Category: Home Life

Using regular…..

by RoachKiller

Coffee in my iced coffee brews now! I found the slight flavoring the fancy brands offer is cool and all. Yet a simple creamer does the same thing! Doh!

So this is what I’m drinking this week! That dark chocolate oat milk mixed with a tinge of egg nogg is a splendid mocha de-lite!

Oh and these stickers are the misspent time pealing the little stickers off the fruit I eat at work!

Tonight’s dinner will be nachos with the left over meat and cheese from last nights dinner!

Just don’t let me forget to get a can of beans on my way home from work!

Told you….

by RoachKiller

This Charles Manson shirt pisses old folks off! ROFLMAO! Did you see how hard the clerk at canned food outlet slapped that stamp on my receipt? That they don’t normally put on the receipts! ROFLMAO!

Even I, on occasion need to have fun! If it’s something as simple as my “ never trust a hippie” shirt with Charles Mansons face on it! I’ll take it!

You should see what happens when I wear my “ Jesus is a cunt” tshirt! ROFLMAO!

Really…..

by RoachKiller

Would a gay man wear anything close to this? I think not!

Speaking of gay men. Remember that petit black guy who rolled for I think Shaffer? He lived around here somewhere.

The last thing I heard was, he knocked himself out when he opened the truck door? ( he could have also been the guy who burned his entire face and upper torso when he opened the coolant reservoir while the engine was hot? )

Anyways, I pulled into the dc last night after my first monster fucking run. Lo and behold, I think he was the driver who rolled in behind me!

I wonder what “ accident “ he will have here…..

Like I said, all that Crete stupidity stopped with me when I left Crete! So I didn’t bring it up….. ( I really wanted to though….. )

Sorry ladies……

by RoachKiller

If you don’t want me to get back together with my soon to be x old lady. Then yall are gunna have to start taking one for the team! Cus I am definitely an old horny mother fucker!

So either put up or shut up! Cus if you ain’t fucking me, you ain’t got any say in what I do…..

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

I was thinking of cashing in a favor with my nephew! He’s like an assistant manager or manager of I think the McMinnville Fred meyers store! ( you will know it’s the right store when you see a goody guy with the same last name as me! )

Anyhoot, every fucking time I go to the self check out at my local store. The mother fucking clerks in charge of that section are always flapping their lips about something!

I don’t know about you but if I’m doing there job. They had better be extremely attentive to me and my needs at this experience! Last time I checked I ain’t getting union wages to the job or even a 401k! Matter of fact I didn’t even get any training to do there jobs…..

So I’m thinking about cashing in a favor with my nephew and seeing about getting some good people working that section!

I dig my local Freddie’s but I also know they get paid very well to make sure my experience goes simple and easy….. so make my experience simple and easy…..

Why are…..

by RoachKiller

The glass containers so much cheaper than the plastic shit? I bought those 2 for $5.99 each! Other than it doesn’t have an airtight seal. It will outlast the plastic versions by forever? wtf

But simple sealed plastic bags solve that airtight issue…..

You might see in the picture. They had the same style 1 gallon jars as I already have but the Amazon version is built much better….. now to order a good grease pencil and I’ll be in business!

Added bonus, with the jar / bag idea. You can place more than one kind of whatever in the same jar…..

Well since today….

by RoachKiller

Is my day to relax! I’m thinking you ladies want to join me to find some matching rice and bean jars?

Since those piles of shit you call “ honey” are at work I’ll gladly take you with me! Cus you got time! 🙂

How do you…..

by RoachKiller

Know you have reached enlightened adult hood? When your dog lets out a massive fart and you say, “ you feel better? That was the farty mcfart farts of farts, girl!”

I will now be sucked off ( a ghost tv show reference!) to heaven! Pure enlightenment has occurred…..

FYI, we now call her red! as the new hair that’s coming back from her time in the truck is all red! Like mine…..

So which of…..

by RoachKiller

You ladies would like to go get some scented candles and a duvet for that wicked awesomely warm new blanket?

Oh and some fucking pillow cases…..

This here…..

by RoachKiller

I will be enjoying tonight! The safest possible way to fuck an old British prisoner without the chance of catching scurvy and syphallis

Exactly as thick as I was looking for! Super warm and comfy! I’ll try it tonight and go find a duvet cover tomorrow…..