Oh and…..

by RoachKiller

Thank you to whoever snagged my brand new charge cord for my lift while I was on a day off!

This new lift hasn’t been able to get a full charge since I was given it! 60 to 90% was the best.

Since you replaced my new charge cord with an old broken charge cord. My lift has now achieved 100% charge!

I figured it was either the cord or a loose connection on the battery! Welp thanks to your greediness! I was proven right about the cord….. bravo! Bravo!

Nothing pisses…..

by RoachKiller

Off a troll more than being caught in another lie! See I’ve found that in the trucking industry. Trucking trolls have a very short shelf life! Remember that!

Yet with this new job I’m being put into many a uncomfortable situation! Oddly, I’m guessing with all of your attempts to show me I’m not that good.

I have time and time again shown you that all those awards hanging on my wall are legit! And that I have earned every one of them……

Unlike you, I can proudly boast…..

I felt so bad…..

by RoachKiller

There is this lovely young lady at work I recently met! She tells me she has an adhd issue! Doesn’t bother me….. uh hello, crissy…..

Yet today was a long ass day! My whole objective was to put the truck away, put my lift away and get home before the dog bursts on the floor!

Mika has this new thing where she will hold her poop and pee until I get home! Even if that’s 15 hours later! Then as I walk through the door she howls and runs for the door to be let out!

So I feel bad this young lady wanted to talk and I had to cut her short! ;( I did hear about her awesome achievement she accomplished this week! YOU GO GIRL!

Matter of fact next time we are both around the yard maybe I can get her to teach me a class B truck! Cus I won’t drive one until someone trains me on the basics!

Oddly…..

by RoachKiller

Took sometime last night to practice on both of them! Couldn’t find the phone I used to program the amp last time. So I had to use the default shit! I was fully tuned down a half step and came up with this wonderfully evil riff…..

This explains why I’m again recording my practice sessions! If I can remember it and the amp settings. I’ll definitely try it on the new guitar coming my way today…..

I will tell you it sounds much better on the e2 over the s2…..

What’s in the…..

by RoachKiller

Crock today for dinner? Short ribs drenched in citrus cerveza, dehydrated mango chips, bacon, potatoes and wine!

Oh and based in a beef stock…..

Dunno how it’s gunna taste but I’ll definitely let you know…..

It’s all stuff I had to cook today or else throw it away! 🙂

P.s. ladies I realize yall are short. Yet as a tall guy I will look on the top shelf of the meat coolers and post here if they have any good sales!

So in return if I ever need anything off the bottom shelf I’ll ask yall to grab it for me! 😉

I woke up…..

by RoachKiller

Late this morning! Sat on the couch, had a large bowl of colon cleansing granola and honey bunches of o’s!

The next thing I know I wake up to this….. chew still in lip and raging morning wood, wooding? wtf?

What a fucking…..

by RoachKiller

Day! Thank goodness I bought those rain jackets! Cus today was the day for them!

Non stop! Had to bypass 1 stop as the road was shut down every which way to the place!

Over all it was a good day! Had fun, minus pulling into the school to unload. Finding out it was a 2 hour delay! So I had a gaggle of school kids to contend with!

But it’s Friday and I’m tired! I earned my keep this week…..

Added bonus, I only had to break down 2 pallets today! Oddly everyone got what they ordered! How do I know! I hand picked and searched out each box! Doh!

There ya go! That’s what I look at every day! My pallet jack and box trolly. That oddly rarely ever moves from the spot I last put it!

It’s weird! Even if I take a right turn. It’s right there! Standing up, screaming come move me, I dare you!

Oh and I’ve stopped removing other peoples trash left behind in the truck I’m driving that day! I’m not your garbage man, nor is the next driver…..

Oh and…..

by RoachKiller

You can tell people who are not true Oregonians! In the 80’s and 90’s we ran around here wearing cotton long John’s under our shorts!

Now days we run around here wearing fancy running pants and shorts! It’s actually quite popular all up and down the west coast! Especially with the people who use to wear “ exposed “ long John’s….

Which by the way makes me think of the time I was in Alda ne back in the 90’s. The old lady who worked the ta said and I quote, “ us here in Nebraska wear our underwear under our clothes!” ROFLMAO!

Referring to me wearing shorts and long John’s! Still makes me giggle to this day…..

Matter of fact I stopped for a long time until I realized these running pants stop the leg cramps I get from sitting countless hours on drivers seats that are too short! You midgets who are also suffering from scoliosis or something with the air you have in the backs of the seats set to, wouldn’t understand! ROFLMAO!

I’m almost…..

by RoachKiller

A month into this local stuff! It’s ok! I’m already tired of the rain! Which is odd considering I’ve lived in the pnw my entire life! 🙂

Other than the fact yesterday I was told “ go grab this last drop and head home after that!” Then I get back to the dc. Put the truck and my gear away. Then am told, “ oh wait, we have one more drop going back to the exact same place you just left!”

So then I had to unpack the track and gear! Other than that extremely frustrating situation. It’s been pretty good!

I definitely would love to know my accuracy count! Other than that it’s the same ole same ole! Only difference is I sleep in my own bed every night! Shower in my own shower every day…..

Pay wise, welp that’s between me and me! 😉