Category: Stupid Stuff

Right around….

by RoachKiller

The time my paid hosting account started going down. Someone noticed I had pulled something out of its saya!

Dude you look way too hard at my pictures….. ROFLMAO! You were right though….. 🙂

It arrived….

by RoachKiller

Excuse the mess in the tv room! I’m upgrading big time! Just look at this guitar! I don’t know, sometimes fashion nova just sends me the craziest of gear 😉

Anyhoot review coming soon! James Tyler guitar! Ever wonder what an $1800 china made guitar looks like? Well I can tell you, it arrived in almost perfect tune and has excellent vibration through the entire guitar!

Stay tuned I got another 25 hours to let it rest from the Mach speed it arrived here from Colorado!

Ok here….

by RoachKiller

We go! I’m burning the first 2 official candles! 1 lavender wich is citrus and the other is pink wich is cherry blossom scent!

Now these are trial runs before I make a few to give out and get a response from others on what they think….

I now know I can’t use these wicks! They put of puffs of black smoke on occasion! That’s not acceptable! I also know that 1 eye dropper of scent doesn’t give off enough good smelling stuff for my acceptability!

I also know that I will probably have to use 2 thinner wicks to get a good clean burn of the whole candle!

With that said, I’ll watch the burn, see how long I can get on each 4oz jar!

I like to think I’m a very creative person! I love colors and matching them to make a pertty image or object!

I can’t paint and I can’t play guitar every minute. So creativity pops its head out all the time! I’m not on the road anymore so finding creative ways to crack hotel WiFi routers isn’t in the daily fun circus anymore!

Yea I could fuck with my neighbors that I’m not fond of. But why? I have to see them daily! 🙂

I digress, I’m also really fond of good smelling candles burning in the house! It makes the house smell good and warm! I also know for the price of 2 Yankee candles I was able to buy enough shit to make 30 candles!

So I let creativity win and wammo, I’m making candles I also know that like everything I do! I find ways to be the best…..

Then I get bored and will eventually get back to buying Yankee candles and more From the bbw store…..

Welp just got….

by RoachKiller

The bad news! The shipping on this is far more than previously expected from Italy! No way in hell would I pay €150.00 euro! Fuck I complained about the $100 usd I originally spent!

So unfortunately this piece will stay in Italy!

Luckily I had more than one option! So the new umbrella/katana rack will be…..

Tada! Look at the top dumbass!

Told ya ma ladies…..

by RoachKiller

Take damn good care of me! I’ve been looking for an umbrella stand to put all my higher end katanas in!

I’m not a fan of displaying them on the wall! Yet a tall vase of umbrella stand will look perfect with my decor!

Lo and behold ma ladies hooked me up all the way from Italy! Spent more on shipping than the actual item but I think it just might be worth it….. 🙂

Doesn’t that suck…..

by RoachKiller

Princess? In a matter of a few weeks I figured out how to make a candle that will either look like a sunrise or a sunset while it’s burning!

Oddly I’ve already sold the design and color combinations to accomplish just that!

Don’t be sad, I didn’t share the secret with you until after the fact! ;(

Awwww, lying worthless thieves like you don’t deserve a freebie!

Mwaaa, suckers!

Yall will be…..

by RoachKiller

Happy to know I found someone who could actually give me an answer to some questions I had about autism and adhd sufferers!

I arrived to deliver like an hour earlier than the usual guy! When he came out of the cooler he had that look!

The same look crissy has when she is standing at the smoothie machines at quick trip! I actually smiled! I’m like I know that look! He is autistic!

Lo and behold he was! So I asked him how he is dealing with that at work?

His exact reply was, “ he had to retrain his thinking! It takes him a few extra moments to compose himself. Yet shortly there after he will make a decision! Whether it’s the right decision or not. It really doesn’t matter! He made a quick decision and moves on!

He said sometimes he will even go back and relook at a situation and change his decision! But he always makes a decision!

He told me a couple other things but the main part was the retraining his thinking! A lot like a dyslexic has to retrain there’s…..

Interesting…..

I’m confused….

by RoachKiller

Princess? All these years you have been running around telling everyone, “ anything he ( meaning me ) can do, I can do better! “

Yet the truth of your demented reality is, “ anything you can do, I can do 10x better…..” proven time and time again!

It was nice to see you and your family down there at 4T! Sure hope someone adopts your kids soon! So they can actually grow up with good parents…..

What ever….

by RoachKiller

Will I put in these baskets? Although not square like I thought they would be! they will still suffice for the need!

Yet, I’m still watching the same batch of groupies from Crete, doing the same damn thing where I’m at now!

Sounds like harassment to me! Which I hear is a very lucrative situation for me!

Oh and here, I’ll give you a stock pic you can use of my pallet jack! Ever since I got that pallet jack it’s been a big fucking hassle for, “ how come the new guy gets a new pallet jack?” ROFLMAO!

Silly, silly fools! I would also like to know, if your the boss and you write up your truck for issues and they still have t been fixed. Why then would I need to write them up for the same problems? If you’re the boss and I’m just a newbie, what power would I have to get your truck fixed?

Other than the fact I will have no problems driving that truck to the nearest fucking dot inspection site and asking for a dot? Half ass repaired trucks might be ok for your homies, that shit ain’t flying with me!