ROFLMAO….

by RoachKiller

You realize none of this should ever be this difficult, right?

Ofcourse I’m going to make it more difficult! I mean I’m already an 1.75 hours into my day…..

And still haven’t left the dc! 😉

Yay…..

by RoachKiller

2 more days of this run and im back to stops! Yay!

This run is literally killing me! I’m thinking it’s the steering wheel naps that are fucking me up! I’ll explain in a couple days…..

God damnit…..

by RoachKiller

You kids! Please fucking be safe on those electric bikes! I was coming home from seeing my nephew play ball at the sports complex down the road!

Lo and behold another kid was hit by a car on his electric bikes by Fred meyers!

You little bastards and your parents need to figure this shit out!

I did not enjoy seeing the paramedics giving cpr to that kid on the sidewalk! His bike was run over and I’m guessing he was too!

Please parents, show some parental responsibility and beat those kids if you have to! Just ride responsibly! Especially around here! Yuppieville doesn’t have the best of drivers as it is! Let alone drivers who pay attention to your kids…..

My bad, happy valley…..

My new tube screamer…..

Damn brah….

by RoachKiller

You have got to be the fugliest lady man I’ve seen yet! I can appreciate your free will but dude, Dee Schneider obviously did your makeup! Brah!

You look exactly like that car wanker down in New Mexico! Fugly mother fucker!

I’m officially….

by RoachKiller

Cool! Week in review…..

Washed and racked! I’m an adult now! 🙂
First wash of the fiestaware! 1950’s mom style!
The rental car while the hotrod gets repaired
My bobs burger special! Double Gouda burger with scallions…..
Made hot Italian sausage and eggplant Sghetti!
Found a helmet that matches the color of my bike!
Mika won the race!
The guitar I’m donating to the class of 2026 graduation party!
Bought that yellow towel at the last “ closing Kmart in fort Scott Kansas!
I actually have a get out of jail free card for the psych ward! Haha!
I made jalapeno poppers for the first time!
Cheap beat up guitar with expensive amp!

My invoice box! Properly sickered of course…..

And this is…..

by RoachKiller

Why people like you should be shot and put down like the low rent, rustler wearing cunts you are!

Repair bill below
Home Depot geriatric cunt! So gramps you said you would pay my deductible considering you had no insurance!
Repair bill below
Door ding with orange paint!

What are they doing? Removing the dents and repainting all 4 doors…..

In about 6 months I’ll be buying one of these….. fucking wicked nice!

If you’re looking…..

by RoachKiller

For a warehouse job give these guys a call! I hear they are in serious need…..

I mean I am waiting for my paperwork so I can get the fuck outta here…..

Walmart burrito, hot chocolate with an espresso shot and a pinapple soda….

Omg, brilliant…..

by RoachKiller

Fresh spicy Italian sausage, chopped eggplant, chopped fresh mushrooms!

All cooked together starting with the eggplant and ending with the spicy meat! cooked with Italian spice, pepper, yellow onion, soy sauce, a squirt of spicy brown mustard and a small squirt of bbq sauce!

Added fresh chopped tomato a few minutes before taking off the stove!

The sauce was half a jar of marinara and half a jar of tomato basil Sghetti sauce! All cooked together with meat and veggies!

Remind me…..

by RoachKiller

To get insulation on there In not to long! The coons that I’m guessing one of the neighbors caught de-insulated the control wires.

So before I could flip that bitch back on I had to electrical tape them where the insulation had been removed! luckily the actual wires are a solid copper piece.

All fixed and works well! Cujo and I set it to 68 and that’s where we’re going to leave it for now!

Oh that’s the central ac lines for those who don’t know! Builder install reem system that still works well 25 years after install! 🙂

Too bad the furnace blew out 10 years ago! 🙂

Eventually when that ac gets replaced. We will install a solid metal foundation plate with holes for the lines. Until then I will upkeep the builder’s install….. 🙂

That really…..

by RoachKiller

Pisses me off! My new dinnerware was supposed to arrive today! 🙁

The only reason I’m expediting this change is cus when I was eating dinner the other night. I sparked my fork against the plate and a big chunk of the edge fell off the plate!

I can’t eat that food with pieces of stoneware in it!

Fortunately the restaurant version of these plates are holding up very well! I’m guessing due to the edges being much thicker!

Anyhoot, I love these plates but that shit ain’t cool. So I went with a couple sets of the fiesta bistro series!

Same color plates as the bonita with different colored bowls as pictures above!

I was hoping to do the switch today in the cupboards but guess not…..

Added bonus…..

by RoachKiller

We have a batch of wanna be rich bitches roaming my street today!

I remember the last time they came around I did a little research! They ain’t exactly rich! They definitely want you to think they are. Either their husbands are lying to them or….

Yet the numbers on the paper say they are far more in debt than they have in cash value!

So I’m gunna call them wanna be rich bitches…..

Ahh yes…..

by RoachKiller

Went for a quick neighborhood ride! What a day! Fucking great day for a ride! Then came down to Costco to find out I have to wait 6 minutes before I can go in!

If spending the extra cash to be let in an hour early is the big draw. I’ll wait 6 minutes! Besides I need a mocha freeze…..