Wanted……

by RoachKiller

A female who’s not shy and loves to play the bongos naked! No need to travel with your bongos. I have a percussive set or you can use my electric bongos.

Yes, I’m actually talking about bongos!

So if over the Halloween weekend, you find you have some time I would like to play naked bongos please feel free to contact me the usual way.

Food and drink will be provided free of charge…..

I think…..

by RoachKiller

I want to try my hand the next time home and making vegetarian lasagna! If I can make it even close to that vegetarian lasagna, they sell at petro on the east side in Ontario California.

I will have accomplished my mission!

No, it’s simple……

by RoachKiller

I had to pay off my phone early cancel that contract switch it over to my daughter‘s old contract so I can finish that out.

Then by doing that I dropped my cell phone bill 150 fucking dollars a month…..

For real motherfucker…..

I’m gearing up to fucking not make as much money. Knowing the first six months are gonna be the most fucked up…..

On a good note, I won’t be having to use Publix truckstop shitters with fucking water bottles everywhere…..

What I woke…..

by RoachKiller

Up to this morning! Squished against the wall with my bitch stealing all the covers and mattress space! Grrrrr!

Must have been a rough nite as I rarely wake up with bloodshot eyes!

Oh and you’re welcome! I covered by nip before snapping this picture!

Wow, you caught that…..

by RoachKiller

That is not a real spider! It’s a piece of glass that is put together to look like a spider!

Last time I checked, it can’t hurt you! I do appreciate the heads up on the giant spider in the video’s…..

That is the only thing I plan on stealing from the soon to be x!

It just hit me……

by RoachKiller

Like a ton of bricks! After finishing my last interview today!

I’m really getting off the road, lol! Almost to the fucking day, 30 years of working 70+ motherfucking hours a week!

Holy motherfucking shit!

Added bonus, I’ll never have to see that white motherfucker ever again!

One more……

by RoachKiller

Interview to go and I’m gonna make a fucking choice!

They are all basically the same job! One just pays a little better than the other! Now it’s just deciding which one I want to go with!

No, I will not tell you who my choices are…..

Guess who…..

by RoachKiller

Pissed her off today! That’s right, ME!

Her favorite pass time is looking cute, sleeping and sitting on the steering wheel barking at the geezers walking by!

FYI, the hair loss and red skin issue has been resolved! Nothing we can do about it! It starts when she gets in the truck. Last about 4 days and disappears! For some reason she gets super stressed the first few days In the truck…..

I will tell you, this girl can power walk! The other night over in moab. We went for a walk and I let her choose the path.

I was to the point I was telling her, “ slow down” I got little legs…… 🙂

Honestly I think she is having the time of her life! Doesn’t bark much at other dogs anymore. She will accept a petting from strangers. And she knows exactly how to piss dad off!

Wow sounds like having kids and a wife! ROFLMAO!

These are for…..

by RoachKiller

Chrissy! Mika stood just long enough to pose for this picture! Puppy butt in your face, ha!

Her majesty has now started climbing on me. Every night just to get her puppy message! She won’t get down until I give her one…..

Shhh don’t tell…..

by RoachKiller

Those rich people who think RH is da rich people’s brand! It’s the equivalent of champion sports wear!

Don’t tell them! Seriously, let them believe what ever they want to believe! This coming from a guy that’s hauled his fare share of the stuff new…. Oh and returns…..

Think a fender sqiure with a flamed maple top…. Enough said!

The cowboys horse…..

by RoachKiller

Is this fantastic piece of Indian art….. painted on an authentic 22” vintage horse skull! Even if I wasn’t going to use it with the cowboy. That is just a fucking beautiful piece of art!

FYI, my lady friends up in Montana sure do hook me up with some killer animal peace’s! Bravo! That is just wicked cool!