Tag: slackers

No, I’m not 12 brah…..

by RoachKiller

I will not be contacting you on instagram to chase you down to spend my money with! Nor will I be waiting around for you to decide to contact me.

If I was 12, or maybe so excited or impatient to buy the services you offer! Or even deal with your lack of customer care. I might stick around! I know it will only get worser from here! ( us old people kinda know stupid when we deal with it! )

Unfortunately for you, I’m not! So me, being a grumpy old man with zero patience for stupid, lack of courtesy and or communication!

I already found me a new guy to do the work…..

See ya….. you stanky little cunt!

Damn…..

by RoachKiller

Just think if your parents weren’t such low rent piles of shit, and actually loved and cared about you! You wouldn’t be walking around my hood stealing packages off door steps!

By the way, if I catch you. Those gauges in your ears will be my new wall hangers for wich I will hang my dry cleaning!

Your Jean jackets will be framed along with a small patch of your skin as keepsakes of a job well done!

Who knows maybe I’ll go all Ilse Koch with what’s left….. either way, I win!

It’s driving……

by RoachKiller

You insane isn’t it? the fact the last 23 years I just come and do my motherfucking job! I don’t pretend to be anybody’s friend. I just do my fucking job.

day after day after day, I just do my thing! While day after day after day, it just makes you look like an eve bigger pile of shit!

I’m telling you, there is this thing to just doing your job, minding your own business and worrying about yourself!

It really pisses people off, which in my opinion is an added bonus…

Come, join me in the Beaner way of life…..

Never mind…..

by RoachKiller

The wet spot next to that parking spot I saved for you! As I knew you were going to need a place to break as you had just driven a full hour without stopping, pretty, pretty princess!

My old lady so giggled when I explained to her why I keep calling you drivers pretty, pretty princess’s…..

Last nights dinner was bean stalkerish! So tonight it’s sheetz for the win!

Wave bye-bye…..

by RoachKiller

To the white trash wives club on your way out! In case you haven’t noticed cockroaches, they’re back in full action!

I wonder if they realize they’re wasting their time and their money to troll truck drivers! Can you imagine the amount of stupidity that is that brain trust…,,,

I can’t and I have a triple digit IQ…..

Yeah, we got them……

by RoachKiller

After I did that fixe to my phone took about 2 to 3 days before they started attacking it again, we got um!

In order for them to do their hack, they have to be within signal distance. So that means they’re either there or they have a surrogate that they are remoteing into……

Roflmao…..

by RoachKiller

Saw a tik tok last night of this recently shaved headed dude posting “ screen shots” of his $2.5 million dollar Coinbase balance! Roflmao!

Ok, I will tell you it is very simple to creat a simple html page that looks exactly like a Coinbase app!

I see fake crypto shit like that all the fucking time! Don’t be fooled by flashy stupidity!

Really do your own homework! That’s really all I can say! Be smart where you invest your money! Who you invest your money with and most off all, who you trust with and about your money…..

If I see one more sob story about how your crypto walked away! I’m going to have to send y’all a straight razor so you to can finally win a Darwin Award of your very own…..

See ya!

Remember the deal, boss man…

by RoachKiller

If I have to babysit your fuck ups while they’re driving their own trucks, the deal was one driver an extra penny a mile, two drivers were 3 cents a mile, a trainer and a trainee five cents a mile! I’m going to expect you to stick to that, motherfucker!

Cause I sure the fuck ain’t putting up with these cunts for free, Capeesh!

No banana slurpee for you!

What a show…..

by RoachKiller

Stopped to take my break at the truck stop and in walks some dude. Screaming, I just caught some dude stealing fuel out of my truck.

He then proceeds to ask the clerk, “ who do I call?” Roflmao!

So the clerk calls the cops and as I’m walking out I see on of those typical shaved heads come running in. Screaming, “ please don’t call the cops, please!”

Tell ya what, there is never a dull moment on the road!

P.s. wtf are these?

Anyone else….

by RoachKiller

Tired of dealing with workplace sociopath who continue to tell you you haven’t earned your place at this company nor running the kind of freight that you chose.

Anyone else really fucking tired of dealing with people who are all all powerful yet can’t do anything?

Anyone else tired of being told oh it’ll get better it’ll get better. It’ll get better and it never fucking does you just get more bullshit more lies more incompetence….

And don’t forget it’s always your fault. You’re the reason it’s not happening……

Awww…..

by RoachKiller

The slacker jackers are awwwwl upset! I won’t tell them where my bitcoin is or how I got the limit, buy and sell bot to work!

Awwwwl! So sad!

Even pup pup is laughing at you fucking low rent posers……