What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Opposite of elder abuse? When you’re not a kid and not a geezer?
That’s what I’ve been forced to deal with all these years…..
Let that sink in gramps!
Harassed for being an over achiever….. that’s some serious low rent, high school bullshit huh?
by RoachKiller Early onset mental retardation doing?
So far I’m guessing I’m 1000lbs lighter than when I scaled this morning…..
by RoachKiller White Castle never fails! Not only did I blow some serious ass gas that smelled exactly like the onion pedals!
But with zero hesitation, my intestinal tract allowed the removal of some well overdue poo!
Just keeping y’all updated on my intestinal fortitude during these troubling times!
by RoachKiller Not the trucker stupid wrath of another white bald headed mental midget! Ahhhhh!
What a twat, you look familiar! Didn’t you use to work here? BoY!
by RoachKiller Therefore I am!
I also think, they got lotta snow here! It’s so cold I might have to put on my dr.martens and a pair of my daughter’s cold feet socks!
( they are actually my wool boot socks. She just keeps stealing them cus her feet are cold! 😉
Might be reduced to putting on a ball bag warmer too….
by RoachKiller About cold weather? I can keep my drink ice cold just by keeping it on the step! Brilliant, I know!
by RoachKiller Your truck from jackknifing!
I have found the easiest way to keep my truck from jackknifing it’s simple. Is by not putting myself in a situation where my truck could possibly jackknife!
And if I am in a situation where I have to keep driving, I slow, way the fuck down and use extreme caution…..
Duh!
Most of all if it’s a situation where I just gotta keep going to get to a place to park.
You know one of those butthole puckering rides.
I’ve been known to pull off, slap on a set of single rails, maybe a drag chain or two and get on down the road!
by RoachKiller As I know, everyone gets the same opportunity. What you do with that opportunity is up to you…..
by RoachKiller Little man, I realize you’re new and aren’t smart enough to do your research. But I’m gonna tell you a little story about minorities in this company.
When I started back in 2002 this pretty much was a white only club. Blacks, Hispanics would hire on, but they wouldn’t last very long.
me and a few other drivers started championing the hiring of more minorities. In the meantime, we were all doing our best to get rid of these geriatric white racist motherfuckers that were the clique’ to be.
One by one they started hiring more minorities. One by one these white racist motherfuckers were getting the boot! one, by one, by one, by one.
So for you to sit there, not ever actually talking to me. Yet calling me a racist.
You really needs to learn your place and what everyone has done for you…… douche!
Oh, and I have no problems calling these white geriatrics the n word! exactly what they are…..
by RoachKiller Like son, not only is your dad prone to hitting yellow safety poles. it was nice to see your kid drive by in your little white Nissan with safety pole yellow all down the passenger side.!
Like I said shit doesn’t fall far from the asshole……
by RoachKiller Y’all have traded in your sporks to dig your own graves with, and moved on to excavators!
You should read that article that was posted again on Apple news. The one about workplace sociopaths…..
It describes you motherfuckers in detail…..
by RoachKiller You geezers forgot to wear your lady wigs into the truck stop!
I mean hell, if y’all are gunna act like bitches. You really should look like them too! Don’t ya think?
by RoachKiller Again! Im so Deep South that people here no longer speak English! Oh, they are speaking English! Just not understandable English!
I think he said, “ it’s about to warm up?” I really don’t know! Cus that drawl is deep and missing some vowels…..
It’s like Ebonics except spoken by white people…..
by RoachKiller The way crosswalks work for me are simple! Unless you’re standing at one looking both ways. I have no intentions of stopping! If you’re a little kid that’s a different story!
If your grown ass men, walking out the door! No where near the entrance of the crosswalk. I’m feet away from going thru said side walk. No, you will have to wait until I’m through!
I cannot read your minds! There is no safety issue! It’s all on you……
Interesting enough, didnt you use to work here?
Let me guess, you were one of the slackers who either wrecked out or couldn’t put a lock on your trailer?
by RoachKiller I heard on the news today. Was a guy say come on out the roads are great. There’s nothing out here to hit! cause I’m the only moron on the road.!
That made me laugh so hard……
by RoachKiller Refurbished, that fucking thing makes THE best tv speaker for the truck!
Even if you set it in the cubby hole shelf next to the bed. It blasts movie quality sound with ease! Excellent voice sound and great boom sound!
Added bonus, if you pair it to your tv via Bluetooth. ( atleast on my tv ) you can control all volume via the tv remote!
Mine are Bose factory refurbished! Wich is why they were so cheap! Shipped from Bose with an additional warranty included!
Bravo Bose, bravo!
by RoachKiller It’s the same batch of stupid, doing the same batch of stupid! All roads lead to them…..
Decent winter gloves for cheap!
by RoachKiller Week! Let’s see, it started with snow in Buffalo, my aunt died, some white haired geriatric tried breaking into my trailer, the wife forgot to bring the dog in and she escaped! Then to top it all off a hodge put a tracker in my tik tok app…..
Man oh man, if this keeps up I just might have to throw my hands in the air and scream, “ fuuuuck yoooouuuu!”
So today, I reward myself with me time! Enjoying some movies, some sgetti, some leaded soda and wearing shoes with no socks!
Well that and I needed a reset anyways!
FYI, that Bose portable speaker kicks ass as a tv speaker! God damn, Bose has their shit figured out!
by RoachKiller Get This right driver? Your refinancing your mobile home from $350 a month to $250 a month? You’re paying for points to bring that monthly payment down to that $250 mark!
Yet you work for a company where the average median income is $100,000 a year? Yet if you increased your payment by $150 a month. you could pay your mobile home mortgage off in 5 years and save $3000. Even if you kept the mortgage rate you have now?
Hmmm, roflmao! You do what you gotta do, brah! my batch of stupid isn’t even on the same level as your batch of stupid…..
by RoachKiller A blast with this! I can pretty much say what ever the fuck I want! Any fucking time I want and as many times as I fucking want!
As long is it’s legal! I can do it!
This to this in half a fucking mile!
