Category: Ford Fender

I am officially…

by RoachKiller

A grandpa as of one hour ago! Baby a has been hatched! We all await the hatching of baby B!

So upon this outcome, I can no longer use the word Gramps as a derogatory name for old people! So now I may only refer to them as geezers, geriatrics or old people. As I don’t want to confuse you into thinking, I’m talking about myself……

I would like to say congratulations to my beautiful daughter and her husband! I cannot wait to see some pictures of these two beautiful young lads.

And delusions of Granger are already dancing through my head as to how I can spoil these two little kids as only a grandpa can…..

I have no……

by RoachKiller

Idea what the slackers are up to. I do know if they are posting anything slanderous, illegal, or untrue they’ll pay for it in the end!

But that’s neither here nor there. I’m busy doing my thing. I’m sorry that bothers you, but I really don’t fucking care……

I would also……

by RoachKiller

Like to give this Chinese buffet a thumbs up. Been a long time since I’ve had a Chinese buffet that wasn’t at Christmas time!

Unfortunately, I have no fucking idea what town it was in or what the name was…..

But it was good!

FYI, be happy you live in the PNW. They know what red sauce is supposed to taste like the Midwest and East Coast no Comprende Chinese red sauce……

Oh, and why are you Chinese restaurants rarely ever deveining the shrimp?

See brah…..

by RoachKiller

I have been dealing with some seriously mentally fucked up people for many fucking years!

I learned early on to do my research before doing business with certain types of people!

A simple name and guestament age. I can damn near hand you the persons life story within 30 minutes!

If they have a business license. I can tell you everything within 10 minutes! Hell I can even tell you current and past employees, sometimes even friends and family info if I spend another 5 minutes working at it!

Best part is, they don’t even have to give me their WiFi password anymore! I can sit on a beach blanket, on a window sill and within minutes I can have full access! Hell if there are passers by. I can even give you there data!

The difference between you and me. I never fuck with anyone who hasn’t fucked with me first! I even often times offer up a honey pot just to gain what I need! ( by the way, that works great for stupid people! )

Yet for the most part. I have zero interest in anyone or anything! I mind my own business until someone forces me not to…..

Praise sweet baby Jesus!

Don’t worry……

by RoachKiller

Your God already got me back for my last post. I know speaking ill of the damned is bad Mojo. Yet I just had to get it out.

So in return the mojo, and your God decided to hide a large amount of wasabi on the backside of my piece of sushi for lunch. So now my tongue is a little burnt and I’m talking funny. Like I have a retainer in or something, it’s funny.

This is why you never speak ill of the damned!

Let them rot in hell as they will……

Got a bunch…..

by RoachKiller

Of vaccines 2 days ago! Didn’t get hit with any after effects until yesterday! Made it through it but god damn, that’s obviously what being run over by a car has got to feel like!

Seriously achy and sore! I had to crawl in a trailer to sweep it out. I complained the whole fucking time! There was no hair of the dog for that discomfort!

Luckily I am a trained professional and know that 3 ibuprofen every 3 days helps. But doesn’t cure all!

I want this sign!

The very first…..

by RoachKiller

Ko propo radio I ever bought was from Tammie’s hobbies! I go there now and they don’t even know what it is! It’s a sad day ;(

But if I’m spending that kind of money I definetly want one in my hands first!

Cus the one I’m looking at is damn near double that price…..

Ain’t much…..

by RoachKiller

Of a lawn left but god damn it! I got my workout and a compost barrel filled with what was my lawn!

Oh and if you were wondering why I suddenly started watering my lawn yesterday! Well how you say, if I hadn’t it would have been a dust bowl here today…..

Wish I…..

by RoachKiller

Would have known about this machine years ago! Although a buttload of work! This thing makes easy work of dethatching!

I’m sure if I do it every year it wouldnt be this much work now! Definitely going to make reseeding easier!

Not only does it damn near de-weed it yanks every bit of moss out of the grass! <———~ remember that!

I’ll repost the finished product later…..

FYI, the weight of a case of beer helps the tines dig in better!

It’s simple…..

by RoachKiller

After having to constantly replace the sprinkler heads after the kids would mow the lawn. Yea I stopped using it!

So I went and picked up this really adjustable, cheap sprinklers from ace hardware! I was shocked how adjustable these things are! From a small area to a large area these things actually work better than the inground system!

Added bonus you can daisy chain them together and basically do the same shit an in ground does only without the monster hassle!

$18 for 2 at ace…..

Longevity is unknown but I’m sure you can get atleast a summer out of them…..

Hang tight…..

by RoachKiller

The old lady and I are on vacation in French Polynesia! Enjoying an outdoor meal at petit gâteau!

You were right, French food is good! I’m just still full from last night…..

Your old man was lying! He was scared shitless I was going to walk by and cunt punch him right in front of you!

Been thinking…..

by RoachKiller

Am I the only one who also thinks that online whores! Aka only fan whores should be required to wear a W on the front of their clothing!

That way everyone in public near her or him will know that they could expose themselves and make content at any time!

Really, I think I will ask Trump to see about making that law…..