Category: Ford Fender

My fav thing she said in court….

by RoachKiller

I destroyed her mom’s antique roll top desk! The desk that her mom had bought from mo duk pi kung fu studio. That was made of pressed particle board and brads!

Oddly the very same exact desk she told me to throw away a while back cus it wasn’t anything special…..

Yet when I brought up finding her mass quantities of thc vape and flower products. That’s when it came to an end……

Yo twat…..

by RoachKiller

Your mechanic shirt snitched you off! Only question I have is, does the client that actually owns that corvette know your driving like shit with his car?

Slowly it turns…..

by RoachKiller

Into a room where family and friends can enjoy time together!

Even the dog is like, hell yea! She’s actually watching tv again!

I do think I’m going to move it all down closer to the tv wall!

I do need to remove all the old alarm system sensors off the walls and windows! As the new one uses better shit…..

I hope one…

by RoachKiller

Ream of paper is enough? I got an awful lot of chat logs to download and print.!

Luckily, when I bought the new printer, I bought an extra thing of ink, so I’m good there…

So if your interpretation of the Bible…..

by RoachKiller

Is correct gramps! Then every morning god too wakes up. Puts on his lady hair. Coats an inch of makeup on and spends the day driving his 18 wheeler pretending to be a woman?

I’m correct in gods logic? Yes?

Also, why would god pull a reefer? You would think he would be smarter than that?

I digress, he did allow Mormons to come into existence! So obviously he’s not perfect!

OK, ladies……

by RoachKiller

Im gunna put this out over the airwaves. I’m looking for a date next week. Not looking for sex not looking for anything other than a date. I’ll take you to sailors old country kitchen to grab some prime rib.

What happens after that happens after that! I’m just looking to go out, get away and interact with some normal fucking people…..

Just kicken back…..

by RoachKiller

Watched the show….. odd how suddenly my Tik tok feed went from your pushed mental health issues in my feed. To my actual vpn location…..

Naw, remember I’m paranoid and don’t know what I’m talking about! Member?

The great gear purge…..

by RoachKiller

Has begun! All my high end guitars I don’t play have already sold!

But I still have 40 low end beginner guitars and mid level guitars going up for sale!

Not to mention a Marshall half stack and other various amps! Blackstar, etc!

I guess the soon to be x old lady finally moved out and it’s time to sell what I don’t use anymore!

Out of all the guitars I have. I will only keep 20 and sell off the other 55 or so……