Yeah……

by RoachKiller

Come on over this morning and I’ll I’ll make you breakfast. Fresh case sausage, fresh hashbrowns, and I’ll even throw in some eggs cooked ta boot……

Uhgh…..

by RoachKiller

I gotta find me an old lady who has interest in helping me finish painting the house and doing yard work!

I’ve got a busy summer ahead of me…..

I know….

by RoachKiller

Can you believe it? I actually have one of them clean clothes machines inside my very own house!

ROFLMAO! That the only reason I use that mirror!

Whoever…..

by RoachKiller

It was that made the cooler cold! You’re a dick! 😉

It’s fucking cold!

Ha! It worked! I didn’t have to retighten it all day!

Ok lady…..

by RoachKiller

Here’s your chance! I’ll be right back at the same mcmenamens this Saturday! if your sober you might have a chance…..

If not, I’ll be eating my tater tots and moving on with my night! I’ll be there around 6pm…..

I’m also looking for a tattoo buddy! I’ll kick in half! You got nice tits I’ll take ya! The guy I’m going to charges $200 an hour…..

Don’t snooze cus you will definitely be loozing!

I’m also offering a no cash payment plan! Inquire within for details….. 🙂

Dinner update….

by RoachKiller

Tonight’s dinner will be fresh fried cod and chips!

I’m thinking with a simple Romain heart salad topped with a nice sweet basil vinaigrette….

Then the rest of the week I will empty the freezer accordingly….. 🙂

Everything except the stuff in the pink ziplocs! That’s Mika’s dog food…..

Oh and yall in the pnw allergies are kicking in! Noticed last night…..

I also have a standing reservation at those pool tables. So if you would like to join me lady. I’ll gladly play you a few games! You can buy the blue moon and cerveza…..

ROFLMAO…..

by RoachKiller

You ever find something that is just fabulous to eat. Then find out it’s gnarly after effects?

It’s no Brie but spread this stuff on some fresh toasted como bread. Omg it’s fucking killer!

Only problem is you will smell like a dirty jock strap afterwords…..

The smell afterwords far exceeds its yummyness…..

Yet if smelling like dick is cool to you! Give it a try!

Don’t know what…..

by RoachKiller

To tell you! You know where I live, you now my number….. I won’t refuse a call or text!

Cujo and I are just busy doing what we are doing! I’ve extended every olive branch I’m aware of! Wasn’t good enough for you so we be moving on!

Ya snooze ya loose…..

All I know is everything has been so fucking peaceful! You’re welcome to interject as long as you don’t fuck up our peace!

Otherwise I’ll make sure miss farty pants sits on your lap! And she loves to huff and puff while she’s doing it! 🙂

Oh she is only doing it for the attention 🙂

Anyone else…..

by RoachKiller

Just start laughing out loud when those white trash women at the bars on 82nd start Proselytizing while drinking and sitting in front of the poker machines?

Yo bitch, you are breaking gods law as we fucking speak! Shut the fuck up, drink another beer and put more ebt money in the poker machines!

Leave the rest of us “ satanists” alone…..

Ofcourse…..

by RoachKiller

I pick the pool table under the heater vent……

I’m definitely super rusty and my angles are way the fuck off but god damn!

I can still break really well. Everything else is fucked……