These dumb……

Motherfuckers just can’t stop, can they? Stopped at the rest area to do my break. Take a shit, get something out of the vending machine……

Which reminds me what does grapeico soda taste like?

Anyway, I grabbed two cans of V-8 head back out to the truck. sitting there finishing up my break. I look in my mirrors. This motherfucker is palming my fucking seal on the trailer like it’s a set of testicles.

No, he looks like he might actually work here. A recently shaved head, white hair and way too concerned about what I’m doing. He also had his black fuck boy and I’m guessing his wife there. Literally looks like every skinny ass geriatric that works here!

I don’t know what’s fucking wrong with you people but if you’re playing with my seal on my trailer like it’s a fucking ball bag you’re gonna get a claw hammer to the fucking head Comprende? you dumb motherfuckers?

Starting to see the reason I use my meat lock on every load? Set it and forget it, baby!