Category: Road Food

Wow….

by RoachKiller

Those are really crispy and good! impressive feat for a vegan, gluten free cookie!

I will also say if I die of food poisoning it was probably from these….. 🙂

These too are good!

Omg….

by RoachKiller

I’m calling them fa’jit’as…..

Beef, butter nut squash, baby corn, yellow potatoes, snow pee, English cucumber, yellow peppers, onion, pear, carrot….

Topped with a sticky honey bbq sauce, Romain lettuce, Roma tomato, sour cream!

Cooked till a nice crunch on the veggies!

Why all these cooking posts? I spent the last 30 years eating road food! Nothing even close to what I’m eating every night at home! This stuff is gormet compared to road food!

So yea, I’m having a fucking blast…..

Welp I…..

by RoachKiller

Tried it! Was the breakfast buffet at $12.99 a lb good? Yes, was it worth $12.00 I spent? No!

Was it 100% vegan? I don’t know, Is pork vegan?

****UPDATE*****

Get the breakfast burrito for $5.54 it’s small but it’s real! The red skin taters rocked that fucker!

Omg….

by RoachKiller

Last time I had this for lunch! I was somewhere in Pennsylvania just trying to find some food! Although there all I had were French fries.

Here they don’t sell fries! They do however sell the best fucking sub sandwich I’ve eaten since finding vintages gas station over in new Jersey!

Omg it was fucking awesome!

Fuck subway, fuck Quiznos, fuck jimmy johns!

Oh and…..

by RoachKiller

Ladies and gents! That there is $85 food bill! Which includes $13.00 of fresh dog food! If you shop reasonable you can find killer deals!

Oh and $12 worth of lobster tails and a $9 wedge of fresh blue cheese! 12 – 2 liters of diet soda pop for $15, not to mention the 2 nice petite sirloins in there somewhere for like $7

I’m gunna eat like a fucking king for a week or so…..

Oh you didn’t…..

by RoachKiller

Hear the news did you!? The people who are instigating this batch of groupie bullshit are the same batch who’s online pedaphile ring we brought down those years ago!

So when I say “ friends of the pedoohile“ my guess I’m talking to you people who are not following me! But instead following what ever batch of stupid my “ groupies “ are putting up this year…..

Like I always say, “the shit never falls far from the asshole….“

Bwoop bwoop!

Roach.es is the only place you will find my stuff!

Bwoop bwoop!

Using regular…..

by RoachKiller

Coffee in my iced coffee brews now! I found the slight flavoring the fancy brands offer is cool and all. Yet a simple creamer does the same thing! Doh!

So this is what I’m drinking this week! That dark chocolate oat milk mixed with a tinge of egg nogg is a splendid mocha de-lite!

Oh and these stickers are the misspent time pealing the little stickers off the fruit I eat at work!

Tonight’s dinner will be nachos with the left over meat and cheese from last nights dinner!

Just don’t let me forget to get a can of beans on my way home from work!

Oh you don’t think….

by RoachKiller

These greedy, incompetent fucks of social media have any concept of right or wrong do you?

Anyhoot, I did live number 2 last night! Setting up that brand new positive grid amp!

I set the camera sideways for my 37 minute live and as expected. I received zero views or even hits! ROFLMAO!

Yet I still got credit for that live! Matter of fact because I set the camera sideways. It wouldn’t even let me save any of it for clips…..

Just an fyi for you budding posers….

Oh but that peach ice cream turned out killer! I will post the finale later today…..

Oh and at…..

by RoachKiller

The new job they have this rack that employees can take what they want! fer free!

So little by little I have been trying the merchandise! I will say the salad kits are ok! I say that cus I’m a fat fuck and they don’t put enough dressing in each kit! in my opinion….

The produce is excellent! Those romas fucking rock! Imho! Juicy, ripe and flavorful! Onions and potato’s are well, the usual!

The bags of broccoli and Brussel sprouts are good! Tight, crisp and veggie’ Licius…..

I also scored a large bottle of thin soy sauce! Which I know will taste great in my next batch of homemade ramen….. as soon as I figure out what the fuck thin soy sauce is….. 🙂

That pho place….

by RoachKiller

Is pretty good! Went there with my kid! Had a good time except for the trans people making a giant ruckus while we were eating!

I remember it well cus my daughter was wearing yoga pants that were way to tight for her bum and I had to give my dad opinion on that matter!

Did she listen? No, but dad made sure she knew his opinion! 😉

I don’t really…..

by RoachKiller

Feel much like cooking. I will not be able to top that stew any time soon!

Yet went to Freddie’s and scored a tuna steak and a lobster tail!

So the tuna will be brazed in an apple sauce while the lobster tail will be enjoyed in a garlic butter drizzle!

So that’s pretty much what’s for dinner tonight! Just think ladies. If you grew some initiate and walked up and said hello. You too could be eating what I’m making tonight….