Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Who wants……

by RoachKiller

To be my new mommy? You must be nice, un-attractive and know what do if I feel sickies!

Bitches, and only fans whores need not apply!

Oh, I ain’t …

by RoachKiller

Gonna make it to the yard for this hub valve repair. I will, however, make it to the next repair shop to get it fixed……

I was able to get all the broken parts off. But I don’t know where the pin went.. I don’t know if it’s in the axle or in the hub?

Since the front inside tire is losing air, I’m not gonna stop every hour to fill that fucker up for the next 350 fucking miles…..

Bwoop bwoop, see ya!

Yeah, we got them……

by RoachKiller

After I did that fixe to my phone took about 2 to 3 days before they started attacking it again, we got um!

In order for them to do their hack, they have to be within signal distance. So that means they’re either there or they have a surrogate that they are remoteing into……

I have concluded…..

by RoachKiller

Overly dark tinted windows are the car version of a windowless panel van! Speed freaks, child molesters / sexual predators and thieves all have overly tinted windows!

Especially in today’s world of clear sun repelling window films…..

( the yellow pole paint under the placard holder is a nice touch….. )

Denied…..

by RoachKiller

Spent $2, won $2, lost it all! 😉 but I got to pull the giant handle a bunch!

( fyi, winning the $2 wasn’t worth the hassle of cashing out….. 😉

I’m guessing…..

by RoachKiller

When you keep forcing someone to do a job they didn’t hire on to do. That mistakes will be made!

I’m pretty sure, the more you force it. The more mistakes will happen!

Im also definite in knowing, the more the harassment the bigger the lawsuit!

Note to self…..

by RoachKiller

Look into getting a deal with the major truck stops on my park and ride idea!

Having a fleet of in house golf carts to pick up and deliver these geriatrics and fat ass’s from their trucks to the entrance of the truck stops!

Charge $2 a ride and include a free condom for when they all want to fuck each other!

This way, their lazy cunt ass doesn’t have to do any physical exercise!

Added side note – we will make the call system Bluetooth compatible! That way they don’t even have to take off their tech support headsets!

It’s amazing how people who are so anti cell phone. Spend so much time talking on their fucking cell phones!

Just think gramps! This means you won’t have to take your walker out of the truck anymore! Woot woot!

I don’t have…..

by RoachKiller

Any brothers! They all died in the war on drugs!

Sorry! To burst your bullshit bubble excuse, again!

You trolls really need to get your bullshit story together and stick with it…..

You haven’t figured…..

by RoachKiller

It out yet have you? It doesn’t matter where I am at online or in real life! The slackers will always have to find a way to harass!

They won’t stop, trolls and low rent, incompetent fools will just keep doing their psychotic stupidity!

Of course it probably doesn’t help that every once in a while I empower them by commenting on their stupidity!

Getting a reaction is the equivalent to a child rapists power over a victim! It really gets them off and empowers them to continue…..

But hey, it’s there time, and money they be a waisting! Like I said, if they are out here trolling truck drivers, they can’t be at home beating their kids or their spouses! Like they so love to brag about in passive conversation in the drivers lounges…..

Especially Texas and Ohio! They love to brag about how family violence is how they keep their people in line…..

Bwoop bwoop! See ya!

Loving this…..

by RoachKiller

Since hoping off of social media completely the slackers have now been reduced to spamming me the names of each of there members!

Only reason I know this is, there are a few, very unique first names of a couple of there members we discovered. Those unique and rare names have rolled across my spam box in the last few days…..

Sorry, was super duper tired last night when I stopped! So tonight I shall do a Vblog…..

Don’t let me forget to tell you about the stolen fuel, trash, the jacked up white pick up and the Taco Bell iPhone fiasco…..

It’ll be a cornucopia of slackerdumb!

Roflmao…..

by RoachKiller

In order for you to get my fingerprints to work on anything! You’re gunna need a good print!

So with that said, my recommendation is your gunna need to follow me around like puppy dogs! Ya know that way if I accidentally throw something away that I touched! You can use that!

But being a nice guy and returning a lost phone to the Taco Bell counter for the rightful owner. Ain’t gunna do it!

But for the cops you will get a partial print of my thumb and my index finger! Of course if you test it. It will also include chew, diesel and probably a little bit of booger residue!

Ya know, crazies will try to blame everyone else for their impropriety…..

Oh and if you’re missing an iPhone with a see through green case! It’s at the Taco Bell in the pilot…..

Reminds me of the time I was just randomly flipping through my permit book. Unbeknownst to me, found 2 company papers for other drivers. Names, birthdates, address and social security numbers on them! as to how they got there? Fuck of I know!

Matter of fact it wasn’t until recently that the lawyers and I figured out how they got there and why they were there….

See ya!