Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Tonight…,.

by RoachKiller

Ye eats like a king!

This is we hat I planned on making for turkey day! I don’t know Wally World was going to close for thanksgiving. So tonight it shall be!

Hey bossman…..

by RoachKiller

Do you got my $50 million yet? scratch that let’s make it $55 million! the additional $5 million is for the time and hassle of dealing with all the subhuman company, family bullshit harassment I’ve dealt with the last few months?

I got plenty of time for you to scrape up the money out of petty cash. I’ll wait, so will my lawyers.

$20.00…..

by RoachKiller

All you can eat turkey dinner at the iron skillet! “ petro “

Added bonus, in between the sounds of slot machines you can still get a lovely whiff of stale beer and cigarettes!

My turkey day is complete!

Added side note, stay far away from the restrooms at the Petro after dinner! Omg the stench has already begun!

Yup, my honey……

by RoachKiller

Is going to pop out 2 of her very own honeys! I’m still in shock my baby is gunna have twins!

She sent me the ultrasound! Baby A and baby B! My guess is I’ll spoil baby A more than Baby B!

I just hope they don’t get mixed up at birth! Cus then I will have to spoil them the same! 😉

I fucking hate…..

by RoachKiller

The gay bay! Managed to stick my dick in and got through town without much hassle!

I finally get loaded and of course I leave right at the start of Holliday traffic!

2 hours to do 30 fucking miles! Scary part is these locals do this same shit every day!

I’m good for…..

by RoachKiller

Shoes now! No way in hell am I passing up $20 – $30 a pair for name brand shoes! Been waiting a while for these sales to hit!

Added bonus I splurged and bought a pair of breaken, lightning blue adidas! Ready to see homie pop and lock! Doh!

So I’m thinking the $200 I just dropped for 8+ pairs was a good deal!

Go, go get them deals! These are the best I’ve seen since before the pandemic! “G”!

I will babysit…..

by RoachKiller

1 if I don’t have to change a diaper! I will babysit 2 only if I have a hot la nounou to help!

I am also prepared to spoil rotten 1 grandchild! Let the shock of the news of 2 incoming grandkids settle!

Once this giant smile on my face disappears we can talk!

Goodbye Tom…..

by RoachKiller

According to the receipt from Costco. Our turkey’s name was Tom! I’m a bit concerned that Costco is putting the name of the feathered beast on the receipt!

Yet will that deter my family from slathering it in gravy and picking its bones clean? maybe even pulling the wishbone apart in hopes dreams may come true?

Fuck no!

P.s. Costco also had a killer deal on baby back ribs! Nice meaty 3 pack of ribs for $25 a pack!

Anyone else….

by RoachKiller

Tired of dealing with workplace sociopath who continue to tell you you haven’t earned your place at this company nor running the kind of freight that you chose.

Anyone else really fucking tired of dealing with people who are all all powerful yet can’t do anything?

Anyone else tired of being told oh it’ll get better it’ll get better. It’ll get better and it never fucking does you just get more bullshit more lies more incompetence….

And don’t forget it’s always your fault. You’re the reason it’s not happening……

It fucking hurts…..

by RoachKiller

And my wife refuses to kiss it and make it better! She said I already used that excuse in bed the other night…..

I’m thinking workman’s comp! Cus it did happen while puting my enforcer lock on!

Was gunna do a Vblog tonight but I’m too tired! I didn’t get a full 4 days off this time due to future Xmas plans. So my body, mind and soul didn’t have a full regeneration period! Wich ment I had to stop and take a nap today too! 😉

I’m confused…..

by RoachKiller

I stop at a cross walk that has 3 people in it. While the 2 state troopers blow through it?

I’m confused as to how that works? Citizens arrest?

Help me out here as the people using the crosswalk were in the crosswalk at the time of the police brutality?