Category: Stupid Stuff

Now see….

by RoachKiller

If I were a complete dick! I would have ignored the gas guy coming out to turn off the gas. As he can’t get to the gas meter with a locked gate!

So I could have carried an unpaid gas bill in the x old ladies name for a good 6+ more months!

Yet I decided that I would be honest and pay the past due amount today! While also taking over the bill starting also today!

So any previous balance is now the responsibility of the x while moving forward I’m responsible!

See she can be an obnoxious drugged out cunt all she wants! I’ll be taking the high road the whole way through this! Why? Cus I’m not a cunt like her!

I’m telling ya people! Drugs are fucking bad! Don’t do drugs! Don’t be a cunt! If you don’t do drugs, more than likely you won’t be a cunt!

What I’m finding out though is she had been lying to me for years about how much the monthly house bills were!

By my count, including internet I’m looking at a whopping liberal estimate of $350 a month! ROFLMAO! Wow! I really am feeling sorry for this lady!

Not that sorry but enough I’m shaking my head and wondering how psychotic is she…..

Look who….

by RoachKiller

Is seriously desperate! Who is so broke they had to come all the way from crazy town again to start up some shit ROFLMAO!

Yup that’s right buddy! I’m headed to work! You’re not welcome to follow or even interact! Cus if you or your crazy town members do, your gunna need those million dollar lawyers again….

Bwoop bwoop!

You don’t think that’s what all those porn bot followers are there for do ya?

Amazon to the…..

by RoachKiller

Rescue! Exactly a 1 hour 20 minute delivery! Bravo!

Problem solved in less than 2 hours…..

Not nearly as nice, fancy or good! As long as they do the job very well that’s all that matters…..

Poor bastards…..

by RoachKiller

Look at that! My hands got dirty putting those blue bastards back under the ground where they belong!

🙂

The fuckers keep popping there little heads back up even after being 6’ under…..

Final post of the day…..

by RoachKiller

As I was picking up my stinky candles! Here arrived my yankee candle order! Figure that one out!

Here is the plate that start my free dishware adventure! ROFLMAO!

Because of this one salad plate I now own 2 sets of the same collection! 🙂

Anyhoot, it is repaired well enough! This is the “ everyday “ set…..

I think, close matching nail polish topped with porcelain super glue…..

I’m good on stinky candles for a while! 🙂

Doh!

They have arrived…..

by RoachKiller

Oh both those fuckers are going to be played! Hard!

That splatocaster is beautiful in person! Pick guard isn’t clear coated but it’s art right? So let’s make it artier…..

That Reo speedwagons, Marshall head is well fucking used! I’ll use it just as hard…..

I’ll let everything acclimate a few days before I do anything!

Oh and the nos splattercaster was sent from Manchester music mill….

The reo speed wagon amp was a gift from someone through Chicago music exchange…..

Look at that…..

by RoachKiller

Spotless mother fuckers, spotless! So clean I would let you eat off that fucker! Now we see how well those scrubbing bubbles and Clorox toilet tabs work!

Only 2 more toilets to go! Bwoop bwoop!

God damn that’s good…..

by RoachKiller

Even with moist briquettes I pulled it off! Fucking turned out great! The pears and apple chunks added to the stuffing, killer!

The white potatoes hand mashed with skins on, killer! Coleslaw, killer! Maple and honey spiral ham, killer! Bbq corn, killer!

Next we move on tom pie and cheese cake!

That’s a wrap…..

I call it…..

by RoachKiller

The hail satan grift wrap set!

It looks great as long as you don’t look at it from any side view! 😉 hey in my defense I never said I could wrap……

Unfortunately I have no idea how to spell any of there names! Hell most of them I can’t even remember there names!

I’m a face guy…..

Aww TikTok…..

by RoachKiller

You will notice my followers are on a spree! Once again I have been connected to a porn bot follower system! they do nothing but increase your views and annoy the fuck out of you!

Last time I deleted over 3000 porn bot followers off my account! This time I’m just gunna let um go!

Now there is also a glitch in the tik tok matrix!

See where it says “ account not found?” That would be my ex wife! Now the glitch is when she is online. I will flip open the app and for a brief second or 3 or 4, her picture will show!

Which tells me she is online and using the app! Do I care? Nope! It does however give me a split second opportunity to finally block her if I choose!

Well that and if I was a stalker I could use that as an opportunity…..

Ok…..

by RoachKiller

Just say no to these boot socks! They are thin and actually make your feet slide inside your boots!

These boot socks below on the other hand, rock! They are warm, thicker and your feet don’t slide inside your boot!

They get an a++++ in my book!