Old ladies only fans pages going? I’m guessing nothing good since you’re still driving a truck, huh?
Author: RoachKiller
You have no idea……
How much better I feel even though that was the most bizarre experience I’ve ever had!
Stopped to take a monster shit. I’ve been waiting all fucking day. Had to deal with a guy in the booth next to me with a screaming kid that doesn’t wanna poop, but Dad saying he has to!
So finally, they leave and I pinched the last loaf. I wiped my ass, Twas a good one. I had to wipe a lot. Stand up to pull up my britches. I looked down in the toilet and I swear to God it looked just like Keith Roth!
It was like having that hot stuff, staring back at me!
So to make sure he understood how I felt I went ahead and pissed in his face.
Update……
That poop looks just like Keith Roth, I was required to cut it into pieces via the poop knife I keep on my belt loop.! Required four good stabbings before it broke up enough that I could finally send it back to hell where it belonged!
I don’t know……
What you cunts are up to today! me I’m just dragging my hazmat loads up and down the highways and bi-ways of this great country!
Minding my own business, doing my own things while seeing your faces drive by and trying to avoid listening to your mind numbing lip flapping!
How do you……
People do it, how the fuck do you flapyour fucking lips for hours on end and not say one fucking thing of any value?
How do you fucking do that? Just listening to you flap Your fucking lips is a fucking mind numbing as listening to a drug addict talk about how they hit bottom…..
How cool is that…..
The way pookie the fart bubble chaser is talking. It sounds like he/she is finally winning that war inside its head!
Haven’t a clue as to who it is actually talking about. Yet, god damn it pookie! We’re all so proud of you!
All hail pookie the fart bubble chaser! Praise sweet baby Jesus in that poor bastards name…..

Me, I’ll be busy defrosting my ice box!
I figure…..
You will be in handcuffs and headed stateside within 1 – 2 years, pending trials etc etc…..
Your “ friends” will snitch faster than a recently shaved cat at a Korean buffet!

Like my momma always said…..
“ don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time!”
If my…..
$55 investment hits $100 im cashing out and taking your old lady out for a steak and some nookie! matter of fact I’ll probably ask to have both at the same time!
I’m a busy man ya know!

Well all be…..
I almost escaped from la! Almost! Other than the cunt in the black Toyota 4 runner sporting the snorkel! Who oddly sat behind me in dense fog with his high beams on this morning!
Then the escape route from today’s shipper! That could have been bad for all involved! Yet, I pulled it off!
But then, when I hit the big road after escaping the shipper! A mother fucking car flies by me! I watch his plastic front end catch air then rip completely off! Narrowly missed that until the black skid plate rolls under his tire. Yip, came up and slapped me like a cheap whore I forgot to pay!
Luckily no damage was done! For him, cus that cunt sped away like a date who forgot her after morning pill at the glory hole!
( sorry, been a long ass day! Got no good euphemism’s to sport with this story….. )
Man, you………
Once proud trainers of the geezer persuasion. Who Would love to fat shame other drivers are now slowly turning into tubbies yourselves.
My how karma has that effect on Cunts!
You fat fucks really need to go on a diet!
You know, maybe if you fat fucks would stop stuffing your holes and spent more time training. Maybe your trainees would be better drivers? A thought to ponder……
Well, I’ll be damn……
I haven’t picked up at that place in years and from what I can see y’all fucked that up too. AnyWho, they blocked off all the fucking exit so you only have one way out now.
I made the mistake of asking another driver how the fuck I get back to the big road? That was a big fucking mistake!
Oddly, I somehow escaped without incident. I don’t know if that was a truck route or not, but I got the fuck out of there!
Now I was told hang a right out of the drive. Hang another right at the light. Go down about a quarter mile hang another right at the next lite. I’d only do that if you want to take out a fire hydrant!
What I would do is keep going straight go to the T hang a left of that light go down past the two schools. A GPS will take you from there.
So how are……
All you future defendants doing today?

Here……
Is this a better picture? I tried to make them as truck driver as possible……

Just doing my part…..
To be as big of an asshole as y’all!

Guess what they …..
Sent me! Yup, a semi hollow blues boy!

Oh that’s right! I’m not supposed to talk about what I’m doing as according to Crete. It upsets my fellow employees!
Keep in mind, these are the same mother fuckers that flap their lips so much. I was able to create an ai database to run there voice print against! Just so I would have a picture and name to go with the stupidity!
And that……
Is why you’re a perfect match for that company Gramps! All the trucks are already wrecked, so shit they will never know what new thing you hit…..

You overpaid…..
Geriatric American camel jockeys ready to roll?

God damn…..
That ai bot is spot on with the dog to human transformation!


Hey Pookie……
Are you and the rest of your crab infested ball sacks ready to roll? I’m enjoying the yellow paint festival. Y’all are leaving for everyone else to deal with……

OK, my head…
Is back in the game! Been trying to get my hands on one of those inspired by Gibson red widows!
Finally was able to get one from a friend whoop whoop…..