Category: Ford Fender

You will…..

by RoachKiller

See a video of me today on some wanna be rich bitches smedia page!

I’ll be sporting my orange vans, Flash Gordon shirt, kreator sweatshirt and all the rest!

Let me know her name, I’ll see if she is actually of any value to take on…..

Actually hun, I have people video / take pictures of me all the time! that bitch just gave a bad vibe!

Oh no…..

by RoachKiller

The lady at the UA place told me about a cool boba place her kid found!

Tried finding it! No glory! So back to T4 and being followed by the friends of the pedo…..

By the way, the milfs wearing yoga pants at target are outstanding today!

In the meantime, I’m trying to find a big chunk candy bar for my brothers Halloween surprise! As all brothers do! ( he wears dentures, fyi! )

True brotherly love!

Once I remove the kinder, I will be giving all that sugar to my niece and nephew! As an uncle should! 😉

Well I’ll be…..

by RoachKiller

Damnd! I’m not a sex offender! Huh, I always said I wasn’t! Now you kinda have to believe what I say don’t you…..

I’ll bet you that if I do a search about the little boy in blue who keeps telling people I am. The results will be much different? Won’t they?

Really…..

by RoachKiller

That looks gay to you? Dude, I highly recommend you not trusting your gaydar!

P.s. I have 2 adult daughters and a soon to be x wife! Those girlboss pillows are all over the house!

I ain’t done….

by RoachKiller

A live song transcription in years! Here ya go, it’s almost super dooper predictable ….. matter of fact I think that’s the first Angel song I’ve ever heard!

On a very expensive mexican strat ta boot….

It’s cool….

by RoachKiller

Definitely cool looking! Yet on my 7’ skinny tree it’s too small! Way out of proportion! Now I’m wondering if I put this bolo hat as the topper and attach the peacock to it?

The bolo hat stays, I’ll hit Michaels or something and find a cool Xmas style hat band ! The peacock I’m going to have to work with!

These hand blown glass ornaments are fucking beautiful!

Blue mercury glass finials…..

I do love the spiderweb of glass string inside the ornament to give it that web design…..

The dog and I are gunna have fun putting this all together…..

I got it! An extra long off white sparkly ribbon bow that will be the hat band and wrap multiple time around the tree!

Ha! My creativity hasn’t floundered yet! Unlike my hair last night!

No I’m not gay…..

by RoachKiller

ROFLMAO!

This shit is so good! Hot or cold! But for me it has to be 1 jigger alcohol to 1 glass generic Kroger diet soda! Don’t know why, just tastes like shit otherwise!

Ask yourself, would a gay guy ever smell as bad as me? Would a gay guy ever wear the clothing I wear?

I THINK NOT! 😉

You want to…..

by RoachKiller

Talk about hell bro? These jeans are my fav! Last time I wore them they were tight stretchy skinny jeans! Now I’m sinching my belt and wrapping them over twice! Now I have to order new skinny jeans!

Fuck you! 😉