They have arrived…..

Oh both those fuckers are going to be played! Hard!

That splatocaster is beautiful in person! Pick guard isn’t clear coated but it’s art right? So let’s make it artier…..

That Reo speedwagons, Marshall head is well fucking used! I’ll use it just as hard…..

I’ll let everything acclimate a few days before I do anything!

Oh and the nos splattercaster was sent from Manchester music mill….

The reo speed wagon amp was a gift from someone through Chicago music exchange…..

God damn that’s good…..

Even with moist briquettes I pulled it off! Fucking turned out great! The pears and apple chunks added to the stuffing, killer!

The white potatoes hand mashed with skins on, killer! Coleslaw, killer! Maple and honey spiral ham, killer! Bbq corn, killer!

Next we move on tom pie and cheese cake!

That’s a wrap…..

Ya know…..

I could have been a drunk or a drug addict very easily! Nope, I chose the drug free route, drove 5,000,000 accident free miles! Spent 30 years of my life doing it!

Now I’m standing outside in the rain at noon on Christmas Day firing up the bbq just to smoke a ham!

Sometimes I wonder if I chose the wrong path! 😉

That was awesome…..

Home made coconut shrimp tacos! Omg so good! street style and traditional Taco Bell style…..

Romain hearts, chopped onion, chopped tomatoes, cheddar cheese, a splash of light soy sauce, and a drizzle of sweet chili sauce, thousand island dressing and mayonnaise…..

I learned this technic at the Jose mangen school of taco bending for stoners….

Free noise….

Makers for the kids! Courtesy of the manager of the guitar center Beaverton!

Oh and today has been a good day of being followed around by retards and thieves!

Yall need to explain yourselves when you walk by talking!

Cus honestly the 80’s muscle pants and the guilty looks on your face are a dead giveaway!

Was going…..

To come in today to buy one of these Les Paul’s! Since my surprise gift I’m actually here now to buy a 4×12 cabinet! as they have a 15% off with gear trade in….

That’s fine I’m good either way! Les Paul or another Marshall cabinet…. Except new….

All of mine are mx’s loaded with vintage 30’s or green backs? I believe and particle board cabinets….. time to upgrade!

It’s a tough decision though cus those mesa boogie split backs look really appealing!

Still haven’t even come close to dumping all my low end guitars! Found 30 more I’m going to part ways with…..

Oh and if you’re waiting for me to part ways with my high end guitars. Like my Nash’s or ultra luxes! Your gunna be waiting a long time you low rent cunts! 😉

I’m wondering…..

If the x wife will be able to buy everyone’s love this year with mass quantities of presents?

Me, everyone got 1 decent present! If it’s not good enough for ya! We’ll then return it and fuck off!

That’s probably why you didn’t get anything from me this year, huh?

( If you need a mower I found this on the neighbors corner this morning at 05:00 when I took the garbage out thinking it was Thursday….. )

I call it…..

The hail satan grift wrap set!

It looks great as long as you don’t look at it from any side view! 😉 hey in my defense I never said I could wrap……

Unfortunately I have no idea how to spell any of there names! Hell most of them I can’t even remember there names!

I’m a face guy…..

Aww TikTok…..

You will notice my followers are on a spree! Once again I have been connected to a porn bot follower system! they do nothing but increase your views and annoy the fuck out of you!

Last time I deleted over 3000 porn bot followers off my account! This time I’m just gunna let um go!

Now there is also a glitch in the tik tok matrix!

See where it says “ account not found?” That would be my ex wife! Now the glitch is when she is online. I will flip open the app and for a brief second or 3 or 4, her picture will show!

Which tells me she is online and using the app! Do I care? Nope! It does however give me a split second opportunity to finally block her if I choose!

Well that and if I was a stalker I could use that as an opportunity…..