Category: Road Food

I would also……

by RoachKiller

Like to give this Chinese buffet a thumbs up. Been a long time since I’ve had a Chinese buffet that wasn’t at Christmas time!

Unfortunately, I have no fucking idea what town it was in or what the name was…..

But it was good!

FYI, be happy you live in the PNW. They know what red sauce is supposed to taste like the Midwest and East Coast no Comprende Chinese red sauce……

Oh, and why are you Chinese restaurants rarely ever deveining the shrimp?

Hang tight…..

by RoachKiller

The old lady and I are on vacation in French Polynesia! Enjoying an outdoor meal at petit gâteau!

You were right, French food is good! I’m just still full from last night…..

Your old man was lying! He was scared shitless I was going to walk by and cunt punch him right in front of you!

Went by Deans…..

by RoachKiller

Today! Only the second time going since the change of management! This time the food was muuuuch better!

Prices went up a bit! Yet still a decent value for the money! Over all it’s like a new step dad! It ain’t the same, yet you’re gunna call him Fred rather than dad!

And the wife is still screaming, “ you’re not my dad!” she can’t call it deans! So we now refer to it as “ the place formerly known as deans!” Seriously!

Wich reminds me, she went online and read me some of the reviews! Some of you are seriously brutal and honestly I don’t see a reason! I will tell you that the name CUNT, IS QUIT FITTING FOR SOME OF YOU!

I’m guessing…..

by RoachKiller

The reason you ladies couldn’t tell what I was heating up in the truck stop microwave. Was due to the fact it fell within the range of your usual natural scent?

I will tell you this is some damn good lobster bisque with old bay goldfish! Damn good!

I was shocked…..

by RoachKiller

I walked into the men’s room at a Wally World store and there was no one jerking off!

I figured since that’s a very hot search topic all you only fans ho’s would be in there daily for content!

Oddly one of the nicest shitter I’ve been in…..

That’s how…..

by RoachKiller

It’s done pookie! Take notice of the mat under the skillet! Simple Amazon high heat cooking mat! Keeps the table from melting!

Best present my old lady ever done did buy me!

Uses a portion of the power a microwave does! Added buns, it cleans with the wipe of a cloth!

You still have to idle a bit for long cooks but nothing like a microwave!

Matter of fact lasko here uses more power than this fucking skillet!

Dinner last…..

by RoachKiller

Night was fucking awesome! Set this thing at 300 degrees. Put the lid on and wammo, in about 5 minutes you got pizza!

That skillet works fucking great! Not as fast as a microwave but tastes 10 times better!

Watch this……

by RoachKiller

Yeah, I can’t drink regular soda pop except on occasion. As it far too sweet for my taste buds. I will, however on occasion enjoy a grape or strawberry or pineapple Fanta out of the soda fountain!

As to how the fuck you twats can drink regular soda pop on a daily basis is beyond my fucking imagination!

my taste buds go back to when Tab was a favorite diet soda of the masses……

Omg good…..

by RoachKiller

Made dinner last night! Made whatever I had floating in the truck!

Oddly I had a pound of this half beef and half pork hamburger and some shrooms I found at a Walmart in Nebraska a while back! With some creamy chicken noodle packages I found!

Holy fuck! You put the 3 together you have one hell of an overdose in sodium, But well worth it!

That was good!

No that is not a glp-1, that would be a tube of neosporin for my tat! The hair is growing back and the Neosporin helps with healing and itching!

Hail satin! 😉

I think I…..

by RoachKiller

Need help! I think I’m a kinder bueno junky!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Help my cure my addiction!

Pilot and loves truck stops are evil pushers! Bastards gave me the first hit for free!