Category: Road Life

This simple little website that I post my nonsense on has just boosted from 3000 unique i.e. unique IP addresses to 4500 so far this month

That’s what zero search engine data included. That means no help from any search engine. That’s word of craziness bro.! Just like with the previous version of this blog, which was raging at 10 million unique IPS a month

I got a hankering that this one’s gonna do the same thing……

Old ladies only fans pages going? I’m guessing nothing good since you’re still driving a truck, huh?

How much better I feel even though that was the most bizarre experience I’ve ever had!

Stopped to take a monster shit. I’ve been waiting all fucking day. Had to deal with a guy in the booth next to me with a screaming kid that doesn’t wanna poop, but Dad saying he has to!

So finally, they leave and I pinched the last loaf. I wiped my ass, Twas a good one. I had to wipe a lot. Stand up to pull up my britches. I looked down in the toilet and I swear to God it looked just like Keith Roth!

It was like having that hot stuff, staring back at me!

So to make sure he understood how I felt I went ahead and pissed in his face.

Update……

That poop looks just like Keith Roth, I was required to cut it into pieces via the poop knife I keep on my belt loop.! Required four good stabbings before it broke up enough that I could finally send it back to hell where it belonged!

What you cunts are up to today! me I’m just dragging my hazmat loads up and down the highways and bi-ways of this great country!

Minding my own business, doing my own things while seeing your faces drive by and trying to avoid listening to your mind numbing lip flapping!

“ don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time!”

Once proud trainers of the geezer persuasion. Who Would love to fat shame other drivers are now slowly turning into tubbies yourselves.

My how karma has that effect on Cunts!

You fat fucks really need to go on a diet!

You know, maybe if you fat fucks would stop stuffing your holes and spent more time training. Maybe your trainees would be better drivers? A thought to ponder……

I haven’t picked up at that place in years and from what I can see y’all fucked that up too. AnyWho, they blocked off all the fucking exit so you only have one way out now.

I made the mistake of asking another driver how the fuck I get back to the big road? That was a big fucking mistake!

Oddly, I somehow escaped without incident. I don’t know if that was a truck route or not, but I got the fuck out of there!

Now I was told hang a right out of the drive. Hang another right at the light. Go down about a quarter mile hang another right at the next lite. I’d only do that if you want to take out a fire hydrant!

What I would do is keep going straight go to the T hang a left of that light go down past the two schools. A GPS will take you from there.

All you future defendants doing today?

Is this a better picture? I tried to make them as truck driver as possible……

Is why you’re a perfect match for that company Gramps! All the trucks are already wrecked, so shit they will never know what new thing you hit…..