They have arrived…..

by RoachKiller

Oh both those fuckers are going to be played! Hard!

That splatocaster is beautiful in person! Pick guard isn’t clear coated but it’s art right? So let’s make it artier…..

That Reo speedwagons, Marshall head is well fucking used! I’ll use it just as hard…..

I’ll let everything acclimate a few days before I do anything!

Oh and the nos splattercaster was sent from Manchester music mill….

The reo speed wagon amp was a gift from someone through Chicago music exchange…..

Look at that…..

by RoachKiller

Spotless mother fuckers, spotless! So clean I would let you eat off that fucker! Now we see how well those scrubbing bubbles and Clorox toilet tabs work!

Only 2 more toilets to go! Bwoop bwoop!

Yes….

by RoachKiller

It actually is quite nice thing to have these smelly candles glowing!

Since my spendy yankee candle order still hasn’t arrived! I’ve been reduced to finding another dealer…..

🙂

Goldilocks….

by RoachKiller

Has nothing on me toots! ROFLMAO!

Well after two attempts! I have found the perfect board for my foot stool!

Not to big, not to small! Just right! Added bonus it has built in pen holders, is environmentally friendly and does what I need it too! 😉

The first two tries are on my counter actually being used as they should!

And as I’m doing my weekly chores around the house! I’m realizing how nice it is to actually be tall enough to put away the dishes! Without aid of a step stool…..

Jump for it little man, jump!

Fridge in the…..

by RoachKiller

Garage Off! That was wasted money! Once I went through both fridges. Threw out all the old, freezer burned shit!

Like I asked the x to do years ago! I found that there was just barely enough frozen shit in there! So I turned that bitch off!

As you can see, the new freezer alignment is in order of importance! ROFLMAO!

While the garbage disposal will eat all this shit later after it defrosts! The lady had a problem with partial eating of food and leaving the rest in the freezer for years!

In the garage I found countless jars of preserves that had exploded and were just left there! I don’t feel like thoroughly cleaning that old fridge today! I made sure to leave the doors open enough to let air in….

I’ll chisel the preserves off later…..

1 project down! 3 more to go today! 🙂

All right ladies….

by RoachKiller

Who wants a blackrock coffee bar, fuel? I’ll either go to the one on 82nd drive or on 82nd by winco?

So what the fuck do you ladies want?

Im in awe….

by RoachKiller

What took me years at Crete has been accomplished here in less than 2 months! Truly amazing…..

Finally had to use my pandemic road toilet paper! Yea I keep the tp upstairs but luckily I kept that in the garage! 🙂

Hey man, I’m just minding my own business doing my own thing! It would be you people who can’t do just that!

Ha told ya…..

by RoachKiller

Recently went to the eye doctor! He did indeed confirm that my vision in my right eye has improved significantly!

I knew there was a reason I was constantly taking off my glasses to see…..

So good!

Dude….

by RoachKiller

Your mom just asked me out on a date! I’m honestly thinking about going…..

Yes, I’m on one of the dating apps! I treat it with the exact amount of importance I do social media…. Half ass monkey boy style…..

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

That’s a first! I have never waited an hour + at a drop while the chef argues about broccoli! ROFLMAO! They thought they were ordering broccolini but actually ordered regular broccoli!

But then, they realized they were out of veggies for the weekend and needed something! But there was a little yellow in the broccoli heads.

But then the cilantro was dying fast! Yet they only ordered 4 and there were 10 in the box. They found 4 good bushels and sent back the rest….

Then after all that, they returned the 8 cases of broccoli while the magic chef was able to call someone and get broccolini….

Don’t ask me I just drive the truck and have the returns book…..

Still having a blast…..

If I told you what customer that was, it would blow your mind! I guarantee anyone in Portland has been there and eaten there….. 😉

High standards they have! They also have an all you can eat seafood buffet Friday and saturdays!

Oh and I guess there was a big fuck up last week where customers either didn’t get the correct order or something! Cus everyone I delivered to wanted to check the count and condition of everything!

There ya go…..

by RoachKiller

The 2 missing products from the last stop! No one ordered a 10lb box of mixed salad or a 3lb cello of spinach…..

So I’m guessing that’s why they didn’t get there cut celery or Arcadian petite…..