Wow….

by RoachKiller

A newbie made the magical guess the first time on which spare key fits his truck of the day…. Impressive!

Final post of the day…..

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As I was picking up my stinky candles! Here arrived my yankee candle order! Figure that one out!

Here is the plate that start my free dishware adventure! ROFLMAO!

Because of this one salad plate I now own 2 sets of the same collection! 🙂

Anyhoot, it is repaired well enough! This is the “ everyday “ set…..

I think, close matching nail polish topped with porcelain super glue…..

I’m good on stinky candles for a while! 🙂

Doh!

Aww no mental….

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Issues with her! Lol, sadly I can’t remove them without rubber gloves and a whole body condom! As her bio mom and dad gave her there hpv!

The issues of adoption are clearly evident…..

If your a parent, you saw this and laughed, became aroused or at all found it amusing! I’m 99.9% sure that your kids have been taken by the state at some point in your parenting life!

I’ll flat out tell you! Yall should be honored I’ve kept it together this well the last 6 months! From the shit I’ve been forced to endure! I’m holding it together very fucking well!

Although if the opportunity ever arises to let the shit fly! Oh it will! It will big fucking time!

I will be the only one walking away that day! Guaranteed!

They have arrived…..

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Oh both those fuckers are going to be played! Hard!

That splatocaster is beautiful in person! Pick guard isn’t clear coated but it’s art right? So let’s make it artier…..

That Reo speedwagons, Marshall head is well fucking used! I’ll use it just as hard…..

I’ll let everything acclimate a few days before I do anything!

Oh and the nos splattercaster was sent from Manchester music mill….

The reo speed wagon amp was a gift from someone through Chicago music exchange…..

Look at that…..

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Spotless mother fuckers, spotless! So clean I would let you eat off that fucker! Now we see how well those scrubbing bubbles and Clorox toilet tabs work!

Only 2 more toilets to go! Bwoop bwoop!

Yes….

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It actually is quite nice thing to have these smelly candles glowing!

Since my spendy yankee candle order still hasn’t arrived! I’ve been reduced to finding another dealer…..

🙂

Goldilocks….

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Has nothing on me toots! ROFLMAO!

Well after two attempts! I have found the perfect board for my foot stool!

Not to big, not to small! Just right! Added bonus it has built in pen holders, is environmentally friendly and does what I need it too! 😉

The first two tries are on my counter actually being used as they should!

And as I’m doing my weekly chores around the house! I’m realizing how nice it is to actually be tall enough to put away the dishes! Without aid of a step stool…..

Jump for it little man, jump!

Fridge in the…..

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Garage Off! That was wasted money! Once I went through both fridges. Threw out all the old, freezer burned shit!

Like I asked the x to do years ago! I found that there was just barely enough frozen shit in there! So I turned that bitch off!

As you can see, the new freezer alignment is in order of importance! ROFLMAO!

While the garbage disposal will eat all this shit later after it defrosts! The lady had a problem with partial eating of food and leaving the rest in the freezer for years!

In the garage I found countless jars of preserves that had exploded and were just left there! I don’t feel like thoroughly cleaning that old fridge today! I made sure to leave the doors open enough to let air in….

I’ll chisel the preserves off later…..

1 project down! 3 more to go today! 🙂

All right ladies….

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Who wants a blackrock coffee bar, fuel? I’ll either go to the one on 82nd drive or on 82nd by winco?

So what the fuck do you ladies want?

Im in awe….

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What took me years at Crete has been accomplished here in less than 2 months! Truly amazing…..

Finally had to use my pandemic road toilet paper! Yea I keep the tp upstairs but luckily I kept that in the garage! 🙂

Hey man, I’m just minding my own business doing my own thing! It would be you people who can’t do just that!

Ha told ya…..

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Recently went to the eye doctor! He did indeed confirm that my vision in my right eye has improved significantly!

I knew there was a reason I was constantly taking off my glasses to see…..

So good!