Half ass monkey boy…..

by RoachKiller

Told ya, like social media, my dating app profile is just as half ass!

Oddly I found 4 women I follow on TikTok on this dating app! Along with quit a few women from my local neighborhood! ( I wonder if their husbands know?)

Anyhoot, I’m not putting much faith or time into any of it! Cus once my groupies find out…..

Stay tuned!

You remember….

by RoachKiller

Those drivers that all got popped for dirty ua’s after weed became legal in their states? ROFLMAO!

I wonder what they are doing now? I’ll bet you they are the reason the feds started the clearinghouse!

OK PEOPLE!

It is illegal to smoke weed or do any other “ ILLEGAL DRUG “ even if it becomes legal in your state!

Unless the feds remove it from the schedule 1 roster! It is illegal for a truck driver like you to use…. You can buy weed all you want…..

Ingesting it is illegal for you, Mr. Cdl holder……

Oh and to all you alcoholics who drive a truck! It is illegal for you to have any form of alcohol in your cab!

So say you go to a store and buy a 5th of vodka while you’re on your route! That’s perfectly legal! If you either drink or put that 5th of vodka in the cab of your truck opened or not opened! You are now fucked!

Depending on your company policy. As far as I know, if you have your receipt and put the alcohol in your trailer. That is legal!

I’m not that desperate of an alcoholic so none of this really concerns me! Yet you people it sure does…..

Finally…..

by RoachKiller

I’ll get to complete my Davey Crockett hats! We got us 3 coons living in the hood!

Just kidding! I’ll put out my traps tonight and see if we can’t catch and release! I know the perfect dudes house to put them at…..

I wouldn’t normally care but all these houses have foundation vents! If they find a way in. They will cause havoc under someone’s house! ( I know cus when we bought the place the previous owner left his cats and his raccoons…. $500 worth of ventilation hose later…. )

They are following the same path the neighborhood pussies are following past my house…. so I’m assuming they made friends with the neighborhood pussies….

Stay tuned…..

The splattercaster….

by RoachKiller

Yea this thing is fabulous feeling! My guess the reason it’s nos is it has 2 small flaws! A small dent on the neck with another one on the fretboard!

Now I really just want to leave the pic guard on there! But I also know a custom factory painted pick guards go for a pretty penny! That black one I put on my American pro is from a fender aluminum strat! $200 pick guard fyi!

I also know I have an authentic fender bronze Strat pick guard the same color as the grey paint on the guitar!

I’m thinking if these pick up’s suck. I’ll load that bronze guard with a set of super 57’s ( I think they are! ) or a set of noiseless ultras!

Stay tuned to see how it turns out…..

Oh and finally….

by RoachKiller

Found out the story behind this lawnmower on the curb Christmas Eve at the neighbors house!

He said some dude in a lawn mowing company truck came back and picked it up! Guess he didn’t tie it down well enough….

ROFLMAO! I figured it was like when we moved into this place. Someone went around to all the neighbors houses and stole there lawn ornaments and put them on my front porch!

Seriously, I can’t make this shit up!

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

A day where I came back empty! Hoooooo! Can you believe it? Not 1 return, not 1 mispick! Did have a rather high number of credit receipts to pass out!

But fuck yall im going home! Im tired and my nose won’t stop running…..

You wanna…..

by RoachKiller

Get pissed off? My water bill showed up today! I used exactly $3.25 worth of water! add a $22.00 service fee….. so the water bill is $25.25! Doh!

Poor bastards…..

by RoachKiller

Look at that! My hands got dirty putting those blue bastards back under the ground where they belong!

🙂

The fuckers keep popping there little heads back up even after being 6’ under…..

My day….

by RoachKiller

Has consisted of a final lawn mulching before winter sets in. Taking down the tree, buying an ornament box, wreath box….

Hanging the ritual autumn wreath a whole lot of farting near the people who don’t clean up after there dogs!

Next I got a closet to deal with. A whole bunch of clothes to fold and deal with…..

Tomorrow I going the youngest bathroom with a giant garbage bag

And rearrange a whole lotta guitars I still got to hang and trade in…..

Totally digging this toon all day!

Oh and the hotrod has an official…..

Except now it has a full tank of gas….. 🙂

Wow….

by RoachKiller

I take the x wife’s car insurance off my account and my insurance is now exactly $170 cheaper a month! A whole $100 a month I pay for that new 2022 Subawoo!

Or as I call it, “ the hotrod!” Cut me some slack! I originally bought it to give to my youngest before the cherynoble breakdown she had!

Cus I’m still a good dad! She can show me her license and I will gladly let her take over payments….. it’s a 2022 and just hit 4200 miles! 🙂

Oh you didn’t…..

by RoachKiller

Hear the news did you!? The people who are instigating this batch of groupie bullshit are the same batch who’s online pedaphile ring we brought down those years ago!

So when I say “ friends of the pedoohile“ my guess I’m talking to you people who are not following me! But instead following what ever batch of stupid my “ groupies “ are putting up this year…..

Like I always say, “the shit never falls far from the asshole….“

Bwoop bwoop!

Roach.es is the only place you will find my stuff!

Bwoop bwoop!