Hang tight buddy….

by RoachKiller

I’m running to the store to buy you a bigger shovel for all that bullshit you’re trying to push…..

Don’t forget, mediation is free….. and yall got a whole lot to hide…..

Oddly, even with all the buzzard’ry going on just like at Crete. I’m having one hell of a good time…..

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

That was some serious box trolly shit right there! Like 22 boxes of oranges and melons! All 50lbs a piece!

I’m sweeting like your sister at a lesbian gang bang! Damn!

Nope the sideways wick didn’t work! ;( the melted wax keeps puting it out! 😉 welp time to try again!

As far as I…..

by RoachKiller

Am getting it today! Did you know I actually have a double counter in my bathroom? No I didn’t either!

I still have to go through all the Cubans and drawers to throw out the x’s shit! I mean she had mass quantities of shit, worthless shit in those drawers! Holy fuck!

Next I tackle her old walk in closet wich is just piled with more worthless shit!

That way I’ll be able to put my dresser in there and start living like a human again! That’s gunna be some fucking work…..

What I’m…..

by RoachKiller

Playing today on ps5! Decided to venture out of my game comfort zone! Indiana jonea is th type of games I like! This other one intrigues me! I’m not a shoot um up type guy. I’ll definitely give it a try just from the character depictions onscreen!

I’m sorry….

by RoachKiller

I’m not your overpaid mechanic guy! You want me to actually diagnose that intermittent air blow by. I will expect a big fucking raise!

I will say, I would be far more concerned with the alternator noise on the stereo system! Especially when the stereo is at zero volume…..

That’s when you….

by RoachKiller

Know you have an addiction! You have prepared everything for bed. Let the dog out, took your shoes off. Then you realize, I can’t go to bed without a cup of ice cream first!

So you throw your crocs on. grab the keys and head to the store to buy some fucking ice cream!

Added bonus, the shit was on sale $2.99 a half gallon!

Praise sweet baby Jesus!

Yall will be…..

by RoachKiller

Happy to know my drum-bot drum tuner finally arrived!

I’ll be bangen the skins, in tune, soon enough…..

If you would like I can give you a half naked concert using my electric bongo? It’s actually a slap top cajon but I can make it sound like what ever the fuck I want….

Exactly in the same way I make my guitar sound like a piano…… midi ofcourse…..

Oh and I have a special surprise for dinner tonight! You people in the Midwest will dig it…..

Yea really…..

by RoachKiller

My first stop was on fire today! That’s the sound you hear in that video! The fire alarm was bangen hard!

I got in and out! Just in time to see the engines rolling in!

But after some serious trial and error. Little ms. Mika is again gobbling down food! The signs she’s old are becoming evident! She is walking into curbs and walls now! You have to yell to get her attention! With a normal voice she looks everywhere except where you are!

If you want her inside you either have to throw an old glove at her or tap loudly on the window!

You all will be happy to know she finally caught the backyard rabbit! Ok, she saw the back yard rabbit! She barked twice, farted and the rabbit was gone! 🙂

She does this exact thing everyday when I get home! 🙂

Added bonus! She still loves racing up the stairs! Her new thing now is if you pick her up mid stair her legs continue to run! Aww she’s the greatest! I will enjoy her awesomeness as long as I can…..

Oddly, the others that grew up with her could give 2 shits! I feel sorry for them…..

So sad brah…..

by RoachKiller

You would think that after all these years. You would have upgraded your code. Let alone used another skanky whore as bait!

Nope, same stupid shit, same stupid code, same butt ugly whores…..

Dude, get a fucking life! Really, maybe be a cab driver, pizza delivery boy or even the slag that mops up the glory hole floors….

Really! Sad part is, you and yours are so proud of yourselves! It’s literally psychotic…..

Dinner is served…..

by RoachKiller

A hefty pork rib smothered in Suntory whiskey, liquid smoke, ketchup, Amerina cherry juice, Lee and Perins with a touch of heat from young guns hatch valley chilie!

With a side of slaw and baked beans!

Just fucking…..

by RoachKiller

Brilliant even the second time around! Just used the left over filling from yesterday’s taco’s and made burritos! Only difference is I splashed the burritos with a mild peach and pineapple salsa…. Fucking brilliant! I tell you it’s fucking brilliant!

When you say…..

by RoachKiller

Things out loud! People listen, even people who you didn’t even know were anywhere near you…..

There is a sucker born every minute! You and yours, you are the poster children for that cause….