It’s clean, and ready to roll!

It’s clean, and ready to roll!
I worked here from 2006 2012 during the last rec session. Do you think the Coxhead are stupid now? It gets worse, much much worse!
I’ve already noticed that a lot of the larger tracking companies have started positioning themselves for a recession or a major fucking slowdown. So far it hasn’t been horribly bad, but we’re still in the honeymoon phase of this trade war.
Now, down by the house, I’ve already seen multiple tracking companies yards change hands. Like XPO just sold their yard down by the house to Estes. So on and so forth……
So like these larger companies, I have already began planning for the worst. You should probably start thinking about it yourself!
I didn’t choose those two guitars that I recently posted by chance. I want like in 2008 the guitars I played then came out on the road with me. We’re also downgraded from what I usually carry.
So keep that in mind over the next couple of months, unless this trade war changes pass I don’t think you’re gonna like what you see! Notice I didn’t buy $120,000 SUV!
Fees will be broadcasted via keithroth.com!
Spent the last couple days working on the graphics. I think you’re going to dig it. And if you look real closely, you might get to see a semi naked butt cheek…..
From New Jersey gave you the $20,000 to buy keithroth.com? Woo hoo I’m rich……
For you comrade! There was no company name on the seal on the back of my trailer! That is what you were looking for right? Comrade……
Like to see a live stream of me getting the official finish of the first coat of ink on my blackout sleeve?
We will be tightening up my wrist, elbow and inner arm? I don’t know if we will be getting into the actual design yet….
The next tattoo will be taking a break from either arm and moving to the matching tattoo of my daughter! Except mine will be on my leg….
A grandpa yet! I have about 2 months before my status as a “ secondary dad in training “ status is officially turned into grandpa status!
Please allow me some privacy in this difficult time to adjust to the name and status change!
I will also need time to prepare to not remember wich is wich! So my hunt for the “ hello my name is” shirt stickers is in high gear!
Praise sweet baby Jesus! Hail Satan! Ali Alah ahkbar! Boba fet is god….. etc etc….
It really does make y’all look like cunts when I randomly decide to wear a jacket into the truck stop! Huh?
By the way, spend the extra $10 to add the buffalo burger to the cowboy burger! Twas really good and I actually feel full! Buuuurp!
I have been working on the AI bot! I’m having a hard time with the lazy eye portion of the show!
Remember that landing page I used for deathdolls.com?
I had that picture but the woman look like she had a lazy eye?
Well, the guy we’re going to be intimidating. Too has a weird fucking lazy eye! Matter of fact his friends and him all have the same weird right eye!
Either way so far I can’t replicate it with the AI……
I’m working on it eventually. I’ll figure it out, later.
Yea that deathdolls.com landing page had that picture of the woman wearing the gas mask…..
Fucking brilliant picture except for her eye position! Spent a week getting that bitch to look right…..
I’m available for free sexual encounters! All I require is you to buy me a soda and food first !
Oh and you better let me sleep afterwords! Home boy has been out a month and I’m tired! Mentally physically, and that’s about it!
So please go to the website and sign up and I’ll get to you as soon as possible! oh and I’ll be bringing pup pup with me! Please include food for her too!
That way she won’t lick my leg again while we are bangen…..
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
Make sense! I have owner ops fly by me all the time! 75 – 80mph isn’t unusual!
That would make you think these fuckers are running, 17 -18,000 miles a month right? ya know, I gotta go, get the fuck out of the way mentality…..
I mean that makes sense right?
How is it these fuckers flying by me are barely able to do what a average company driver does in miles a month!
So I’m confused as to why the fuck you need to fly by me at 80 mph if you’re only running 10,000 miles a month?
I was so dissapointed when I found out that average today! I actually want some of my road courtesy back now from these cunts!
Keith Roth of #hairnation fame hasn’t a fucking clue as to who I am!
Other than the fact I am the instigator of the 1000 text @hairnation protest from years gone bye! Protesting the fact the 23 years I’ve been a subscriber they haven’t changed any of the songs they play! It’s the same bullshit music changed up by an hour, every day!
They have actually changed the name of the station more than the playlist!
Oh and I also own keithroth.com, he might know me from that…. But I offered it up to him years ago at a highly discounted price. He didn’t want it, so I’m guessing I’m once again, someone he hasn’t a clue exists….
Yet I do love posting about his repetitive, sorry ass on occasion…..
Light load, high winds! Nothing like looking in your mirror and seeing your trailer riding in the lane next to ya!
You should have seen the guy who was empty behind me! If his butthole wasn’t sucking up that seat he was obviously wearing an anti gay sex device!
Praise sweet baby jesus, hail Satan! Fuck y’all I’m taking a nap!
Satan, compels you to put on a Jesus saves shirt ! That way everyone knows you’re either a giant cock or easily fuckable!
Well, wasn’t expecting that!
I’m guessing since you’re stealing drinks from the cooler at the store I’m eating dinner at. You could also use it for that!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
It took me a minute to figure out this vanity plate this old GI Joe was sporting on his pick up!
It stands for, “ Master Sargent Ringold Dingleberry!”
Only logic explanation I could come up with!
Go to wave buh-bye to the over smilers going the other way!
Don’t worry, you’ll know who I’m talking about when you see them……
Buh-bye…..
I can’t answer the phone right now. I’m busy holding a steering wheel! Please leave your name number and a brief message after the beep and I’ll probably not call you back anyways……
Wreck landed you on troll lifer patrol this month?
Or were you just bored?
I can show you everything the troll lifers have done over the years? Cell hacks, smedia hacks…..
They just keep doing the same bullshit over and over cus I’m guessing they didn’t write the shit, they just use it…..
Troll life roll you fuckers like a steam roller over fresh asphalt!
Oddly, with a cool splat!
Non placarded hazmat load delivered! God damn, it’s almost as if I knew what the fuck I was doing, huh?
Yea, you’re probably right! I’m not that good of a driver…..
Your old lady says I’m an excellent swords man though! That’s an even trade off…..