Nope, I can’t find your name on my list of important people! I have 8 people on that list and 1 of them is a dog.
So sorry, make an appointment and I’ll get back to you whenever I feel like it!
Hang tight I’m looking…..
by RoachKiller Category: Road Life
What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller The greatest thing……
by RoachKiller Since crushed bread! A condom for my always leaking iodine bottle! double wrapped for his protection!
Hasn’t leaked once yet! Bravo!
Y’all will…..
by RoachKiller Be happy to know, my constitution went well this morning! a little soft and hard to expel! Yet with a little time and effort I was able to take a massive shit! One, legends are made of!
Your welcome! I hope your day goes as well!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
( told ya I ate to many potatoes and not enough meat! )
I see dead people…..
by RoachKiller Anyone else see any dead people in this building?
Goldfield hotel, goldfield nv
Holy shit…..
by RoachKiller In the heat of battle of that freezing fog with dry roads. I never took a look at the ice build up on my mirrors!
So imagine my surprise when a giant ice ball. Slides off the front of the truck and slaps the shit out of the windscreen!
Damn near gave me a heart attack!
Like every year…..
by RoachKiller It’s close to that time where I have to donate money!
This year I have been very fortunate to have a very large amount to donate! Praise sweet baby Jesus! ( I know, I just can’t stop! 😉
So I need to start looking at quality non profits! Only one I am dead sure on is my local chapter of meals on wheels…..
Only thing I know for sure is I will not choose ANY charity people like you support!
Just the…..
by RoachKiller Usual whiskey tango road troll stupidity for this time of year!
I will say, I would much rather see these road trolls out here trolling sexy drivers like me! Then at home beating their kids like they usually are!
Praise Jesus! Oh and ladies, if you lay off smoking 3 packs a day! You too would have plenty of money to do your weekly buys!
Sooooo good!
See and that’s…..
by RoachKiller Why you’re a failing sub-human!
My guess, your lazy cunt of an ass couldnt walk the 100 feet to dispose of your trash?
So instead, you put it on my catwalk! This is the perfect example of your batch of stupid acting out!
Should I call your mommy and daddy and let them know you’re not taking your meds again?
It’s just fucking stupid, man!
I would get mad but why? If you get replaced, it will be with another sub-human just like you!
The supply of sub-humans like you is endless! People like me are hard to come by……
See ya!
Don’t worry, I checked the bag for body parts and fetal tissue before I left it there on the ground…..
I’ll never understand…..
by RoachKiller What is fucking wrong with you people? Is your mental illness so fucking strong it overlaps any batch of brains you have left?
I mean seriously you people are far beyond fucked up
That’s weird…..
by RoachKiller Update #2 for tonight! As to why it didn’t notify me of any updates and or management notifying me of any updates is weird!
In my 22 years I’ve gotten use to not being told the whole story! Matter of fact I think they deliberately make sure I don’t know! That way they can all have a giggle at my expense…..
Like cunts usually do!
Remember the deal, boss man…
by RoachKiller If I have to babysit your fuck ups while they’re driving their own trucks, the deal was one driver an extra penny a mile, two drivers were 3 cents a mile, a trainer and a trainee five cents a mile! I’m going to expect you to stick to that, motherfucker!
Cause I sure the fuck ain’t putting up with these cunts for free, Capeesh!
No banana slurpee for you!
Been watching……
by RoachKiller The show today ! it’s nice to see the troll life is rolling y’all like a piñata at a fat kids birthday party! A-fucking-men!
What an exciting day……
by RoachKiller Do you remember that Schaefer driver who looked like a 12-year-old kid who. never hit puberty but he’s like 30? saw him today.!
Do you remember that black lady? I think it was a lady, I don’t know but saw her today. You know the one with the that wears the curly weave with way too much. Jerry curl? saw her today. It was an exciting day of seeing all these people in their personal vehicles.!
But what do you expect since they got nothing better to do since they all got fired.. …
What a show…..
by RoachKiller Stopped to take my break at the truck stop and in walks some dude. Screaming, I just caught some dude stealing fuel out of my truck.
He then proceeds to ask the clerk, “ who do I call?” Roflmao!
So the clerk calls the cops and as I’m walking out I see on of those typical shaved heads come running in. Screaming, “ please don’t call the cops, please!”
Tell ya what, there is never a dull moment on the road!
P.s. wtf are these?
Well shit…..
by RoachKiller Just had an old man born in 1933 back into my old ladies car!
I congratulate him on making it this far! There is however a point when it’s time to stop driving!
He was completely oblivious…..
My day…..
by RoachKiller Has consisted of seeing multiple slackers in their personal vehicles!
Waiting for the shipping clerk to finally come back from her 2 hours smoke break.
All while letting the loudest, nastiest wal-mart red hot burrito fart I’ve ever done! Seconds from her returning to her desk…..
My day can’t get much better than that! roflmao!
“Skuggs”…..
by RoachKiller I said “cunts” but “ skuggs” works too!
“Skuggs” – A new ‘lame’ truck driver.
Step into…..
by RoachKiller The invisible! Step into the invisible…..
The secret is……
by RoachKiller Out of the bag? We all already knew you and yours are cunts!
Goddamn……
by RoachKiller I love it when somebody admits publicly, their guilt when a lawsuit has. already been announced. You’re either an absolute fucking moron or an absolute fucking moron.!