Guess who……

Showed back up in my TikTok feed last night? Yep, you guessed it the little Negro boy who seems to think that he has a vagina! As I’m giggling, his testes are the clue he might not be a woman huh?

Same stupid different day…..

You gotta admit that he must have a really small pecker if he can do the tuck and it really looks like he has a twat. Yeah his testees poke out!

If he comes back around, I will post one of his TikTok’s on here for all you lovely people to seewhat I have had to endure for years on social media! And why I am 100% against any form of adult content on social media…..

Hey driver……

If you hurry, there’s an old lady in a grayish black Ford pick up going your way. Maybe her and her horn rimmed glasses will be an excellent addition to your only fan stable……

Go sign her stat!

Time to…..

Hit the head! I got my turbin on backwards for that heavy pushing action! I got my butt bottle to spray that ass water when I’m done! Of course leaving the bottle in the stall!

Then ye shall be washing my feet in the very same sink you wash your hands in! Praise alah!

Can you tell I’m tired of walking into a shitter stall and being forced to deal with all these butt bottles they left behind?

Yea…..

I own 4 helium miners! 3 in high traffic areas and 1 I keep at the house for a test vehicle!

Don’t bother spending the money! They don’t have enough clientele to actually power those miners!

Right now they are in the middle of trying to blame the miners themselves as to why they are making little to no money!

Can’t wait to see how this turns out….. I wonder if they will refund me the full purchase price for each miner?

I have this little piece of software that allows me access to all traffic in or out of my connection!

It also tells me what my bandwidth is at any certain time! Yea they are completely full of shit!

Nah…..

I’ve been in contact with a few “ adult friends” who have all told me that site I was thinking about starting is brilliant!

So when I go in for my next tattoo session. I’ll live stream it and see how people take to it!

Everyone one of the ladies and dudes all said yes to a sleeve or full piece. So finding fresh flesh to press and tattoo won’t be difficult!

So we shall see…..

Oddly, unlike my competitors I actually have quality skin that not only pleases the eyes it also pleases the…..

A giant empty…..

Parking lot and yet there they are….. parked out there on the shoulder of the road leading to the prison!

Guess it must be visitation day…..-

Welp…..

From what I’m seeing, they will have a nice padded room and will give you your very own pair of grippy socks! All at no charge to you…..

Praise Jesus the crazies will be headed to the loony bin!

Considering I lost both my brothers to the war on drugs! Life should start to regain some form of normalcy! Without the dope show that is drug addiction, mental illness and having to deal with people who are fighting a one sided war with themselves and blaming it on everyone else!

Oh I’m sure just like the Manson family! They will have one of their followers take over the war…..

Only question I have for you is, is this post for you? About you? Or am I talking about something else to someone else…..

Oh and ps, it always amazes me how I just keep on keeping on! Added bonus I don’t even have to buy my friends…..

Bwoop bwoop, see ya!

Roflmao…..

If you’re wondering why you go to the store, truck stop etc. and suddenly your cell looses signal!

9/10 times its due to the amount of power the store, truck stop, warehouse is pushing for there WiFi signal onsite!

They kind of want you to use their free service while on premises…..

If you…..

We’re on the same dope that the dude back at the truck stop with the dreadlocks was on. my guess you were on a mixture of meth, heroin, and masculine……

The side eye and the jitteriness were the first clue……

I banged the…..

Shit out of your sister brah……

To the point I think she shit the bed!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Amen!

P.s. I never gave younpermission to import and redistribute content from this roach.es site…..

Just another warning of possible legal action!

Awwwww…..

So what do you think? Is my acting getting good? I tried it out on my tattoo artist at my last appointment!

He said “ he came home and someone had broken into his place!”

I tried real hard to look scared and before he even finished telling me what happened. I turned and said, “ wasn’t me, I was on the road! I got proof!”

Hopefully I looked worried enough that I passed the “ suspicious, worried, uh oh” phase!

Roflmao! He then proceeded to tell me a severely autistic girl had crawled into his house why they were gone! 😉

Why did I act like that? I’ve been practicing for future times when I actually know what’s going on but have to pretend I don’t!

Example, I picked up a trailer Monday that had a slashed tire! Not bad enough I couldn’t take it to the repair shop. Bad enough I could really go that far!

After I noticed that I continued on with my pre trip and noticed once again my lower marker lights don’t work! ( shocked look on my face )

Now this isn’t a new thing! It’s been happening on many trailers I have picked up the last few months!

Those who don’t know, the newer led bulbs are no long non polarized! You actually have to plug positive to positive, negative to negative!

So what these low rent cunts are doing, hold on why I roll my eyes again. They are taking the time to unplug those lights and hook them up backwards! So they stop lighting! So then to fix them when you pick up the trailer. You have to unplug them and plug them back in the other way!

Unbelievably fucking low rent and low iq shit!

So when I went to get that tire replaced. I told them that marker lights didn’t work! Mainly so I have a paper record as to the bullshit I’ve been dealing with!

What was funny, was I asked the mechanic what he did! He explained he just turned the plug around! Lol

I sure hope my look of shock and confusion was good enough…..

Thanks Jeff for letting me practice this new technic on you! 🙂

Oh and…..

Don’t forget gramps! If you still drive a truck and are running uber, Uber eats, or Lyft etc!

You are not only legally required to notify your current trucking employer. You are required to carry your log book and log all your hours at your extra job as on duty not driving…..

Just an fyi as we all know how important the law is to you, for everyone else……