Oh hell yea

by RoachKiller

Twas good food! like always, ya snooze ya loose you fucking low rent quacks…..

The mango pico de gallo and super fresh Romain heart lettuce made those tacos! Damn, I think I’ll do the burrito left overs today!

Oh and my bad! I used a fresh Brie cheese on the tacos….. not blue cheese!

Oh and…..

by RoachKiller

Ladies and gents! That there is $85 food bill! Which includes $13.00 of fresh dog food! If you shop reasonable you can find killer deals!

Oh and $12 worth of lobster tails and a $9 wedge of fresh blue cheese! 12 – 2 liters of diet soda pop for $15, not to mention the 2 nice petite sirloins in there somewhere for like $7

I’m gunna eat like a fucking king for a week or so…..

Yall will be…..

by RoachKiller

Happy to know I found someone who could actually give me an answer to some questions I had about autism and adhd sufferers!

I arrived to deliver like an hour earlier than the usual guy! When he came out of the cooler he had that look!

The same look crissy has when she is standing at the smoothie machines at quick trip! I actually smiled! I’m like I know that look! He is autistic!

Lo and behold he was! So I asked him how he is dealing with that at work?

His exact reply was, “ he had to retrain his thinking! It takes him a few extra moments to compose himself. Yet shortly there after he will make a decision! Whether it’s the right decision or not. It really doesn’t matter! He made a quick decision and moves on!

He said sometimes he will even go back and relook at a situation and change his decision! But he always makes a decision!

He told me a couple other things but the main part was the retraining his thinking! A lot like a dyslexic has to retrain there’s…..

Interesting…..

If you…..

by RoachKiller

Don’t mind folding a few clothes I’ll gladly feed you! Tonight I’m having a salad with cod and butterfly shrimp tacos……

If you’re nice and smell good. I might even have a taste of your taco…

Oh pookie, I ain’t talking about or to my ex…..

I don’t know…..

by RoachKiller

Lady, I’m thinking polyester fluorescent safety green really doesn’t bring out my blue eyes like you say!

But thanks for the compliment…..

I evar…..

by RoachKiller

Tell you why I keep my wallet in any pocket other than a back pocket?

I was in Nashville at a checkout. Waiting to buy lunch. Hands full etc…..

As I’m standing there this bitch just slams into me right? All while feeling a hand grabbing my ass! I was like hey, say scuse me next time you fucking wanker!

Her and her cohort ran fast outta there!

At the time I was driving a truck with a piece of shit seat. So I kept my wallet cause it was really fucking thick with truck stuff cards. I kept it on my back in my waistband…..

So other than the fact, she copped a free feel she didn’t get shit!

So now you know, the reason why I keep my wallet in any other pocket besides my back pocket…..

Hun…..

by RoachKiller

Like a pick pocketer, make sure your mark isn’t already scanning for the same thing you’re trying to steal from him!

I would also recommend upgrading the soft on your rfid scanner! That shit was pathetic…

My guess….

by RoachKiller

The reason I’m still sitting here at the dc is?

1- I sharted and I’m waiting for my clothes to dry?

2- I’m crying from spilled milk?

3- the trailer I was loaded on had two brake lines leaking air and no lower marker lights on the left side?

If you guessed #3 you are correct…..

Unlike yesterday’s trailer that the lift would randomly leave me dead in the water…..

I don’t see….

by RoachKiller

The writing on the wall! I do however see the blood stains from where your face was…..

Keep fucking with me and you will get to see that wall first hand again….

FYI…..

by RoachKiller

These things are da bomb! Spendy as fuck but truly are comfortable to sleep on! Warm, cozy!

That Australian wool comforter is great for people who are not hot sleepers! So don’t eat before you go to bed if you own one…..

This is….

by RoachKiller

What I order on Amazon now! I too am disappointed by this outcome…..

Sad part is I’m actually excited about the cabana towels and worshclothes:)

My day……

by RoachKiller

It’s finally complete! Driving down the road there’s a bitch sitting at a stop sign on the side road as I’m going by. She flipped me off. Some random whore have no idea who she is never seen her before in my life that she is flipping me off.

You can’t complain because that just means you’ve done your job……

Good thing…..

by RoachKiller

I kind of pay attention a little huh? I would have looked stupid arriving at that stop without the 75 cases of bananas on my back…..

I get it, just like the drivers. The warehouse is dealing with issues too! I don’t have any problems with them! The things I do are for my perfection purposes!

I also get that misspicks happen! I just want to make sure they ain’t from me…..

Oh I just…..

by RoachKiller

Realized what’s going on! I’m less than a week away from getting my hiring bonus…..

Oddly, out of the 2 new hires. I’m the only one who hasn’t wrecked…..

Huh, remember mediation is an option! Oddly I have nothing to hide but yall do……

Oh and I have zero tolerance for the bullshit yall have been forcing on me! Wich is verifiable by all the actions I have taken thus far…..

Cus this shit ain’t normal homie!

Yea brah…..

by RoachKiller

We’re not doing this again! We had our fun with Sarah silverbush back in the day! So what do you want?

That’s like the 15th fake silverbush to follow me in the last week……