by RoachKiller Little man! Maybe next time have your sister with the lisp call me! She sounds like she can suck a mean dick!
Matter of fact, This watermelon vomit on my spandex actually has more brain power than you…..
But thanks for leaving a message! I’ll pass that along to my attorneys…..
by RoachKiller Guitar! Ok not really, I already own my dream guitar! ( cough cough, it’s 22! ) I have never however owned a heavy relic guitar! Well this baby arrived today…. My penis has been rock hard all fucking day!
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by RoachKiller Forget to tell you I play satanic death metal? My bad!
Ouch, that has got to suck for you! You must be one of those untrustworthy, lying, stealing, cheating bible thumpers…..
You think this is evil? Wait till you see the final picture! It’s has blood running out of the eyes of the skull, over the bible under the purple shroud turned to revelations ofcourse. While dripping into that offering bowl underneath!
No album name yet but I’m sure we will come up with something cool…..
by RoachKiller Sweet baby Jesus is real! $1.47 boxes of chocolate kashi!
Hell yea!
by RoachKiller We have the moms who are so tired they fall asleep in there cars at Fred meyers! The usual white trash who puts massive door dents in your car with a whole 4500 miles on it!
Then, then you got the little dick yuppies with the 40’ long ford f 150’s who pull into a compact parking spot! Hanging 20 feet out of the spot! Ofcourse with the trailer hitch that extends another 10 fucking feet.
All so they can show everyone exactly how small their dicks are! How over compensation is definitely a thing with yuppies and there trucks…..
by RoachKiller You don’t carry that Korean bbq meat spicing anymore? wtf?
I’m gunna make pho’ later this week and that spicing makes it really good!
by RoachKiller Tell you why I keep my wallet in any pocket other than a back pocket?
I was in Nashville at a checkout. Waiting to buy lunch. Hands full etc…..
As I’m standing there this bitch just slams into me right? All while feeling a hand grabbing my ass! I was like hey, say scuse me next time you fucking wanker!
Her and her cohort ran fast outta there!
At the time I was driving a truck with a piece of shit seat. So I kept my wallet cause it was really fucking thick with truck stuff cards. I kept it on my back in my waistband…..
So other than the fact, she copped a free feel she didn’t get shit!
So now you know, the reason why I keep my wallet in any other pocket besides my back pocket…..
by RoachKiller What I order on Amazon now! I too am disappointed by this outcome…..
Sad part is I’m actually excited about the cabana towels and worshclothes:)
by RoachKiller We’re not doing this again! We had our fun with Sarah silverbush back in the day! So what do you want?
That’s like the 15th fake silverbush to follow me in the last week……
by RoachKiller Guitars gone! Another $1500 and a djembo to go….
Funny part is, I still have t gotten to the good stuff yet…..
by RoachKiller Gunna be fun!
by RoachKiller I got my old man vibe on!
by RoachKiller Am getting it today! Did you know I actually have a double counter in my bathroom? No I didn’t either!
I still have to go through all the Cubans and drawers to throw out the x’s shit! I mean she had mass quantities of shit, worthless shit in those drawers! Holy fuck!
Next I tackle her old walk in closet wich is just piled with more worthless shit!
That way I’ll be able to put my dresser in there and start living like a human again! That’s gunna be some fucking work…..
by RoachKiller That’s the beginning of the end!
Guess what finally made it back to its rightful spot! They say this piece is haunted? Dunno, all I know is it was in the personal effects of a French serial killer! the deco plate and cups…..
by RoachKiller When comedy metal songs stop paying! You go all techno…..
by RoachKiller I don’t know but it sure was a bit of fun making…..
by RoachKiller Know you have an addiction! You have prepared everything for bed. Let the dog out, took your shoes off. Then you realize, I can’t go to bed without a cup of ice cream first!
So you throw your crocs on. grab the keys and head to the store to buy some fucking ice cream!
Added bonus, the shit was on sale $2.99 a half gallon!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller Happy to know my drum-bot drum tuner finally arrived!
I’ll be bangen the skins, in tune, soon enough…..
If you would like I can give you a half naked concert using my electric bongo? It’s actually a slap top cajon but I can make it sound like what ever the fuck I want….
Exactly in the same way I make my guitar sound like a piano…… midi ofcourse…..
Oh and I have a special surprise for dinner tonight! You people in the Midwest will dig it…..
by RoachKiller My first stop was on fire today! That’s the sound you hear in that video! The fire alarm was bangen hard!
I got in and out! Just in time to see the engines rolling in!
But after some serious trial and error. Little ms. Mika is again gobbling down food! The signs she’s old are becoming evident! She is walking into curbs and walls now! You have to yell to get her attention! With a normal voice she looks everywhere except where you are!
If you want her inside you either have to throw an old glove at her or tap loudly on the window!
You all will be happy to know she finally caught the backyard rabbit! Ok, she saw the back yard rabbit! She barked twice, farted and the rabbit was gone! 🙂
She does this exact thing everyday when I get home! 🙂
Added bonus! She still loves racing up the stairs! Her new thing now is if you pick her up mid stair her legs continue to run! Aww she’s the greatest! I will enjoy her awesomeness as long as I can…..
Oddly, the others that grew up with her could give 2 shits! I feel sorry for them…..