Category: Stupid Stuff

Had to stop at the rest area…..

by RoachKiller

Gotta do the ritual fighting with dispatch because once again they’re playing their little fucking bullshit games! Gotta find a new job I’m better than this low iq special ed high school shit!

I mean, I no longer hop into the truck. And think I’m going to work! I hop in the truck and realize I’m headed back to high school! I’m dealing with people with the IQ and mentality of fucking high schoolers.!

Anyway, I stop and do the ritual bullshit with dispatch pretending like I give a fuck anymore! And I see this…..

I don’t know whether it was a man or woman, in a four-door gray Chevy full-size pick up truck. The dude had black hair whether it was wig or what I don’t know! But I swear to God, he was wearing a Dead Skin Mask on his fucking face!

Nobody could have a face that looks like that unless they have a face transplant or a Dead Skin Mask! The shit I see out here on the road is fucking aw inspiring

Just remember when you hire on at Crete carriers or Schaefer trucking, you’re not hiring on to a quality company. You’re hiring on to a fucking high school……

And don’t forget to say, praise sweet baby Jesus, after every sentence….

Seriously…..

by RoachKiller

I have had 5 people in the last couple months tell me they are in punk bands! Oddly they have some weird ass name! Almost as if it’s the same name I just can’t comprehend a meaning for…..

Any hoot, I don’t give a shit! Really! I don’t care! I can appreciate your shared stories. I’m just not a fan of punk music…..

Why you…..

by RoachKiller

Princess’s are deciding on your next troll. I’ll be busy putting this in today!

But yea, you ladies feel free to keep on doing the worthless trolls!

Well worthless to you! Monster $ signs to me…..

So close…..

by RoachKiller

I was so close to having the black out finished! 1 maybe 2 more hours! But after 4 hours I started doing that weird hypothermic breathing thing…. That was a lot of skin coverage….:

Personally I think it was a wise decision! Hey, I did the best I could…..

Burn in complete…..

by RoachKiller

Bought a few helium mobile miners a while back! Placed 3 of them already and kept one for myself!

Decided last month before I left to do a 30 day burn in on mine. Welp after 30 days it still works! Slackers driving by the house spent a lot of time trying to work them!

I did find it hilarious though! I turned on the free customer WiFi option! Within minutes, the slackers were on line and trying to be what we call in the industry, “ fucking stupid!”

Which is sad too! Cus I have no problems leaving an open WiFi connection for the neighborhood! Ya know limiting bandwidth of course! Yet because of incompetent, low rent, shitbags like you people! I can’t do that! It’s fucking Sad, I know!

You will learn that all good deeds never go unpunished!

Shit bags are constantly needing to show you how important they are…..

Keithroth.com.…

by RoachKiller

Thanks for reminding me! I forgot I was going to transfer it over to network solutions and add the additional 40 years of registration!

As of right now, they’re the only registrar that you can register for up to 50 years! Go daddy limits you to 10 years!

Thanks for reminding me, when I get a chance I’ll transfer it over and renew it…..

Update on mobile humidifier…..

by RoachKiller

Wow, what a difference that thing made puffing last night! bought a couple of them on Amazon for like $15 each and I’m glad I did! What a difference it made!

It’s usb powered or battery powered! so I plugged it in next to the bed last night! Set it on puff and waited to see how long it would last!

Plugged in, it puffed a good 11 hours! Only used half of the onboard water storage for that entire time! Works fucking great!

Not to mention my sinuses ain’t dry today like they usually are! Excellent product

Dude like really…..

by RoachKiller

So according to your friend who is a Chinese national! Chocolate poodles taste better than white poodles!

Fuck yea, next time that fucker is on my property I’m firing up the grill and we’re gunna have some poodle brisket!

I would grill up the geezer too but according to the “real cannibals”! Old people steaks are tough and gamy!

These tri-tips on the other hand were perfection! Excellent steak sandwich, meat!

Yes I know…..

by RoachKiller

My table is dirty! But check this shit out! The air has been super dry in the sleeper! I found this homedics humidifier on Amazon! It’s stoner licous, with a side of no more dry nose……

Tattoo you….

by RoachKiller

Ok, I still use neosporin on my tattoo’s! Not only does it help with tenderness, it also soothes a bit and lasts longer than many water based creams like lotramin etc….

I only use this stuff for like 4 or 5 days! When I do, I dab about that much! I use 2 dabs about yay big to cover both my forearm and my under arm!

You don’t need much as when it’s a fresh tat. It’s above normal temperature. So just setting that dab on my arm causes it to melt a bit and liquify quick!

A small tattoo I would use a 1/16 of that Dab!

After application!

Well I gotta run! I bought a 3” mattress pad to firm up this mattress and now the old lady can’t get into bed without jumping!

Who’s got the best step stools? 😉

What is up…..

by RoachKiller

With you greedy woman? You would think after orgasm 6 you would be fulfilled!

Nope you want me to give you number 7! When do I get this kind of service?

I buy you a $40 Salyers steak, so why am I…..

FYI, tried the 12oz sirloin tonight at Salyers . As all my life I only got the prime rib! Tried something new! Twas as fabulous as the prime rib! Bravo!

Definitely far better than that 1lb tbone I got at the ta over In New Mexico a couple weeks ago!

You know it was good when the meat sweets hit mid steak!

Well, I’ll be……

by RoachKiller

Damn! I haven’t seen a denim outfit like that since the 80s!

now granny, I can appreciate the fact you thought you look cute in a fully matching denim outfit! But you do realize that is the exact outfit they would wear to a Friday night breakdance party, right?

If you need an example, watch either of the break’n movies. If you pay attention, the main character is wearing that exact same outfit except in stonewashed blue!

I’m not knocking you I’m not making fun of you. I just don’t know what to think…..

I gotta figure out the angle on his fucking thing!

Do you feel…..

by RoachKiller

That in your need to be important the people you canceled in turned canceled you?

More than likely, you canceled yourself.. …

Don’t look at me, I I hate everybody exactly the same. And I sure the fuck ain’t gonna take my time to cancel you! We’re too busy trying to prepare your stay at your local penitentiary….