The rest of the story…..

Siri said it, I just used it…..
The rest of the story…..
Siri said it, I just used it…..
Lovely lot lizard #1….
Can you say, Mel’s diner, pantyhose junction waitress?
Although for $20…..
Bought bitcoin when it dropped below $99,000 right? Your bot sold bitcoin at its last high of $106,000 right?
You will have to do the math on that for fees etc! Yet you should have clearly made approximately $6500 on that transaction!
Unless you only purchased a partial coin! Then cut that amount in whatever fraction you purchased!
No! I will not tell you what bot I use! You need to find one that works correctly and works for you!
Being a 1%!
I recommend you stay down there at the bottom with the rest of the barrel! I hear there is much freedom that comes with great ignorance….
After 3 hours of waiting. Not one truck moved! Not fucking one! So I decided to try the other truck stops! Fuck no, they were packed in like sardines!
So then I even went as far as looking for street parking! All of that within a 3 mile radius was packed! Even the illegal street parking was packed!
So then I remembered a shit hole truck stop about 5 miles away! Lo and behold they had 3! Count them 3 fucking spots available! With only 2 lot Lizards working the lot!
Jesus Christ, your home town sucks ass! Big time!
Don’t you people have fucking jobs? Been sitting here 3 hours waiting for one of you fuckers to move!
Good thing I’m here for a reset and don’t have to leave in 7 hours to start my day…..
What really annoying are these cunts who unhook and take up 2 spots all night long…..
Supposably saving a spot for someone who never shows up…..
They do not want to post pictures of my beautiful baby fresh grandchildren! So I will not! I will tell you they are fucking beautiful!
Well gotta go! See ya!
I’ll be roasting up some sirloin in there honor!
Ready to roll or are yall just give each other hand kobs at the stop sign?
The instigators went and flipped the script on me and now they’re playing the victims! It’s amazing how quickly you’re able to flip your bullshit stories……
I guess in your defense, though you do have plenty of time to overthink stupidity…..
Baby B has been born! Mom and sons are doing well! Both weighed around 7.5 lbs!
They were concerned about baby B having to be taken out via cesarean section! Luckily both were delivered naturally!
Babies all have 10 fingers and toes, all chromosomes accounted for ( roflmao, that’s something you can’t say, huh? ) and unfortunately there was no Baby C as grandpa was hoping for!
With parents permission I will post a picture of William and Clark when available!
All hail RA!
Yea I see it! My 89 years young look is coming through……
A grandpa as of one hour ago! Baby a has been hatched! We all await the hatching of baby B!
So upon this outcome, I can no longer use the word Gramps as a derogatory name for old people! So now I may only refer to them as geezers, geriatrics or old people. As I don’t want to confuse you into thinking, I’m talking about myself……
I would like to say congratulations to my beautiful daughter and her husband! I cannot wait to see some pictures of these two beautiful young lads.
And delusions of Granger are already dancing through my head as to how I can spoil these two little kids as only a grandpa can…..
He had the wiggle of death long before he went over the bridge….
That according to your very own God. Vanity is a sin! So maybe you should spend less time staring at your hair in front of the mirror and more time bowing to your God…..
I learneded that hot mustard. Doritos are good. On a hot day the only thing that will be in stock in a soda fountain is diet Mountain Dew.
That the wind west of OK city is bad enough. I wouldn’t drive in unless I was sitting on 55,000 pounds or more. And of course I have learned once again that stupid knows no bounds……
Out of all the Epiphone widows I’ve seen, the green is the only one that comes close to looking even remotely like aGibson!
I Finally got loaded on this drop and hook. I have had so many drop and hooks that have ended up being live loads lately! That’s Beside the point.
I stopped at the QT because all I had was one slice of pizza for dinner last night. That’s all I’ve had. I was fucking starving. And as I’m walking in, they’re having a prayer group right there in the parking lot of the QT!
I wouldn’t have given a shit or cared because of the part of the country I’m in. Except this entire group of people look like ex cons and crackheads!
Now I’m thinking how cool, qt is allowing ex cons and crackheads to have their prayer group right in the middle of their fucking parking lot. And it looks as though they’re sponsoring it with free icee’s
So in their honor, as I was walking by, I didn’t release that fart like I usually do before going inside the store! I did, however do a drive-by prayer session to their God for them!
“Dear baby Jesus, please help these ex cons and crackheads. Stay off of dope and keep their ways straight! Oh and sweet baby Jesus, help get that one woman a hair tie because in this wind, you know she’s not paying attention to the words of the sweet baby Jesus”
Amen!
I’m gunna be a grandpa sooner than I thought! Eeeks!
And I haven’t even ordered the dirt bikes yet! ;(
( oh hell yes they both get there own ktm )
Grandpa ain’t passing up, trail riding partners!
That’s a felony, isn’t it?
What year were you finally discharged from the military mental hospital? I see here you were dishonorably discharged but don’t have a date?
Just getting to know my enemies a little better! That way when we’re sitting in the drivers lounge we have something to converse about……