Category: Revenge is sweet….

I evar…..

by RoachKiller

Tell you why I keep my wallet in any pocket other than a back pocket?

I was in Nashville at a checkout. Waiting to buy lunch. Hands full etc…..

As I’m standing there this bitch just slams into me right? All while feeling a hand grabbing my ass! I was like hey, say scuse me next time you fucking wanker!

Her and her cohort ran fast outta there!

At the time I was driving a truck with a piece of shit seat. So I kept my wallet cause it was really fucking thick with truck stuff cards. I kept it on my back in my waistband…..

So other than the fact, she copped a free feel she didn’t get shit!

So now you know, the reason why I keep my wallet in any other pocket besides my back pocket…..

When you say…..

by RoachKiller

Things out loud! People listen, even people who you didn’t even know were anywhere near you…..

There is a sucker born every minute! You and yours, you are the poster children for that cause….

And this is….

by RoachKiller

Why my x wife says I’m a monster asshole that has a sex drive that is too much for her…..

Oddly she also says my dick is too big for her mouth! Which is weird considering how much she loves to flap those fucking lips…..

When you sign up for those hair growth ads. There is always a commission being sent to someone! I was the one who received those commissions!

If you want to regrow your hair, go to your doctor and ask for a 1mg – 5mg finasteride script! Costs like $10 a month! Then go to the pharmacia and get there otc minoxidil stuff!

Use it for 6 months – to a year and you will see a big difference in your hair, you fucking vain assholes! 🙂

Also pay attention to your blood pressure! Minoxidil says right on the bottle, “ can cause heart racing and high blood pressure!”

Ingesting the stuff can fubar you beyond believe! Next time do your research, dumbass’s!

What are…..

by RoachKiller

The chances I come to work today to find all the doors locked on the truck I’m driving today?

Oh and this is the truck where the spare key doesn’t fit the door! Pretty much cleaned out the rack of spare truck keys!

Found one that worked! I don’t really have the energy to walk the stairs again for the 4th time today! So I’ll take these spare keys with me today!

Sorry, but I do believe yall have some issues to deal with…..

Look who….

by RoachKiller

Is seriously desperate! Who is so broke they had to come all the way from crazy town again to start up some shit ROFLMAO!

Yup that’s right buddy! I’m headed to work! You’re not welcome to follow or even interact! Cus if you or your crazy town members do, your gunna need those million dollar lawyers again….

Bwoop bwoop!

You don’t think that’s what all those porn bot followers are there for do ya?

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

When this overseas release only, prototype jersey showed up. It was the wrong size and I was too fat to wear it!

Today is a much different story! Fucker is way baggy and fits like a 4x goalie, only better!

Bwoop bwoop!

Unfortunately it doesn’t have my pentagram logo and numbered 666, but hey it’s still fucking cool!

Don’t be looking at my pp bulge lady! My eyes are ip here…..

Oh and the reason all those jerseys look like alter boy alb’s? It totally went along with the theme….

Oh princess….

by RoachKiller

Aka, little man! If I admit to committing a crime and it’s not past the statutes of limitations. I never name anyone nor usually do I tell you exactly what I did!

In this case, and pretty much in all cases concerning you and your little friends. If I want you to know who’s responsible. I always do it after the fact!

In your case, I did it about a month ago…. Go look, it’s all right there in your log files! Look for a South Pacific ip address and an extremely funky USA ip…..

Just doing my part to be a monster cunt like you….

Ciao…..

P.s. I think I might actually have the ph balance on the front yard to a decent level! I see almost zero moss anywhere in it…..

Weeds on the other hand are kicking my ass!

You remember….

by RoachKiller

Those drivers that all got popped for dirty ua’s after weed became legal in their states? ROFLMAO!

I wonder what they are doing now? I’ll bet you they are the reason the feds started the clearinghouse!

OK PEOPLE!

It is illegal to smoke weed or do any other “ ILLEGAL DRUG “ even if it becomes legal in your state!

Unless the feds remove it from the schedule 1 roster! It is illegal for a truck driver like you to use…. You can buy weed all you want…..

Ingesting it is illegal for you, Mr. Cdl holder……

Oh and to all you alcoholics who drive a truck! It is illegal for you to have any form of alcohol in your cab!

So say you go to a store and buy a 5th of vodka while you’re on your route! That’s perfectly legal! If you either drink or put that 5th of vodka in the cab of your truck opened or not opened! You are now fucked!

Depending on your company policy. As far as I know, if you have your receipt and put the alcohol in your trailer. That is legal!

I’m not that desperate of an alcoholic so none of this really concerns me! Yet you people it sure does…..