So sad brah…..

by RoachKiller

You would think that after all these years. You would have upgraded your code. Let alone used another skanky whore as bait!

Nope, same stupid shit, same stupid code, same butt ugly whores…..

Dude, get a fucking life! Really, maybe be a cab driver, pizza delivery boy or even the slag that mops up the glory hole floors….

Really! Sad part is, you and yours are so proud of yourselves! It’s literally psychotic…..

Dinner is served…..

by RoachKiller

A hefty pork rib smothered in Suntory whiskey, liquid smoke, ketchup, Amerina cherry juice, Lee and Perins with a touch of heat from young guns hatch valley chilie!

With a side of slaw and baked beans!

Just fucking…..

by RoachKiller

Brilliant even the second time around! Just used the left over filling from yesterday’s taco’s and made burritos! Only difference is I splashed the burritos with a mild peach and pineapple salsa…. Fucking brilliant! I tell you it’s fucking brilliant!

When you say…..

by RoachKiller

Things out loud! People listen, even people who you didn’t even know were anywhere near you…..

There is a sucker born every minute! You and yours, you are the poster children for that cause….

What am I…..

by RoachKiller

And cujo doing today? We are going on a field trip! Find her some more better wet puppy food! Maybe sniff some lady butts while we’re at it!

Who knows! We’re gunna do something today! I might even wear clothes while doing this today! Stay tuned and find out…..

And this is….

by RoachKiller

Why my x wife says I’m a monster asshole that has a sex drive that is too much for her…..

Oddly she also says my dick is too big for her mouth! Which is weird considering how much she loves to flap those fucking lips…..

When you sign up for those hair growth ads. There is always a commission being sent to someone! I was the one who received those commissions!

If you want to regrow your hair, go to your doctor and ask for a 1mg – 5mg finasteride script! Costs like $10 a month! Then go to the pharmacia and get there otc minoxidil stuff!

Use it for 6 months – to a year and you will see a big difference in your hair, you fucking vain assholes! 🙂

Also pay attention to your blood pressure! Minoxidil says right on the bottle, “ can cause heart racing and high blood pressure!”

Ingesting the stuff can fubar you beyond believe! Next time do your research, dumbass’s!

I’m confused….

by RoachKiller

Princess? All these years you have been running around telling everyone, “ anything he ( meaning me ) can do, I can do better! “

Yet the truth of your demented reality is, “ anything you can do, I can do 10x better…..” proven time and time again!

It was nice to see you and your family down there at 4T! Sure hope someone adopts your kids soon! So they can actually grow up with good parents…..

Omfg….

by RoachKiller

These street tacos turned out great!

I threw 1/2 a white onion, 2 orange peppers, a single bunch of asparagus and half of an English cucumber Coarsely chopped! and a good squirt of brown mustard!

Let cook to a quick softening. While that was doing that. I proceeded to cut the roots off of tonight’s lettuce!

When veggies were cooked just before my fav crunch. I went ahead and threw in a pound of pre seasoned taco turkey meat! Stir and cook!

While that’s doing that, cut up 2 Roma tomatoes and start heating up your tortillas to bend!

Fill with a good scoop of veggie meat mixture, a dollop of sour cream, top with a piece of tomato and a sprinkle of Parmesan cheese!

So far…..

by RoachKiller

So good! I haven’t popped a lift hose or had the trailer door open while driving down the road today!

Added bonus, my butthole and nut sack itch is gone!

Added, added bonus. This country burrito is really good! $6 good? Maybe…..

Don’t be sad…..

by RoachKiller

Little man! I’m perfectly warm! Like when my dick is in your old ladies ass! Mmmm toasty…..

What I truly love though is after 10 years of me wearing thermal, running pants that you still have to comment about it! “You’re wearing leggings”! It’s just amazes me how much it bothers you little man……

Wow….:

by RoachKiller

I can already tell the difference! The new ones are definitely rocking the heat! Ordered the shirt in a size up. Hopefully it will shrink a little bit cus it’s a little too big!

Defiantly will be buying a couple more pairs! Much warmer, much better fit!

And I really need to shave! TGIF!

Normally by now. I would be living in my Carhartt arctic bibs! It’s still in the 30- 40s here! Way too warm to wear my bibs. So I’m rocking the underarmour straight out the cargo shorts!

No, I’m not……

by RoachKiller

Mad about anything why?

I am a bit grouchy, but I’m not mad about anything! Other than the fact, my nuts itch, I think I got a little itch going on there in the butt side and my tarot card reading told me the condom was gonna break somewhere! other than that everything’s great

No I don’t care…..

by RoachKiller

About the smell of tobacco smokers per say! I do know that when I smell it getting into a truck. I know who recently drove it so I have to look for extra new damage to the truck…..

So if you hear me scream, “ god damn it, it smells like cigarettes in here! “ you will understand…..

Yay….

by RoachKiller

I don’t have to fill in for anyone today! Yay!

Mom, watch what I can do…..

Going to….

by RoachKiller

Try a whole new set of cold gear and see if that changes the cold spots at all….. it’s not only a nice base layer but it’s also compression!

Wich eliminates the leg cramps from short seats while driving! Let’s see how it rolls! I’ll let you know soon!