Author: RoachKiller

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

The white trash brigade at Crete use to do the exact same stupid shit! They never did figure out that not long after they took over whatever run I was doing.

They would fuck it up and I would be put back on that run!

It’s amazing how the stupid think…..

I cried a little…..

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When I gathered the 7 boxes together off the pallet to deliver to this place. I walk up to the door and omg the badge worked!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! I then proceeded to see if the badge worked on the dock door! Holy fuck it did!

My hellos nightmare has finally ended until one of you cunts again, looses the badges!

Until then let me enjoy my tears of joy…..

All hail sweet baby Jesus!

(Oops I did a nick! Eeeks!

In my defense I did pick them all up myself…..)

Hey old man…..

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Have you started preparing for your new life? I mean eternal damnation has got to be weighing on your mind…..

Cus from what I’ve seen of you and your family. None of you will make it to heaven…..

I will pray to your god for you! In hopes your salvation isn’t in haste…… poor old bastard!

Oh I could…..

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Change that password! Yet I know an honest man or “penitent” man wouldn’t give a rats fucking ass what anyone else is doing…..

Sorry princess’s…..

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I did my 20 stops today! Ofcourse notice I’m back long before you and you started 2 hours before me!

My guess you and your cohorts in stupidity are milking your runs!?

All while ofcourse I’m supposed to hurry up! ROFLMAO! Typical low rent stupidity!

Welp, I’m going home! See ya!

I’m also pretty sure that coursing you you low rent incompetent shit balls! Me buying an Elton John tab book makes me gay……

Yo princess…..

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You starting to see where that 31 years and 5million accident free miles are starting to work there magic?

I don’t think you’re supposed to be able to see the stars through the top corners of your box, brah…..

As of…..

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Right now they are stalling on the 500k advance! I said I would do the 2 year stint if I had the advance.

That way all my home shit is taken care of and I can just enjoy the road!

Added bonus, a new custom shop everything….. 🙂

You wanna…..

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Watch a grown man cry? Watch me after a long ass day. Almost to the car and I realize I still have the truck keys in my pocket!

Wich means the hike back from door 2! Then back up the stairs! I cried a little going back up this stairs today! 😉

Twas a long ass day and I think I ran over a calf! Went back to find it and it was no where…..

Dunno but that cow catcher works fantabulous!

Dude like totally…..

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I delivered up at this place today that was exactly like quartzite during the summer!

They have an annual swap meet where all the vendors set up roadside! Literally roadside!

100’s of people walking the line was a challenging maneuver! yet oddly when I arrived to unload. The Red Sea of cars in the parking lot, parted. Wich allowed me a simple security guard aided back into the dock!

I only ran over 2 old ladies on scooters and a snouzer…. Luckily the snouzer lived!

Yo…..

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Mcgrubber! We do the exact same fucking job! You do it 6 -8 pallets at a time! While A’s do it 18 – 20+ pallets a day!

Same stupid, different day…..

Well that…..

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Was an eventful day! Started out by fixing the front license plate mount on the hotrod!

Couldn’t find a 1/4” spacer at the hardware store. I did however find a 1/4” rubber furniture foot that fit perfectly. At the hardware store! 🙂

I then proceeded to install the all glass led bulbs I bought at Costco for the bathrooms!

Other than the fact Crissys 2 hour long steam sessions rusted the fixture. I need to decide whether to replace or paint it? Cus honestly it really fits that bathroom…..

Those bulbs throw off a really nice soft white so I ended up putting them in both bathrooms!

Then I liked what I was seeing so much. I went back to Costco and bought the can light led retrofits! For years I had put in 100w outdoor spot light bulbs into those cans. As that was the only thing that actually put off enough light!

These are 75 watts and honestly outshine the 100w….. fyi, that can on the far left! Yup that’s my new arch nemesis! I don’t know why but I can’t get that fucker tight against the ceiling!

That’s a battle for another day! 🙂

I did however throw out more of the x’s kitchen shit! 1 maybe 2 more garbage days and I’ll have an actual clean kitchen! Yay!