by RoachKiller I was so close to having the black out finished! 1 maybe 2 more hours! But after 4 hours I started doing that weird hypothermic breathing thing…. That was a lot of skin coverage….:
Personally I think it was a wise decision! Hey, I did the best I could…..
by RoachKiller Bought a few helium mobile miners a while back! Placed 3 of them already and kept one for myself!
Decided last month before I left to do a 30 day burn in on mine. Welp after 30 days it still works! Slackers driving by the house spent a lot of time trying to work them!
I did find it hilarious though! I turned on the free customer WiFi option! Within minutes, the slackers were on line and trying to be what we call in the industry, “ fucking stupid!”
Which is sad too! Cus I have no problems leaving an open WiFi connection for the neighborhood! Ya know limiting bandwidth of course! Yet because of incompetent, low rent, shitbags like you people! I can’t do that! It’s fucking Sad, I know!
You will learn that all good deeds never go unpunished!
Shit bags are constantly needing to show you how important they are…..
by RoachKiller I ordered one of those traintrackr of the New York City subway system! Can’t wait to fire this fucker up…..
by RoachKiller Figured out where you’re going to come up with the money to pay your lawyers and the settlement? I mean, you were stupid enough to publicly admit guilt…..
by RoachKiller Thanks for reminding me! I forgot I was going to transfer it over to network solutions and add the additional 40 years of registration!
As of right now, they’re the only registrar that you can register for up to 50 years! Go daddy limits you to 10 years!
Thanks for reminding me, when I get a chance I’ll transfer it over and renew it…..
by RoachKiller Cowboy, baby!
by RoachKiller Wow, what a difference that thing made puffing last night! bought a couple of them on Amazon for like $15 each and I’m glad I did! What a difference it made!
It’s usb powered or battery powered! so I plugged it in next to the bed last night! Set it on puff and waited to see how long it would last!
Plugged in, it puffed a good 11 hours! Only used half of the onboard water storage for that entire time! Works fucking great!
Not to mention my sinuses ain’t dry today like they usually are! Excellent product
by RoachKiller So according to your friend who is a Chinese national! Chocolate poodles taste better than white poodles!
Fuck yea, next time that fucker is on my property I’m firing up the grill and we’re gunna have some poodle brisket!
I would grill up the geezer too but according to the “real cannibals”! Old people steaks are tough and gamy!
by RoachKiller My table is dirty! But check this shit out! The air has been super dry in the sleeper! I found this homedics humidifier on Amazon! It’s stoner licous, with a side of no more dry nose……
by RoachKiller I would bang any of the female hosts on CNN! Site unseen, just from hearing their voices!
Some ain’t that bright, but my guess is they all fuck like a beast…..
by RoachKiller Hombre trump just did right? He just shut down a shitload of freight from either end of the continent!
by RoachKiller 
Ok, I still use neosporin on my tattoo’s! Not only does it help with tenderness, it also soothes a bit and lasts longer than many water based creams like lotramin etc….
I only use this stuff for like 4 or 5 days! When I do, I dab about that much! I use 2 dabs about yay big to cover both my forearm and my under arm!
You don’t need much as when it’s a fresh tat. It’s above normal temperature. So just setting that dab on my arm causes it to melt a bit and liquify quick!
A small tattoo I would use a 1/16 of that Dab!
After application!
Well I gotta run! I bought a 3” mattress pad to firm up this mattress and now the old lady can’t get into bed without jumping!
Who’s got the best step stools? 😉
by RoachKiller With you greedy woman? You would think after orgasm 6 you would be fulfilled!
Nope you want me to give you number 7! When do I get this kind of service?
I buy you a $40 Salyers steak, so why am I…..
FYI, tried the 12oz sirloin tonight at Salyers . As all my life I only got the prime rib! Tried something new! Twas as fabulous as the prime rib! Bravo!
Definitely far better than that 1lb tbone I got at the ta over In New Mexico a couple weeks ago!
You know it was good when the meat sweets hit mid steak!
by RoachKiller I was sweating! I had the bunk heater set at 80 rather than 72 like I usually do….
by RoachKiller Damn! I haven’t seen a denim outfit like that since the 80s!
now granny, I can appreciate the fact you thought you look cute in a fully matching denim outfit! But you do realize that is the exact outfit they would wear to a Friday night breakdance party, right?
If you need an example, watch either of the break’n movies. If you pay attention, the main character is wearing that exact same outfit except in stonewashed blue!
I’m not knocking you I’m not making fun of you. I just don’t know what to think…..
I gotta figure out the angle on his fucking thing!
by RoachKiller Make easy work out of buying crypto! They pre-choose the investments based off of the crypto’s category! It’s like a mutual fund only YOU control the flow of money!
Starts simple, account signed up for! Then you choose which basket interests you! I’m not that big of a meme fan. So I kept scrolling!
Ahh here we go! Us blue chips! A safer alternative fund to memes….. decent yearly return! Fuck it! Let’s start it off with this basket!
There is a minimum $30 buy in! You can use the various options available to transfer money in! Since I already have some usd in that account. I will use that…..
I hit proceed and wammo! I now have a simple listing of what tokens I just purchased using this basket fund concept! Simple, easy and honestly the greatest invention since flavored lubed condoms!
Oh and I must end this post with my new fav words!
“ Praise sweet baby Jesus!”
by RoachKiller That in your need to be important the people you canceled in turned canceled you?
More than likely, you canceled yourself.. …
Don’t look at me, I I hate everybody exactly the same. And I sure the fuck ain’t gonna take my time to cancel you! We’re too busy trying to prepare your stay at your local penitentiary….
by RoachKiller Paco! Maybe come up with a new threat! Maybe something more substantial than, ewww ahh, you have my email, eww ahh you watch porn, eww ahh……
God damn, like can the trucker tarded come up with anything fucking new?
by RoachKiller Whoda thunk.that the Egyptian people would sell out the pyramids of Giza to Bass Pro shops and ducks Unlimited?
I’m almost ashamed to look at them now, but just look at the beauty of the pyramid of Giza. It’s so shiny……
by RoachKiller I didn’t delete it huh? Roflmao! Morons!
