Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

I just realized…

by RoachKiller

These drivers with the all white beards that are overly manicured. They are trying to let the general public know that they’re the bottom in the relationship.

So thank you drivers for letting us know you’re the bitch in the relationship…..

Another sign that we need to treat them like the princesses they are……

Yeah……

by RoachKiller

I hear they have selected a new pope! Please welcome your new Lord and Savior, father Guido Sarducci! Leader of the Queens, New York chapter of send us your money…..

And as a thank you, ww will let your child become an altar boy.……

I’m thinking…..

by RoachKiller

You should take your opinions and shove them up your ass! Or you can shove them up your shrinks ass, either way your opinion will be put in its proper place….

Y’all will be happy……

by RoachKiller

No, I just took a monster bowl winder! Unlike the last couple of days of drinking grape Slurpee’s. My poop was not green this time.

I am wondering though, when you guys are taking it in the ass, is it like pooping? Having another dude’s dick in your ass? I’m confused as to what the gratification is? But I would assume it has to be something like the relief of taking a monster shit?

I’ll take my answer off the air!

Ah yes,

by RoachKiller

That is my bathroom sink! If you notice, there is 1 tooth brush that was removed from the broken glass toothbrush holder. Now turned qtip holder, that now resides in that brown box on the counter!

Everything else you see here belongs to my old lady! I would move my toothbrush back to its rightful spot in that 50’s qtip holder.

Yet last time I did that my toothbrush ended up in a drawer….. wich took some searching to find!

FYI, I bought the broken glass cotton ball and brush holder years ago at an estate sale!

Notice what marriage does to your stuff! 😉

In between…..

by RoachKiller

Getting my sleeve worked on and those vaccine shots yesterday! I am thoroughly spent!

All my muscles ache! My arms hurt and now I’m peeing with multiple streams!

Even after a full 10 hour sleep last night!

So I think I’m gunna kick back, grab a monster soda and get to getting while the getting is good!

No I work…..

by RoachKiller

For a company that has hired a lot of cunts! So when I’m in mixed company or around a fellow employee. I have to bite my tongue on a lot of shit I would say!

You would not believe how quickly those cunts, male and female will go running to tell mommy and daddy up in dispatch what I said…..

Sorry ladies….:

by RoachKiller

I do not give any of you permission to inhale my scent! Especially with as delicious as I smell today!

Even my ass smells like strawberries! All though I will allow a few of you ladies a lick of my sweet ass! It’s an invitation only lick and unless you have been notified previously to this post, you weren’t invited!

My phone…..

by RoachKiller

Has outlasted another otterbox defender ( dad model ) case again! This phone has been dropped and fallen out of the truck so many times I lost count!

The case gave its life for this phone!

Praise sweet baby Jesus!

Twas shocked…..

by RoachKiller

Went out and started up the hotrod yesterday! I was shocked! I left it outside the gate a whole month!

I figured y’all stole my personal keys out of the truck. So you could steal my car and break into my house!

I mean why else would you steal someone’s keys?

So imagine my surprise when my car was in the exact spot I parked it a month ago…..