God damn…..

by RoachKiller

Class B trucks suck!

And am I the only one tired of going into the drivers lounge and all you hear the other drivers do is bitch about the company? they don’t give me this, they didn’t do that.

The routes suck, on and on! Try or35, that route sucks! They never have anything to keep me busy the rest of the day….. so that’s a 3 – 4 hour day for me!

The other routes are doable! With time my trip times will come down! Like today, I was thrown into a class b never driving anything close to it except a U-Haul! Went to multiple places I’ve never been. With not so visible receiving docks! ( my guess the tall gate covered with barbed wire blocked my view….. Of course my times are gunna be longer!

It’s like walking into a Crete drivers lounge! After 2 months it’s getting fucking old! Not even I could bitch that much! And I had a lot to bitch about….. I’m at the point I grab my paperwork, keys and metal paperwork box to get the fuck out of there…..

Still having a blast! Being the newbie who’s the problem….. 😉

Oh and I have this new system down! I arrive at work. I go up and grab my papers and shit! Try to get my head in the game and then when I’m prepared! I clock in! Then I’m looking at atleast 1/2 an hour before leaving. Most that time is searching for keys…..

I win! Above the water it is!

You want to…..

by RoachKiller

Piss of a batch of class b drivers? ROFLMAO! Make it known that your load that day was loaded on a class b!

Same shit brah, different place! ROFLMAO!

God damn that’s good…..

by RoachKiller

Even with moist briquettes I pulled it off! Fucking turned out great! The pears and apple chunks added to the stuffing, killer!

The white potatoes hand mashed with skins on, killer! Coleslaw, killer! Maple and honey spiral ham, killer! Bbq corn, killer!

Next we move on tom pie and cheese cake!

That’s a wrap…..

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

I could have been a drunk or a drug addict very easily! Nope, I chose the drug free route, drove 5,000,000 accident free miles! Spent 30 years of my life doing it!

Now I’m standing outside in the rain at noon on Christmas Day firing up the bbq just to smoke a ham!

Sometimes I wonder if I chose the wrong path! 😉

That was awesome…..

by RoachKiller

Home made coconut shrimp tacos! Omg so good! street style and traditional Taco Bell style…..

Romain hearts, chopped onion, chopped tomatoes, cheddar cheese, a splash of light soy sauce, and a drizzle of sweet chili sauce, thousand island dressing and mayonnaise…..

I learned this technic at the Jose mangen school of taco bending for stoners….

Retired my…..

by RoachKiller

23 years accident free plaque’ as my coaster. Replaced it with this mother fucker! Oddly I’m not smart enough to measure before ordering!

Ordered the big one! To big!

So ordered the small one! To small!

So after measuring, it looks as though the 3rd one is the perfect fit! ROFLMAO! I needed cutting boards either way!

ROFLMAO…..

by RoachKiller

In the 23 years I drove for Crete. I was only not home for Xmas 1 year! After that 1 year I learned to do what I had to do to make sure I was home!

I’ll tell you I had tom as a dispatcher! The best dispatcher I had there! We couldn’t stand each other but somehow we found a way to work together!

Usually I would be a monster cunt until I got what I wanted! TWords the end I think he gave up and just gave me what he knew I wanted!

Long loads and my 12,000 miles a month!

I tried the breing nice bullshit! Got me nowhere! Being a raging cunt got me everywhere! Not only with him but everyone else in dispatch!

So next time it’s about 2 weeks from Xmas. If you live in the west coast. You know you’re going to hit snow somewhere enroute home! Not to mention you will have to throw chains atleast once to get to pdx!

So keep your eye on the weather but start about 2 weeks out making sure they know your due home! Over and over and over!

Also make sure you’re ready to do what you gotta do to get over the mountain…..

And since when does the garbage man come on Xmas day? NEVER!

I haven’t….

by RoachKiller

Seen this many rainbows since the last time something really good happened!

Huh, well only thing open is plaid pantry and they even have the shelf stockers working today! That’s cold af!

What I’m rolling to today!

Free noise….

by RoachKiller

Makers for the kids! Courtesy of the manager of the guitar center Beaverton!

Oh and today has been a good day of being followed around by retards and thieves!

Yall need to explain yourselves when you walk by talking!

Cus honestly the 80’s muscle pants and the guilty looks on your face are a dead giveaway!

Was going…..

by RoachKiller

To come in today to buy one of these Les Paul’s! Since my surprise gift I’m actually here now to buy a 4×12 cabinet! as they have a 15% off with gear trade in….

That’s fine I’m good either way! Les Paul or another Marshall cabinet…. Except new….

All of mine are mx’s loaded with vintage 30’s or green backs? I believe and particle board cabinets….. time to upgrade!

It’s a tough decision though cus those mesa boogie split backs look really appealing!

Still haven’t even come close to dumping all my low end guitars! Found 30 more I’m going to part ways with…..

Oh and if you’re waiting for me to part ways with my high end guitars. Like my Nash’s or ultra luxes! Your gunna be waiting a long time you low rent cunts! 😉

Speak up…..

by RoachKiller

We in the parking lot can’t hear you! Something about “ you think you have this all figured out?”

We all want to know how that turned out for ya! Then we all want to know who the fuck you’re talking to…..

Amazing the shit you hear stupid people say, really loudly…..

Luckily they have the exact same frames as I bought 3 years ago…..

In the 3 years I’ve owned these they have saved my eyeballs twice from flying metal and burrs hanging off trailers…..

Not to mention luck! That’s what saved me from that flying brake can that flew past my head at the truck stop…..

Yea it was at a pilot in Wisconsin! I was walking g in to shower and a spread axle drove by. Hit a pothole and his brake can blew off! You know that sound effect in like in final destination? You hear it when something is fly to kill people! Yea that noise is true life…..

I’m wondering…..

by RoachKiller

If the x wife will be able to buy everyone’s love this year with mass quantities of presents?

Me, everyone got 1 decent present! If it’s not good enough for ya! We’ll then return it and fuck off!

That’s probably why you didn’t get anything from me this year, huh?

( If you need a mower I found this on the neighbors corner this morning at 05:00 when I took the garbage out thinking it was Thursday….. )