Well since today….

by RoachKiller

Is my day to relax! I’m thinking you ladies want to join me to find some matching rice and bean jars?

Since those piles of shit you call “ honey” are at work I’ll gladly take you with me! Cus you got time! 🙂

It’s a cool…..

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Strap and all but I prefer my guitars to hang where women’s panties she be! Closer to there ankles!

I tried that solo, can’t do it with the guitar in that position! It has to sit much lower for me to do it comfortably…..

Time to order another strap extender….. my fav strap is 72” long and it sits perfectly…. FYI!

Also, as to why anyone would ever pass up one of these s2 594 mccarty’s is beyond my realm of comprehension…..

Sorry I had…..

by RoachKiller

To pick the lint out of my belly button!

Ok here is my recipe for making stuffed peppers!

4 large green bell peppers! cut in half and gutted!

1/2 lb cooked spicy sausage

1/2 lb cooked bratwurst ( the kind with the skin you can remove! so you can cook like regular sausage!

1/2 jar of typical marinara / spaghetti sauce!

2 cups of cooked rice!

I used cheddar, jack and Colby cheeses! To top it!

Cook all that shit! Toss in some marinara to a bowl. Then throw all that other stuff In there minus the pepper halves and the cheese! Mix!

Take a spoon and then use that mix to fill each Halve of pepper! To the top baby! To the top!

Sprinkle cheese on top and place each half in the air fryer! Set your air fryer to bake and temp to 250 degrees for 20 minutes!

Pull out and sprinkle a bit more cheese on top and splash some more sauce on the top!

Then eat…..

Goes good with diet soda pop!

I fucked around…..

by RoachKiller

And found out yesterday! Other than being super tired when I got home. I had another fun day!

Did the prison delivery! ( yes I’m the reason so many of your family members behind bars were fed yesterday! ) then that ended up being a super short day. So they had me do some local runs!

Dispatch told me the place I was going to was super tight even for a 28’ box! So I swapped trailers and grabbed a couple pallets off the dock and went.

I got there and that was beyond a super tight delivery. That was send a van type of tight! But since I was prewarned and found the proper way to get into this place the first time.

I decided to fuck around and find out! Lol! I’m still thinking like a sleeper cab and a 53’er! So I took the opportunity to see just how far I could take a double axle day cab with a 28’ box!

Welp it’s true! lol you can’t make that left turn even with a 28’ box! ROFLMAO! No I didn’t hit anything! I did however have to back out of that situation! ROFLMAO!

But for those who read this blog. Going down powell off of 205. Take the second entrance right. To the t in the drive. Go left and line up to back up to there dock! By doing that you set yourself up for an easy escape!

You can turn right and unload that way but the escape will be impossible if there is a car parked anywhere in that section!

Which then means you will have to back out of the alley…..

So yea, I literally fucked around and found out…..

How do you…..

by RoachKiller

Know you have reached enlightened adult hood? When your dog lets out a massive fart and you say, “ you feel better? That was the farty mcfart farts of farts, girl!”

I will now be sucked off ( a ghost tv show reference!) to heaven! Pure enlightenment has occurred…..

FYI, we now call her red! as the new hair that’s coming back from her time in the truck is all red! Like mine…..

Oh no…..

by RoachKiller

Leftovers again! That stuffing with the shrooms, onion, apple and pear added is da fucking bomb!

Eventually I will post the stuffed peppers recipe from last night….. I used an air fryer instead of the oven…..

So which of…..

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You ladies would like to go get some scented candles and a duvet for that wicked awesomely warm new blanket?

Oh and some fucking pillow cases…..

This here…..

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I will be enjoying tonight! The safest possible way to fuck an old British prisoner without the chance of catching scurvy and syphallis

Exactly as thick as I was looking for! Super warm and comfy! I’ll try it tonight and go find a duvet cover tomorrow…..

What a day…..

by RoachKiller

I went to work in the dark! I came home in the dark! Everyone and I mean everyone wanted something from me today!

I’m like I’m new, I don’t know! 😉 take these back, put these over there! Hand trolly those in there…..

Had to break down 3 pallets and hand truck the shit out of like 5 pallets! The box trolly isn’t that big of deal! Yet breaking down pallets with multiple orders on them. Placed randomly through out is the time killer!

After all of that, the highlight of my day was. The broken cab antenna the truck I was driving. Finally broke off all the way and fell into the little hole in the side steps! A gazillion to one chance!

Yet it did and it was funny as fuck! Cus I didn’t catch it until about a mile from the dc…..

Atomic crisps rock!

I haven’t…..

by RoachKiller

Splurged on much of anything lately! Yet when my fucking comforted ripped. I decided I would update it all!

So I ordered a bedspread and a nice blanket! Little did I know I wouldn’t be able to find any really thick blankets anywhere!

So I splurged! They tell me sleeping with this blanket is like fucking your favorite British inmate, only without the scurvy and possible syphilis treatments…..

Now to find a cool duvet cover….. if it even needs one!

So how was…..

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My first solo run? ROFLMAO! Fine except they gave me the shittiest single axle in the fleet! A really nice trailer that the chain only falls off of the lift gate. Every other use! and a marker light that was pre ripped off the top….. ( I let that slide since there were amber marker lights on the reefer! )

Other than doing a run I was never trained on. So I didn’t know the secret handshake to unload. It went better than expected! No fountain of grape tomatoes rolling off the trailer! although I did have a couple squished boxes on the bottom of the pallet. Yet nothing abnormal!

Only lost 1 Roma tomato ( a really nice one too! ) and a few slices of shrooms!

Other than the fact I got super pissed off when I found out those in the county jail are getting dryers ice cream. ‘Twas a good day!

P.s. when throwing a heavy box on the box trolly. ( hand truck ) never put your face down by the box trolly! It so smacked me in the face, hard!

I almost screamed a curse word! 😉

First stop…..

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Done on first solo run at the new company! Only 8 more stops to go! Woo hoo!

Asked the guy, “ so how did I do?” His exact words were! “ better than most!” 🙂

Not bad for 30 years OTR now doing local, with product I know nothing about. Huh? 😉

Omg so full…..

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Everything except for the brussel sprout kit tuned out good!

Ham, smoked! potatoes, excellent! ( used white potatoes…. Better! Stuffing, killer! Next time I will have to chop up the shrooms, apples and pears into smaller bits! Really good!

Hope yall have just as good a meal!