To the fake healers…..

If you were any good at what you’re talking about people would be calling you doctor. They don’t call you doctor. They call you nurse.

My recommendation is shut your fucking hole and get back to cleaning that shit up off the floor, boy…..

OK, losers

If you get a break into my truck and steal, my barely legal fire extinguisher. And replace it with one that you had used.

I highly recommend next time you include the pin and the day tag. Otherwise, somebody’s gonna think you stole their fucking fire extinguisher……

Luckily, I caught that before I got DOT’d

I’m guessing spending the $80 was far too much for you! Especially when you could prove you were at a certain place at a certain time and had to use it……

Fucking low red CuntS

Since this……

Was all last minute! I didn’t get the leash! I’ve been so sick that just driving is sucking my energy fast!

Haven’t had time to stop at Walmart!

Luckily I had that inhaler left over from Covid! That thing works miracles on bronchial tubes!

Yet, as a marcher on we both are! Lasko gave his cord to help support little miss Mika’s new way of life! That is until we make it to a store!

Day 2of her on the road with me! Mika is an old lady! Literally a 13 year old chihuahua! She has sists, bad teeth and an anal gland that rarely ever expresses itself! ( vogue! )

When driving the floor of the truck warms up! She must love it as that’s where she spent most her time!

With her belly flopping on the floor!”

I also found that she does not like this ceasars food the exwife continually kept buying! She actually snubbed her nose at it! She wouldn’t eat it until she was absolutely starving and was forced too!

So I dumped that shit and dropped in some kibbles and bits small dog food! Kinda moist kinda dry!

She gulped that shit down like it was candy!

So as we start day 2 notice still zero pooping or peeing on the floor! Besides a little bladder leakage! She is fucking old!

She has figured out how to climb onto the bed and down! She loves to watch tv! We were watching king of the hill last night! In between my falling in and out of conscientiousness!

And now she just huffed and puffed me cus I won’t let her out of the shower room! How rude!

Looks to me like she is loving her best life now…..

Just think of all the new places she will get to see and pee on…..

Dude, like……

I took the tawiggler curves just to be about 50 miles away from that person!

I would rather take 205 than the tawiggler curves! Those curves suck in a truck! Especially going south…..

I think……

She digs it man, especially that warm floor I guess? As you can see, she’s still not eating very well. I don’t know whether it’s her butt gland or teeth, or she doesn’t feel good. I don’t know…

Like I said, we’re doing this in a trial by fire so we’ll figure it out as the days go by…..

And yes, she is harnessed!

Right now…..

We are in a trial by fire! I’ve never had a dog on the road with me. So this will be an interesting test!

Other than forgetting her bed, her humping bed and her leash. I think we can figure this out!

Do need some climbing pieces so she can roam while I sleep. Oh and a hamster water bottle! Other than that…..

Must say a thank you to uncle Scotty for picking her up! He saved the day! A little late buts it worked out!

I also need to get her a brush and see if I can’t get some of that plaque off her teeth! If not I’ll figure it out like I always do!

Last night I left the lights on for her first night in the truck! Oddly since I walked her before bed. She neither pooped nor peed in the truck all night! I do have to break her of the habit that every time I open the door we’re going for a walk!

Over all good transition! Oh and if there was any food on the floor? It is now gone!

I am still sick af! The runny nose has started…..

Are you high bro……

I told the ex old lady I don’t wanna be within 50 fucking miles of her. It’s only been five days since this shit has started and she’s already fucking lied. Multiple times!

I’m not giving her any chances to fucking lie some more…..

I joined……

A few divorcing men’s chat rooms or message boards. Specifically designated for wives who self medicated.

God, damn, you should hear the fucking horror stories these dudes talk about!

Now like on the divorcing women message boards. It’s all pretty much the fucking same. But the horror stories are unfucking believable.!

Some of you lads and lasses are some really fucked up people…..

And I too……

From a completely different perspective, the whole story changes!

See the whole concept of the security cameras was one to help. Keep the place safe. Two to help keep me safe from my youngest. We’ll talk about that in divorce court……

Only thing I will mention now is when she was going through her self harm suicide phase. Isf she went into one of those rampant manic episodes with screaming and yelling and door slamming and all that shit. You never let her sit there alone with that door shut! You always made sure that you could see her or hear her after one of those fights……

You will also notice that when she produces that video, the video is taken to benefit her perspective!

Remember, go back to the beginning of this text. Self harm suicide…

I don’t care if you had to fucking break the door down and wrestle her to the ground. After one of those episodes, you never let her sit there by herself.! Some fatherly advice!

Good luck with that!

I know……

This satanic imagery! And I also know how much you hate the Bible and that skull!

It will be the new centerpiece at whatever home I own…..

I believe it’s called a Springer and it’s from Africa!

Satanists will use goat heads, or ram heads

Workplace……

Harassment by proxy is a thing….. and it probably shouldn’t be done to a federally licensed truck driver.…..

I use the……

Words, Cunt, bitch, cocksucker – not my fav, motherfucker, fucker, shithead, stoner, shit, bag, cockroach, dickhead, dildo, Cunt – still my favorite, and all the other various nefarious expletives…..

I am a truck driver, those words and others like those words flow out of my mouth like vomit after a hard night of drinking!

So if for some reason, I either call you a Cunt or a bitch. In person or in text remember that’s how I speak every day…..

So y’all stop being Cunt and get your fucking asses back to work!

What I look like after a shower sick as fuck!