So sad……

I’ve seen so many trainers today with dialated eyes, greasy hair and in general bad health!

At first, I thought they were dialating their eyes deliberately and I realize thats just fucking crazy.

So what I’m realizing is these people either suffer from severe mental illness, early onset mental retardation, or drug abuse!

If you ever wonder why these trainees are getting into wrecks shortly after getting off the truck with a a trainer? my guess they were trained by one of these people! Personally, ide be drug testing the fuck out of these assholes, but that’s just me….

I would also slow them all, way the fuck down! obviously they’re running far too many miles, especially if they’re running around with dialated eyes and greasy hair.

Cause we all know, trainers are required to take a shower twice a day! That explains why I call them pretty pretty princesses…..