Why….

by RoachKiller

Am I digging this all female band? There style of music they actually have a melody….

It’s usually real slow and drawn out! Yet there is a melody…..

Ya know….

by RoachKiller

I can walk into a porno store and not feel weird at all! I can walk into to Victoria’s Secret and ask the sales lady what she has in my size, as a joke!

I can even walk into a live sex booth and not care about anything!

I walk into this store and I get anxiety like you wouldn’t believe! kinda weird huh?

But I dig there stuff so I had to endure the self torture cus I hadn’t a clue as to what I wanted!

4 Chrissy…..

by RoachKiller

Found this in your room when I was cleaning out the giant pit of trash you left behind! Mika looks awesome! 😉

Oh I forgot, ! Points you take way to literally. I’m not yelling, I’m actually excited I found it and Mika let me put it on her!

She is a serious crotchety, buff old lady….. she don’t do what she don’t want to do! Literally!

Had a woman…..

by RoachKiller

Last night tell me, “ if she came home and saw her old man did something “ magical” like that! She would instantly orgasm!” He would have a very fun night!”

ROFLMAO! ahhh shucks! Thanks lady!

Fuck…..

by RoachKiller

Well here’s something I forgot about! The almond joys are mine who wants the rest…..

Not a happy camper…..

by RoachKiller

Finally decided to buy some new ps5 games last night! I’m not a big gamer so after hooking the ps5 back up to the internet as I reset the WiFi password like 6 months ago!…..

I went to download these new games I bought on my wishlist that went on sale!

So after 30 minutes of trying to figure out why none of those games were in my downloads. If finally occurred to me that steam is not the same as the ps5 store!

I was so disappointed! I wanted to play back rooms and killer klowns from outer space last night! ;(

And for you who are looking to score a nice gift for people you don’t know! This pnw salmon box works wonders to impress people you don’t know!

Not me cus the only fish I like is deep fried code or “ white fish!” From skippers!

One more today….

by RoachKiller

Had a good time giving out candy and telling the dog to “ stop barking!”

At 20:00 the official switch from Halloween took place! Jack o lantern put away and Xmas wreath up!

Was light on trick or treaters! Most kids got full sized candy! By the end I went out on the street and started dumping candy into stragglers bags!

Gave away $52 + ( $20 brothers kids ) worth of candy! best outfit was the Asian ninja and Michael Jackson! ( he even had the white cuffs on his pants! )

Hope everyone had a safe and jolly helloween!

FYI, I’m not a big candy eater so leaving any and all candy behind would be a monster waste!

Welp time to have some stew and watch scary movies!

Turned out beautiful by the way! Perfect taters, perfectly cooked carrots! Not soft with a taste of that carrot crunch! Meat excellent, sausage, sausaging and the sauce is perfect! A hint of Italian with a hint of tomato with the heartiness of stew!

Enjoy ladies and that 1 gay dude that follow my recipe’s!

These are nice…..

by RoachKiller

I’m shocked that for $15 each these 60×80 blankets are nice! Definitely soft and cozy! They are Mika approved!

I’ll bet you even lesbians will find these cozy!

Although not true Sherpa and more like micro fiber they are still decent!

Now the Samaria blanket under them. That’s true Sherpa! And cost $100 more! Lunafide.com

Ok ladies…..

by RoachKiller

Here is my recipe for stew!

If you have a bigger crock pot double it!

Add to your crock pot…..

1 container beef broth

About 1 cup of whatever wine you got!

1 small can tomato paste

1 can of crushed tomatoes!

Add Whatever seasonings you want! I added basil, garlic, Italian seasonings ( it’s a ready made bottle! ) and a pinch of rosemary! I will add sea salt and crushed pepper corn towards the end!

Add all this to your crock pot and stir vigorously! 😉

Chop 4 – 5 decent sized red potato’s, shrooms, 1 medium onion and 3 decent sized celery stalks and 3 carrots! ( I forgot celery! ;( also add uncooked pea’s if you wish!

Put all that in the crock pot and look at your hard work so far! 🙂 good job ladies and that 1 gay dude who reads my recipes!

Next add about 1 lb of decently blocked beef! ( it’s already cut for you at the store! Buy “ stew meat!”

Chop 1 kielbasa, whatever flavor you want! I used hickory flavored! And add about chopped ( just like the stew meat! ) half a slab of ham!

Put that all in the pot, look at your hard work and realize, fuck I need a bigger crock pot! Go look in the garage, you might have one. You might not!

Me, I looked and I did not have a bigger one! ;(

After that’s all in there! Drop a shot of whiskey on top!

Don’t ask me! My nephew gave this to me for Xmas one year! 😉

Then drop a good splash of Worcestershire sauce and just the tip of some a-1 sauce! put the top on the crock pot and…..

Now I started late so my temp is on high! You, you probably started before work. So put that sucker on low and get your ass to work!

You will…..

by RoachKiller

See a video of me today on some wanna be rich bitches smedia page!

I’ll be sporting my orange vans, Flash Gordon shirt, kreator sweatshirt and all the rest!

Let me know her name, I’ll see if she is actually of any value to take on…..

Actually hun, I have people video / take pictures of me all the time! that bitch just gave a bad vibe!

Oh no…..

by RoachKiller

The lady at the UA place told me about a cool boba place her kid found!

Tried finding it! No glory! So back to T4 and being followed by the friends of the pedo…..

By the way, the milfs wearing yoga pants at target are outstanding today!

In the meantime, I’m trying to find a big chunk candy bar for my brothers Halloween surprise! As all brothers do! ( he wears dentures, fyi! )

True brotherly love!

Once I remove the kinder, I will be giving all that sugar to my niece and nephew! As an uncle should! 😉

Well I’ll be…..

by RoachKiller

Damnd! I’m not a sex offender! Huh, I always said I wasn’t! Now you kinda have to believe what I say don’t you…..

I’ll bet you that if I do a search about the little boy in blue who keeps telling people I am. The results will be much different? Won’t they?