Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

I guess…..

by RoachKiller

I can talk about it! I was recently informed I am driver of the year for the Salt Lake City terminal!

I get a plaque’ and a jacket! So groov’ay dude! I have another award to hang on the wall….

A new level…..

by RoachKiller

Of confidence and power…… so whoever you are, whom I just spoke with on the phone.

When you said you had good news. I was like hoping you were finally going to fire me! I mean 23 years of this nonsense is nonsensical, don’t you think?

Instead, you’re sending me another plaque’ and a jacket?

Of course I don’t know what to say! In my head I already had my truck packed and was thinking about where I was going to stop and get dinner on my way home!

I can appreciate the recognition, really I can. Yet the amount of plaques I have is ass-stounding!

Yet if you put my years of service on this jacket that’s totally gunna fuck up the slackers bullshit stories…. food for thought!

Any hoot, was just told I am the recipient of another slc major award! Well thank you! I appreciate it!

I won’t let it go to my head! I pinky swear! You still have to call me govna’ though…..

FYI, I don’t do company Xmas parties! Especially if they serve alcohol! Cus I know one of those fucking morons is gunna say something stupid!

The next thing you know, I’m breaking the beer bottle on the edge of the table and repeating slamming it into the 70 iq’ers heads…..

Merry Xmas, happy new year……

Now this is cool……

by RoachKiller

The old lady bought me this new skillet for the truck on my birthday! This thing is fucking cool! Uses less power than the old one!

Has a stone coating on the inside and is super deep! Did I mention it also has an ejection handle for the power plug?

I’m starting to think my old lady actually kinda likes me! 😉

Now if I could just find one that has leg levelers I would be golden!

Holy shit……

by RoachKiller

John Wayne works for Schaefer! Shocking, I know, but I just saw it with my own eyes. Only question I have is he walking bowlegged from riding horses or are his hemorrhoids flaring up??

The shit I think about…..

That was a…..

by RoachKiller

Good one! I got a kaboom with shrapnel every where!

Luckily I’m on a highway with not a lot of traffic so I walked back to pull the gators off the road!

That in itself almost caused 4 accidents! I shit ye not! the gators, not me! The sad part was one gator was parallel on the dotted line. While the other was parallel on the fog line.

Yet that was a seriously challenging situation for 4 people…… seriously!

My guess they were your trainees…..