Author: RoachKiller

Yup….

by RoachKiller

I actually had to buy some! A lot like having to buy my own butt wipe last month!

Omg….

by RoachKiller

My local Safeway has jumped the shark! Fish heads and skinned frogs legs!

Look at the price of that meat! I’ll give you mine ladies, for free with a kiss! Meeeeow!

Woooooo…..

by RoachKiller

If I get that job I’ll be shocked! Especially after I said, “ I try to pride myself as working for and being the best of the best!! with all the safety measures, you’re taking, it sounds to me like you have a lot of issues with drivers hitting shit!“ leave out that shit in reality…

Part of the reason I’m leaving the company. I’m with now!

not to sound too smart. I asked what does the average new guy make? She said well right now we’re working 55 to 60 hours a week but no guarantees we’re trying to bring that down to where everybody’s working 40 to 45 hours a week.

And then I ask OK but what is the average newbie driver make here? Because I make a solid six digits here and I don’t want to take too much of a pay cut to come work here.

Now I did the math before she even picked up her calculator and 55 to 60 hours a week including overtime is a decent week. But if they’re trying to drop all their drivers down to 40 hours a week, that’s not a decent week…..

I think about halfway through the interview she started to realize I’m like fuck you! But we’ll see……

Luckily, I got like four or five more fucking interviews to do!

Decided to….

by RoachKiller

Fix the handle on the microwave a few minutes ago! It’s and old microwave, builder installed! So I didn’t spend much time on it!

Welp, there was nothing I could do to physically repair the handle except super glue and pressure!

So I fixed the handle and realized I should probably clean the fucker too! Yup, I got the top part you midgets never see.

But as I was doing that, I realized the glass front on the door just slides out! I was like I wish I would have known that earlier! Yet I pulled the glass out to give it a sink shine. When I did, a buttload of broken glass fell on the floor!

I was like, oh fuck! this microwave still has life left in it, I don’t want to replace it now! So I look in the door and there was a buttload of broken glass inside the door. Luckily the glass I pulled out was fine! Woo hoo!

So the previous owners broke the glass door and just replaced the glass and left the broken glass inside the door! How rude!

On a good note, I put it all back together! Handle is handling, glass is glassing and all is well at least for a while before I have to replace that fucker!

As I only replace appliances as needed! This explains the whisper quit stainless steel dishwasher and fridge! While the range is black and the microwave is white! 😉

You tell that…..

by RoachKiller

Obviously, very wealthy woman, “ sign me up!”

Under one condition! She will have to slap on that birthday suit, some multi color body paint and roll that ass all over those canvas’s…..

You get her to do that and I will agree…..

And she has to buy me one of these! This looks fucking awesome! 🙂

First totally 70’s…..

by RoachKiller

Bone smoker, decoration complete! Only a shit load more to go…..

Remember these are all ideas I got from friends moms….. pure memory from an age gone by…..

Added bonus I have extra of those feathery things! That way I can put them into the fake fern at the top of the stairs to tie it all together…..

Not one of…..

by RoachKiller

My scooters coffee, snickerdoodle k cups to be found! Imagine that!

Wouldn’t really matter anyway, not one coffee machine here…..

God damn what a vile, evil bitch!

For now this will…

by RoachKiller

Have to suffice over the fire place! Hobby lobby had a really nice, big barn door style piece! Unfortunately it only came in black! Perfect size, shape everything! If they would have had it in sage green that would have sufficed!

But a blank canvass is a cool idea considering what will eventually be imprinted on it…..

What has my life become…..

by RoachKiller

I was a border line alki/ speed freak! Gave that all up to become one of the best truck drivers on the roads today!

Got back into music hard and look at me now! I’m passing up dates with women that you only dream of going out with. So I can fold laundry, play with the dog and learn the acoustic intro to an Old Testament song!

I don’t know whether I have fallen deep into the trenches of despair or I’m living my best life…..

ROFLMAO! I’m seriously living my best life! 😉

Yes that’s my…..

by RoachKiller

23 year accident free plaque! Honestly I think I’m gunna leave it right there! It makes a great fucking coaster! I have a wall full of those fucking things…..

Yet I’m procrastinating working on the living room decor and hanging all the new hangers up! While tossing out the old ones….

I am however heading out to grab me some new art! As that clock over the fire place has been at that exact time for like 10 years now!

The life of a newly single dude…..

Finger licking good…..

by RoachKiller

These lamb shanks are fucking stupendous!

Fucking perfect! Fall off the bone goodness!

My presentation sucks! But it was so good!

Whiskey basted Lamb shank on a bed of mashed potato’s with a side of garlic mesquite snow pea……