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by RoachKiller

As an added bonus to my day. Leslie is thinking about me I’ve had random Leslie hiccups all day! I got to help feed your family!

When you deliver to the Juvie halls, it’s not so bad when you go through the gates. But when you hit the the big person’s incarceration facility.

You go through those gates and they pretty much wanna know everything that’s in your pockets in the truck what size condoms you wear……

It’s like how are you supposed to say with a straight face, “I wear glow in the dark magnum condoms?”

It’s exactly like telling another truck driver you got 5 million accident free miles, or telling a guitar player you can play left or right handed! The reaction you get is never good……

Luckily, I didn’t have to go through the gateS.

I am far too pretty to be incarcerated. the fact, I didn’t know I was gonna be doing these stops today. I forgot my butt Chastity belt.

The only thing I can really say is business is good in the incarceration industry……

My nephew….

by RoachKiller

Man I tell you what! When my brother died my nephew came to me for burial money! I was like I have no cash but you can take these 3 guitars and sell them at guitar center. You can easily get the money you need!

He didn’t want to take them down there! ROFLMAO!

You should have johnny! Those 3 guitars sold for $1700…..

Sorry, I offered all you had to do was the little bit of work….. I’m a dick but you should have done the work…..

Oh the bike…..

by RoachKiller

I went in to buy this Indian!

They came back to me with an outrageous monthly payment! I was like nah!

Now I could have bought the same bike. Only in black for cheaper! I really don’t like black!

So we walked the showroom and this beautiful r7 was calling my name!

Now I had done some research and had a few bikes on my list! The Indian, Ducati, Yamaha, royal enfield and Honda!

Welp the Yamaha was In The color I wanted and the price I was willing to pay!

So after a 24 hour day yesterday I decided on this beautiful beast! More power than I’ll need, not quit enough to get me into to much trouble!

And since I know shit about the future you don’t! It will be perfect for my needs! Added bonus the 2026 has some killer updates for road and track…..

All those…..

by RoachKiller

Years of delivering to this place! Being charged exhorbanent lumper fees!

today, I told “ the man” to go fuck himself!

Hit the geolocation on this pic and cheer with me! FYI! I was in and out in 30 minutes!

Don’t use…..

by RoachKiller

The word cocksucker at work? As the person next to you might be an actual cocksucker?

To late! The prick who doesn’t set his trailer brakes at the yard! Then I go to swap trailers! Yea, he / she is a mother fucking cocksucker!

I would listen to your reply but I’m deaf now from the loud fucking noise pulling that glad hand off a live hose makes!

What?

Yes I know….

by RoachKiller

You know everything! All truck drivers do…..

Unfortunately for you there is a big difference between a vpn and a proxy!

Why you would run both is beyond me! A split tunnel is understandable for different situations. Yet for general use why?

Pick one or the other! VPN’s usually scan your packets for malware, malicious trackers etc….

A proxy is usually just an ip hider…..

Are you….

by RoachKiller

Noticing a reoccurring theme with you and people like you? Years pass and you’re still incapable of supporting yourslef! Instead you’re reliant on stealing work from those who do actually work hard!

you promise excellence and in return only give sub par results! My guess princess, maybe you and yours should find a different line of work! Cus obviously trucking is far too difficult for you and yours to do!

I do however love to see how many low rent, worthless cunts you can get to join your club of sub par losers…..

On their own they might be good folk. When they join you and yours they quickly turn into sub par trash….. or as I like to call them, worthless cunts!

Maybe work harder, stop worrying about what the other guy is doing, pay attention to what they are doing but worry about yourselves! Jesus Christ , what sad little people you are…..

You want….

by RoachKiller

To hear a really good story? Ask me about this happening this am!

No damage to truck or trailer! I did however run over its head with 4 wheels and spin that fucker round…..

I was driving down the road. Just coming out of town when I look between my mirror and the trucks front window post and see a pair of eyes looking at me!

I hit the breaks and this deer comes out of its jump right before hitting the front of the truck! you hear a slight “ tink” when its head hits the cow pusher!

I’m slowing down and look to see where this deer went! Lo and behold it was standing then its head smacked the trailer! Knocking it to the ground! Oddly directly in front of the trailer tires!

Luckily I was empty cus it’s a fucking gnarly mess when you run over there heads fully loaded! Yet as I’m watching you hear the speed bump thump then I watched this deer spin frantically on its side like a top!

It came to a rest and I decided to look for damage and see if I need to put this poor thing out of its misery!

Nada on both! Twas dead and other than some deer hair on the tire there was no evidence of this catastrophic event!

Would I report that? No! unless there was even the tiniest of damage, then yes!

Luckily it didn’t smell nearly as bad as the skunk I ran over last week! 😉

No I didn’t report that either…..

Sorry but I….

by RoachKiller

Don’t take pictures of boards unless I broke it down! Then I will take pictures for the other side if something’s short!

Or in this case there are high value boxes onboard!

I will tell you that creepy guy was there. He let me in! Oddly I rolled 9 cases in! Having to move that full ice tea can they like to leave right in the middle of the cooler floor!

So I could get all 3 stacks of 3 in the cooler…..

But hey, I don’t care, I’ll take pictures after delivery! I don’t give a fuck…..

FYI, the reason I remember 6 is cus after running the 1st 3 in I counted the last 6 to make sure they were there when I got back…..

Sketchy hood, sketchy people…..

Omg…..

by RoachKiller

So good! I’ve been waiting all day for this!

Fresh tomatoe onion, Romain, sausage, refried and cheddar!

Omg, I could possibly be an American Tex mex…..

The salsa is 3 different things combined! Spicy hot salsa, pinapple salsa mixed with chipotle sauce! Bbbbbbuuuuuurp!

The greatest….

by RoachKiller

Thing ever made for a yard jockey! Yes, finally an attachment to you $50 weed eater that actually edges your lawn!

Praise sweet baby Jesus!

FYI, order the 50 pack of extra blades…..

And yes I actually was standing in my garage butt naked to grab this picture…..

Ask yourself….

by RoachKiller

This pin head! How many times will you take it in the ass by your lord and savior trump? You speak of him as a god all while every opportunity he gets. He fucks you! This week it’s fuel prices, next week it will be your civil liberties!

Yall should be smart enough to be able to remember the past and have a concept of what the future will hold….

Enjoy your $7 a gallon diesel….. fucking moronic twats!

Ohhh…..

by RoachKiller

You realize I already know the answer to 99% of the questions I keep asking!

You will find that the more you fuck with me, try and steal my stops or basically lie to me. I suddenly have a barrage of questions….

All I have to do is ask them and hope my eyes don’t roll in the back of my head from repetitive boredome…..

Do I look smart? I got glasses…..

Yea princess….

by RoachKiller

We all can see the trail of your nicotine gum! I don’t give a rats fucking ass what door you think you deserve! I back into the first available! that way yall have an easier time backing in!

You don’t like it? You can kiss my big ole hairy white ass!