What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller I’m deciding whether I want to listen to you flap your lips for 2 hours about something you haven’t a fucking clue the true realities about? Or wipe my ass with sandpaper?
Hmmmmm, I have decided, wiping my ass with sandpaper would be far more productive…..
And yes, he looks exactly like a young Cpt. Spaulding!
by RoachKiller The brutality of calling a spade a spade!
by RoachKiller Watching the show play out….
The main cast of characters has stayed the same over the years. Yet with the revolving door of morons they have as stand in extras! it’s turning out to be quite a good show this year…..
They have definitely put some time and effort into this year‘s batch of stupid, show…..
by RoachKiller 4 day old underoos to take the picture!
lol, just covered them up with a pair of carhartts!
Weird thing is, the new terminal manager asked if I even wanted her in the picture? That was weird cus I’ve never had a problem with the lady! I thought she was fine! Far superior to Janell! I’m sure my opinion will change the first time I get in trouble….. 😉
Oh and SLC has a new assistant manager! Roflmao! Let’s see how long this one lasts! like I told the guy, I gave up on caring after the wade – lying on my application fiasco of 2003…. Oh and the old guy who had all the heart surgeries, dewsnup! Yea didn’t really care after that! Wade, Brandon, dewsnup……
But thank you to those who notice my hard fucking work…..
So when you see my picture in the company propaganda board. The reason I’m wearing my carhartt bibs is cus my spandex pants smell like butthole and ballsweat!
by RoachKiller People like y’all know your assholes? Or do y’all think your regular, good peoples?
by RoachKiller That mental illness going? So far from what I’m seeing, it’s really kicking your mother fucking ass’s……
by RoachKiller Friends I’m guessing? He was creeping the rest area!
Atleast he wasn’t like you! Dressed in women’s clothing and wearing pearls! gramps!
Matter of fact I still tell that story!
When I walked into the men’s room at a rest area in Alabama and saw this old man. Wearing his old ladies tube dress with this massive necklace of Perl’s! Standing at the urnal with his dress hiked up taking a leak……
I so wish I would have taken a picture of that….
Not to embarrass you but how fucking hilarious it was!
by RoachKiller I’ve seen so many trainers today with dialated eyes, greasy hair and in general bad health!
At first, I thought they were dialating their eyes deliberately and I realize thats just fucking crazy.
So what I’m realizing is these people either suffer from severe mental illness, early onset mental retardation, or drug abuse!
If you ever wonder why these trainees are getting into wrecks shortly after getting off the truck with a a trainer? my guess they were trained by one of these people! Personally, ide be drug testing the fuck out of these assholes, but that’s just me….
I would also slow them all, way the fuck down! obviously they’re running far too many miles, especially if they’re running around with dialated eyes and greasy hair.
Cause we all know, trainers are required to take a shower twice a day! That explains why I call them pretty pretty princesses…..
by RoachKiller Blues clues drivers! Don’t forget to check in with your parole officers…..
You can try like that Schaeffer owner op back there said. Drop a rock in your UA test cup. But I don’t know how that’s gonna work, I don’t do dope so I don’t know……
He obviously sounds and looks like somebody that would know…..
by RoachKiller Yet, why out of all of the social media platforms I stuck around on TikTok.. ….
I stopped at the pilot to take a piss and get some goodies and there was a company road troll in there ahead of me. With his, I’m guessing, sister or his wife?
When you’re dealing with the company road trolls. sister, wife, brother, dad they’re all one and the same here…..
On a good note both him and his sister wife are suffering from early onset mental retardation.
They’re showing the early warning signs.. pupil dilation, cronich duh look, etc! I hope they’re smart and get to a doctor before it gets worser!
We all need to pray for these people and their future trainees!
( edited, as voice to text really jumbled this one….. )
by RoachKiller Troll life is rolling you motherfuckers like a douche in the night…..
by RoachKiller Fuck with me some more! It’s not like we don’t have enough proof of your batch of stupid…..
Only problem is, your batch of stupid is writing checks you can’t cover…..
by RoachKiller The alien drones have arrived here too…..
by RoachKiller I pulled into the truck stop for the night. Circled a couple times, moved the blanket around with my feet and plopped into the levelest spot I could find!
As I’m sitting here in the drivers seat heating down for the night. I hear a truck go bye with a thump, thump, thump noise…..
Come to find out his right rear brake pads were ass clapping the drum…..
Twas funny!
Just thought I would pass that along as it was a noise I had never heard!
by RoachKiller It’s virgin fill! God damn, it really does keep the hot side hot and the cool side cool!
I usually don’t buy mugs like this as I loose interest fast and they end up becoming piss cups quickly!
This one with its candyland motif and very good temperature retention properties! I’m sure it will last atleast a month! 😉
Scooters coffee
by RoachKiller The company short hairs are on attack again!
My only question to you incompetent little cunts is, “ if I quit, how many incompetent little cunts like you will it take to replace me?”
Cus back in 2008- 2012 you said if I didn’t work harder you were going to replace me! So, when exactly will you do that? Cus I’ve been waiting all these years! Yet you obviously can’t find anyone close to my stature to fill my shoes!
So I would think y’all would want to be really fucking nice! You know, keeping me busy with the kind of freight I hired on to do! National LONG HAUL! Maintaining my 12,000 miles a month and most of all, leaving me the fuck alone to do what I do best!
Oh and most of all keeping your little accident prone cunts as far away from me as possible!
You wanted the best! You got the best….. now to get YOU people to be the best…..
Otherwise I’ll move on to better! Wich won’t be hard to do…..
by RoachKiller How are you able to get your whole head up your ass with that fucking nose of yours?
My guess you put your nose up your ass first and your head follows?
Is that how it works?
by RoachKiller I just bought a PS5. So what this means is, they will come out with a brand new PlayStation pretty soon.
by RoachKiller Head almost exploded! When I said, “ no I did not scale this 14,000 lb load”…. and the weight and piece count are listed! You really have to read for them…..
Lovely lady, very unsure of what she is doing! Obviously!
Like the load I just picked up! It shows 16,000 lbs in the load info! Said nothing about the other 30,000 lbs…..
by RoachKiller Your parole officer just called! Said you’re overdue for your drug test and annual criminal review!
Should I tell him you will be home soon?