by RoachKiller You ladies are getting ghosted a lot on these dates! Like wow! Sitting here playing pool watching these ladies waiting for there dates! Not one has shown up!
Bummer dude! Just think all you had to do is ask and I’ll spend time with you tonight! Especially if you’re buying! 😉
by RoachKiller I will go take another shower and head down to play billiards! Geesh, chill out brah!
The schnickerdoodles are kicking in, man….
by RoachKiller Omg that was a burger! I was worried adding the green peppers would make it tastes like meatloaf! Nope, tastes fucking fabulous! Like a burger should!
Melted Swiss cheese with ketchup and a peach bbq sauce. Roasted onion and live red leaf lettuce! Omg I ate 2 and dinner ain’t even done yet…..
by RoachKiller Chopping!
by RoachKiller Like to congratulate the woman at Freddie’s today in the black yoga pants! NICE FUCKING ASS!
I was going to mention that to you but last time I was called “ crude!”
by RoachKiller It’s been to long, we’ve missed you….
by RoachKiller Go princess? My fucking day is done!
by RoachKiller Decide what to make for dinner tonight! Then as I was walking into work, there it was! Right in the free bin was a new case of portabelo mushrooms!
Large, burger patty size! So yup, I’m making shroom burgers for dinner! Mmmmm!
by RoachKiller I won’t listen to a fucking word a normalized retard like you says! You is a cunt!
Either get back to smoking dope or your only fans page and leave me the fuck alone!
by RoachKiller I set up that adult friend finder account cus I know the x is stalking the bank account! You realize that right?
by RoachKiller If she doesn’t look like Dee Schneider of twisted sister….
by RoachKiller Chatting with this beautiful young lady who asked if she bought a plane ticket. If she could come to pdx and take me out! ( where is the emoji for jaw hitting floor….. )
I’m cute and definitely a catch. Definitely in a league of my own! With an attitude ta boot but lady, I’m not that…..
I mean I just farted in a store filled with people….. 😉
by RoachKiller Become a webmaster of your own site! That you offer services for free! I cleaned out that mailbox last night…..
by RoachKiller I’ve been craving egg salad all day!
Here we got fresh egg salad on como with live red butter lettuce fresh to-mato and Colby jack cheese!
Omg so good!
by RoachKiller Wants to know how much my electric bill was this month! ROFLMAO!
$77! Last month was $84 cus it was a lot colder! Once I unplugged the x’s fridge in the garage the bill went down, down, down!
Everything is led and high efficiency except the stove! Wich is soon to change…..
Simple changes make it work!
Most of all setting up that furnace to a comfortable temp schedule! Mine is 70 degrees when I’m home and 68 degrees when I’m not!
And remember colder isn’t always better…..
by RoachKiller I just have one of those tards in one of those over priced van lifer cans go by giving me the thumbs up?
by RoachKiller You probably shouldnt fuck with the guy who knows where you get your cheap vodka and how you get it home…..
by RoachKiller You either call or come over today between 830 and 9 AM. I will let the naked bongo fly. Otherwise I’m gonna move onto someone who’s gonna actually play naked bongos!
I need some fucking percussion whether you’re good or bad. I just need that percussion right there boom boom boom boom boom
by RoachKiller Produce for atleast a week!
Arugula baby! Gunna bbq those ribs this weekend! Mmmm!
by RoachKiller Killer day! Yesterday was a good day! Had to throw chains over the mountain. Got back they had a couple runs for me to do. Including the nanna’s to the store over by my daughter’s place!
Where jenn’ay and I truly fell in love! ( long running joke about my pallet jack! 🙂
Yea Twas a good, exhausting day!
P.s. you should have seen the look on those greasy haired geezers faces when I whipped that 48’ box through the parking lot a bat out of hell!
That’s the difference between a pro and a pussy!
And these settings work best for that metal tone and crunch in the room I play this amp…..