After having to constantly replace the sprinkler heads after the kids would mow the lawn. Yea I stopped using it!
So I went and picked up this really adjustable, cheap sprinklers from ace hardware! I was shocked how adjustable these things are! From a small area to a large area these things actually work better than the inground system!
Added bonus you can daisy chain them together and basically do the same shit an in ground does only without the monster hassle!
$18 for 2 at ace…..
Longevity is unknown but I’m sure you can get atleast a summer out of them…..
I do not give any of you permission to inhale my scent! Especially with as delicious as I smell today!
Even my ass smells like strawberries! All though I will allow a few of you ladies a lick of my sweet ass! It’s an invitation only lick and unless you have been notified previously to this post, you weren’t invited!
I went to the slums and got me a grape slurpee! well worth dodging gunfire, sex offenders and drug addicts….. so basically I had to dodge anyone you know….
Spent the last couple days working on the graphics. I think you’re going to dig it. And if you look real closely, you might get to see a semi naked butt cheek…..
Oh that’s right! I’m not supposed to talk about what I’m doing as according to Crete. It upsets my fellow employees!
Keep in mind, these are the same mother fuckers that flap their lips so much. I was able to create an ai database to run there voice print against! Just so I would have a picture and name to go with the stupidity!
Who are going to be having twins soon. I did a little research and decided on a car seat / stroller system!
Now my daughter is getting ready to have twins soon and even though they already have 2 car seats. They don’t have anything yet for strollers!
Since she is dealing with twins. I wanted to find a system that would eleviate all the hassle of pulling each kid out. Stuffing them in the stroller 1 by one!
This is by far the best I found! You stuff the kid in the car seat in the car. You then remove the car seat carrier from the mount in the car and proceed to mount those little bastards. Still in there car seats. To the stroller!
Thus saving time, attention and the possibilities of the little bastards rolling away….. all while getting the second little monster out…..
I bought this on sale, 2 car seats and 1 double stroller for $350.00! Reasonably priced system that had a lot of good reviews!
Added bonus, when the kids get older. They can not only sit in the stroller. It can be converted so they can stand and ride too…..
Jesus it even has a bubble indicator! Even a dad who does “ construction” can install and use this thing! Cmon…..