Into this blog later and see what the monthly hit count is looking like! Last checkout was up to 30,000 unique’s a month….
Into this blog later and see what the monthly hit count is looking like! Last checkout was up to 30,000 unique’s a month….
What perfection looks like?
Something you will never entertain…..
What 1000 guitar picks looks like!
I’ll be doing another 1000 piece run over the next couple weeks…..
It’s all or nothing pussy with the man bun at the Clackamas guitar center…..
I ain’t fucking around with posers and twats sporting the latest man bun trend! I got better things to do with my time!

100 watt amp I ended up giving away as the pots crackle! Some newbie kid is gunna love that shit!
Slowly finishing off getting rid of gear I’ll never use again! Now to part ways with 9 Marshall mx 4×12 cabs…..
I’ve been sitting here for an hour playing those guitars. Just like this…..
I decided I’ll be keeping that g&l tribute doheny! Starting to grow on me! If that epi 339 ever starts to suck plugged in. It sounds fabulous unplugged…..
Did I bring toys to shove up all your holes! I came home to find the dog ignoring me to watch this movie! wtf?
London has fallen? Really Mika? Cmon, that wasn’t the greatest of movies…..

Use the word “ asshole “ in a tiktok….. either that or the cunt I’m talking to reported me again for whatever bullshit they did the last time!
See that! That’s the kind of pussy I attract on dating apps! ROFLMAO!
Finally found….. 1 of 2 has been found!
Bwoop bwoop!
FYI “ bwoop bwoop” is the sound self proclaimed chicken haulers would make on the cob radio…..
But yall are professional drivers! I’m sure you already knew that right?
But my vocal effects processor is being pushed to the max! Harmonizer and key drop is really pushing it…..
Added bonus I have those matching Les Paul’s! 666 and 667….. unless he wants to play the matching Jackson mars crackles?
Unless he has his own ultras that’s all I got to offer up for dualing banjos…..
Just thinking out loud again!
Unless he wants to do strats? I own damn near every color Strat ever made…..
You about my higher iq and complete disdain for stupidity, greed and envy?
Oh man, that sucks for you……
So it shall be done…..
I’m actually thinking of taking vacation this year in NOLA….
I really want to do mardigras but I also have an opportunity to take a few guitar lessons from a really good guitar player down in Texas…..
I will definitely be doing one this year! I mean this is why I got off the road! You know, to have a life outside of driving a truck!
Bwoop bwoop!
Have 8 more years princess!
A few minutes work and look ma, it looks better and it’s usable!
As soon as I start dealing with the upstairs again. This will once again be an actual coat closet!
Of course I didn’t toss any of the kids costumes or king fu outfits!
How you say? I’m an asshole but I still love my kids! Comprende’?
I also didn’t realize how many hoodies and t-shirts I have acquired over the years of metal shows I’ve been too!
When this overseas release only, prototype jersey showed up. It was the wrong size and I was too fat to wear it!
Today is a much different story! Fucker is way baggy and fits like a 4x goalie, only better!
Bwoop bwoop!
Unfortunately it doesn’t have my pentagram logo and numbered 666, but hey it’s still fucking cool!

Don’t be looking at my pp bulge lady! My eyes are ip here…..
Oh and the reason all those jerseys look like alter boy alb’s? It totally went along with the theme….
HOW IS EVERYONE DOING THIS MORNING? YALL HAVE A GOOD, FUN AND SAFE NIGHT?
WHO WANTS BREAKFAST? I GOT EGGS AND FISH COOKING NOW?
DID YOU ALL WATCH THE BALLS DROP LAST NIGHT?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! 250 YEARS OF PURE, UNADULTERATED SAVAGERY!
I PERSONALLY CANT WAIT FOR THE 4TH OF JULY! THATS GUNNA BE A MOTHER FUCKING PARTY! IM DEFINITELY GOING TO THROW A KEGER…..
NO ITS NOT VERY BRIGHT IN HERE, NOR AM I TALKING LOUDLY!
EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD 2026!
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE SOULS OF THOSE STILL STUCK IN 2025…..
On. I thought it would be fun to go through the freezer and try anything that was in a foreign language! As it was brought back or purchased by my world traveler daughter!
Welp, all I can tell you is NEVER DO THAT! yucky! Patoowy! Gross!