Category: Ford Fender

The cool thing…..

by RoachKiller

About having a 65” tv in your bedroom is……

You can watch tv and not need to wear your glasses!

All while laying in bed with your seriously clingy dog watching old nick cage movies!

FYI, Peggy sue got married really was a shitty movie! 🙂

I was just sure…..

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She was a fender fan! Nope I told her to cuddle up next to her fav! ESP, fender, godin, Ibanez!

Welp Ibanez won! Now it could be cus I set it right next to her favorite sleeping spot…..

This Ibanez prestige tele is cool and all! That split box bridge always throws me off!

Almost done…..

by RoachKiller

Going thru this stack of gear! Then I gotta hang 2 more guitars and dad is calling it a day!

What was taking so much time was finding which key fit which lock on each guitar! The shitty part of taking a guitar on the road! I have video after video of the slackers crawling into my truck fucking with my shit!

After I started locking them. The stupid stopped! Lately I just have video of the slackers crawling into the truck. Looking at my Elogs or my trip book!….

With that said, I have 1 guitar case to open! Yay! I’m pretty sure that’s an Ibanez prestige telecaster…..

Oh and that fender tweed case? Yea that was my anniversary fender telecaster with the roasted pine body…..

I was also shocked to find some of these others in the cases they were in…..

Yamaha…..

This wicked cool Gibson studio……

That’s why it’s…..

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Named Les Paul 666….. special build Canadian release only! Les Paul 667 is a normal serial! That’s why we call it 667, the fake satan…..

666 looks like the guitar of a carpenter doesn’t it? While the fake satan 667 is all flashy and flamed mapled out….. 🙂

Ok made 2 pots….

by RoachKiller

I switched from Splenda to flavored and sweetened creamer mixed with milk! Not one case of the Oregon trail yet!

I also get a small pot of water and almost bring it to a boil. Then drench the beans with that before filling the rest with filtered tap water at regular temp!

The higher temps does nothing to kill any mold that might have formed on the coffee beans. FYI!

The flavor taste has become more intense. While the strength remains the same! ( depending how much coffee I put in the filter! )

This batch I’m making special for my nephew who requested it earlier today!

I don’t really…..

by RoachKiller

Feel much like cooking. I will not be able to top that stew any time soon!

Yet went to Freddie’s and scored a tuna steak and a lobster tail!

So the tuna will be brazed in an apple sauce while the lobster tail will be enjoyed in a garlic butter drizzle!

So that’s pretty much what’s for dinner tonight! Just think ladies. If you grew some initiate and walked up and said hello. You too could be eating what I’m making tonight….

Why….

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Am I digging this all female band? There style of music they actually have a melody….

It’s usually real slow and drawn out! Yet there is a melody…..

Ya know….

by RoachKiller

I can walk into a porno store and not feel weird at all! I can walk into to Victoria’s Secret and ask the sales lady what she has in my size, as a joke!

I can even walk into a live sex booth and not care about anything!

I walk into this store and I get anxiety like you wouldn’t believe! kinda weird huh?

But I dig there stuff so I had to endure the self torture cus I hadn’t a clue as to what I wanted!

Had a woman…..

by RoachKiller

Last night tell me, “ if she came home and saw her old man did something “ magical” like that! She would instantly orgasm!” He would have a very fun night!”

ROFLMAO! ahhh shucks! Thanks lady!

Not a happy camper…..

by RoachKiller

Finally decided to buy some new ps5 games last night! I’m not a big gamer so after hooking the ps5 back up to the internet as I reset the WiFi password like 6 months ago!…..

I went to download these new games I bought on my wishlist that went on sale!

So after 30 minutes of trying to figure out why none of those games were in my downloads. If finally occurred to me that steam is not the same as the ps5 store!

I was so disappointed! I wanted to play back rooms and killer klowns from outer space last night! ;(

And for you who are looking to score a nice gift for people you don’t know! This pnw salmon box works wonders to impress people you don’t know!

Not me cus the only fish I like is deep fried code or “ white fish!” From skippers!

One more today….

by RoachKiller

Had a good time giving out candy and telling the dog to “ stop barking!”

At 20:00 the official switch from Halloween took place! Jack o lantern put away and Xmas wreath up!

Was light on trick or treaters! Most kids got full sized candy! By the end I went out on the street and started dumping candy into stragglers bags!

Gave away $52 + ( $20 brothers kids ) worth of candy! best outfit was the Asian ninja and Michael Jackson! ( he even had the white cuffs on his pants! )

Hope everyone had a safe and jolly helloween!

FYI, I’m not a big candy eater so leaving any and all candy behind would be a monster waste!

Welp time to have some stew and watch scary movies!

Turned out beautiful by the way! Perfect taters, perfectly cooked carrots! Not soft with a taste of that carrot crunch! Meat excellent, sausage, sausaging and the sauce is perfect! A hint of Italian with a hint of tomato with the heartiness of stew!

Enjoy ladies and that 1 gay dude that follow my recipe’s!

Ok ladies…..

by RoachKiller

Here is my recipe for stew!

If you have a bigger crock pot double it!

Add to your crock pot…..

1 container beef broth

About 1 cup of whatever wine you got!

1 small can tomato paste

1 can of crushed tomatoes!

Add Whatever seasonings you want! I added basil, garlic, Italian seasonings ( it’s a ready made bottle! ) and a pinch of rosemary! I will add sea salt and crushed pepper corn towards the end!

Add all this to your crock pot and stir vigorously! 😉

Chop 4 – 5 decent sized red potato’s, shrooms, 1 medium onion and 3 decent sized celery stalks and 3 carrots! ( I forgot celery! ;( also add uncooked pea’s if you wish!

Put all that in the crock pot and look at your hard work so far! 🙂 good job ladies and that 1 gay dude who reads my recipes!

Next add about 1 lb of decently blocked beef! ( it’s already cut for you at the store! Buy “ stew meat!”

Chop 1 kielbasa, whatever flavor you want! I used hickory flavored! And add about chopped ( just like the stew meat! ) half a slab of ham!

Put that all in the pot, look at your hard work and realize, fuck I need a bigger crock pot! Go look in the garage, you might have one. You might not!

Me, I looked and I did not have a bigger one! ;(

After that’s all in there! Drop a shot of whiskey on top!

Don’t ask me! My nephew gave this to me for Xmas one year! 😉

Then drop a good splash of Worcestershire sauce and just the tip of some a-1 sauce! put the top on the crock pot and…..

Now I started late so my temp is on high! You, you probably started before work. So put that sucker on low and get your ass to work!