Category: Ford Fender

I stopped…..

by RoachKiller

Watching “ meet Kevin “ on YouTube shortly after the pandemic! He spends hours a day using words to blind you with bullshit and suck your time for profit!

Today I get a YouTube alert from him saying, “ prepare!”

Here is my reply,

“Stopped watching your vids years ago! I still get YouTube alerts! Last one said, “ prepare!” I need clarification on this? Prepare for running out of toilet paper, prepare for an unexpected condom breakage? Prepare to become a multi-millionaire in the crypto game? What? Cmon, the suspense is killing me! What do I need to prepare for?”

FYI, that’s what powered me through today’s work!

Sorry but….

by RoachKiller

I’ve been sitting here for an hour playing those guitars. Just like this…..

I decided I’ll be keeping that g&l tribute doheny! Starting to grow on me! If that epi 339 ever starts to suck plugged in. It sounds fabulous unplugged…..

I lit…..

by RoachKiller

This candle last night! One of the x’s she left behind! Figured why not! Why burn the good shit when I can burn the bad shit first!

Anyhoot! I fell asleep and was awoken to gnarly black smoke and popping noises coming from the candle!

Not a little, a lot! Luckily the smoke alarm sent me an alert that there was smoke in the house! Cus that candle was a bonfire when I woke up!

Seriously! That was a fucked up candle!

Now see….

by RoachKiller

If I were a complete dick! I would have ignored the gas guy coming out to turn off the gas. As he can’t get to the gas meter with a locked gate!

So I could have carried an unpaid gas bill in the x old ladies name for a good 6+ more months!

Yet I decided that I would be honest and pay the past due amount today! While also taking over the bill starting also today!

So any previous balance is now the responsibility of the x while moving forward I’m responsible!

See she can be an obnoxious drugged out cunt all she wants! I’ll be taking the high road the whole way through this! Why? Cus I’m not a cunt like her!

I’m telling ya people! Drugs are fucking bad! Don’t do drugs! Don’t be a cunt! If you don’t do drugs, more than likely you won’t be a cunt!

What I’m finding out though is she had been lying to me for years about how much the monthly house bills were!

By my count, including internet I’m looking at a whopping liberal estimate of $350 a month! ROFLMAO! Wow! I really am feeling sorry for this lady!

Not that sorry but enough I’m shaking my head and wondering how psychotic is she…..

My day is…..

by RoachKiller

Complete! I was called “dog” by a woman wearing an Alice In Chains shirt! Which surpasses being called “ boo” by a black woman in Birmingham Alabama with 17” fingernails!

Bwoop bwoop!

Yea I can do it…..

by RoachKiller

But my vocal effects processor is being pushed to the max! Harmonizer and key drop is really pushing it…..

Added bonus I have those matching Les Paul’s! 666 and 667….. unless he wants to play the matching Jackson mars crackles?

Unless he has his own ultras that’s all I got to offer up for dualing banjos…..

Just thinking out loud again!

Unless he wants to do strats? I own damn near every color Strat ever made…..