This is why…..

by RoachKiller

You never send me grocery shopping unattended!

Cus not only did I get dinner I also got more bbw candles! On sale for $10.99 by the way!

Been letting that yankee candle burn for 4 days now! I had to add essential oil to the melted wax to get it to stink again! ;(

Bbw candles ( bath and body works! ) are by far smellier but last 1/4 the time!

It’s just nice, the house just smells nice! An addiction I acquired from the x wife! It just smells nice!

Big problem I’m having as a single male. I buy groceries like I have a family! I don’t have to do that anymore! An issue I’m slowly dealing with!

Yea I can do it…..

by RoachKiller

But my vocal effects processor is being pushed to the max! Harmonizer and key drop is really pushing it…..

Added bonus I have those matching Les Paul’s! 666 and 667….. unless he wants to play the matching Jackson mars crackles?

Unless he has his own ultras that’s all I got to offer up for dualing banjos…..

Just thinking out loud again!

Unless he wants to do strats? I own damn near every color Strat ever made…..

2 questions…..

by RoachKiller

For my old school homies!

I’m trying to remember the names of the chemicals I hauled over the years.

One was valued at $1 million dollars! It was like methyl glycol or something like that?

The other was that 1 I delivered over there around gas city Indiana! Over by that weird old school milk bottle building!

The guy who unloaded it wore a fire suit and required the driver and all pets to move away from the truck. That way if the trailer door sparked when opening. The ensuing fireball would be somewhat controlled?

Or was I the only one they entrusted to run those kind of loads? 🙂

Like my….

by RoachKiller

Momma always said! “ your a special boy!”

I’m guessing that’s why this is my one true vice!

What are…..

by RoachKiller

The chances I come to work today to find all the doors locked on the truck I’m driving today?

Oh and this is the truck where the spare key doesn’t fit the door! Pretty much cleaned out the rack of spare truck keys!

Found one that worked! I don’t really have the energy to walk the stairs again for the 4th time today! So I’ll take these spare keys with me today!

Sorry, but I do believe yall have some issues to deal with…..

No really…..

by RoachKiller

All my new jackets now have that butt protector half circle on the bottom!

It’s weird I am at just the perfect height my ass is constantly getting wet from puckered lips….

Look who….

by RoachKiller

Is seriously desperate! Who is so broke they had to come all the way from crazy town again to start up some shit ROFLMAO!

Yup that’s right buddy! I’m headed to work! You’re not welcome to follow or even interact! Cus if you or your crazy town members do, your gunna need those million dollar lawyers again….

Bwoop bwoop!

You don’t think that’s what all those porn bot followers are there for do ya?

I’m thinking…..

by RoachKiller

Everything in this picture should be my priority today! 🙂

Added side note…..

I was seriously expecting to be a lot soar’er today than I’m not! My muscles are a little tight but that’s it! Wow! Maybe I am getting more fit’er