Ahhh yes, yes, yes

This use to be my place to relax and enjoy time home! This is also the room that the soon to be x old lady would let the dog poop and pee in! As you can see, the heavy pee stains and dried dog poop still on the floor!

I had to stop using that room as the smell of ammonia was far too intense for me! After cleaning the carpets myself multiple times!

Not only was that unfair to the dog! It was unfair for everyone who lives in that house! It was to the point she was incapable of putting in any effort for anything!

I love to cook, I would always try to make meals at least once every time home! she was always to tired or didn’t feel like cooking! Yet if I said, let’s go out to dinner! She would be dressed and out the door before I finished that sentence!

Oddly she would never eat anything I made for us or the kids! ( my guess she was worried I would do to her food as she did to mine! )

She gave up years ago! I gave up 4 months ago!

I’m sure all of you have a story like this….. all I can say is, drugs are bad! Drugs are bad, people….

There is at least 1 good thing! I won’t have to put up the Christmas tree this year! As no one in the house ever took it down from last year…..

Starting to see the reason I’ve been so busy when I go home? Yup, like usual, I’m the only one doing anything to fix years of neglect! It’s now my home and it will be done my way! The right way!

Sad part is, all anyone had to do was take the dog for a walk every day! She has no problem going overnight without pooping or peeing on the carpets!

That simple thing was far too difficult, I guess……

I’ve been thinking…..

About my plan of attack for single life. For dating in the future, finding someone else to spend my time with so to speak..

I’m sure I’ll do the let’s go out for coffee bullshit for potential suitors I don’t know. Ones I do know, I guarantee they’ll be getting a nice slab of steak from my favorite kitchen……

Honestly, I don’t even think I’ll have to go that far. Or even have to take that much time……

She has had…..

An exciting day! I tire change, a nice cool walk in the mountains! She walked straight into a window and to finish it all off! She pooped one of my hairs out!

Oh that was an entertaining watch! For the most part she does just like at home! Sleeps as close to you as possible. That is if she is t people watching!

At home if you come anywhere near her or her territory she will bark her ass off! On the road she just watches and listens! It actually quit interesting!

Oh and she has started this new thing! Where she huffs and puffs to get you attention! No other reason than to get you to do her something!

Tell you what this old lady is a trip of a dog!

I’ll bet you…..

If I dangled a freshly filled thc vape in front of her and said it can be yours if you take your car to the repair shop!

She would fly to get her car fixed! I have told her 3 times + I have the money to get her car fixed all she has to do is have the repair shop call me!

Been almost a year! You got 2 months before insurance won’t pay anymore!

I got an idea! How about when I take my car in to be repaired, you can the same and they will be fixed together! Awwww!

Even the fucking rental car is covered by insurance! Jesus Christ lady, lay off the dope and get shit done!

The geriatric who backed into my car at Home Depot! No insurance, handed me an expired and fake id card as a license and promised me the world if I didn’t call the cops!

I’m thinking I was completely justified in getting out of my car and screaming to the dumb mother fucker, “ what the fuck is wrong with you? You dumb mother fucker?

But I digress, drugs are bad people! Drugs are bad! Remember that the next time you deal with dumb mother fuckers like the guy who hit my car…..

By the way the cops name was Ashley and she had a cool tattoo sleeve!

Oh and by the way! It was just 2 weeks ago I texted her to take her car in for repair! Bummer dude! She still hasn’t replied!

Yes, yes, yes…..

That there be my new big chair! Quit pleased with it! Other than the back should be about 6” higher!

It’s comfortable as fuck and accepts farts with extreme ease!

Love it! Wayfair purchase for only $250 on sale! Guessing that’s why I had to wait 2 months! Cus regular price was like $409.00

Waiting to clean the carpets cus I’m gunna rent a machine and do the whole house at once! So please excuse the dirty carpets!

Yes I’m embarrassed, yet oddly that’s the filth the x old lady liked to live in….. I guess! Cus I own a carpet cleaner, she for some odd reason couldn’t use it…..

I was …..

Sweating this one! I didn’t see some new growth quickly. I was gonna have to cut that antique cherry tree down. I gotta keep it superduper trimmed and it might survive……

Here’s the problem lady….

I’m standing outside waiting for my ride share! You are running around your car screaming “ omg, omg!”

I politely ask if you need some help! In which you reply, “ I have my big girl pants on! I can kill the spider in my car myself!”

Hmmm, as I can’t stop giggling! I’m sure you can, I’m sure you can! Just right after you stop running around your car screaming, “ omg, omg!”

Sometimes you just gotta love people! Especially your neighbors! Now on with the show! Omg, omg!

Damn…..

That turned out great! #ichiran ramen

My oldest brought this ramen kit back for me from Japan! Yup it was really good!

Yes, the directions are in Japanese but they offer a video in English on how to cook it!

Yummy! Just a bit buttery….

Huh, not….

Bad! Other than a new curtain rod will be needed! These honestly don’t look that bad! Bone white will be a problem but…..

Much better than those shitty verticals blinds that kept breaking….

My arm is….:

Killing me! I got my flue shot and 2nd shingles shot yesterday and I have a giant throbbing knob on the back of my arm!

But after a sweeting episode before court and a few coughs! Today my cough is oddly almost gone!

Interesting turn of events…..

Awwww the stress…..

Finally caught up to me last night! Passed out at around 1800 last night!

I spent most of the time after court trying to put my finger on what the fuck it was that made her “ off”?

There was something not quite right with the woman! It wasn’t something for the better. It was something for the worse! I noticed it the last time I saw her. I noticed it again when I saw here today!

I just can’t quit put my finger on what it is that is making me say this!

The one thing I should have brought up in court was. If she is under the influence of all this thc vape while spending time with her grandkids?

That’s the only question I wished I would have asked!

Everything else she proved for me! The paranoia, the anger, the greed….. oh and of course the “ how it is all my fault……”

Ya gotta love divorces huh?

Either way, the judge dropped the entire restraining order. So yea!

See ya!

My fav thing she said in court….

I destroyed her mom’s antique roll top desk! The desk that her mom had bought from mo duk pi kung fu studio. That was made of pressed particle board and brads!

Oddly the very same exact desk she told me to throw away a while back cus it wasn’t anything special…..

Yet when I brought up finding her mass quantities of thc vape and flower products. That’s when it came to an end……

Yo twat…..

Your mechanic shirt snitched you off! Only question I have is, does the client that actually owns that corvette know your driving like shit with his car?