Author: RoachKiller

I need to…..

by RoachKiller

Open a tattoo shop! I’ll name it industrialink.net

I’ll only tattoo naked females and my partner will ink the males!

Make it an online porn style site!

Yea when I get bored, my brain thinks up some crazy shit! Roflmao!

I keep forgetting…..

by RoachKiller

I’m supposed to be all, “ ewww, ahh, how scary!”

You people are a lot like how I think of my daughter! She is “special!” I forget she is special! I treat her like normal!

I can’t do that as it always bites me in The ass! The moral of the story is, you people too are special! Mentally retarded type special! Yet special!

I must remember to treat y’all accordingly!

I dunno man…..

by RoachKiller

Will this taste good with ground beef? Not a fan of regular Mac and cheese! Well if it tastes anything like vegan lasagna. I’ll wish I bought more than this $1.99 4 pack…..

What to post…..

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Today? What to post today?

I know, I’ll refresh your memory! Right after I get done taking this massive pasta shit!

Great!

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Now you got me regretting not chasing after Sarah Connor pussy today!

Imagine a blonde woman that looked like that said hair back in a ponytail. Dog curled up in the passenger seat and a very flowing sundress.!

That’s what I passed up today for ice cream! Don’t ever disregard the value of ice cream!

You should….

by RoachKiller

Smell my ass now!

I was gunna ask Sarah Conner in the jeep next to me at the light out of town!i if she wanted a drip of sweat off my nuts!

I Said fuck that, I want ice cream instead!

Hey gramps…..

by RoachKiller

In the silver Escalade! Were you expecting me to be limping to the shipping office? You realize my foot issue died like 3 weeks ago right?

Maybe you should start getting my blog posts from the source! Rather than that import website that redistributes my content about 2 – 3 weeks behind!

Go to www.roach.es to get the current blog posts! So y’all don’t look like such twats…..

It has cool stuff like pictures and videos! You should really check it out! Cus y’all really do look like cunts!

I just figured it out…

by RoachKiller

The reason why I’ve been having such a difficult time at this company over the last 23 years because I’m like the only driver or employee who’s not homosexual.

It didn’t hit me until just a little bit ago when I saw that transsexual, granny and her boyfriend! I’m like one of the only employees here that’s not a homosexual! no wonder I don’t fit it…..

No, I’m not joking. I’ve been pondering this for years. What am I doing different besides being successful at driving a truck then all the other drivers here?

It just hit me. I’m the only who’s not fucking gay! This isn’t a joke. I’m not lying. That’s the only logical conclusion I can come up with!

So I guess if I continue to work here, I had better buy a male ass protector because God knows what these freaks are thinking…..

Now that I think about it, I’ll be sitting in the driver’s lounge and I’m the only one talking about my old lady. I’m the only one talking about my wife. It’s all coming together……

Oh no……

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Granny almost got ran over! some transsexual White hair was stupid enough to stop right in the path of everybody walking through the hallway at the petro! Just To pretend to scratch her fake tits.

With the 25 people behind her and the 10 people in front of her all had to stop and wait for that special transsexual to stop, scratch under her fake tits. Then finally let us all get by!

I guess not only does he / she have severe gender confusion. It also has the inability to know from right and wrong and when to stop to scratch her fake tits!

Don’t worry, though his boyfriend was sitting on the couch in front of Dunkin’ Donuts videotaping everybody coming in and out! It was some sort of gay stalker issue. I don’t know it’s weird……

You haven’t…..

by RoachKiller

Figured out why I stopped putting on a VPN or proxy on my phone huh?

When you know, the name, address and personal information of the people that are fucking with you. You kinda don’t need to put on a VPN or a proxy.

Because you know anything that does happen they’re gonna take the fall for it…..

Comprende’ ?

Matter fact, a couple of times I even had to help them get the information they needed to “hack me!”