That is the greatest present anyone has ever bought me! Well besides all the gifts the kids gave me over the years…..
Will this make me an honorary member? 🙂
That is the greatest present anyone has ever bought me! Well besides all the gifts the kids gave me over the years…..
Will this make me an honorary member? 🙂
At canned food outlet! $10 for a case! It’s actually really good and burpy……
For $15 you can get a 5 pack of car charge ports! So you really have no need to steal ones that were left behind!
Or is that too expensive for you? poor bastards!
So I wrote a little ditty that messages me every time you or your little friends connect to one of my cameras. In or outside the network!
You’re a nosey little cunt ain’t you?
As you can see, my omelet turned to scrambled eggs again ;(
That business is kind of slow on the coast! Go spend the week or weekend at the coast people! Ocean people need love too!
Yes those are brown tomatoes…. So fucking good!
Who wants to be the first to come over and help me try out these new pillows? I got cooling and bamboo clump pillows?
Added bonus I’m trying out these Egyptian cotton cases too!


Just say no to these boot socks! They are thin and actually make your feet slide inside your boots!

These boot socks below on the other hand, rock! They are warm, thicker and your feet don’t slide inside your boot!
They get an a++++ in my book!

An army of evile toilet trash cans! Mwaaaaa!
To the newest kitty of the house…..
Yes mine has a decent flamed maple neck…..

With a shawbucker in the bridge…..
Done! Ordering of the “ needed “ has been done! Now off to get caffeinated and smell pertty…..
Who knows maybe I’ll get a tattoo while I’m out! Ya snooze ya loose ladies!
Ladies! This is what you’re missing every morning and sometimes night!

The glass containers so much cheaper than the plastic shit? I bought those 2 for $5.99 each! Other than it doesn’t have an airtight seal. It will outlast the plastic versions by forever? wtf


But simple sealed plastic bags solve that airtight issue…..

You might see in the picture. They had the same style 1 gallon jars as I already have but the Amazon version is built much better….. now to order a good grease pencil and I’ll be in business!
Added bonus, with the jar / bag idea. You can place more than one kind of whatever in the same jar…..
That’s why my exercise rings are in the stratosphere…..
Kinda happens when everyone wants you to box trolly pallet after pallet….. ( box trolly is for those pesky British folk….. )
I just got my ass kicked by a duvet cover! So I’ll be calling it an early night…..
You ladies would like to go get some scented candles and a duvet for that wicked awesomely warm new blanket?
Oh and some fucking pillow cases…..
Bed to fuck on!
I will be enjoying tonight! The safest possible way to fuck an old British prisoner without the chance of catching scurvy and syphallis
Exactly as thick as I was looking for! Super warm and comfy! I’ll try it tonight and go find a duvet cover tomorrow…..




Neat and very well magnetized to the fridge! Will they last? They are metal but…..
Arrived! The gold silverware that matches the black finally arrived! Now I get to spend the next 15 minutes. Pulling each piece out of its plastic. Just to throw it directly into the dish washer….. 😉