did make me giggle!
Oh and Crete, how did yall fuck up the last of posie windows? ( aka jeldwen ) those were easy, long and damn good loads! Even with the multi stops and hand unloads!
Should have called I would have done them for you! But nope, yall even fucked that shit up! I would have definitely put together a good batch of guys to get the job fucking done!
Oh and I almost forgot about all the driver harassment when I would go to pick up one of those loads! Those were serious cunts! They got what they deserved, obviously! 🙂
Brought to you by the letter, stoner! Nobody likes a stoner…..
I fucking hate stoners!
Chilie with ground turkey and chopped steak! Heirloom tomatoes, chopped onion, orange and yellow peppers…..
The usual mixins, pepper Himalayan sea salt, beef broth……

From my simple example I have shown you my groupies, trolls and exactly what it’s like to be a guitar player in a satanic death metal band! you also will see exactly what it’s like to be famous!
If you check out my replies. You can see how to handle that situation! Me I like to antagonize a bit. I mean these people did walk all this way to defend there drug of choice! Might as well let them finally ejaculate and maybe encourage them some more!ROFLMAO! I mean a hit is a hit and a comment is a comment….
I mean I wasn’t monetized but I am now! the moral of the story? Everything I have said over the years is butt ass true! Even my story of having groupies, trolls…..
Most of all if they attack you on smedia. Don’t take it personally, don’t reply with the obvious comment and most of all don’t do like Keith Roth and call someone a retard! That will definitely get you banned…..
Cheers…..
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Oh and p.s. most of all remember they won’t stop with just you! They will go for your family, friends, job, etc…..