Category: Ford Fender

Watch this…..

by RoachKiller

Show or that old show “ pretender “ and you will know exactly what I live with…..

Now the shows portray far beyond my abilities but 136 gets me damn close! Notice the characters in both those shows have their own individual skills and qwerks…..

Worser of all, what the fuck is this shit? I don’t have a smart remote so does lg think I’m going to type questions in to the ai bot? WTF?

And why did the update turn on close captioning?

Well fuck…..

by RoachKiller

I have been cleared for take off from Seattle! drug / alcohol and background check came back clean, obviously!

They tell me I have a 6 hour orientation to do. Then I will be running co-pilot for about 10 days! Then I will once again be on captains duties!

Sad, I kinda enjoyed this time not working after 30 fucking years of working 70 hours a week!

Working on that riff in captive bolt pistol! When you hear it you will know exactly which riff I’m working on…..

Oddly had….

by RoachKiller

A whole 5 viewers with 1 staying the entire hour! Shocked! Definitely shocked TikTok let me get away with playing easy listening standards in the background the whole hour!

lol, here were the final results….. 😉 ( I so amuse myself! ) Added bonus, I really enjoyed that hour of tunes! Very fucking relaxing!

The sunglasses were there to prove my live’ity…..

If you wonder why I did what I did for my first live! Here’s a good reason…..

So which group of you…..

by RoachKiller

Ladies would all like to come over and show me a good time for my birthday?

Oh and fyi dumbass! If you or your spouse split. One will obviously stay at your owned house! All the basic laws and privacy laws are still in full effect!

I realize you ain’t the brightest of folk! Yet maybe yall should contact a real attorney before yall even get a hankering of the thought your gunna think!

My bad…..

by RoachKiller

Our bet, yes you win! With everything going on I forgot!

I only got 601 female replies! You’re obviously far more attractive than I…… 🙂

Oh hun…..

by RoachKiller

Unless your going to start sucking my dick or fucking me reverse cow girl! ( my fav position by the way! )

I would recommend you stop mentioning I use the term “ my old lady!”

We were together well over 33 years. I cannot stop using that term in 5 months!

So unless we start dating or fucking. Which in turn would then give you that moniker! So until that starts happening! Please stop pointing it out!

I re-read my posts and honestly I just leave it cus I’m tired of retyping “ ex old lady!”

P.s. I told you it was blue…..

I am officially…..

by RoachKiller

Done with anything bbw.com! It was actually cheaper to go 5 bottles of hand soap than buy the containers and a refill!

So yea! I’m good! I also didn’t realize how much I like that soap until the old lady took it all with her…..