Fridge in the…..

by RoachKiller

Garage Off! That was wasted money! Once I went through both fridges. Threw out all the old, freezer burned shit!

Like I asked the x to do years ago! I found that there was just barely enough frozen shit in there! So I turned that bitch off!

As you can see, the new freezer alignment is in order of importance! ROFLMAO!

While the garbage disposal will eat all this shit later after it defrosts! The lady had a problem with partial eating of food and leaving the rest in the freezer for years!

In the garage I found countless jars of preserves that had exploded and were just left there! I don’t feel like thoroughly cleaning that old fridge today! I made sure to leave the doors open enough to let air in….

I’ll chisel the preserves off later…..

1 project down! 3 more to go today! 🙂

All right ladies….

by RoachKiller

Who wants a blackrock coffee bar, fuel? I’ll either go to the one on 82nd drive or on 82nd by winco?

So what the fuck do you ladies want?

Im in awe….

by RoachKiller

What took me years at Crete has been accomplished here in less than 2 months! Truly amazing…..

Finally had to use my pandemic road toilet paper! Yea I keep the tp upstairs but luckily I kept that in the garage! 🙂

Hey man, I’m just minding my own business doing my own thing! It would be you people who can’t do just that!

Ha told ya…..

by RoachKiller

Recently went to the eye doctor! He did indeed confirm that my vision in my right eye has improved significantly!

I knew there was a reason I was constantly taking off my glasses to see…..

So good!

Dude….

by RoachKiller

Your mom just asked me out on a date! I’m honestly thinking about going…..

Yes, I’m on one of the dating apps! I treat it with the exact amount of importance I do social media…. Half ass monkey boy style…..

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

That’s a first! I have never waited an hour + at a drop while the chef argues about broccoli! ROFLMAO! They thought they were ordering broccolini but actually ordered regular broccoli!

But then, they realized they were out of veggies for the weekend and needed something! But there was a little yellow in the broccoli heads.

But then the cilantro was dying fast! Yet they only ordered 4 and there were 10 in the box. They found 4 good bushels and sent back the rest….

Then after all that, they returned the 8 cases of broccoli while the magic chef was able to call someone and get broccolini….

Don’t ask me I just drive the truck and have the returns book…..

Still having a blast…..

If I told you what customer that was, it would blow your mind! I guarantee anyone in Portland has been there and eaten there….. 😉

High standards they have! They also have an all you can eat seafood buffet Friday and saturdays!

Oh and I guess there was a big fuck up last week where customers either didn’t get the correct order or something! Cus everyone I delivered to wanted to check the count and condition of everything!

There ya go…..

by RoachKiller

The 2 missing products from the last stop! No one ordered a 10lb box of mixed salad or a 3lb cello of spinach…..

So I’m guessing that’s why they didn’t get there cut celery or Arcadian petite…..

God damn…..

by RoachKiller

Class B trucks suck!

And am I the only one tired of going into the drivers lounge and all you hear the other drivers do is bitch about the company? they don’t give me this, they didn’t do that.

The routes suck, on and on! Try or35, that route sucks! They never have anything to keep me busy the rest of the day….. so that’s a 3 – 4 hour day for me!

The other routes are doable! With time my trip times will come down! Like today, I was thrown into a class b never driving anything close to it except a U-Haul! Went to multiple places I’ve never been. With not so visible receiving docks! ( my guess the tall gate covered with barbed wire blocked my view….. Of course my times are gunna be longer!

It’s like walking into a Crete drivers lounge! After 2 months it’s getting fucking old! Not even I could bitch that much! And I had a lot to bitch about….. I’m at the point I grab my paperwork, keys and metal paperwork box to get the fuck out of there…..

Still having a blast! Being the newbie who’s the problem….. 😉

Oh and I have this new system down! I arrive at work. I go up and grab my papers and shit! Try to get my head in the game and then when I’m prepared! I clock in! Then I’m looking at atleast 1/2 an hour before leaving. Most that time is searching for keys…..

I win! Above the water it is!

You want to…..

by RoachKiller

Piss of a batch of class b drivers? ROFLMAO! Make it known that your load that day was loaded on a class b!

Same shit brah, different place! ROFLMAO!

God damn that’s good…..

by RoachKiller

Even with moist briquettes I pulled it off! Fucking turned out great! The pears and apple chunks added to the stuffing, killer!

The white potatoes hand mashed with skins on, killer! Coleslaw, killer! Maple and honey spiral ham, killer! Bbq corn, killer!

Next we move on tom pie and cheese cake!

That’s a wrap…..

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

I could have been a drunk or a drug addict very easily! Nope, I chose the drug free route, drove 5,000,000 accident free miles! Spent 30 years of my life doing it!

Now I’m standing outside in the rain at noon on Christmas Day firing up the bbq just to smoke a ham!

Sometimes I wonder if I chose the wrong path! 😉