Category: Ford Fender

And this is….

by RoachKiller

Why my x wife says I’m a monster asshole that has a sex drive that is too much for her…..

Oddly she also says my dick is too big for her mouth! Which is weird considering how much she loves to flap those fucking lips…..

When you sign up for those hair growth ads. There is always a commission being sent to someone! I was the one who received those commissions!

If you want to regrow your hair, go to your doctor and ask for a 1mg – 5mg finasteride script! Costs like $10 a month! Then go to the pharmacia and get there otc minoxidil stuff!

Use it for 6 months – to a year and you will see a big difference in your hair, you fucking vain assholes! 🙂

Also pay attention to your blood pressure! Minoxidil says right on the bottle, “ can cause heart racing and high blood pressure!”

Ingesting the stuff can fubar you beyond believe! Next time do your research, dumbass’s!

I’m confused….

by RoachKiller

Princess? All these years you have been running around telling everyone, “ anything he ( meaning me ) can do, I can do better! “

Yet the truth of your demented reality is, “ anything you can do, I can do 10x better…..” proven time and time again!

It was nice to see you and your family down there at 4T! Sure hope someone adopts your kids soon! So they can actually grow up with good parents…..

Going to….

by RoachKiller

Try a whole new set of cold gear and see if that changes the cold spots at all….. it’s not only a nice base layer but it’s also compression!

Wich eliminates the leg cramps from short seats while driving! Let’s see how it rolls! I’ll let you know soon!

No I’m fine…..

by RoachKiller

I’m having weird coldness issues! Like I said, even with my sub-zero attire on. I’m having bizarre areas of my body get cold!

Like today it was the tops of my knees and upper legs! With this weird strip of coldness across my abdomen! oh and my nose froze off today! The dripping snot finally froze my nose! Eeeks! 🙂

My lower legs, feet and hands are like usual! Fine!

I think…..

by RoachKiller

I was just hit on? I quote, “ you look just like the milkman! Same hair, same beard, same physique! He’s hot!”

Normally my reply would have been, “woo hoo, I got a chance! Yeee haw!” 🙂

Yet since I’m at work I just smiled and fumbled unhooking the door on my way out…..

Oh you want…..

by RoachKiller

To know about the divorce? I’ll be keeping the house, cars and my retirement!

Right now we’re waiting for all of her little internet friends to finish piling on! That way we can call each and every one to court!

At their expense ofcourse!

So it’s going GREEEAAAT!

I also know I’m 4 months away from being debt free! So yea, everything’s going GREAAAAT!

Minus the price of chew here in Oregon! I need to find some homies that run to Joplin and grab me some buckets……

Yup…..

by RoachKiller

Doing great! New tattoo artist will be working on both tattoos! I’ll be getting the Chrissy tattoo first!

Then moving on to finishing up the sleeve!

I never really grooved this guitar! When you compare it to my 2 kiesels and that stienberger I have with the graphite neck….

Is cool but just can’t dig it……

Don’t you love it…..

by RoachKiller

When your talking to someone who should know what your talking about. Hasn’t a clue, then when that lightbulb goes off when they finally figure it out….

That’s like Christmas morning for me! Watching that lightbulb over your head finally click on! ROFLMAO!

If you don’t know why the fuel tank cap is off, the yard foreman has no idea why the fuel tank lid is off!

I would ask myself, “ hmmm, did the fuel guy come today? Is the fuel tank full? Oh that might explain it!

Yet, I drove otr and I’m aware of some little things you ain’t! I’m aware some of these unscrupulous drivers carry high volume electric pumps! Wich they use to pull fuel out of your tank and into there’s! At a high rate of speed!

I once had my tank drained in under 5 minutes ( the time it took to take a piss! ) at an east – west fuel stop over in Virginia! By a woman driver ofcourse!

So when I see an open fuel tank that’s not full! I look around to see if there is fuel blow by! Ya know, maybe the previous driver forgot to put the tank cap on?

No blow by? Then I’m gunna ask around to other people and ask if they know why the tank cap isn’t on. When they tell me they don’t know? Then I’m going to assume one of those owner ops they unload in between company trucks felt the need to borrow the fuel out of my truck…..

Hey, I know a lot of stuff, some worthless but most. Is stuff you don’t, but should!

And you are aware they sell anti-siphone cans to put in all the truck tanks that will reduce or eliminate fuel theft!

But you already knew that, right?

It officially happened…..

by RoachKiller

I had a woman tell me, “ I have a boyfriend!” ROFLMAO!

I’m like lady, invite him, I’ll fuck you both! But seriously all I wanted to do was pick her brain about her mental disorder! So I could pass it along to crissy and see if that helped with the same disorder she has!

But nooo, this chick wouldn’t even let me finish my thought before she said, “ I have a boyfriend!” ROFLMAO!

When she said that all I was at a loss for words! ROFLMAO! It happened yesterday and I’m still laughing about it!

Ha….

by RoachKiller

Dinner is served! An an Asian orange “ something “ salad kit. With a side of authentic shake and bake chicken legs drizzled in a garlic ranch and bbq sauce…..

Oh and to drink, a lovely iced ginger ale….. buuurp!

The perfect….

by RoachKiller

Food choice for After a 2 hour safety meeting…. Took way too many notes on everything other than safety…. 🙂

A fucking chocolate covered shot and a mother fucking blue cheese steak! Burrrrp

With a side of biscuits and gravy to go…..

And I’m fucking cold all the time now! wtf?

Trouble maker…..

by RoachKiller

I’m telling you she is a trouble maker! It’s 0300 and she goes outside to poop! Lo and behold she finally found the rabbit! Lol! Oh that was a fun bark fest!

I stopped…..

by RoachKiller

Watching “ meet Kevin “ on YouTube shortly after the pandemic! He spends hours a day using words to blind you with bullshit and suck your time for profit!

Today I get a YouTube alert from him saying, “ prepare!”

Here is my reply,

“Stopped watching your vids years ago! I still get YouTube alerts! Last one said, “ prepare!” I need clarification on this? Prepare for running out of toilet paper, prepare for an unexpected condom breakage? Prepare to become a multi-millionaire in the crypto game? What? Cmon, the suspense is killing me! What do I need to prepare for?”

FYI, that’s what powered me through today’s work!