I evar…..

by RoachKiller

Tell you why I keep my wallet in any pocket other than a back pocket?

I was in Nashville at a checkout. Waiting to buy lunch. Hands full etc…..

As I’m standing there this bitch just slams into me right? All while feeling a hand grabbing my ass! I was like hey, say scuse me next time you fucking wanker!

Her and her cohort ran fast outta there!

At the time I was driving a truck with a piece of shit seat. So I kept my wallet cause it was really fucking thick with truck stuff cards. I kept it on my back in my waistband…..

So other than the fact, she copped a free feel she didn’t get shit!

So now you know, the reason why I keep my wallet in any other pocket besides my back pocket…..

Hun…..

by RoachKiller

Like a pick pocketer, make sure your mark isn’t already scanning for the same thing you’re trying to steal from him!

I would also recommend upgrading the soft on your rfid scanner! That shit was pathetic…

My guess….

by RoachKiller

The reason I’m still sitting here at the dc is?

1- I sharted and I’m waiting for my clothes to dry?

2- I’m crying from spilled milk?

3- the trailer I was loaded on had two brake lines leaking air and no lower marker lights on the left side?

If you guessed #3 you are correct…..

Unlike yesterday’s trailer that the lift would randomly leave me dead in the water…..

I don’t see….

by RoachKiller

The writing on the wall! I do however see the blood stains from where your face was…..

Keep fucking with me and you will get to see that wall first hand again….

FYI…..

by RoachKiller

These things are da bomb! Spendy as fuck but truly are comfortable to sleep on! Warm, cozy!

That Australian wool comforter is great for people who are not hot sleepers! So don’t eat before you go to bed if you own one…..

This is….

by RoachKiller

What I order on Amazon now! I too am disappointed by this outcome…..

Sad part is I’m actually excited about the cabana towels and worshclothes:)

My day……

by RoachKiller

It’s finally complete! Driving down the road there’s a bitch sitting at a stop sign on the side road as I’m going by. She flipped me off. Some random whore have no idea who she is never seen her before in my life that she is flipping me off.

You can’t complain because that just means you’ve done your job……

Good thing…..

by RoachKiller

I kind of pay attention a little huh? I would have looked stupid arriving at that stop without the 75 cases of bananas on my back…..

I get it, just like the drivers. The warehouse is dealing with issues too! I don’t have any problems with them! The things I do are for my perfection purposes!

I also get that misspicks happen! I just want to make sure they ain’t from me…..

Oh I just…..

by RoachKiller

Realized what’s going on! I’m less than a week away from getting my hiring bonus…..

Oddly, out of the 2 new hires. I’m the only one who hasn’t wrecked…..

Huh, remember mediation is an option! Oddly I have nothing to hide but yall do……

Oh and I have zero tolerance for the bullshit yall have been forcing on me! Wich is verifiable by all the actions I have taken thus far…..

Cus this shit ain’t normal homie!

Yea brah…..

by RoachKiller

We’re not doing this again! We had our fun with Sarah silverbush back in the day! So what do you want?

That’s like the 15th fake silverbush to follow me in the last week……

Hang tight buddy….

by RoachKiller

I’m running to the store to buy you a bigger shovel for all that bullshit you’re trying to push…..

Don’t forget, mediation is free….. and yall got a whole lot to hide…..

Oddly, even with all the buzzard’ry going on just like at Crete. I’m having one hell of a good time…..

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

That was some serious box trolly shit right there! Like 22 boxes of oranges and melons! All 50lbs a piece!

I’m sweeting like your sister at a lesbian gang bang! Damn!

Nope the sideways wick didn’t work! ;( the melted wax keeps puting it out! 😉 welp time to try again!

As far as I…..

by RoachKiller

Am getting it today! Did you know I actually have a double counter in my bathroom? No I didn’t either!

I still have to go through all the Cubans and drawers to throw out the x’s shit! I mean she had mass quantities of shit, worthless shit in those drawers! Holy fuck!

Next I tackle her old walk in closet wich is just piled with more worthless shit!

That way I’ll be able to put my dresser in there and start living like a human again! That’s gunna be some fucking work…..

What I’m…..

by RoachKiller

Playing today on ps5! Decided to venture out of my game comfort zone! Indiana jonea is th type of games I like! This other one intrigues me! I’m not a shoot um up type guy. I’ll definitely give it a try just from the character depictions onscreen!