I have zero.zero need for a kemper head! I do however have a need for a really big kemper pedal!
Stay tuned……
I have zero.zero need for a kemper head! I do however have a need for a really big kemper pedal!
Stay tuned……
I don’t speak dumbass! Something about Ibanez? What about them?
Yall got your buddy at the guitar center booted! Dude, he was a nice guy and yall fucked him! Dude!
Anyhoot, I just dropped the last of my low end guitars I’m not keeping!
Replaced with these lovelies!
Oh and by low end I mean $1500 or less…
The guitar strap artistry in America sucks ass. When you have to order your hand made custom leather guitar straps from Argentina!

I just did a new count of the guitars I own. I still have over 100 left!
I’m thinking my original count of 125 was waaaaaay off! ROFLMAO!
Oh and I still own mine! I’ll never let it go cus it is that good of a guitar. Yet guitar center Portland has a Gibson midtown in good condition in stock…..
Looks kinda cute to me…..
Getting kind of worried, this strap in regular length, actually kind of fits! I will have to do the “ kinda bent over with one leg up in the air move.” To do that one part of the solo. Honestly if I wait a few more weeks. I probably won’t even have to do that…..
I think it will make her look beautiful……
I kept the frogg togg rain jacket for personal use! While using the baerskin rain jacket for work!
What a waste it would be to buy a $200 rain jacket for work…..
This album! Holy fuck I need to write an anthem song like this…..
Having a bit of fun with this! Here’s my fav tele and dirty bathroom! 😉
Not much of a joker or a talker! I would much rather be at home playing guitar!
Cunts are us! We have an unlimited supply….
Happy to know that since the last time I stopped In Glenwood springs Colorado. At my fav 7/11 to get a pizza!
That 7/11 pizza tastes exactly the same here in Oregon as it does In Glenwood springs co! Only difference is there isn’t a Culver’s next door…..
Last time I was this proud of a tattoo. Tom slick was doing my tattoos!
Just a bitchen piece!
Nasty ink sack! Above…..

Freshly released and ready for “ it puts the lotion on its skin!” 🙂
I start work on finishing my sleeve next month! EekS!
Sneak peak of my new wicked bitch! Mmmm tasty!

I have no idea what guitar they want me to demo this time! I’ll find out and you won’t…..
My leg is so sore today! ROFLMAO!
Ladies yall lied! Tattoos really do hurt…..
Fucking hurt! The bizarre twitching on certain parts was fucked! TWords the end it really was quit painful!
His design turned out great! Added the color to kinda match Crissys tattoo! Minus the pansexual stuff!
It’s a sakiyaki samurai warrior running from both Mika and crissy! They beat the shit out of him! 😉 looks great and definitely will fit the rest of the motif! Bravo Brian at tron city tattoo!
Still needs a bit of background work but it’s definitely a cool piece!
I hear the gurgling! It’s fart-tastic…..