What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Work with Cunts,
You constantly have to fight for everything and they’re always telling you how shitty of an employee you are…..
Yeah, they don’t have the wall of awards and the safety record to back it up…..
Oh, and don’t forget, it’s always your fault…..
by RoachKiller I deal with daily…..
It’s against company policy to use your cell phone while driving. Yet dispatch calls you while you’re driving!
Then have the balls to tell you to hurry up when you’re already hurrying up!
If management were to do a charity where you got to punch certain people in dispatch in the face. I would spend my life savings on it…..
Same batch of stupid, different day!
by RoachKiller You insane isn’t it? the fact the last 23 years I just come and do my motherfucking job! I don’t pretend to be anybody’s friend. I just do my fucking job.
day after day after day, I just do my thing! While day after day after day, it just makes you look like an eve bigger pile of shit!
I’m telling you, there is this thing to just doing your job, minding your own business and worrying about yourself!
It really pisses people off, which in my opinion is an added bonus…
Come, join me in the Beaner way of life…..
by RoachKiller How hard I have to work to be an asshole like you? For you it comes easy! Me, I really have to work at it! I have to put thought into it, chose my responses accordingly!
It’s not easy being an asshole! Just like driving a truck like me, ain’t easy for you…..
by RoachKiller I got a splitting headache! I just spent two days in the Ohio / Indiana area, and I forgot to put on my tinfoil hat! My brain can’t handle being bombarded by that much stupid!
Please pray for me, only God knows how much help I need to fucking survive that!
by RoachKiller About this day! who knew forest owns a cute pup!
by RoachKiller Troll life is rolling you mother fuckers hard!
My recommendation, maybe pray harder to your god! Cus we all know hard work and determination never helped anyone, huh?
by RoachKiller Pretty little princesses ready to roll? Don’t forget your Bluetooth tech-support headset so everybody knows exactly how important you are.!
by RoachKiller My octa-core android headset is cool! It’s more like looking at a movie screen rather than what this does!
So fucking realistic I actually started to get a little sick! Like I was on the SpongeBob ride at universal! Holy shit that meta quest is fucking wicked cool!
That’s gunna take some time to get use to!
The first world I went to was the office! Dunder mifflin was a great start! Playing the floor is lava is where it started to get me…..
by RoachKiller Place for people like you is in the bin! Next to the rotten food and dog shit wrapped in toilet paper from the living room floor!
Grow the fuck up, get a fucking life and move along!
by RoachKiller Of that accident that almost happened to me over in Nebraska the other day? If I do it will be long cus the finally is the short haired white goober in the black Chevy Colorado with his phone in the air recording it all!
You just might recognize them…..
by RoachKiller A drunk black man flapping his lips on the CB radio in London! Huda Huda, thunk?
by RoachKiller The Columbus yard! If it wasn’t for the fact that I ran out of hours as I hit the entrance. I wouldn’t have stayed!
I would be like all the other smart drivers, dropped, hooked and rolled the fuck on outta there! the stupid is awww inspiring!
Yet since I had only been awake 20 minutes before the slackers had managed to piss me off! I figured it wise to hook and roll! Get to somewhere with less stupidity and more welcome! Rather than the idiotism that is the terminals!
Anyone else noticing that more and more company drivers are stopping outside of a yard, than in! There’s a reason for that!
The only real question I have is why ain’t you geezers wearing your women wigs at work? You’re proud enough to show me and my wife your women in training. Yet don’t have the balls to show all your “ family” at work that you love the cock?
I don’t give a shit what your sticking your dick in! As long as it ain’t a kid, helpless animals! Or forcibly on anyone! Yet I digress,
Why is it you don’t show your work “ family?” I ain’t your family and I don’t fucking care!
I’ve also noticed that the slackers have to stick together! If it wasn’t for that “ family” they wouldn’t be shit! the group helps slackers show “ worth”! Yet outside of that they are seriously below average workers!
The theory is, there is power in unity! Meaning if all the slackers stick together. No one will be the wiser to their slackerdumb!
So when actual hard working folk come around! They are fucked with and harassed, in hopes they will get fired or quit! That way the “ family” slackerdumb maintains status quo and the bosses never realize that fact!
Welp I’m done taking a shit! See ya!
by RoachKiller The wet spot next to that parking spot I saved for you! As I knew you were going to need a place to break as you had just driven a full hour without stopping, pretty, pretty princess!
My old lady so giggled when I explained to her why I keep calling you drivers pretty, pretty princess’s…..
Last nights dinner was bean stalkerish! So tonight it’s sheetz for the win!
by RoachKiller I’m way out of route on this load huh? I hope nobody figures it out. I hope they don’t fire me.
Only question I have is what business is it of yours if I’m out of route or not?
Matter fact, how the fuck would you even know I’m at a route? 
by RoachKiller Got to stop putting these bad boys on right after a shower!
Warm as fuck!
Don’t worry, the low iq’ers will say they are yoga pants! lol, no they are men’s thermal running pants or tights!
Nothing female or gay about them! Considering my buddy who wore the cold version of these over in Iraq during the war……
by RoachKiller Severe ice storm in Iowa and up to 70” of snow in the cascades / siskous!
Button up, buckle up and chain up!
by RoachKiller To the white trash wives club on your way out! In case you haven’t noticed cockroaches, they’re back in full action!
I wonder if they realize they’re wasting their time and their money to troll truck drivers! Can you imagine the amount of stupidity that is that brain trust…,,,
I can’t and I have a triple digit IQ…..
by RoachKiller The last 2 days I’ve had the gurgles with black or dark diarrhea! my wife told me to stop eating the shit I’ve been eating! Yet since when are hotdogs and red vines shit?
So I’m gunna need you to rub my belly and tell me my wife is way wrong! That Hot dogs and red vines are nutritious and healthy and it’s probably something she made That’s making me sick!
by RoachKiller What truck driver stupid is? Deliberately getting out on the road to create an accident with innocent people that are just driving down the road!
I gotta know what are y’all gonna do when one of you fuckers die? All over this stupid ass fucking game!
That’s the second time today an accident has almost happened next to me! While a slacker is behind it all with their phone in the air….
If you’re in Nebraska, and you see a 4 x 4 red power stroke? Be on high alert, along with a black Chevy, Colorado! Them some dumb motherfuckers.!
I’ll probably smile if I find out, they themselves died! Actually I’ll probably throw a keger and buy everyone a bubble gum cigar!
That means 2 less dumb mother fuckers to worry about!