Category: Road Food

Oh you don’t think….

by RoachKiller

These greedy, incompetent fucks of social media have any concept of right or wrong do you?

Anyhoot, I did live number 2 last night! Setting up that brand new positive grid amp!

I set the camera sideways for my 37 minute live and as expected. I received zero views or even hits! ROFLMAO!

Yet I still got credit for that live! Matter of fact because I set the camera sideways. It wouldn’t even let me save any of it for clips…..

Just an fyi for you budding posers….

Oh but that peach ice cream turned out killer! I will post the finale later today…..

Oh and at…..

by RoachKiller

The new job they have this rack that employees can take what they want! fer free!

So little by little I have been trying the merchandise! I will say the salad kits are ok! I say that cus I’m a fat fuck and they don’t put enough dressing in each kit! in my opinion….

The produce is excellent! Those romas fucking rock! Imho! Juicy, ripe and flavorful! Onions and potato’s are well, the usual!

The bags of broccoli and Brussel sprouts are good! Tight, crisp and veggie’ Licius…..

I also scored a large bottle of thin soy sauce! Which I know will taste great in my next batch of homemade ramen….. as soon as I figure out what the fuck thin soy sauce is….. 🙂

That pho place….

by RoachKiller

Is pretty good! Went there with my kid! Had a good time except for the trans people making a giant ruckus while we were eating!

I remember it well cus my daughter was wearing yoga pants that were way to tight for her bum and I had to give my dad opinion on that matter!

Did she listen? No, but dad made sure she knew his opinion! 😉

I don’t really…..

by RoachKiller

Feel much like cooking. I will not be able to top that stew any time soon!

Yet went to Freddie’s and scored a tuna steak and a lobster tail!

So the tuna will be brazed in an apple sauce while the lobster tail will be enjoyed in a garlic butter drizzle!

So that’s pretty much what’s for dinner tonight! Just think ladies. If you grew some initiate and walked up and said hello. You too could be eating what I’m making tonight….

Ok ladies…..

by RoachKiller

Here is my recipe for stew!

If you have a bigger crock pot double it!

Add to your crock pot…..

1 container beef broth

About 1 cup of whatever wine you got!

1 small can tomato paste

1 can of crushed tomatoes!

Add Whatever seasonings you want! I added basil, garlic, Italian seasonings ( it’s a ready made bottle! ) and a pinch of rosemary! I will add sea salt and crushed pepper corn towards the end!

Add all this to your crock pot and stir vigorously! 😉

Chop 4 – 5 decent sized red potato’s, shrooms, 1 medium onion and 3 decent sized celery stalks and 3 carrots! ( I forgot celery! ;( also add uncooked pea’s if you wish!

Put all that in the crock pot and look at your hard work so far! 🙂 good job ladies and that 1 gay dude who reads my recipes!

Next add about 1 lb of decently blocked beef! ( it’s already cut for you at the store! Buy “ stew meat!”

Chop 1 kielbasa, whatever flavor you want! I used hickory flavored! And add about chopped ( just like the stew meat! ) half a slab of ham!

Put that all in the pot, look at your hard work and realize, fuck I need a bigger crock pot! Go look in the garage, you might have one. You might not!

Me, I looked and I did not have a bigger one! ;(

After that’s all in there! Drop a shot of whiskey on top!

Don’t ask me! My nephew gave this to me for Xmas one year! 😉

Then drop a good splash of Worcestershire sauce and just the tip of some a-1 sauce! put the top on the crock pot and…..

Now I started late so my temp is on high! You, you probably started before work. So put that sucker on low and get your ass to work!

And there ya go…..

by RoachKiller

Dinner is served! And probably breakfast, lunch and dinner the next few days!

( trying to dispose of all the truck food before I vamoos! )

So we got vegan macaroni with regular egg noodles. Lightly seasoned with Walmart brand meat sauce, ketchup, cheese and pepper! With a side of garlic bread! Which by the way turned out crispy and delicious!

Fuck me sideways….

by RoachKiller

I so forgot I even bought a loaf of garlic bread! Luckily it’s still soft and nothing obviously growing on it!

So it looks like sgetti and garlic bread for dinner tonight!

It still amazes me how much shit you can cook in this fucking skillet!

Best part is, when you’re done! Put some water in there, put the lid on. Turn it up to 300 degrees! Wammo a couple minutes later you wipe it out and it’s clean as fuck!

FYI, a smart person does the same thing before they cook in it too…..

I think…..

by RoachKiller

I want to try my hand the next time home at making vegetarian lasagna! If I can make it even close to that vegetarian lasagna, they sell at east side petro in Ontario California.

I will have accomplished my mission!

Told the…..

by RoachKiller

Chick at blackrock I wanted something frozen that tastes like a wine cooler!

May I present to you the pineapple, something else and pomegranate blended fuel…..

Damn near spot on minus the alcohol…..

Finger licking good…..

by RoachKiller

These lamb shanks are fucking stupendous!

Fucking perfect! Fall off the bone goodness!

My presentation sucks! But it was so good!

Whiskey basted Lamb shank on a bed of mashed potato’s with a side of garlic mesquite snow pea……

Second soak…..

by RoachKiller

Tried the raspberry mocha tonight! 24 hour soak and it’s quit a splendid coffee! Tastes good with milk and has the same, holy shit buzz with only a half filter load!

If you were to do a full filter like the directions say. You’re definitely going to need some serious “ watering down!”

Now since these beans are so fucking expensive I decided I would transfer the done coffee to pitchers and try a second soak on the same beans!

I will let you know tomorrow on how those turned out…..

Like this mornings cup, I did half coffee, half milk with 6 packets of Splenda! I am seriously feeling no pain right now! Super caffeinated so to speak!

Oh my goodness….

by RoachKiller

It smells like grandmas house on turkey day!

Shanks brazed!

Veggies softened! Pot in the oven, see ya in 2.5 to 3 hours! Only change I made to the recipe is I added half a can of tomato paste!

Jesus Christ it smells so good in here…..