I’m thinking…..

by RoachKiller

I might be the new guy on the prison block! But I guarantee I will definitely be making you my bitch real quick!

I promise that Crete shit ain’t flying any fucking more! Comprende’! Dumbass!

There ya go….

by RoachKiller

This is what a $200 rain jacket looks like! Better than I thought! Definitely tough and will obviously make any woman orgasm with just a simple look…..

Most fishing jackets do that right?

Added bonus it has that cool butt protector I like on my jackets….

I so could have used this jacket this morning! It was raining hard as fuck!

What have I learned…..

by RoachKiller

Like every company! You have good workers and you have not so good of workers!

You have ones that take out a hinge on a walk in cooler. Then you have ones that have to hear about it from the customer!

You have fellow employees who hustle, you have others that don’t!

What I’m finding is they all seam to coexist here! I’m not judging anyone. If they are judging me, don’t care!

The only thing that’s really confusing me is if this trailer I’ve been pulling all week is a 40’er. How come it could easily take 22 40×48 single stacked pallets?

I’m guessing 26 – 28 sideways or chimney blocked pallets?

Either way I have learned a fucking lot the last week! The driving part I already knew! The produce business I know nothing! Except Arcadia lettuce is a fancy name for spring mix salad! 😉

Oh and when the warehouse substitutes an item it’s almost always returned…..

We’ll have fun! It’s dinner time! See ya!

Yall missed out….

by RoachKiller

Was driving back to the yard and who do I see driving the other way? That bald guy with the huge mouth and small brain! In his oversized white truck…..

Luckily, he’s no Jody I want to know…..

Added bonus, it’s almost Friday! I’m 48’ish hours into this week! Been exciting, met some actual really cool people!

Like I said just today…..

by RoachKiller

This job isnt that intimidating when you get a good nights sleep and kinda have an idea of the way things work…..

Yet, I digress! I’m literally having a blast! Had crusty head pass me coming out of Washington today! In his Crete truck! ROFLMAO!

Tried to flip him off but he didn’t see me! ;(

Oddly, he had a gaggle of smilers following behind him! Like I said, the shit rarely falls much past the butthole!

Then we hit I-84 and I swear I saw one nut going by in his England truck….. ROFLMAO!

Either way, cujo and I are ready for walk time! The brussel sprouts were good and the stew was even better…..

My work bag…..

by RoachKiller

Let’s see what’s in my work bag today?

2 jugs of coffee, my eyeglass case the daughter brought back from Japan for me!

An extra pair of pants, in case my running pants become an issue, and an empty tub of chaw…..

No food cus they got fruit and shit at work I can snag!

I literally pride…

by RoachKiller

Myself on making the worst face I can on of badges and license pictures. It’s not easy to pull off without the picture taker saying, “ don’t do that!”

Seriously, it’s a game I like to play! 🙂 the uglier, the funnier the better!

Count them….

by RoachKiller

14, 19 if you include the multiple invoices for the same place, mother fucking stops today! That’s not what was the shitty part! The shitty part is the doctor prescribed me meds to make the circulation better in my legs. So they ain’t so cold!

Well that lead to me getting a whopping 4 hours of sleep last night! Tonight I’m gunna stuff my face and pass the fuck out!

The job is fine! My knowledge of said job is growing!

I can definitely do this job for a while….. it’s my new challenge…..

That was a…..

by RoachKiller

Hell of a day today! 11 hour shift with an additional hour dealing with benefits afterwards!

Added bonus the benefits here are 10x better than what I just left…..

10x fucking better!

Added bonus, I am having burritos with onions from the company employee coop…..

That’s as bad as my drivers license picture…..

Do you…..

by RoachKiller

Have any idea how nice it is to wake up with morning wood and piss in your own toilet? Or shower depending on severity of morning wood…..

It’s fucking orgasmic!

Not to mention shower in your own shower every day!

Ya know I….

by RoachKiller

Might have been hated by my fellow drivers at Crete! But whoever these people talked to at Crete gave me one hell of a glowing reference!

Thanks, babe! 😉

See I can say that now! I don’t work there anymore….

I just paid….

by RoachKiller

A small fortune for 2 rain jackets for work! 1 of them had better be the rain jackets of my dreams…..

Either that or 1 have them better good give head!

I’m not kidding! Which ever is the best stays! I went to Freddie’s and for the exact same price I can get a 2x which fits fine! Yet if I wear a hoodie under it it’s to tight!

So I contacted a few fishing buddies and they told me what they run! As you can see these fuckers ain’t fucking cheap!

I’m leaning more towards the top one as it has that butt protector I like on my jackets…..

FYI…..

by RoachKiller

Started puppy in that new food! Not an itch or a scratch in a few days!

I am finding I don’t think a 3oz can twice a day is enough! So I did buy some larger containers for her!

She hates steak, loves chicken and rice!

Yet so far no issue with her pooping or peeing on the carpet! As long as I take her for a walk at least once a day and let her out every 4 or so hours!

On a good note, she loves easy listening spa music as much as I do! 😉