What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Going to imitate you right now! Can you believe it? I have to put on my own hut sticker.
That means I got a get off my ass, get some cleaner and a towel. Spray the cleaner on the grill use the towel and wipe off the grill! then pull the fucking paper off the back of the sticker and apply it to that nice clean spot I just was forced to make…..
by RoachKiller These bald mental midgets have started getting tattoos on the top of their heads. This means they are now easier to identify in a crowd and gives us something to look at we we’re standing in line at the checkout……
And for you gays, it gives you something to look at when they’re sucking your dick!
Gluck Gluck, mother fucker!
by RoachKiller I got me a Schaefer Gluck Gluck in front of me and a trainer Gluck Gluck about a mile behind me. I’m getting my three cents a mile bonus for training these fuckers right on top of all my other pay, correct?
by RoachKiller I still own drive4crete.com and drive4shaffer.com
sale price is $25 million each, both must be bought together. Buyer pays all taxes and all escrow.…..
by RoachKiller Got your dentures fixed driver? I’ve never seen somebody drive-by chewing gum with such vigor in their life, ever! Or are you chewing gum with such vigor in case you get pulled over by one of them seven cops I’ve passed, so you won’t get a DUI.?
My bad how was I supposed to know you’re chewing lots of gum to build your jaw muscles so you can suck more dick! my bad!
by RoachKiller Happy, smiling faces headed down to the state prison complex. Did y’all get to visit your loved ones?
Just curious but how many of your loved ones are the reason someone else doesn’t get to see their loved ones anymore?
We all know shit doesn’t fall far from the asshole!
by RoachKiller To see so many smiling faces headed down to visit your mom, dad, siblings, aunts uncles and grandparents at the prison complex!
by RoachKiller The geriatric turd burglars woke up way early to see their hero! I am honored but find you people to be despicable little trolls…..
Maybe if y’all spent less time manicuring your white sexual predator beards and hair….. you would make better truck drivers!
Have a blessed day…..
by RoachKiller The whores of suckers drive-by today! Hell, even some of the suckers themselves drove by…..
by RoachKiller Your adult kids look exactly like you! the boys are tall. The girls are right at dick sucking height
Oddly, they are just a stupid as you! Go figure…..
Don’t worry driver, all your adult kids will make great fuck toys for some grey haired old man…..
by RoachKiller To know that as I pulled my britches down and began to sit on the toilet. A bunch of gas and liquid came flying out Of my butthole with extreme prejudice!
Just thought I’d keep you updated on my gastrointestinal situation!
by RoachKiller The whores of suckers drive-by the other way…..
by RoachKiller Mental health doing? You still on that psychotic quest to tell everyone other than you, that they need to be humble?
Me, I’m still a far better human than you will ever be! I will also never use that fictional character god, as an excuse for my insanity…..
But you however can feel free….. the insanity doesn’t roll far from whatever Bible you thump!
See ya psycho…..
by RoachKiller Truck driver trolls ready to roll? It’s not like you got anything else to do while collecting your welfare checks every month.. well besides spreading your legs for a new baby daddy……
by RoachKiller My 2022 Subaru almost hit 2300 miles! Bwoop bwoop!
by RoachKiller Ladies be at church? Ya know, pretending to be good people in the eyes of your lord and savior?
Cause if I know the Bible at all being in a liquor store is a sin! Remember, temptation…..
Me, I’m on the hunt for some blueberry Red Bull……
by RoachKiller Such a mystical and chilly morning…..
by RoachKiller I’m looking damn sexy! Even for being monster tired after only having 3 days off in a month and a half!
Yea, I’m fucking tired. Life goes on! You lip flapping cunny bubbles!
Is this crazy? Yea, a little!
does it bring me joy? Yea, a lot!
Does it compare to the amount of insanity I deal with on the daily from legally insane people like you? Not even close!
Does the thought of your downfall bring me extreme happiness? Fuck yea, I got wood thinking about you lip flapping cunny bubbles rotting in your rightful place behind prison walls!
Do I spend much time thinking about this? Nope, just what you see here!
Can I ask and reply to my very own questions? Hell yea, remember I’m crazy! Atleast that’s what you lip flapping cunny bubbles keep telling me I am…..
Well I gotta run! I hear your old lady is gunna take her teeth out and give me the delivery man special! See ya!
by RoachKiller “Lip flapping cunny bubbles!“
You’re welcome, have a vagina free day and god bless! Praise, sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller When I was in the salt lake terminal getting my picture taken! Not one of you dilated eye, jackass’s was in the office waiting for your turn to explain the reason for your latest wreck!
Is it possible, You wankers went an entire day without hitting a yellow safety pole, person or other various properties? If so…..
Call Guinness book of world records! The slacker jackers, trainers and other various company cunts accomplished a new world’s record…..