Category: Revenge is sweet….

Don’t even…..

by RoachKiller

Tell me I’m the only one who,

Wakes up in the middle of the night! Hungry as fuck! Walks down to the fridge and stands there butt ass naked contemplating…..

I have a bag of Romain hearts, 2 defrosted steaks, a roll of defrosted ground turkey and like half a wheel of brie!

Am I awake enough to make the steaks or do I want to go the easy route and do a salad or como bread with brie? Maybe even throw down a couple turkey burgers?

All while Considering I still have half a bag of those really good croutons?

You will be happy to know, the croutons won!

Luckily for you, you didn’t have to see me make a salad butt ass naked! 😉

Ever wonder….

by RoachKiller

What it’s like to truly go viral on social media? Here ya go!

I promise you it’s not as much fun as you think….

I can take it with a grain of salt cus it’s nothing new. Some little grandma from Iowa wouldn’t take it nearly as well…..

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=122104578891257626&id=61587728795087

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=122104578891257626&id=61587728795087

Omg so good…..

by RoachKiller

The recipe for the batter is at the end! I added my spices in the batter….. I used my wok to fry the fish and chips! An air fryer was used to cook the clams In the half shell!

My personal choice is the darker side of the fry….

Oh so good!

I used Stella as my beer of choice!

Frozen Alaskan cod, ofcourse defrosted…..

Chips were fried In the same oil and I didn’t taste anything fishy….

Do you know…..

by RoachKiller

What a “ shark” is in internet terms? In my world that’s a person who is very knowledgable in all things internet, computers, coding and hacking!

A baby shark is someone who is just starting out and trying really hard to show me how smart or good they are! If they are trying to “ show me” they are obviously still baby sharks!

One, I don’t give a fuck and two, I don’t give a fuck!

I’m just kicking back watching the show! I could tell you how to increase your traffic 10 fold. Yet I’m tired of helping people like you for free!

Which in turn you turn around and fuck with me! it’s this weird bullshit ideology crazy people have! I help you, you fuck me over!

So I’ll drop hints here and there. Yet you will always be a baby shark in a giant ocean filled with phish….

My personal accounts are just that! They are my means to have a little fun and do what I do! By no means do I have any interest in becoming a big fish in a little pond! I do however enjoy watching yall flounder…..

So sending your low rent accounts for me to look at not only makes me giggle but proves everything mentioned above…..

See ya, little baby sharks…..

You’re a fucking…..

by RoachKiller

Troll brah! You think you found a weak link you can fuck with to make yourself look like a big man!

In reality you found someone who can and will destroy you and yours! Jealousy, greed and stupidity is definitely you and yours downfall!

So while you and yours are busy trolling your “ victims “ on smedia!

Me and mine are actually destroying yours! Comprende’?

So unless you want an eye for an eye and everyone on smedia land knowing your a convicted kiddie toucher! I would recommend you and yours get back to pretending your real truck drivers, internet entrepreneurs and porn peddlers…..

ROFLMAO…..

by RoachKiller

You ever find something that is just fabulous to eat. Then find out it’s gnarly after effects?

It’s no Brie but spread this stuff on some fresh toasted como bread. Omg it’s fucking killer!

Only problem is you will smell like a dirty jock strap afterwords…..

The smell afterwords far exceeds its yummyness…..

Yet if smelling like dick is cool to you! Give it a try!