What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Why you don’t fuck with someone who ain’t fucking with you…. Comprende’
That’s right about the time I contacted support to find out why my system started throwing error codes…..
Oh did I forget to mention I kinda know a guy, who knows a guy who helped right the code…..
by RoachKiller I was working in the yard. Asked the old lady for a hug! I was told NO as I’m all wet!
Am I the only one who’s confused! Isn’t that a good thing! I mean when she’s wet I get excited to hug her! wtf?
by RoachKiller On the freak show walking by the house today! We had the Great white beast, Pyrenees walk by with a new man cunt in tow! Rubbing his neck probably cus he knows how fucked he is!
I actually miss the big tittied red head that use to walk it!
Then a new cunt pushing a baby stroller!
I’m guessing she is either an only fans hoe or a 7-11 clerk! Way to over confident In her attitude!
Either way, it’s nice to live in yuppyville! Only difference is, they can’t afford it!
FYI, I had to mow the lawn twice today! Not a choice cool day to do it!
by RoachKiller We unbox this bad boy! It should fit in the closet in the truck….
We shall see!
by RoachKiller Answer to the name dude! I only answer to “ asshole” and “ you fucking prick!”
So update your mobile devices accordingly! Cocksuckers!
by RoachKiller You’re riding in a pack of old timers? When one of the trucks in front of you changes lanes then changes back to the original lane, but forgets to turn off their turn signal.
Then you get on the CB and say, right turn Clyde and they turn off their turn signal! That’s when you know you’re running with a bunch of fucking geezers
geezers with excellent choices in 70s movies, definitely
by RoachKiller I just heard, the crazies at the Looney bin are planning a revolt!
God save the Queen…
by RoachKiller Let that fish smell be from Carl’s Jr.!
If not, get that fucking woman to a doctor stat!
by RoachKiller Tik toks today of my so called fellow employees video taping full experiences at shippers and receivers!
Wow, has the cunt generation fallen that far already? Unless something big has happened or the vicious shipping clerk has threatened to ass fuck you!
There is zero reason to record anything at a shipper or receiver! 99.9% of the time a giant sign is posted that says, “ no cameras allowed!”
Yet here generation cunt is, video taping everything in hopes of becoming tik tok famous…..
How cunty!
by RoachKiller Worked!
My only concern was the green chicken! Well either way the poop is flowing nicely again!
by RoachKiller If y’all realize the movie idiocracy isn’t fiction! it’s a fucking documentary!
God damn y’all are some stipid mother fuckers!
by RoachKiller It out yet have they? They’re now playing on my beach! I’m very selective of who can play on my beach!
And I take it personally when uninvited guest come along! And I will definitely take as much time as is needed to let them know exactly how good I am……
And I will definitely not be nice about it! Comprende’?
Remember that hyper fixation problem I have? You don’t want that to become your problem too now do you?
by RoachKiller I worked here from 2006 2012 during the last rec session. you think the dickheads are stupid now? It gets worse, much much worse!
I’ve already noticed that a lot of the larger trucking companies have started positioning themselves for a recession or a major fucking slowdown. So far it hasn’t been horribly bad, but we’re still in the honeymoon phase of this trade war.
Now, down by the house, I’ve already seen multiple trucking companies yards change hands. Like XPO just sold their yard down by the house to Estes. So on and so forth……
So like these larger companies, I have already began planning for the worst. You should probably start thinking about it yourself!
I didn’t choose those two guitars that I recently posted by chance. I want like in 2008, the lower end guitars I played thatcame out on the road with me then.
So keep that in mind over the next couple of months, unless this trade war changes paths I don’t think you’re gonna like what you see!
Notice I didn’t buy $120,000 SUV!
Trump can say whatever he wants! Is it true? Not from what I’m seeing…..
by RoachKiller Feeds will be broadcasted via keithroth.com!
Spent the last couple days working on the graphics. I think you’re going to dig it. And if you look real closely, you might get to see a semi naked butt cheek…..
by RoachKiller From New Jersey gave you the $20,000 to buy keithroth.com? Woo hoo I’m rich……
by RoachKiller For you comrade! There was no company name on the seal on the back of my trailer! That is what you were looking for right? Comrade……
by RoachKiller A grandpa yet! I have about 2 months before my status as a “ secondary dad in training “ status is officially turned into grandpa status!
Please allow me some privacy in this difficult time to adjust to the name and status change!
I will also need time to prepare to not remember wich is wich! So my hunt for the “ hello my name is” shirt stickers is in high gear!
Praise sweet baby Jesus! Hail Satan! Ali Alah ahkbar! Boba fet is god….. etc etc….
by RoachKiller It really does make y’all look like cunts when I randomly decide to wear a jacket into the truck stop! Huh?
By the way, spend the extra $10 to add the buffalo burger to the cowboy burger! Twas really good and I actually feel full! Buuuurp!
by RoachKiller I have been working on the AI bot! I’m having a hard time with the lazy eye portion of the show!
Remember that landing page I used for deathdolls.com?
I had that picture but the woman look like she had a lazy eye?
Well, the guy we’re going to be intimidating. Too has a weird fucking lazy eye! Matter of fact his friends and him all have the same weird right eye!
Either way so far I can’t replicate it with the AI……
I’m working on it eventually. I’ll figure it out, later.
Yea that deathdolls.com landing page had that picture of the woman wearing the gas mask…..
Fucking brilliant picture except for her eye position! Spent a week getting that bitch to look right…..
by RoachKiller I’m available for free sexual encounters! All I require is you to buy me a soda and food first !
Oh and you better let me sleep afterwords! Home boy has been out a month and I’m tired! Mentally physically, and that’s about it!
So please go to the website and sign up and I’ll get to you as soon as possible! oh and I’ll be bringing pup pup with me! Please include food for her too!
That way she won’t lick my leg again while we are bangen…..
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
