Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

My old lady…..

by RoachKiller

Knows me well! My yearly Xmas shirt I am required to wear!

For the longest time she would buy me Xmas cat shirts! I refused to wear them cus I hate cats! ( not personally. They make me sneeze! Well that and I only want them around to help protect me in the after life….. )

Hott O GO

by RoachKiller

Yes it’s true! My old lady has been forcing non metal song videos in my ears all morning!

All cus I explained to her these popular songs all have good hooks….

So I have now enforced a new rule! No scooter doodle coffee, no watch videos!

By the way, scooter doodle coffee is great iced!

Don’t be Jellz of my new soda cup!

Just kicken…..

by RoachKiller

Back! Watching another night of the crypto market and enjoying some home cooked food!

As a concerned dad, who is always trying to find ways to interact with his youngest. I have become the latest victim of the meta quest owners club!

I prefer my android octa-core visor I bought a while back. Yet my daughter prefers her meta quest! So I now am a meta quest owner and plan on kicking her skinny little butt in every game we play!

As all dads do!

All while wearing my “ for sale in Japan only socks! “

I told ya so…..

by RoachKiller

I’ve been trying to tell ya all! This shit was gunna splode! It’s long overdue from the pandemic days!

Hope you listened cus I had a $750 24 hours…. And it ain’t done!

I’m not going to post them all again! You get the just from these 2…..

#easyravioli

No I did t sell a damn thing! At the last dive! Not even close to the top yet! Matter of fact I’m right back where I was when today’s dive, dived!

I dis get a great nap though! And down she goes again, almost as if I predicted it again!

I have …..

by RoachKiller

Zero intentions of buying a mercades! I have a penis and I know how to use it…..

Note, caramels.com are actually pretty good! And I am not excited about replacing that microwave! Or removing that chefs kiss wall paper!

I would also like to know what happened to my magic ninja coffee maker that I made Carmel macchiatos with?

It use to sit next to the paper towel dispenser?

Why the picture of the cabinets? Cus we were looking for new and I do believe that is the last set of cabinets ever made of real wood ( not particle board and laminate ) ever made….

Well that and my old lady actually decorated!

Sorry…..

by RoachKiller

Legally I can’t help you….. guessing you shouldn’t have spent all those years fucking with the guy who had done nothing but try to help……

Enjoy your just rewards! I know I will…..

I did a shitty…..

by RoachKiller

Job as a father! My oldest daughter who just got back from a month long vacation in Asia! Texted my wife asking if I would like a present, only it’s communist themed!

Satanic, communist anything anti-mainstream American, I would love a novelty Like that!

Look at my Russian hockey team jersey a buddy of mine who owns a music store in Moscow sent me! Hell yea!

My own daughter knows me not ;(

It’s a sad day! ;(

My guess…..

by RoachKiller

Without my posts, the batch of bullshit you’re trying to pass off as yours on social media Is as worthless as you are?

That would explain why all you pursed lipped granny ho’s, got so mad shortly after I stopped any and all posts to smedia!

Granny ho vagina!

I will also guess, y’all are gunna have to get jobs now…… like good granny ho’s should!

I mean it’s not like your old man is gunna get a fucking job!

Christmas 2024…..

by RoachKiller

Decided on an amount every person in the family gets! Bought every said person an individualized gift.

If it’s not good enough for ya, well fuck off then! I will gladly return it and get my money back! You then can again, fuck off.

I took the time to find each y’all an individualized gift. If that’s not good enough for ya? You can again, fuck off then!

You don’t like the size, color, or manufacturer. You can again fuck off then!

Ladies get a hand selected coach bag, men get a refurbed Bose sound bar! ( don’t worry, my actual family could give 2 shits about what I post on my WordPress blog! )

Family outside my immediate klan. I got y’all something I think you might need or want!

If I haven’t contacted you this year. Then you’re not on my Xmas list! As I am now choosing 1 family to buy for every year! That’s it, no more! If that’s not good enough for ya, you can fuck off then!

Merry Xmas, happy new year! If that’s not good enough for ya, then you can again fuck off then!

I believe…..

by RoachKiller

I can now say I have seen it all! I’ve been stuck on the road because of Buffalo elk deer, tarantulas, sheep horses. never a wild pack of Burrows!

Wow……

by RoachKiller

With friends like that, it’s nice to see that if you were to ever lose your job, you can call in a favor and get one of those high paying jobs in the food, service, or adult bookstore janitorial service industries!

We are all so jealous…..

Two things…..

by RoachKiller

You must have content for a search engine to index!

And these fucking things are that good! I don’t care they are refurbished! The 2 I bought for my personal tv’s are far beyond my 7.1 Yamaha surround system!

Well, not that good! Yet damn close! both looked brand new…… had to order more to give as presents!

When they say “ it fills the room with sound!” They ain’t kidding!

Sorry butt…..

by RoachKiller

I can’t take any of you seriously until you finally remove the used condoms from your buttholes!

Sorry…..

Lake havasu you! London bridge is to the left and freedom is to the right…..