by RoachKiller Mad about anything why?
I am a bit grouchy, but I’m not mad about anything! Other than the fact, my nuts itch, I think I got a little itch going on there in the butt side and my tarot card reading told me the condom was gonna break somewhere! other than that everything’s great
by RoachKiller About the smell of tobacco smokers per say! I do know that when I smell it getting into a truck. I know who recently drove it so I have to look for extra new damage to the truck…..
So if you hear me scream, “ god damn it, it smells like cigarettes in here! “ you will understand…..
by RoachKiller I don’t have to fill in for anyone today! Yay!
Mom, watch what I can do…..
by RoachKiller Try a whole new set of cold gear and see if that changes the cold spots at all….. it’s not only a nice base layer but it’s also compression!
Wich eliminates the leg cramps from short seats while driving! Let’s see how it rolls! I’ll let you know soon!
by RoachKiller It just never ends with you and your batch of stupid, does it?
by RoachKiller I’m having weird coldness issues! Like I said, even with my sub-zero attire on. I’m having bizarre areas of my body get cold!
Like today it was the tops of my knees and upper legs! With this weird strip of coldness across my abdomen! oh and my nose froze off today! The dripping snot finally froze my nose! Eeeks! 🙂
My lower legs, feet and hands are like usual! Fine!
by RoachKiller Are designed for sub zero temps! Yet today, even with my running pants on. My peepee decided to go all vagina on me today! 🙂
by RoachKiller I was just hit on? I quote, “ you look just like the milkman! Same hair, same beard, same physique! He’s hot!”
Normally my reply would have been, “woo hoo, I got a chance! Yeee haw!” 🙂
Yet since I’m at work I just smiled and fumbled unhooking the door on my way out…..
by RoachKiller Happy to know. As soon as I got to work I had to poop! It was a good poop! It was a coleslaw poop! It was a plentiful poop!
I HAVE POOPED!
by RoachKiller Unbelievably hilarious to hear the machine say!
by RoachKiller You can find me at now…..
by RoachKiller Am I doing right right now?
Realizing I forgot my new seasons coupon and soda pop! Feeding my new blueberry addiction! ( yumi are the best! ) And working on doing a winding wick on this candle!
Bout it!
by RoachKiller To know about the divorce? I’ll be keeping the house, cars and my retirement!
Right now we’re waiting for all of her little internet friends to finish piling on! That way we can call each and every one to court!
At their expense ofcourse!
So it’s going GREEEAAAT!
I also know I’m 4 months away from being debt free! So yea, everything’s going GREAAAAT!
Minus the price of chew here in Oregon! I need to find some homies that run to Joplin and grab me some buckets……
by RoachKiller Painting too! I love painting your old lady white as often as I can!
See ya!
by RoachKiller Fan of the silver from guitar to board and board to amp! Pig hogs are great but these are better! I bought a bunch of gold mogami’s but they are not nearly as good! Wich is wired…..
by RoachKiller Doing great! New tattoo artist will be working on both tattoos! I’ll be getting the Chrissy tattoo first!
Then moving on to finishing up the sleeve!
I never really grooved this guitar! When you compare it to my 2 kiesels and that stienberger I have with the graphite neck….
Is cool but just can’t dig it……
by RoachKiller When your talking to someone who should know what your talking about. Hasn’t a clue, then when that lightbulb goes off when they finally figure it out….
That’s like Christmas morning for me! Watching that lightbulb over your head finally click on! ROFLMAO!
If you don’t know why the fuel tank cap is off, the yard foreman has no idea why the fuel tank lid is off!
I would ask myself, “ hmmm, did the fuel guy come today? Is the fuel tank full? Oh that might explain it!
Yet, I drove otr and I’m aware of some little things you ain’t! I’m aware some of these unscrupulous drivers carry high volume electric pumps! Wich they use to pull fuel out of your tank and into there’s! At a high rate of speed!
I once had my tank drained in under 5 minutes ( the time it took to take a piss! ) at an east – west fuel stop over in Virginia! By a woman driver ofcourse!
So when I see an open fuel tank that’s not full! I look around to see if there is fuel blow by! Ya know, maybe the previous driver forgot to put the tank cap on?
No blow by? Then I’m gunna ask around to other people and ask if they know why the tank cap isn’t on. When they tell me they don’t know? Then I’m going to assume one of those owner ops they unload in between company trucks felt the need to borrow the fuel out of my truck…..
Hey, I know a lot of stuff, some worthless but most. Is stuff you don’t, but should!
And you are aware they sell anti-siphone cans to put in all the truck tanks that will reduce or eliminate fuel theft!
But you already knew that, right?
by RoachKiller Member how I told yall years ago. The way I always do repetitive things like pre trips etc. I find a routine and I stick with that exact routine every time! and if for some reason I have to alter that routine enroute. I start from the beginning!
Well I do the same with key returns!
It’s almost ocd’ish the way I do this!
I never keep keys in my pockets! They are tossed in a cup holder until needed. Then after use, I throw them into another cup holder signifying used!
At the end of the day I put the truck key and customer keys in my chest pocket! Right next to my fav pen! Wich is important!
So when I head back into the dc. I dump my shit at a table, grab my paperwork throw a paper clip on it. Toss it on the stack. Then feel my chest pocket for keys and proceed to put them back! Including truck keys!
Then proceed to walk to my shit. Throw my fav pen in my paper keeper and toss it on top of everyone else’s paper keepers!
Grab my shit, head for the door! When I get to the hot rod. I usually take off my vest. In doing so I pat down all my pockets again!
Thus a last check for keys and my headlamp!
That is exactly how I do end of day! Everyday!
by RoachKiller From the doctor today! He explained to me that as long as I continue to keep improving my muscle definition in my right arm and shoulder.
I will NOT have to have shoulder surgery! Yay! Already booked my appointment with the tattoo guy! Yay!
It’s gunna look something like this except eviler!
by RoachKiller Ask yourself, “ how did he know about this 2 weeks ago?” don’t believe me? Watch my last posted vblog….. @easyravioli.com
And imagine that! They are talking about bitcoin hitting $80,000! Wow, don’t I say that like 2 weeks ago?