Think of it…..

by RoachKiller

Like this! I had pulled into the dc. Emptied the returns, put away my lift and everything else! Another driver pulled in and every fucking stack of pallets he brought back Had fallen over.

So ofcourse I laughed big time! Cus that’s usually my problem! Well I decided to help him restack them. I needed the power lifting exercise as chep and the red chep pallets when wet are fucking heavy!

So I crawl over the stack and start restacking! While I was restacking he was moving my stacks out of the way with his lift!

Now keep in mind I pretty much restacked them all myself. I got to the last red chep and suddenly that thing weighed like 500 lbs!

So I crawled over the stack of pallets I was working and told him, sorry! I’m out of juice your turn. He looked at me like “ how dare you make me lift that 1 pallet by myself…..

Atleast he said thank you before I left! 🙂

Wich reminds me….

by RoachKiller

I have to renew my hazmat this year! I wonder if the company will reimburse me? Even if all I do is sling produce now!

That is when it’s actually on the pallet…..

Oh and my picture taking of break down pallets worked excellent today!

I pulled a pallet per each invoice at each stop. Before dumping at each stop I would also take a pic of the pallet I was dumping to verify contents if needed later!

Welp as I’m at the final stop for the pallet I recently broke down. I was a box of bananas short! Flipped through the previous pics. Lo and behold, there wasn’t a box of bananas on that pallet to start with…..

I guess that 136 iq comes in handy, huh?

P.s. I forgot to write up the fuel cap was off when I did my pre trip and there was another top left corner of a trailer with another stick poking out…..

I know…..

by RoachKiller

Your special! Your friends with the boss!

You will always notice that someone who is fucking with you at work. Will almost always tell you about there special nic name or how they are friends with the boss!

But right now, I’m just kicking back watching the show the “ family” is Putin on…..

It’s the exact same show I watched at Crete for 23 years…..

Sadly for someone like me, it’s entertaining as fuck! No not the being fucked with portion of the show. It’s the fact im that fucking important or intimidating to someone that are dancing like this…..

All I can say is, “Dance for me some more brothers sisters….. dance!

This week…..

by RoachKiller

They are all complaining that they have to much work! Dead serious! In the middle of the slow time, these fuckers are actually complaining they are working to hard!

Holy fuck! If they would like they can come up here and play in the ice with me…..:

It officially happened…..

by RoachKiller

I had a woman tell me, “ I have a boyfriend!” ROFLMAO!

I’m like lady, invite him, I’ll fuck you both! But seriously all I wanted to do was pick her brain about her mental disorder! So I could pass it along to crissy and see if that helped with the same disorder she has!

But nooo, this chick wouldn’t even let me finish my thought before she said, “ I have a boyfriend!” ROFLMAO!

When she said that all I was at a loss for words! ROFLMAO! It happened yesterday and I’m still laughing about it!

Me mentioning…..

by RoachKiller

My 5 million accident free miles. Pissed off the exactly right people…..

Bwoop bwoop!

Me wearing my driver of the year jacket with those nice white patches got the attention that was planned!

FYI ata safety patches turn white at 20 years….

Ha….

by RoachKiller

Dinner is served! An an Asian orange “ something “ salad kit. With a side of authentic shake and bake chicken legs drizzled in a garlic ranch and bbq sauce…..

Oh and to drink, a lovely iced ginger ale….. buuurp!

The perfect….

by RoachKiller

Food choice for After a 2 hour safety meeting…. Took way too many notes on everything other than safety…. 🙂

A fucking chocolate covered shot and a mother fucking blue cheese steak! Burrrrp

With a side of biscuits and gravy to go…..

And I’m fucking cold all the time now! wtf?

Trouble maker…..

by RoachKiller

I’m telling you she is a trouble maker! It’s 0300 and she goes outside to poop! Lo and behold she finally found the rabbit! Lol! Oh that was a fun bark fest!

I stopped…..

by RoachKiller

Watching “ meet Kevin “ on YouTube shortly after the pandemic! He spends hours a day using words to blind you with bullshit and suck your time for profit!

Today I get a YouTube alert from him saying, “ prepare!”

Here is my reply,

“Stopped watching your vids years ago! I still get YouTube alerts! Last one said, “ prepare!” I need clarification on this? Prepare for running out of toilet paper, prepare for an unexpected condom breakage? Prepare to become a multi-millionaire in the crypto game? What? Cmon, the suspense is killing me! What do I need to prepare for?”

FYI, that’s what powered me through today’s work!

Uh oh….

by RoachKiller

The asset protection team at Fred meyers is getting ready to bust a slacker! I would say stay tuned but I’m on the hunt for something!

See ya!

Wow….

by RoachKiller

Ran a run that is literally uncharted territory for me evar!

Cool run man! I did find it odd everyone said Ty for being on time or earlier! Several was blowing praises for the usual driver who runs this route!

Yet most expressed interest to find out if the usual driver was fired as that seams to be the topic of discussion….. I dunno…. As he himself told me when I ran a day with him, he was worried about being fired!

I’m like, I aspire to be as liked, yet I’m not a talker so I’ll stick with thanked! unsure of what all this firing stuff is about! Wish you well….