Author: RoachKiller

The rest of the story…..

Siri said it, I just used it…..

Being a 1%!

I recommend you stay down there at the bottom with the rest of the barrel! I hear there is much freedom that comes with great ignorance….

After 3 hours of waiting. Not one truck moved! Not fucking one! So I decided to try the other truck stops! Fuck no, they were packed in like sardines!

So then I even went as far as looking for street parking! All of that within a 3 mile radius was packed! Even the illegal street parking was packed!

So then I remembered a shit hole truck stop about 5 miles away! Lo and behold they had 3! Count them 3 fucking spots available! With only 2 lot Lizards working the lot!

Jesus Christ, your home town sucks ass! Big time!

They do not want to post pictures of my beautiful baby fresh grandchildren! So I will not! I will tell you they are fucking beautiful!

Well gotta go! See ya!

I’ll be roasting up some sirloin in there honor!

Ready to roll or are yall just give each other hand kobs at the stop sign?

The instigators went and flipped the script on me and now they’re playing the victims! It’s amazing how quickly you’re able to flip your bullshit stories……

I guess in your defense, though you do have plenty of time to overthink stupidity…..

He had the wiggle of death long before he went over the bridge….

I learneded that hot mustard. Doritos are good. On a hot day the only thing that will be in stock in a soda fountain is diet Mountain Dew.

That the wind west of OK city is bad enough. I wouldn’t drive in unless I was sitting on 55,000 pounds or more. And of course I have learned once again that stupid knows no bounds……

Out of all the Epiphone widows I’ve seen, the green is the only one that comes close to looking even remotely like aGibson!

I Finally got loaded on this drop and hook. I have had so many drop and hooks that have ended up being live loads lately! That’s Beside the point.

I stopped at the QT because all I had was one slice of pizza for dinner last night. That’s all I’ve had. I was fucking starving. And as I’m walking in, they’re having a prayer group right there in the parking lot of the QT!

I wouldn’t have given a shit or cared because of the part of the country I’m in. Except this entire group of people look like ex cons and crackheads!

Now I’m thinking how cool, qt is allowing ex cons and crackheads to have their prayer group right in the middle of their fucking parking lot. And it looks as though they’re sponsoring it with free icee’s

So in their honor, as I was walking by, I didn’t release that fart like I usually do before going inside the store! I did, however do a drive-by prayer session to their God for them!

“Dear baby Jesus, please help these ex cons and crackheads. Stay off of dope and keep their ways straight! Oh and sweet baby Jesus, help get that one woman a hair tie because in this wind, you know she’s not paying attention to the words of the sweet baby Jesus”

Amen!