by RoachKiller I’m not your overpaid mechanic guy! You want me to actually diagnose that intermittent air blow by. I will expect a big fucking raise!
I will say, I would be far more concerned with the alternator noise on the stereo system! Especially when the stereo is at zero volume…..
by RoachKiller Know you have an addiction! You have prepared everything for bed. Let the dog out, took your shoes off. Then you realize, I can’t go to bed without a cup of ice cream first!
So you throw your crocs on. grab the keys and head to the store to buy some fucking ice cream!
Added bonus, the shit was on sale $2.99 a half gallon!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller In the Midwest know what I’m about to do! My last tube from kwik trip / kwik star!
I’m about to get my mother fucking processed meat on!
Fucking killer!
Killer sloppy joes!
by RoachKiller Happy to know my drum-bot drum tuner finally arrived!
I’ll be bangen the skins, in tune, soon enough…..
If you would like I can give you a half naked concert using my electric bongo? It’s actually a slap top cajon but I can make it sound like what ever the fuck I want….
Exactly in the same way I make my guitar sound like a piano…… midi ofcourse…..
Oh and I have a special surprise for dinner tonight! You people in the Midwest will dig it…..
by RoachKiller My first stop was on fire today! That’s the sound you hear in that video! The fire alarm was bangen hard!
I got in and out! Just in time to see the engines rolling in!
But after some serious trial and error. Little ms. Mika is again gobbling down food! The signs she’s old are becoming evident! She is walking into curbs and walls now! You have to yell to get her attention! With a normal voice she looks everywhere except where you are!
If you want her inside you either have to throw an old glove at her or tap loudly on the window!
You all will be happy to know she finally caught the backyard rabbit! Ok, she saw the back yard rabbit! She barked twice, farted and the rabbit was gone! 🙂
She does this exact thing everyday when I get home! 🙂
Added bonus! She still loves racing up the stairs! Her new thing now is if you pick her up mid stair her legs continue to run! Aww she’s the greatest! I will enjoy her awesomeness as long as I can…..
Oddly, the others that grew up with her could give 2 shits! I feel sorry for them…..
by RoachKiller You would think that after all these years. You would have upgraded your code. Let alone used another skanky whore as bait!
Nope, same stupid shit, same stupid code, same butt ugly whores…..
Dude, get a fucking life! Really, maybe be a cab driver, pizza delivery boy or even the slag that mops up the glory hole floors….
Really! Sad part is, you and yours are so proud of yourselves! It’s literally psychotic…..
by RoachKiller A hefty pork rib smothered in Suntory whiskey, liquid smoke, ketchup, Amerina cherry juice, Lee and Perins with a touch of heat from young guns hatch valley chilie!
With a side of slaw and baked beans!
by RoachKiller Brilliant even the second time around! Just used the left over filling from yesterday’s taco’s and made burritos! Only difference is I splashed the burritos with a mild peach and pineapple salsa…. Fucking brilliant! I tell you it’s fucking brilliant!
by RoachKiller Buy that living lettuce stuff at canned food outlet! Shit rocks!
Just remember to cut off the roots and wash the living dirt off before eating….
by RoachKiller If you actually played something people wanted to hear! They might actually listen…..
by RoachKiller Things out loud! People listen, even people who you didn’t even know were anywhere near you…..
There is a sucker born every minute! You and yours, you are the poster children for that cause….
by RoachKiller And cujo doing today? We are going on a field trip! Find her some more better wet puppy food! Maybe sniff some lady butts while we’re at it!
Who knows! We’re gunna do something today! I might even wear clothes while doing this today! Stay tuned and find out…..
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by RoachKiller Why my x wife says I’m a monster asshole that has a sex drive that is too much for her…..
Oddly she also says my dick is too big for her mouth! Which is weird considering how much she loves to flap those fucking lips…..
When you sign up for those hair growth ads. There is always a commission being sent to someone! I was the one who received those commissions!
If you want to regrow your hair, go to your doctor and ask for a 1mg – 5mg finasteride script! Costs like $10 a month! Then go to the pharmacia and get there otc minoxidil stuff!
Use it for 6 months – to a year and you will see a big difference in your hair, you fucking vain assholes! 🙂
Also pay attention to your blood pressure! Minoxidil says right on the bottle, “ can cause heart racing and high blood pressure!”
Ingesting the stuff can fubar you beyond believe! Next time do your research, dumbass’s!
by RoachKiller Princess? All these years you have been running around telling everyone, “ anything he ( meaning me ) can do, I can do better! “
Yet the truth of your demented reality is, “ anything you can do, I can do 10x better…..” proven time and time again!
It was nice to see you and your family down there at 4T! Sure hope someone adopts your kids soon! So they can actually grow up with good parents…..
by RoachKiller Going since 23:00 last night! I fucking earned it!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
I was also told that I can take the 500 4T cards I have and get them all combined into 1! Yay!
by RoachKiller These street tacos turned out great!
I threw 1/2 a white onion, 2 orange peppers, a single bunch of asparagus and half of an English cucumber Coarsely chopped! and a good squirt of brown mustard!
Let cook to a quick softening. While that was doing that. I proceeded to cut the roots off of tonight’s lettuce!
When veggies were cooked just before my fav crunch. I went ahead and threw in a pound of pre seasoned taco turkey meat! Stir and cook!
While that’s doing that, cut up 2 Roma tomatoes and start heating up your tortillas to bend!
Fill with a good scoop of veggie meat mixture, a dollop of sour cream, top with a piece of tomato and a sprinkle of Parmesan cheese!
by RoachKiller So good! I haven’t popped a lift hose or had the trailer door open while driving down the road today!
Added bonus, my butthole and nut sack itch is gone!
Added, added bonus. This country burrito is really good! $6 good? Maybe…..
by RoachKiller Little man! I’m perfectly warm! Like when my dick is in your old ladies ass! Mmmm toasty…..
What I truly love though is after 10 years of me wearing thermal, running pants that you still have to comment about it! “You’re wearing leggings”! It’s just amazes me how much it bothers you little man……
by RoachKiller I can already tell the difference! The new ones are definitely rocking the heat! Ordered the shirt in a size up. Hopefully it will shrink a little bit cus it’s a little too big!
Defiantly will be buying a couple more pairs! Much warmer, much better fit!
And I really need to shave! TGIF!
Normally by now. I would be living in my Carhartt arctic bibs! It’s still in the 30- 40s here! Way too warm to wear my bibs. So I’m rocking the underarmour straight out the cargo shorts!