That’s why it’s…..

by RoachKiller

Named Les Paul 666….. special build Canadian release only! Les Paul 667 is a normal serial! That’s why we call it 667, the fake satan…..

666 looks like the guitar of a carpenter doesn’t it? While the fake satan 667 is all flashy and flamed mapled out….. 🙂

I’ll be god damned….

by RoachKiller

That was fucking good! I have never made tuna steak evar!

So I modified a simple apple juice and citrus marinade! To soak the tuna in! Damn good!

Ended up being a blackened tuna steak with a hint of sweet from honey. A hint of apple and citrus. With a nice zest of the Japanese santory whiskey my kid brought back from Japan!

Wow! Tastes nothing like fish! Nor did it taste anything like a can of tuna! Really fucking good!

The lobster tail I just baked with a pat of garlic butter. Wrapped in tinfoil in the oven at 375 for 5 minutes!

I would show you the potato but it’s still in the microwave…..

Ok made 2 pots….

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I switched from Splenda to flavored and sweetened creamer mixed with milk! Not one case of the Oregon trail yet!

I also get a small pot of water and almost bring it to a boil. Then drench the beans with that before filling the rest with filtered tap water at regular temp!

The higher temps does nothing to kill any mold that might have formed on the coffee beans. FYI!

The flavor taste has become more intense. While the strength remains the same! ( depending how much coffee I put in the filter! )

This batch I’m making special for my nephew who requested it earlier today!

I feel better now…..

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My neighbors across the way are an older black couple! Great neighbors!

I walked out yesterday to see the sheriffs were there! I was super worried, cus like I said they are good people!

Well today, Amazon delivered my package to them. So the lovely lady she is. She brought it over to me!

When she did I reminded her that if she ever needs help I’ll gladly do anything for them! ( that good of neighbors! I don’t know them at all! That’s how good of neighbors they are!)

I was worried someone broke into there place or something. So when she told me the issue I was relieved!

I wish them piece, love and good health…..

I don’t really…..

by RoachKiller

Feel much like cooking. I will not be able to top that stew any time soon!

Yet went to Freddie’s and scored a tuna steak and a lobster tail!

So the tuna will be brazed in an apple sauce while the lobster tail will be enjoyed in a garlic butter drizzle!

So that’s pretty much what’s for dinner tonight! Just think ladies. If you grew some initiate and walked up and said hello. You too could be eating what I’m making tonight….

Why….

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Am I digging this all female band? There style of music they actually have a melody….

It’s usually real slow and drawn out! Yet there is a melody…..

Ya know….

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I can walk into a porno store and not feel weird at all! I can walk into to Victoria’s Secret and ask the sales lady what she has in my size, as a joke!

I can even walk into a live sex booth and not care about anything!

I walk into this store and I get anxiety like you wouldn’t believe! kinda weird huh?

But I dig there stuff so I had to endure the self torture cus I hadn’t a clue as to what I wanted!

4 Chrissy…..

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Found this in your room when I was cleaning out the giant pit of trash you left behind! Mika looks awesome! 😉

Oh I forgot, ! Points you take way to literally. I’m not yelling, I’m actually excited I found it and Mika let me put it on her!

She is a serious crotchety, buff old lady….. she don’t do what she don’t want to do! Literally!

Had a woman…..

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Last night tell me, “ if she came home and saw her old man did something “ magical” like that! She would instantly orgasm!” He would have a very fun night!”

ROFLMAO! ahhh shucks! Thanks lady!

Fuck…..

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Well here’s something I forgot about! The almond joys are mine who wants the rest…..

Not a happy camper…..

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Finally decided to buy some new ps5 games last night! I’m not a big gamer so after hooking the ps5 back up to the internet as I reset the WiFi password like 6 months ago!…..

I went to download these new games I bought on my wishlist that went on sale!

So after 30 minutes of trying to figure out why none of those games were in my downloads. If finally occurred to me that steam is not the same as the ps5 store!

I was so disappointed! I wanted to play back rooms and killer klowns from outer space last night! ;(

And for you who are looking to score a nice gift for people you don’t know! This pnw salmon box works wonders to impress people you don’t know!

Not me cus the only fish I like is deep fried code or “ white fish!” From skippers!

One more today….

by RoachKiller

Had a good time giving out candy and telling the dog to “ stop barking!”

At 20:00 the official switch from Halloween took place! Jack o lantern put away and Xmas wreath up!

Was light on trick or treaters! Most kids got full sized candy! By the end I went out on the street and started dumping candy into stragglers bags!

Gave away $52 + ( $20 brothers kids ) worth of candy! best outfit was the Asian ninja and Michael Jackson! ( he even had the white cuffs on his pants! )

Hope everyone had a safe and jolly helloween!

FYI, I’m not a big candy eater so leaving any and all candy behind would be a monster waste!

Welp time to have some stew and watch scary movies!

Turned out beautiful by the way! Perfect taters, perfectly cooked carrots! Not soft with a taste of that carrot crunch! Meat excellent, sausage, sausaging and the sauce is perfect! A hint of Italian with a hint of tomato with the heartiness of stew!

Enjoy ladies and that 1 gay dude that follow my recipe’s!

These are nice…..

by RoachKiller

I’m shocked that for $15 each these 60×80 blankets are nice! Definitely soft and cozy! They are Mika approved!

I’ll bet you even lesbians will find these cozy!

Although not true Sherpa and more like micro fiber they are still decent!

Now the Samaria blanket under them. That’s true Sherpa! And cost $100 more! Lunafide.com