by RoachKiller Yall are extremely lucky I’m an honest guy! Who has zero interest in fucking with you or your truck!
In this instance I easily could have had my way with you and your truck! Especially if you were one of the countless mindblowing stupid fucks who fucked with me over the years!
But I’m not and I know that you and yours are probably already receiving a royal ass fucking by karma and her friends…..
Besides, the chick working the register at that store was kinda hot…..
by RoachKiller Be happy to know I just took a monster shit!
FYI, I don’t miss truck stop showers at all! Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller To the online order picker at Freddie’s who helped me choose her fav toilet pills! Thank you madame……
by RoachKiller Coffee in my iced coffee brews now! I found the slight flavoring the fancy brands offer is cool and all. Yet a simple creamer does the same thing! Doh!
So this is what I’m drinking this week! That dark chocolate oat milk mixed with a tinge of egg nogg is a splendid mocha de-lite!
Oh and these stickers are the misspent time pealing the little stickers off the fruit I eat at work!
Tonight’s dinner will be nachos with the left over meat and cheese from last nights dinner!
Just don’t let me forget to get a can of beans on my way home from work!
by RoachKiller So good! I will rethink the Italian bread next time! Mild heat of the sausage with the American mix wagu! Splendid…..
by RoachKiller This Charles Manson shirt pisses old folks off! ROFLMAO! Did you see how hard the clerk at canned food outlet slapped that stamp on my receipt? That they don’t normally put on the receipts! ROFLMAO!
Even I, on occasion need to have fun! If it’s something as simple as my “ never trust a hippie” shirt with Charles Mansons face on it! I’ll take it!
You should see what happens when I wear my “ Jesus is a cunt” tshirt! ROFLMAO!
by RoachKiller Looking for a lightly used…. Can also sub the top cab with a 60…..
by RoachKiller What it sounds like when a guy with fake testicles walks…….
by RoachKiller The easiest way as a newbie to piss off the fleet? It’s simple, when your doing your pre trip and writing up all the major dings and dents on the slip seated truck your driving.
That pretty much will send a bunch of grown people into a tizzy….
Yet cya is built into my daily brain! I’ve also known that the only people who should be worried about a new hire are the ones who might have to step up there game….. we all know that really sends slacking old timers into a tizzy…..
Oh and the fact you took the recent inspection book out of the truck. Tells me you know nothing about truck driving….. especially if it was my write up you were trying to hide!
Cus the shit I’m writing up is the basic of the basic….. yall are the best of the best right? Then fucking act like it!
by RoachKiller What’s that toilet pill you put in the tank that keeps the toilets from turning brown?
I tried some purple ones the x left behind. They didn’t work! So what’s the majic toilet pill that fixes the issue?
by RoachKiller Done! Ordering of the “ needed “ has been done! Now off to get caffeinated and smell pertty…..
Who knows maybe I’ll get a tattoo while I’m out! Ya snooze ya loose ladies!
by RoachKiller Would a gay man wear anything close to this? I think not!
Speaking of gay men. Remember that petit black guy who rolled for I think Shaffer? He lived around here somewhere.
The last thing I heard was, he knocked himself out when he opened the truck door? ( he could have also been the guy who burned his entire face and upper torso when he opened the coolant reservoir while the engine was hot? )
Anyways, I pulled into the dc last night after my first monster fucking run. Lo and behold, I think he was the driver who rolled in behind me!
I wonder what “ accident “ he will have here…..
Like I said, all that Crete stupidity stopped with me when I left Crete! So I didn’t bring it up….. ( I really wanted to though….. )
by RoachKiller Ladies! This is what you’re missing every morning and sometimes night!
by RoachKiller Your asses up ladies! We got errands to run and black rock to get…..
Not to mention, shit to do!
And I completely forgot about that stock buy! Sure hope I didn’t miss a spike….
by RoachKiller 16 stop day! With shitloads of breakdown and box trolly!
I am happy to see that fucking rock!
by RoachKiller My day! Only a small river of tomato’s ran today! couldn’t find the back door on one place! My smarts truly shined this am! The door alarm uses the exact same key as the door! Hah!
Oh and had this shit scared out of my by a sleeping homeless chick! God damn she scared the fuck out of me!
Overall having a good time! A lot of box trolly today! I mean a lot……
by RoachKiller If you don’t want me to get back together with my soon to be x old lady. Then yall are gunna have to start taking one for the team! Cus I am definitely an old horny mother fucker!
So either put up or shut up! Cus if you ain’t fucking me, you ain’t got any say in what I do…..
by RoachKiller I was thinking of cashing in a favor with my nephew! He’s like an assistant manager or manager of I think the McMinnville Fred meyers store! ( you will know it’s the right store when you see a goody guy with the same last name as me! )
Anyhoot, every fucking time I go to the self check out at my local store. The mother fucking clerks in charge of that section are always flapping their lips about something!
I don’t know about you but if I’m doing there job. They had better be extremely attentive to me and my needs at this experience! Last time I checked I ain’t getting union wages to the job or even a 401k! Matter of fact I didn’t even get any training to do there jobs…..
So I’m thinking about cashing in a favor with my nephew and seeing about getting some good people working that section!
I dig my local Freddie’s but I also know they get paid very well to make sure my experience goes simple and easy….. so make my experience simple and easy…..
by RoachKiller I’m pallet jack certified…. See it’s got my name on it and everything…..
by RoachKiller I did it! I had 1 stop that was like 7 stops deep that I had to arrive before 11:00! Somehow I did it! Even after getting on the freeway the wrong way and having to do 16 miles extra!
Actually had a blast, road camera only yelled at me once today! ( seams to be my average! 😉
Broke down and box trollied all those pallets! Oddly had a good day even though I am soaked and my rain jacket is inches away from me! 🙂
My main disadvantages in this game are, I don’t know any of the roads. Besides the main arteries and my home base….
I also have a big disadvantage in not knowing the secret handshakes at deliveries! Where to park, where the coolers are etc.
Overall I’m still having a fucking blast! I mean I did get to take a massive shit at a closed restaurant this am. With the bathroom door accidentally still open….. 🙂
I guarantee you didn’t do that this morning…..