by RoachKiller From the doctor today! He explained to me that as long as I continue to keep improving my muscle definition in my right arm and shoulder.
I will NOT have to have shoulder surgery! Yay! Already booked my appointment with the tattoo guy! Yay!
It’s gunna look something like this except eviler!
by RoachKiller Ask yourself, “ how did he know about this 2 weeks ago?” don’t believe me? Watch my last posted vblog….. @easyravioli.com
And imagine that! They are talking about bitcoin hitting $80,000! Wow, don’t I say that like 2 weeks ago?
by RoachKiller Like this! I had pulled into the dc. Emptied the returns, put away my lift and everything else! Another driver pulled in and every fucking stack of pallets he brought back Had fallen over.
So ofcourse I laughed big time! Cus that’s usually my problem! Well I decided to help him restack them. I needed the power lifting exercise as chep and the red chep pallets when wet are fucking heavy!
So I crawl over the stack and start restacking! While I was restacking he was moving my stacks out of the way with his lift!
Now keep in mind I pretty much restacked them all myself. I got to the last red chep and suddenly that thing weighed like 500 lbs!
So I crawled over the stack of pallets I was working and told him, sorry! I’m out of juice your turn. He looked at me like “ how dare you make me lift that 1 pallet by myself…..
Atleast he said thank you before I left! 🙂
by RoachKiller I have to renew my hazmat this year! I wonder if the company will reimburse me? Even if all I do is sling produce now!
That is when it’s actually on the pallet…..
Oh and my picture taking of break down pallets worked excellent today!
I pulled a pallet per each invoice at each stop. Before dumping at each stop I would also take a pic of the pallet I was dumping to verify contents if needed later!
Welp as I’m at the final stop for the pallet I recently broke down. I was a box of bananas short! Flipped through the previous pics. Lo and behold, there wasn’t a box of bananas on that pallet to start with…..
I guess that 136 iq comes in handy, huh?
P.s. I forgot to write up the fuel cap was off when I did my pre trip and there was another top left corner of a trailer with another stick poking out…..
by RoachKiller Your special! Your friends with the boss!
You will always notice that someone who is fucking with you at work. Will almost always tell you about there special nic name or how they are friends with the boss!
But right now, I’m just kicking back watching the show the “ family” is Putin on…..
It’s the exact same show I watched at Crete for 23 years…..
Sadly for someone like me, it’s entertaining as fuck! No not the being fucked with portion of the show. It’s the fact im that fucking important or intimidating to someone that are dancing like this…..
All I can say is, “Dance for me some more brothers sisters….. dance!
by RoachKiller They are all complaining that they have to much work! Dead serious! In the middle of the slow time, these fuckers are actually complaining they are working to hard!
Holy fuck! If they would like they can come up here and play in the ice with me…..:
by RoachKiller I had a woman tell me, “ I have a boyfriend!” ROFLMAO!
I’m like lady, invite him, I’ll fuck you both! But seriously all I wanted to do was pick her brain about her mental disorder! So I could pass it along to crissy and see if that helped with the same disorder she has!
But nooo, this chick wouldn’t even let me finish my thought before she said, “ I have a boyfriend!” ROFLMAO!
When she said that all I was at a loss for words! ROFLMAO! It happened yesterday and I’m still laughing about it!
by RoachKiller I’m officially a full fledged asshole!
by RoachKiller My 5 million accident free miles. Pissed off the exactly right people…..
Bwoop bwoop!
Me wearing my driver of the year jacket with those nice white patches got the attention that was planned!
FYI ata safety patches turn white at 20 years….
by RoachKiller Magically appeared after I left for deliveries yesterday! Imagine that!
by RoachKiller Will you say, “ I wasn’t expecting that?” You’re starting to sound like a mother fucking record…..
by RoachKiller Dinner is served! An an Asian orange “ something “ salad kit. With a side of authentic shake and bake chicken legs drizzled in a garlic ranch and bbq sauce…..
Oh and to drink, a lovely iced ginger ale….. buuurp!
by RoachKiller That’s a fabulous waste of calories! 🙂
by RoachKiller Showed up! Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller Food choice for After a 2 hour safety meeting…. Took way too many notes on everything other than safety…. 🙂
A fucking chocolate covered shot and a mother fucking blue cheese steak! Burrrrp
With a side of biscuits and gravy to go…..
And I’m fucking cold all the time now! wtf?
by RoachKiller They are either hitting the site or are being sent a copy…..
by RoachKiller Into this blog later and see what the monthly hit count is looking like! Last checkout was up to 30,000 unique’s a month….
by RoachKiller I’m telling you she is a trouble maker! It’s 0300 and she goes outside to poop! Lo and behold she finally found the rabbit! Lol! Oh that was a fun bark fest!
by RoachKiller Watching “ meet Kevin “ on YouTube shortly after the pandemic! He spends hours a day using words to blind you with bullshit and suck your time for profit!
Today I get a YouTube alert from him saying, “ prepare!”
Here is my reply,
“Stopped watching your vids years ago! I still get YouTube alerts! Last one said, “ prepare!” I need clarification on this? Prepare for running out of toilet paper, prepare for an unexpected condom breakage? Prepare to become a multi-millionaire in the crypto game? What? Cmon, the suspense is killing me! What do I need to prepare for?”
FYI, that’s what powered me through today’s work!
by RoachKiller What perfection looks like?
Something you will never entertain…..