What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller I don’t know how she did it, but she managed to get me to stand outside with an umbrella over her while she takes a shit!
Then she kicks dirt at me…… how rude!
Not to mention this dog can fart! She puts me to shame……
by RoachKiller I have found that telling people what you want want them to know. Guaranteed will help you win the game in the end……
by RoachKiller Since the old lady moved out. I’m feeling 10x’s better! Feeling better, eating somewhat better, eating a lot less!
I haven’t had anyone tell me it’s my fault, what new mental issues I have this week, nada!
Overall I honestly think I could get use to this lifestyle…..
by RoachKiller To get pissed off! My new big chair that I ordered last month is still on fucking backorder! All I wanna do is relax in my big fucking chair, but the motherfucker won’t show up…..
Maybe that will be on my agenda the next time home to find a new big fucking chair.
by RoachKiller Make yourself paranoid? Go to Applebee’s on lazy eye night and sit directly under the major TV!
You will never know who’s staring at you and who’s looking at the TV! I would know I went on that night. It sucked!
#lazeyenight #Applebees
by RoachKiller As I am about this message? So I dropped my placard hazmat load. They had no empties and they had no idea when they would have empties available.
So when I accepted this load, I had enough hours to deliver on time. Yet the 300+ bobtail miles hunting in empty took those hours away. So then you have me bobtail to pick up this load and now I don’t have the hours to deliver by the 27th!
So you had to change delivery to the 28th? So are you blaming me or are you blaming yourself? Because during all this, I even told you, I might not have the hours to deliver to do all this?
Is it also my fault that you don’t know where you’re fucking equipment is and it’s status?
So I still don’t understand is it my fault this load is gonna be late or is it your fault the load‘s gonna be late?
Cause I know I’m pushing the hardest I can but I don’t have the hours to be there by the 27th? I also know I have to be somewhere at a certain time and this load is the only one you tell me you have? So once again, is it my fault or your fault I don’t get it?
by RoachKiller 2 nights this month it’s cool enough to not idle the truck! Omg what ever will we do?
#coolnights
by RoachKiller The cutest fucking thing! Not only do big, burly, ugly mother fuckers say she is soooo cute!
She even gets the attention in the shitter! no barking, nothing! She just stands there and watches everyone come and go!
This dog is da bomb of dogs!
After 2 weeks, she is getting better about poopen and peeing when I let her out! She lets me know when she really has to go and finally her poop is thickening up from the food switch!
Now she is mad no one is coming into the restroom so she can keep an eye on them for me! ( always a good protector! 😉
I watch for her when she poops! She does the same for me…..
Im shocked the x old lady didn’t “ forget” she wanted me to get the dog and reported me to the cops!
This explains why I always cc all texts to her to other important people! Just incase that stoned brain “ accidentally “ forgets!
You know stoners…..
by RoachKiller Really need to stop biting your nails when you’re driving!
by RoachKiller Any and all restraining orders form, in!
See you in court snookums…..
by RoachKiller Know that I’m not attracted to women with black hair or red hair?
I guess you don’t know me at all……
by RoachKiller Need your links to articles and fb posts about bad marriages! I appreciate it though!
However if you can find any good articles on if salvaging a marriage for someone self medicating with weed is salvageable? Definitely send that my way…..
The kids? Ehhh, I have a feeling that will work itself out over time! The weed thing is definitely a big issue for me! Not to mention the mental health issues requiring it…..
by RoachKiller If I wanted to cheat on my old lady. It wouldn’t be a problem! I can get pussy, it’s not an issue!
I just know it’s definitely not a good idea to add some strange to the mix right now! I have more than enough on my plate!
So until there is a resolution on this! I think it wise to just ride it out…..
I’ve never cheated on her while we were married, I won’t break that vow until it’s officially over!
( yea i know, nothing fucks with drivers heads more than someone saying they banged there old lady! Believe you me, with the psychotics I have following this blog and who are just sure I’m talking to them….. ain’t that right drunkard? )
The bitch stuck around for 31 years! I can at least show her the respect of not bangen another broad until it’s over…..
by RoachKiller The impression that smoking weed while driving was the equivalent of drunk driving?
So if that’s the case, that guy in the red Honda civic is under the influence…..
by RoachKiller Looking for your name to pop up……
https://apps.clackamas.us/roster/
Oh, and I’ve been checking for my name. Also that way I can head home immediately and turn myself in. Cus unlike you people I try to be a law Biding citizen……
by RoachKiller All she’s gonna go for is the money. All she gives a shit about. What do you think was gonna happen when I posted that on this blog?
Almost to the day…..
Now they’re pissed off I took the battery out of Mika’s AirTag……
So they were tracking me and the dog!
by RoachKiller Figure out how to fix this tiny hair line cracks in the shower basin? It’s a fiberglass basin with a tiny bit of flex in it!
I don’t know if a fiberglass repair kit will work. If so how the fuck do I color match so it doesn’t look obvious?
by RoachKiller Hilarious! For some odd reason she loves sleeping in that exact spot! I don’t get it! But I keep finding her there…..
by RoachKiller Why so many of you owner operators aren’t making any money! How much money did you spend on cologne this week?
You realize you don’t have to put a full bottle on after you take a shower, right?
You realize that shit should last a good year or so…..
by RoachKiller That’s the splatter from the last geezer who tried to pet my dog without my permission…..
Club soda really is an amazing drink…..