by RoachKiller Even with moist briquettes I pulled it off! Fucking turned out great! The pears and apple chunks added to the stuffing, killer!
The white potatoes hand mashed with skins on, killer! Coleslaw, killer! Maple and honey spiral ham, killer! Bbq corn, killer!
Next we move on tom pie and cheese cake!
That’s a wrap…..
by RoachKiller I could have been a drunk or a drug addict very easily! Nope, I chose the drug free route, drove 5,000,000 accident free miles! Spent 30 years of my life doing it!
Now I’m standing outside in the rain at noon on Christmas Day firing up the bbq just to smoke a ham!
Sometimes I wonder if I chose the wrong path! 😉
by RoachKiller My place! He will also be here several times next week to drop the stuff he forgot for Xmas!
As long as he doesn’t fuck with Mika’s hump bed. Everything will be alright…..
by RoachKiller To be a productive uncle! 🙂 next year it’s mini bullhorns for all!
by RoachKiller Home made coconut shrimp tacos! Omg so good! street style and traditional Taco Bell style…..
Romain hearts, chopped onion, chopped tomatoes, cheddar cheese, a splash of light soy sauce, and a drizzle of sweet chili sauce, thousand island dressing and mayonnaise…..
I learned this technic at the Jose mangen school of taco bending for stoners….
by RoachKiller In the 23 years I drove for Crete. I was only not home for Xmas 1 year! After that 1 year I learned to do what I had to do to make sure I was home!
I’ll tell you I had tom as a dispatcher! The best dispatcher I had there! We couldn’t stand each other but somehow we found a way to work together!
Usually I would be a monster cunt until I got what I wanted! TWords the end I think he gave up and just gave me what he knew I wanted!
Long loads and my 12,000 miles a month!
I tried the breing nice bullshit! Got me nowhere! Being a raging cunt got me everywhere! Not only with him but everyone else in dispatch!
So next time it’s about 2 weeks from Xmas. If you live in the west coast. You know you’re going to hit snow somewhere enroute home! Not to mention you will have to throw chains atleast once to get to pdx!
So keep your eye on the weather but start about 2 weeks out making sure they know your due home! Over and over and over!
Also make sure you’re ready to do what you gotta do to get over the mountain…..
And since when does the garbage man come on Xmas day? NEVER!
by RoachKiller Here ya go….
And for lunch I’ll be making coconut shrimp tacos…..
by RoachKiller Like mini explosions in your mouth! These are fucking awesome!
by RoachKiller Seen this many rainbows since the last time something really good happened!
Huh, well only thing open is plaid pantry and they even have the shelf stockers working today! That’s cold af!
What I’m rolling to today!
by RoachKiller Makers for the kids! Courtesy of the manager of the guitar center Beaverton!
Oh and today has been a good day of being followed around by retards and thieves!
Yall need to explain yourselves when you walk by talking!
Cus honestly the 80’s muscle pants and the guilty looks on your face are a dead giveaway!
by RoachKiller Totally! You pay $375 for 2 pairs of glasses and they make you look like a meth head! Free of charge! Bwoop bwoop!
Cool you?
by RoachKiller If the x wife will be able to buy everyone’s love this year with mass quantities of presents?
Me, everyone got 1 decent present! If it’s not good enough for ya! We’ll then return it and fuck off!
That’s probably why you didn’t get anything from me this year, huh?
( If you need a mower I found this on the neighbors corner this morning at 05:00 when I took the garbage out thinking it was Thursday….. )
by RoachKiller All I need are mass quantities of candy to put in each kids bag! Some noise makers! ( hey I’m a proud uncle! That’s an uncle thing to do! 🙂
Oh and tissue paper…..
by RoachKiller You spend a few bucks and a few hours cleaning! Your place will slowly turn into a home!
Everything has their place, their container…..
by RoachKiller The hail satan grift wrap set!
It looks great as long as you don’t look at it from any side view! 😉 hey in my defense I never said I could wrap……
Unfortunately I have no idea how to spell any of there names! Hell most of them I can’t even remember there names!
I’m a face guy…..
by RoachKiller You will notice my followers are on a spree! Once again I have been connected to a porn bot follower system! they do nothing but increase your views and annoy the fuck out of you!
Last time I deleted over 3000 porn bot followers off my account! This time I’m just gunna let um go!
Now there is also a glitch in the tik tok matrix!
See where it says “ account not found?” That would be my ex wife! Now the glitch is when she is online. I will flip open the app and for a brief second or 3 or 4, her picture will show!
Which tells me she is online and using the app! Do I care? Nope! It does however give me a split second opportunity to finally block her if I choose!
Well that and if I was a stalker I could use that as an opportunity…..
by RoachKiller Yes avocados look like old man testicles if he went a month straight taking viagra…..
See ya! I got 2 days in a row off!
by RoachKiller That is the greatest present anyone has ever bought me! Well besides all the gifts the kids gave me over the years…..
Will this make me an honorary member? 🙂
by RoachKiller Some feathers! Lately I’ve been getting complaints from customers! I haven’t a clue as to who the fuck to tell them to contact!
So today, using my most recent experiences as examples. I asked the night guy!
Now I’m not a pussy! If I’m saying it to the night boss. I have no problems saying it to the accused!
Like I did tonight! Yet by doing this it really seams to have ruffled some feathers! Honestly wasn’t trying to. I was literally trying to find out the info!
Cua these customers look at me like I have any power to help!
FYI, I don’t…..
Still having a blast! Got a new regular route. That one starts at the end of the week!
Yes, I’m still having a blast! And yes, I’m quit aware a lot of people live miserable lives and wish to take you with them! But thanks for the info….. I’ve driven OTR for 30 years! I’m quit aware of the miserable lives scenario…..
by RoachKiller Yall are in the wrong neighborhood! Don’t yall live on the other side of the tracks? You know, down there in the slums of yuppy ville and lands of gentrification?
Anyhoot, just kicken back watching the friends of the pedo and the fake forensic computeroligist…..
Must be a Holliday week……
Anyhoot! Got plenty of wrapping to do! See ya!