What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Laughing at me young lady! I’m not the one who was stupid enough to buy one those ford vega mustangs! You know, the ones that disintegrate on impact with anything…..
Believe me, I’ve seen many of them in pieces on the highway…..
Atleast we know natural selection is still a true thing…..
by RoachKiller For the rest of the story……
by RoachKiller That business is kind of slow on the coast! Go spend the week or weekend at the coast people! Ocean people need love too!
Yes those are brown tomatoes…. So fucking good!
by RoachKiller He’s kinda a touchy feely kind of guy…..
by RoachKiller To the conclusion these trucks are driven by midgets with bad backs while I’m away! I’m telling ya!
by RoachKiller I’m new to this company and I walked into the dc at the end of my shift to turn in paperwork. The boss lady said “ here, thanks for being part of the team, blah blah blah….” lol yes she said blah blah blah! Or was it, etc etc etc? 🙂
She handed me an envelope! I was like cool! Finished my business and got out of there! What I didn’t know was inside the envelope she handed me was a fat gift card to the local Kroger!
My jaw dropped and I was like how fucking cool is that? The 30 years I’ve been driving not one company I’ve ever worked for has given me shit except for cheap catalogue trinkets, jackets or cold wooden plaques that you had no idea you were getting! My 1 – 3 million accident free plaques just arrived one day…..
So to get this I was blown away! Never mind the bullshit with the unplugging of my lift 4 times and all that shit! not to mention that bizarre answer I got from that other driver “ he too is being targeted!” Which I still can’t figure out why he said that?
It was just unbelievable! That, that actually made me feel appreciated! Cus I know I have really been working my fucking ass off at this job! Learning all I can from whoever I can! Never giving up and definitely cussing out whoever it was that put the 1 box drop on the very bottom of the pallet!
I also know I’m working very hard to drop that shit, untrusting attitude I acquired working 23 years at Crete….. those twats are seriously fucked in the head! That’s a story for another time!
So with that said, merry Christmas and happy what fucking ever religion you believe in! Me I’m agnostic so unless you got godly proof I’ll just keep on keeping on!
Praise sweet baby Jesus….. oh I crack myself up!
by RoachKiller Monkey food at the Costco by your house! Tell them little ones grandpa delivered them especially for them!
by RoachKiller About some stupid shit? I asked another driver wtf was up with coming back and having my jack unplugged mid charge?
His exact reply was, “ I’m a marked man too?” Like wtf is that shit all about?
ROFLMAO! And no I am not on twitter…..
by RoachKiller Your god woke me up so early this morning! He wanted me to see all the new neighborhood hotties! Damn someone around here has definitely been upgrading!
by RoachKiller Not a lot of damage from last nights storm! A few broken twigs, another broken limb on the tree in the front yard! ( so glad I topped the cherry tree earlier this year! It would have toppled for sure! )
No fence damage, no roof damage! ( I have all the lumber now to replace the fence just need some fucking time to do it! )
What I’m impressed with is the fact all 3 garbage cans are upright! When the storm woke me up last night. I was just sure they were blown to Kansas….
Anyhoot, I went to make an omelette for bfast and realized I have no hashbrowns or sausage! So see ya, off to the store I go…..
I am also seriously glad I have all my major electronics on a battery back up! I only have 2 clocks to reset! Yay!
by RoachKiller See what damage that wind storm did last night! Stay tuned…..
by RoachKiller Your going to have is, I already know who the liars are, who the thieves are, who the ones who really have no idea what they are doing are and I also know who the ones to trust are!
I also know who the drunks are! Oddly, there is more than one…..
But for the most part, I’m having a great time at the new job! It’s the exact same variation as Crete only I’m home every night! Added bonus, as a newbie. I’m already hated!
Don’t worry, give it time. You will learn to hate me for other various reasons! I guarantee it!…..
Well it’s Friday and I’m busy putting air in my giant balls…..
P.s. I can also tell you who have sever back issues, but ain’t letting on…..
by RoachKiller Started going through all my old truck stuff! This is one of my old shower bags!
This is what I found inside! ROFLMAO!
I’m still trying to figure out how the 2 sticks of Evdo ram for one of my cobalt raw web servers got in there! ROFLMAO! This was my shower bag! Figure that one out……
by RoachKiller Daughter is “ pansexual “ so even though she still thinks I don’t approve of here sexuality. I never treated her any different!
The only thing I ever said was, “ we might have a problem if you ever come home with a girlfriend hotter than your mom!”
So no, I don’t give a shit what your sexuality is! It’s like social media! I’m not trying to hit on you by commenting! I’m just here to interact and have a little fun! Usually at your expense! 🙂
Really, I don’t want to fuck you…..
Oh and go with the Clorox toilet tabs! If it doesn’t wash away the shit stains. The water will be so dark it just covers them up…..
by RoachKiller Man I have been wanting to try these hot house tomatoes for a while now! They are worth the wait! Gorgeously good!
I’ve also been thinking about security on these prison loads! Now I take them to where they go! They are preloaded on my truck. So basically I grab and go!
To take me out of the equation I have now figured out that I don’t stop! I grab and go and don’t stop till I arrive at where they go! My truck is tracked so that solves any issues!
Why am I posting this thought? Well something simple as security is always something I think about! Not to mention I can think of a million ways I could get fucked!
So that’s my answer to that!
by RoachKiller Starting to be embarrassed for the twats I call “ groupies “ who are still using social media in an attempt to troll!
God damn you worthless cunts really are pathetic! I’m starting to see why after all these years you’re still pushing the shopping cart home…..
by RoachKiller Example 1
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrqU5J88/
Example 2
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrqUP97w/
It’s only getting worse…..
by RoachKiller A lot of pens at work! I also know that the “bigger” style pens I like to write with ain’t cheap! So for $25 I buy a bulk box of factory second pens! ROFLMAO!
They are mostly the bigger pens I like for Pennie’s on the dollar! Not to mention, I get some pretty cool pens every time!
by RoachKiller Just say no to these boot socks! They are thin and actually make your feet slide inside your boots!
These boot socks below on the other hand, rock! They are warm, thicker and your feet don’t slide inside your boot!
They get an a++++ in my book!
by RoachKiller 17 stops complete! Unless you too count by po’s then I did exactly 24 stops today!
Me I go by how many address! So 17 is the number…..