by RoachKiller Princess? All these years you have been running around telling everyone, “ anything he ( meaning me ) can do, I can do better! “
Yet the truth of your demented reality is, “ anything you can do, I can do 10x better…..” proven time and time again!
It was nice to see you and your family down there at 4T! Sure hope someone adopts your kids soon! So they can actually grow up with good parents…..
by RoachKiller You can find me at now…..
by RoachKiller Am I doing right right now?
Realizing I forgot my new seasons coupon and soda pop! Feeding my new blueberry addiction! ( yumi are the best! ) And working on doing a winding wick on this candle!
Bout it!
by RoachKiller Fan of the silver from guitar to board and board to amp! Pig hogs are great but these are better! I bought a bunch of gold mogami’s but they are not nearly as good! Wich is wired…..
by RoachKiller Doing great! New tattoo artist will be working on both tattoos! I’ll be getting the Chrissy tattoo first!
Then moving on to finishing up the sleeve!
I never really grooved this guitar! When you compare it to my 2 kiesels and that stienberger I have with the graphite neck….
Is cool but just can’t dig it……
by RoachKiller From the doctor today! He explained to me that as long as I continue to keep improving my muscle definition in my right arm and shoulder.
I will NOT have to have shoulder surgery! Yay! Already booked my appointment with the tattoo guy! Yay!
It’s gunna look something like this except eviler!
by RoachKiller Showed up! Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller Into this blog later and see what the monthly hit count is looking like! Last checkout was up to 30,000 unique’s a month….
by RoachKiller What perfection looks like?
Something you will never entertain…..
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by RoachKiller What 1000 guitar picks looks like!
I’ll be doing another 1000 piece run over the next couple weeks…..
by RoachKiller It’s all or nothing pussy with the man bun at the Clackamas guitar center…..
I ain’t fucking around with posers and twats sporting the latest man bun trend! I got better things to do with my time!
by RoachKiller 100 watt amp I ended up giving away as the pots crackle! Some newbie kid is gunna love that shit!
Slowly finishing off getting rid of gear I’ll never use again! Now to part ways with 9 Marshall mx 4×12 cabs…..
by RoachKiller I’ve been sitting here for an hour playing those guitars. Just like this…..
I decided I’ll be keeping that g&l tribute doheny! Starting to grow on me! If that epi 339 ever starts to suck plugged in. It sounds fabulous unplugged…..
by RoachKiller Did I bring toys to shove up all your holes! I came home to find the dog ignoring me to watch this movie! wtf?
London has fallen? Really Mika? Cmon, that wasn’t the greatest of movies…..
by RoachKiller Use the word “ asshole “ in a tiktok….. either that or the cunt I’m talking to reported me again for whatever bullshit they did the last time!
by RoachKiller See that! That’s the kind of pussy I attract on dating apps! ROFLMAO!
by RoachKiller Finally found….. 1 of 2 has been found!
Bwoop bwoop!
FYI “ bwoop bwoop” is the sound self proclaimed chicken haulers would make on the cob radio…..
But yall are professional drivers! I’m sure you already knew that right?
by RoachKiller But my vocal effects processor is being pushed to the max! Harmonizer and key drop is really pushing it…..
Added bonus I have those matching Les Paul’s! 666 and 667….. unless he wants to play the matching Jackson mars crackles?
Unless he has his own ultras that’s all I got to offer up for dualing banjos…..
Just thinking out loud again!
Unless he wants to do strats? I own damn near every color Strat ever made…..
by RoachKiller You about my higher iq and complete disdain for stupidity, greed and envy?
Oh man, that sucks for you……