by RoachKiller I would like to introduce you to my 2 grandsons! William on the left and Clark on the right!
All fingers, toes and chromosomes accounted for!
From what I’m hearing the guy on the right is going to be the hellion! While the guy on the left is gunna be like my daughter! Laid back and plots his next kill…… 😉
Oh and that is the car seat system I bought them! The daughter says it’s awesome! She doesn’t have to take them out of the car seats to put them on the double stroller…..
Here’s the link
by RoachKiller I like my crocs so much I finally broke down and bought the real thing! Omg, I’m now officially old….. 😉
On sale at urban outfitters for $50 a pair dr.martens leather clogs!
by RoachKiller To call a black man a honky or even a cracka?
by RoachKiller I told you, the ladies love it when you stretch like this! Not that god pose shit! Pose like this and I promise the ladies will come running!
Yea I have been putting the babies in funny situations! 🙂 oddly that little baby has some serious muscle definition! I’ve already tatted up his arms once with poop emoji’s! He looks spectacular with them! As his arms literally already have definition…..
You should see the pics I did in photoshop! His brother is now baby terminator! The good one with Arnold…..
by RoachKiller You realize the devil can quote scripture too, right?
by RoachKiller The doormat that says hail, Satan! Unfortunately, the wife told me no. So this is what I’m stuck with!
😜😜
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller Rolling you geezer? I see you stopped by the pilot where I’m resetting and made them aware of my presence! Or did you call this time?
I figured you could atleast be a man and stand behind your trollism! Yet I digress, that would require you to be some form of a man!
Either way, I’m resetting my hours and could give 2 shits about you or your batch of stupid!
P.s. hotdogs on potato buns is really good!
Yes I know, I am sexy as fuck! Ladies, go enter your name In The website for your chance to go on an all expenses paid date night with me! Yes, you will be paying all expenses!
So far you will be 1 of 213 entrants…..
by RoachKiller Are under age, their identities have been hidden! defendant 1.2 was the initial trouble maker to the scene! He did the breaking and entering! Defendant 1.1, the bigger one was the muscles of the operation!
Yet when defendant 1.2 broke in. Defendant 1.1 got scared and beat up defendant 1.2! So other than a picked baby gate and some minor bruising. There really was no crime! Either way they will held in local court detention until the lawyers can agree on a sentencing term!
As to them being minors, this offense will not be on there permanent record! No criminal charges will be filed!
It will be a warning to them that crime does not pay!
by RoachKiller Make this in my grandpa your grandpa! I ordered it anyway! Cus there dad won’t get it either…..
And even though my new grandkids are half Asian, half Viking and half that pesky British red coat ( my wife! ). I still had to order 2 for the twins! Makes me think of there mom! ( my daughter! ) 🙂
My son in law can be as offended as he wants! These boys are gunna look fucking cute in these…..
by RoachKiller You never listen to truck driving lip flappers! As misery loves company and those fuckers are always recruiting new members!
If I’m stuck at 65mph with no cruise control! Stopped 5 times through out the day. I’m pretty sure you too can driver atleast 650 miles a day! ( of course all depending on what your day gives you! )
by RoachKiller Really need to start listening to more Motörhead! Might actually make you good people….
This here are words to live by…..
https://youtu.be/K4JzEJq5bhs?si=3X8STUpS_kXP4ktY
If it wasn’t for the fact, I have some form of a moral code. A lot more of you people would be fubar’ed beyond belief…..
by RoachKiller On Amazon! Funniest onesie I found! Even though my grandkids ain’t Mexican! The juansie makes me laugh every time!
Told my daughter I was thinking about buying one for the kids! Bad idea on my part! 😉 I can still hear he screaming in my ear from here…..
Hey taco time, they stole your drink name! “ the big Juan!”
by RoachKiller Of grandpa I am!
by RoachKiller To those who wait! So you got two options here, pay me the 25 grand for your namesake domain! Or we go to court and I go after you and your webmaster for 10 times that…..
Your decision, I’m fine with either one……
by RoachKiller The beautiful smile of one of my grandsons! With the beautiful eye of the other!
It’s fucking killing me I can’t post a picture of the 2 boys! They are gorgeously beautiful! Man’ly style of course!
NIce solid black color! Definitely future demon! 🙂
by RoachKiller Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn!
by RoachKiller There is a giant wreck up ahead! I have spent the last hour stickering my daughter to the back of trailers and road signs stating,
“Mary mother of Jesus…”
Oh cmon, it’s fucking hilarious….
by RoachKiller By a Mexican band, Banda “ insert Spanish word here” tour bus! Oddly it does indeed sound exactly like the inside of a discoteca in the middle of cactus Texas!
I know, I was shocked too!
by RoachKiller Baby B has been born! Mom and sons are doing well! Both weighed around 7.5 lbs!
They were concerned about baby B having to be taken out via cesarean section! Luckily both were delivered naturally!
Babies all have 10 fingers and toes, all chromosomes accounted for ( roflmao, that’s something you can’t say, huh? ) and unfortunately there was no Baby C as grandpa was hoping for!
With parents permission I will post a picture of William and Clark when available!
All hail RA!
Yea I see it! My 89 years young look is coming through……