Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Oh doggies

by RoachKiller

That was an interesting night last night!

All I know is the big beautiful lawsuit is getting bigger and bigger and more beautiful as we speak!

Like I said, it was a weird night, man. The stoner old lady has been at the house since I left. Of course, like most stoners would be she is paranoid and turned the cameras around! So not only is the security system not able to work, but I can’t check on anything at the house.

Last night I parked in this shitty fucking area I had one bar of signal. so I got an alert from the alarm system saying there was movement. I’m like OK so this long after the fact is like an hour two hours after the fact.

So I login to check the camera and see what the fuck is going on and suddenly I’m getting fire alarms. I hear some dude talking in the background about that’s a nice guitar. That’s a nice amp grab that or something.

So according to this restraining order, I can contact my soon to be ex old lady about certain topics via text. I can’t call I can’t be within 150 feet of her but I can text her about things!

Like I said, this is the weirdest fucking restraining order I’ve ever seen.

So first I asked her why is my brother there because the guy in the background is talking with a little lisp. But then I start getting all these alerts. So I ask, is everything all right at the house?

Of course I get no reply. So this is the fine line on this restraining order. I’m not allowed to send anybody over for me to fuck with her. But I did. I don’t know if I coul call the cops. I could call the fire department. I don’t know what the fuck is going on .

So I call up my little brother. One off the official, “ will you go over and let Mika out and feed her please personnel!” sent him a copy of the video. All you can hear is audio. You can’t see anything and here’s the weird part. My cameras don’t alert to audio. Figure that one out, but I got an alert for audio.

I tell him hey if you see the old ladies car there, just keep on driving by I won’t worry, but her her car is not there. Will you go inside? Make sure the place isnt fucking burning down.

Now I could go to jail I don’t give a fuck, but I’m trying to protect my property and even though I am tired of my stoner old lady I wouldn’t want to see her hurt…..

All I know is, I can hear the dog barking her fucking head off and I’m getting temperature alerts from the cameras now! I’m getting temperature alert from the alarm system. So he peeks around the house doesn’t see anything.

Like I said, this is just fucking weird man. But either she’s playing games which is obviously she is. Or somethings wrong with my alarm system. Or who knows…..

I’m gonna chalk this one off to I don’t fucking know. And of course, the Stoner check never bothered to reply……

Actually…..

by RoachKiller

I contacted my old attorney to see if he wanted to do the divorce. Told him what was up and he’s the one that said, “ you should contest the restraining order!”

Now when I was a kid, this guy and his cohorts in crime got my ass out of trouble a couple times! he is good and so are his cohorts! so when he says do something, I do it!

So I took his advice! As of right now I’m dealing with 2 lawyers! 1 for the restraining order and one for the divorce!

I just want this shit over with! I’m tired, I’m tired of being the scapegoat for everyone else’s problems! I’m tired of being shot on for being dad!

I was just thinking, ya know I have not had one of my kids or my wife just ask, “ so how you doing today?”

Man, it’s time to get on with life and find someone who actually cares about me enough to even ask that question!

Cus honestly all I seam to be is the paycheck and the guy who does all the work on the house…..

Welp, I gotta find me a new bitch to fuck so, see ya!

You realize…..

by RoachKiller

You’re in big trouble, right?

Have no idea, I just heard the guy on the radio say that! I actually ran out of shit to post today!

We need……

by RoachKiller

A lot more natural born females showing us cooter as we’re driving down the road! It’s a boobies are cool and all, but we need cooter!

Ask me if I care? I could use the fucking vacation.!

Minus the new…..

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Big chair! Notice my family room is starting to look like a home!

Scratch that, I have a court order I’m supposed to let the stoner chick back in! Roflmao!

There goes my dreams of having a happy, safe home!

You can see where the hungry hippo’s stoner stool once stood! Completely destroyed the carpet!

God damn….

by RoachKiller

I am sore as fuck! Arms, legs, brain!

Ya know I enjoyed the fuck out of taking that tree down! I however am not enjoying the side effects!

And next time, someone remind me to wear pants!

I think why I’m so proud of this is, I did it myself!

Like usual I got zero help from anyone who supposably is family!

Roflmao! It’s like my soon to be ex old lady! She packed up and left! That means she moved out right?

That’s what a normal person would think! Instead she says “ no I never said any of that! I never moved out! I never packed my bags and spent damn near a month living at our daughter’s place!”

As a generous husband would do, I packed her shit and put it outside for her to pick up!

Then comes this bizarre restraining order! Hmm, I’m thinking and seeing she lied on most of it!

Then the piece da la resistance, I was so excited to come home and see my new grandkids! I mean handing out monte cristo cigars excited! I texted, I called, I texted! When I finally get an answer via the wife. I was told I’m not allowed to see them!

I’m like what the fuck?

So in my eyes, all of my hostility is well justified! well not to mention finding the mass amount of weed products in my house sent me into a tizzy also! ( lady you got a serious addiction happening! I would understand if it was medicinal! But it’s all recreational! )

Praise sweet baby Jesus! ( oh I can never get enough of saying that! )

There ya go! My life in a simple blog post!

Fucken aye…..

by RoachKiller

3 hours to load the fucker! 15 minutes to unload! Arrived 2 late for McFarlands had to run to the transfer station! $50 to unload just shy of half a ton of branches! Sad part is that was only half the branches…..

Luckily I planned ahead and realized I might not get it all done! So as long as no one tries to walk through the back yard! It’ll be fine…..

I will tell you, today my eyes are on fire! I hit the part of the tree that had a weird fungi growing on it!

Now to finish up topping the tree? I will next time home as I’m dying to see if this tree also gets that fungus that covers and protects the fresh wounds of the tree! Or if it’s only something a dogwood does…..

I could have…..

by RoachKiller

Delt some more with my nephew flaking me off about him and his buddy doing the trees! Or I could get mass amounts of exercise and do it myself!

Yea I don’t like flakes and I need exercise!

Think of it like this I’ve sweat so much today I’ve drank 88oz of water and the cool breeze on this hot day is making me cold!

There is nothing like a good hard days work though!

And of course my nephew said he would come by and help load! Yea, I’m still waiting!

Well, goddamn……

by RoachKiller

Big boy chainsaw is being a Cunt. So I had to run down to get me a part-time homeowner chainsaw. Luckily all the important stuff was done yesterday. I just gotta chop that shit up and get rid of it now.

And yeah, this is a fucking project and a half man. I was expecting it to take about 4 to 6 hours one person. No no no no no this cherry tree was much bigger than I thought but…..

So back to work I go once I get all the cutting done. It’s gonna take about two hours to load this fucking truck another hour to dump it and I’m fucking free and clear man…..

All I have left to do is box up the Internet and I’m a free agent…..