Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

A day where I came back empty! Hoooooo! Can you believe it? Not 1 return, not 1 mispick! Did have a rather high number of credit receipts to pass out!

But fuck yall im going home! Im tired and my nose won’t stop running…..

You wanna…..

by RoachKiller

Get pissed off? My water bill showed up today! I used exactly $3.25 worth of water! add a $22.00 service fee….. so the water bill is $25.25! Doh!

Poor bastards…..

by RoachKiller

Look at that! My hands got dirty putting those blue bastards back under the ground where they belong!

🙂

The fuckers keep popping there little heads back up even after being 6’ under…..

My day….

by RoachKiller

Has consisted of a final lawn mulching before winter sets in. Taking down the tree, buying an ornament box, wreath box….

Hanging the ritual autumn wreath a whole lot of farting near the people who don’t clean up after there dogs!

Next I got a closet to deal with. A whole bunch of clothes to fold and deal with…..

Tomorrow I going the youngest bathroom with a giant garbage bag

And rearrange a whole lotta guitars I still got to hang and trade in…..

Totally digging this toon all day!

Oh and the hotrod has an official…..

Except now it has a full tank of gas….. 🙂

Wow….

by RoachKiller

I take the x wife’s car insurance off my account and my insurance is now exactly $170 cheaper a month! A whole $100 a month I pay for that new 2022 Subawoo!

Or as I call it, “ the hotrod!” Cut me some slack! I originally bought it to give to my youngest before the cherynoble breakdown she had!

Cus I’m still a good dad! She can show me her license and I will gladly let her take over payments….. it’s a 2022 and just hit 4200 miles! 🙂

Oh you didn’t…..

by RoachKiller

Hear the news did you!? The people who are instigating this batch of groupie bullshit are the same batch who’s online pedaphile ring we brought down those years ago!

So when I say “ friends of the pedoohile“ my guess I’m talking to you people who are not following me! But instead following what ever batch of stupid my “ groupies “ are putting up this year…..

Like I always say, “the shit never falls far from the asshole….“

Bwoop bwoop!

Roach.es is the only place you will find my stuff!

Bwoop bwoop!

Wow….

by RoachKiller

A newbie made the magical guess the first time on which spare key fits his truck of the day…. Impressive!

Final post of the day…..

by RoachKiller

As I was picking up my stinky candles! Here arrived my yankee candle order! Figure that one out!

Here is the plate that start my free dishware adventure! ROFLMAO!

Because of this one salad plate I now own 2 sets of the same collection! 🙂

Anyhoot, it is repaired well enough! This is the “ everyday “ set…..

I think, close matching nail polish topped with porcelain super glue…..

I’m good on stinky candles for a while! 🙂

Doh!

Aww no mental….

by RoachKiller

Issues with her! Lol, sadly I can’t remove them without rubber gloves and a whole body condom! As her bio mom and dad gave her there hpv!

The issues of adoption are clearly evident…..

If your a parent, you saw this and laughed, became aroused or at all found it amusing! I’m 99.9% sure that your kids have been taken by the state at some point in your parenting life!

I’ll flat out tell you! Yall should be honored I’ve kept it together this well the last 6 months! From the shit I’ve been forced to endure! I’m holding it together very fucking well!

Although if the opportunity ever arises to let the shit fly! Oh it will! It will big fucking time!

I will be the only one walking away that day! Guaranteed!

They have arrived…..

by RoachKiller

Oh both those fuckers are going to be played! Hard!

That splatocaster is beautiful in person! Pick guard isn’t clear coated but it’s art right? So let’s make it artier…..

That Reo speedwagons, Marshall head is well fucking used! I’ll use it just as hard…..

I’ll let everything acclimate a few days before I do anything!

Oh and the nos splattercaster was sent from Manchester music mill….

The reo speed wagon amp was a gift from someone through Chicago music exchange…..

Look at that…..

by RoachKiller

Spotless mother fuckers, spotless! So clean I would let you eat off that fucker! Now we see how well those scrubbing bubbles and Clorox toilet tabs work!

Only 2 more toilets to go! Bwoop bwoop!

Yes….

by RoachKiller

It actually is quite nice thing to have these smelly candles glowing!

Since my spendy yankee candle order still hasn’t arrived! I’ve been reduced to finding another dealer…..

🙂