At canned food outlet! $10 for a case! It’s actually really good and burpy……
Got this stuff…..
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Oh and ladies…..
by RoachKiller For $15 you can get a 5 pack of car charge ports! So you really have no need to steal ones that were left behind!
Or is that too expensive for you? poor bastards!
Got bored…..
by RoachKiller So I wrote a little ditty that messages me every time you or your little friends connect to one of my cameras. In or outside the network!
You’re a nosey little cunt ain’t you?
As you can see, my omelet turned to scrambled eggs again ;(
Don’t be mad…..
by RoachKiller I made due with the bargains I could find a few days before Xmas! 😉
Added bonus when the clock strikes 12:00 the Santa turns off and falls behind my giant balls…..
Fucking piss…..
by RoachKiller Me off! You think that if you spend that much on Xmas candles. They would have them to you before Xmas! wtf?
Yes…..
by RoachKiller I thought about it too! But in the sense of decency I didn’t do it! Have to wait until tonight to see how the projector does…..
That’s what…..
by RoachKiller A $150 worth of groceries looks like! Well in my defense, that is a $40 ham…..
After that fat gift card work gave me I’m still in $75!
What’s the plan…..
by RoachKiller For today? I’m gunna give 17 and 22 a spin! Put my big balls on the lawn for everyone to ogle!
Take pup pup for a walk, go grocery shopping! Maybe work on my omelette flipping technique so I don’t make scrabbled eggs again today!
Work on the studio! ( I got those 3 30” monitors I finally have to install On my desktop! )
Oh and buy a cheap vacuum with a hose attachment to suck the 1” of dust of all my shelf queen rc cars…..
Oh and make the bed! I promised someone I would send them a pic of how I finished my extremely comfortable and enjoyable bed! 🙂
Oh and maybe think of an idea on what to do with Lincolncity.net
Unlike people like….
by RoachKiller You! I can actually have 1 beer with dinner and be content!
Who you….
by RoachKiller Trying to bully, brah? All these years and you still need me to be the big brain to power your stupidity!
Ouch for you! ROFLMAO!
Meanwhile I’m just doing my own thing and being loyal to the one who was loyal to all of you in your times of need!
I highly recommend yall crawl back into the holes in which you came from to never be seen again! Cus homeboy ain’t gunna be the big brain for any of you ever again! Comprende’?
They tell me…..
by RoachKiller That business is kind of slow on the coast! Go spend the week or weekend at the coast people! Ocean people need love too!
Yes those are brown tomatoes…. So fucking good!
What do I buy…..
by RoachKiller For Xmas presents to my nieces and nephews? This year each get a handheld retro game thingy! While the family gets a build a gummy bear kit to do together!
While family outside my local gets a nice box of Godiva chocolate to share amongst each other….. simple, budget friendly and thoughtful!
Cus that’s how an uncle rolls! Brah!
Picked these…..
by RoachKiller Up at work last night! Definitely can’t wait to try them! Of course after I verify the use by date! Cus I’m rather untrusting of brown tomatoes! 🙂
So ladies…..
by RoachKiller Who wants to be the first to come over and help me try out these new pillows? I got cooling and bamboo clump pillows?
Added bonus I’m trying out these Egyptian cotton cases too!
Told ya…..
by RoachKiller I got huge mother fucking balls, brother!
Inflating number 2 just so I can continue to walk funny…..
I’m too lazy to drag out the air compressor so tire compressor it is!
No dude what’s cool…..
by RoachKiller Is you walk into your local canned food outlet and the guy that owns the place is shelving product and helping you find the breakfast stuff!
Cus like him, you to think the frozen uncrustables are a breakfast food too! 🙂
That’s fucking cool!
Look what I…..
by RoachKiller Forgot about! All this grub in the fridge in the garage! Looks like I won’t need to buy any food for Xmas dinner! Yay!
Gunna smoke a turkey, make deviled eggs and have an enjoyable day!
Also any of you have a Samsung fridge? The x wife had this thing set way to low which is causing greens in the crisper to even freeze! How the fuck do I turn the temp up on the fridge portion of the show?
Welp…..
by RoachKiller Not a lot of damage from last nights storm! A few broken twigs, another broken limb on the tree in the front yard! ( so glad I topped the cherry tree earlier this year! It would have toppled for sure! )
No fence damage, no roof damage! ( I have all the lumber now to replace the fence just need some fucking time to do it! )
What I’m impressed with is the fact all 3 garbage cans are upright! When the storm woke me up last night. I was just sure they were blown to Kansas….
Anyhoot, I went to make an omelette for bfast and realized I have no hashbrowns or sausage! So see ya, off to the store I go…..
I am also seriously glad I have all my major electronics on a battery back up! I only have 2 clocks to reset! Yay!
A little problem……
by RoachKiller Your going to have is, I already know who the liars are, who the thieves are, who the ones who really have no idea what they are doing are and I also know who the ones to trust are!
I also know who the drunks are! Oddly, there is more than one…..
But for the most part, I’m having a great time at the new job! It’s the exact same variation as Crete only I’m home every night! Added bonus, as a newbie. I’m already hated!
Don’t worry, give it time. You will learn to hate me for other various reasons! I guarantee it!…..
Well it’s Friday and I’m busy putting air in my giant balls…..
P.s. I can also tell you who have sever back issues, but ain’t letting on…..
Well shit…..
by RoachKiller I thought I was going to get away with zero Xmas shopping. Then I realized tonight when I was buying new pillows that I have nieces and nephews to buy for!
Well shit!
Oh and now is the time to buy fake Xmas trees and decorations!
