Category: Ford Fender

Oddly…..

by RoachKiller

Took sometime last night to practice on both of them! Couldn’t find the phone I used to program the amp last time. So I had to use the default shit! I was fully tuned down a half step and came up with this wonderfully evil riff…..

This explains why I’m again recording my practice sessions! If I can remember it and the amp settings. I’ll definitely try it on the new guitar coming my way today…..

I will tell you it sounds much better on the e2 over the s2…..

I woke up…..

by RoachKiller

Late this morning! Sat on the couch, had a large bowl of colon cleansing granola and honey bunches of o’s!

The next thing I know I wake up to this….. chew still in lip and raging morning wood, wooding? wtf?

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

Yall are extremely lucky I’m an honest guy! Who has zero interest in fucking with you or your truck!

In this instance I easily could have had my way with you and your truck! Especially if you were one of the countless mindblowing stupid fucks who fucked with me over the years!

But I’m not and I know that you and yours are probably already receiving a royal ass fucking by karma and her friends…..

Besides, the chick working the register at that store was kinda hot…..

Told you….

by RoachKiller

This Charles Manson shirt pisses old folks off! ROFLMAO! Did you see how hard the clerk at canned food outlet slapped that stamp on my receipt? That they don’t normally put on the receipts! ROFLMAO!

Even I, on occasion need to have fun! If it’s something as simple as my “ never trust a hippie” shirt with Charles Mansons face on it! I’ll take it!

You should see what happens when I wear my “ Jesus is a cunt” tshirt! ROFLMAO!

Really…..

by RoachKiller

Would a gay man wear anything close to this? I think not!

Speaking of gay men. Remember that petit black guy who rolled for I think Shaffer? He lived around here somewhere.

The last thing I heard was, he knocked himself out when he opened the truck door? ( he could have also been the guy who burned his entire face and upper torso when he opened the coolant reservoir while the engine was hot? )

Anyways, I pulled into the dc last night after my first monster fucking run. Lo and behold, I think he was the driver who rolled in behind me!

I wonder what “ accident “ he will have here…..

Like I said, all that Crete stupidity stopped with me when I left Crete! So I didn’t bring it up….. ( I really wanted to though….. )

Sorry ladies……

by RoachKiller

If you don’t want me to get back together with my soon to be x old lady. Then yall are gunna have to start taking one for the team! Cus I am definitely an old horny mother fucker!

So either put up or shut up! Cus if you ain’t fucking me, you ain’t got any say in what I do…..

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

I was thinking of cashing in a favor with my nephew! He’s like an assistant manager or manager of I think the McMinnville Fred meyers store! ( you will know it’s the right store when you see a goody guy with the same last name as me! )

Anyhoot, every fucking time I go to the self check out at my local store. The mother fucking clerks in charge of that section are always flapping their lips about something!

I don’t know about you but if I’m doing there job. They had better be extremely attentive to me and my needs at this experience! Last time I checked I ain’t getting union wages to the job or even a 401k! Matter of fact I didn’t even get any training to do there jobs…..

So I’m thinking about cashing in a favor with my nephew and seeing about getting some good people working that section!

I dig my local Freddie’s but I also know they get paid very well to make sure my experience goes simple and easy….. so make my experience simple and easy…..

So the guy….

by RoachKiller

Who trained me those two weeks has a niece who is looking to play guitar! I remembered I had this thing on the block!

Never made it to a video! So I figure he’ll with it….. enjoy!

ROFLMAO…..

by RoachKiller

Just talked to the guitar tech where my hello kitty guitar sits! He’s gunna drop a shawbucker in it and set it up with my nyxl’s!

Ewww I’m getting excited…..

It’s a cool…..

by RoachKiller

Strap and all but I prefer my guitars to hang where women’s panties she be! Closer to there ankles!

I tried that solo, can’t do it with the guitar in that position! It has to sit much lower for me to do it comfortably…..

Time to order another strap extender….. my fav strap is 72” long and it sits perfectly…. FYI!

Also, as to why anyone would ever pass up one of these s2 594 mccarty’s is beyond my realm of comprehension…..

I haven’t…..

by RoachKiller

Splurged on much of anything lately! Yet when my fucking comforted ripped. I decided I would update it all!

So I ordered a bedspread and a nice blanket! Little did I know I wouldn’t be able to find any really thick blankets anywhere!

So I splurged! They tell me sleeping with this blanket is like fucking your favorite British inmate, only without the scurvy and possible syphilis treatments…..

Now to find a cool duvet cover….. if it even needs one!