What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller I literally witnessed a woman driving 2 feet off the bumper of the car in front of her.
Texting with both hands, all while her 14” fingernails were flapping all over that phone!
I still don’t know what the fuck she was steering with…..
Only thing I do know is I backed out of passing her……
by RoachKiller Motherfuckers just can’t stop, can they? Stopped at the rest area to do my break. Take a shit, get something out of the vending machine……
Which reminds me what does grapeico soda taste like?
Anyway, I grabbed two cans of V-8 head back out to the truck. sitting there finishing up my break. I look in my mirrors. This motherfucker is palming my fucking seal on the trailer like it’s a set of testicles.
No, he looks like he might actually work here. A recently shaved head, white hair and way too concerned about what I’m doing. He also had his black fuck boy and I’m guessing his wife there. Literally looks like every skinny ass geriatric that works here!
I don’t know what’s fucking wrong with you people but if you’re playing with my seal on my trailer like it’s a fucking ball bag you’re gonna get a claw hammer to the fucking head Comprende? you dumb motherfuckers?
Starting to see the reason I use my meat lock on every load? Set it and forget it, baby!
by RoachKiller Was not doing cookies in the snow, officer! That’s just residue from running over that meth dealer a few miles back!
by RoachKiller Why I want $50 million for those 2 domains! Well that and y’all are cunts! that will just about cover the pain and suffering from the years of trucker stupid and harassment I’ve been forced to endure from the low rents, stupids and general trucker cunts!
All the big companies are doing it!
by RoachKiller You and your boyfriend never should have stopped in Seville! Another 5 miles and you were clear all the way down!
I’m not making fun of your sexuality! I’m just trying to help you see. Everyone already knows you’re a gay trainer!
Now you’re also fucked as that snow was coming down hard and the fact it’s now below 20 degrees. Also means all this shit is ice now!
Now you and your friend have plenty of time to switch positions! Top, bottom, bottom, top…..
Remember to wear a condom!
by RoachKiller One of those high quality, shaved head trainers. Get off their fat ass and check there tire pressure! Of course doing it right next to my truck when of course I was trying to pull out…..
Strange though cus I knew I was going into cold temps. So I took a few minutes while I was waiting for my fuel card issue to be fixed. To check the air in my tires!
Oddly on dry ground, while no one else was around….. I figured that way, I won’t have to deal with it while I’m in the snow…..
My guess, that was thinking way too far into the future for you…..
Oh and congratulations on making it with this company 3 years! Come talk to me when you hit 23 years. Let’s see if your attitude is the same…..
by RoachKiller I did what you couldn’t! I actually backed into that spot via backing around the yellow safety pole! Avoiding both trailers that were over the lines!
Hell, the lady in receiving actually came out to watch a good driver work! She smiled and I think she even clapped when I got into that spot with zero incident!
My guess, by their reaction, you and your cronies were not that successful…..
Like I always say, why send a white haired bearded slacker in to do the job of a man! You know you will be disappointed every fucking time!
by RoachKiller How’s troll life rolling ya? From what I’m seeing, y’all are getting rolled harder than a drunk whale at Caesars palace!
by RoachKiller Have a wager going on. The one and only time I ever sent that 10+ year safety ring in to get the diamond chips put on. It took a year+ to get it back! Then I only got it back was cus I actually chased after it with safety!
The wager is, $20 on how long it will take to get this “ driver of the year jacket “!
The wife says 6 months! I have already written it off! In a year I’ll either have to chase it like the safety ring or it will just never show up!
But if I was one of the special drivers……
by RoachKiller Day to wear shorts! I hope my pee pee will survive the journey! God damn!
by RoachKiller Brotherly beatings video story I posted! Listen to the sibling rivalry and the moral of the story…..
by RoachKiller Fight stupid! Stupid far out numbers smart! You take out one stupid 17 more Are there to take its place.!
Just kick back relax watch the show and see how it plays out…..
by RoachKiller That imaginary world you’ve made up and the Back stories for the trolls you’re using as your front?
And after last night on TikTok, you need to pray to your God and thank him for filters! Cause you’re fucking hoes lare ike one step above a street walker…..
More than likely, that’s what they were before they worked with you…..
by RoachKiller Admit, these are some premo parking spots!
by RoachKiller How it it, you pretty pretty princess’s are able to take 2 showers a day, manicure your geezer beards. Yet are unable to put a fucking lock on your trailers?
Even after all the people in The last few months that who were let go due to not puting on a lock and someone stealing freight off their trailer…..
I’m guessing when your pushing a cumulative iq of 70, you shouldnt expect much!
Unless y’all planned the freight thefts?
by RoachKiller Or should I say week of road trolls, whores of suckers and the suckers themselves!
Today was a good one! My guess, the trucker stupid are wising up and not road trolling! So instead the whores of suckers and the suckers themselves have been reduced to doing it themselves!
Normally I would just giggle and realize the trucker stupid are alive and running rampant! Except for today, I’ve started seeing people I know.
We had several of the recently shaved head training crew. A few wives who love to show themselves on the internet and those dimbass’s who shaved there heads, had it grow back and now wear those fucked up self tinting glasses that we all know!
Roflmao, so buckle up, put your chastity belts over your buttholes and let’s ride!
Cus we ain’t got time to deal with these people suffering from acute trucker stupidity……
See ya!
Well actually we do, we don’t deliver till Friday 600 miles away…..
by RoachKiller when you finally go to prison since you’re a little black man in a big KW with a blue trailer. Who is just sure you deserve better than what everybody else gets.
My personal wish, as you get sent to the pedophile section of the prison…..
by RoachKiller Really knew how to accentuate the colors of this trailer. The light wisps of safety, pull yellow, with just a hint of Hunter Green mixed in. Really accentuates the natural rust colors of this trailer.
Bravo, all capitalized
by RoachKiller Removed myself from the road! Tonight is amateur night for drunk drivers! Had to get as far as I could before the stupid hit the roads!
I was asked my fave dui new years story? Well I got 2 but I’ll only do 1 tonight! as a gold 70’s blazer, a freeway wall, my west way truck and a stretch of I-70 through Denver I call weed alley. Is pretty much as this one! 😉
Twas a late night running through st Louise mo! This was before they built the new bridge. So it was still a winding cluster fuck even late at night!
I was cruising west on I-70 about 5 miles off the bridge. Cruising along noticing it had been a really quite nite so far!
Then in my mirror I see a brand fucking new black bmw doing the lane swerve from the slow lane behind me to the fast lane!
I said ok to myself and proceeded to watch this guy fly by! We get a couple more miles and slowely but surely he starts rolling over the median line! I back off a bit and that’s when the full fledged scraping of the entire left side of this brand new bmw against the barrier wall!
Now this wasn’t a quick slam and oh fuck! This guy sent sparks flying for a good mile, mile and a half!
The next exit was coming up fast for him. So from the median wall to the exit in one fail swoop! All while having 2 flat tires and missing the trunk lid!
Obviously and luckily not hurting anyone!
A perfect example of why you don’t drink and drive!
by RoachKiller It picks up the radio and heavy background noise, just fine! But soon as I talk, nothing!
“ bring me the new year with an epic tribute to the Black Sabbath from the Fillmore Silver Spring, Maryland…..”