by RoachKiller Non placarded hazmat load delivered! Was so nice seeing your over smiling faces the past few days!
I often ask myself, are they over smiling for the attempted mental game? Or are they over smiling cus like most these geezers, they have a dildo up there ass?
The shit I think about…..
by RoachKiller Still have half for tomorrow! Get the small nacho deluxe!
Anyhoot managed to grab some time to walk through the local home improvement store! Needed to grab some new padlocks for the guitar case and see if they had any sturdy foam to make spacers to protect the bottom guitar!
Nada!
Any way, spotted another fake nurse also walking through the store! What is up with you people and scrubs? Are you just to fucking lazy to put on sweats and a tshirt like everyone else? Cus anyone who has been in county. Knows those scrubs ain’t that comfortable! 😉
Oddly since I’ve started asking people if their tattoos hurt? I have been hearing some really cool stories!
1 lady screamed when they tattooed the webbing between her toes. Another cried by the end of getting her hand tattooed. As her artist was heavy handed! 🙂
The moral of the story is, they hurt unless you’re female! Cus the way you ladies talk, getting tattooed for you was like being massaged by feathers!
See ya! I got shit to do!
P.s. oddly tonight my to go order from the Mexican joint wasn’t stolen by an Uber eats driver! Nor was it light on contents like what usually happens when I’m in a town where a road trolls live…..
by RoachKiller Have chatted me up ladies! I’m starving and in the mood for Mexican! ( you had your chance….. )
by RoachKiller Noticed yet that every time yall report one of my fucking hilarious comments! I appeal, even though my comment is reinstated your accounts have started getting banned?
It’s a win win for everyone! Like today’s post where I replied, “ I charge $4.95 a picture! Do you want right, left or both feet?”
That was posted to a troll account that was asking for fat people pictures! Oddly, so many desperate people actually replied too….. with pictures of their fat ass’s!
$20 says those picture replies will be downloaded and saved for future troll accounts…..
by RoachKiller Pulling your hair back really tightly only makes you look like Edgar…..
by RoachKiller Today is a good day for road troll spotting! Seeing quite a few repeat offenders, quite a few people I recognize. Oddly wouldn’t you know they’re either in front or behind a company truck…..
It’s almost as bad as it is in Kansas! A bunch of poor princesses with nothing else to do, but to actually go out in their own vehicles and fuck with truck drivers!
Can you imagine the mental health issues associated with these fuckers? Like previously said there is a motherfucking doctoral psychology thesis in these people!
Keep your eye on the basic gray, SRT Dodge Durango and the geezer with the white beard in the orange Kona…..
Poor bastards are repeat offenders…..
by RoachKiller Hobo Joe! Your hero Charlie wasn’t able to start a race war! What makes you think you’re gunna be able to?
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller How narcissistic your Blue’s Clues drivers are?
I was coming over the mountain and it started to rain a little bit, it turned to sleet. And I swear I saw a couple of snow snowflakes hit my windshield!
So I get on the CB and scream “ holy fuck I think I see a snowflake!“
As I was saying that one of your Blue’s Clues drivers was going the other way. The motherfucker actually got on the CB and told me to fuck off. I was lying!
So when I say, “how’s that war inside your head? Are you finally winning?“
Now you know who I’m talking about……
FYI, my reply to the twat, “I don’t give a rats fucking ass about you. I’m actually talking about snowflakes hitting my windshield, princess!”
by RoachKiller Mental health awareness month! So what are the voices in your head telling you to do today?
by RoachKiller Have to stick together! Black white, Hispanic Russian Polish Muslim they all got to stay together!
Dumbasses be dumbasses
They have to stick together! Independently they are worthless! But together they are more like a skin head klan than good people…..
Remember, power breeds corruption…..
by RoachKiller In the Denver metro area! While food shopping, if you see a case of diet Canada Dry or a case of cactus cooler in the can!
Your welcome! that means I did my fucking job again!
FYI, use the honey bucket on the left! Leans less and I just so happened to poop in there 2 days In a row!
Added bonus in this mild wind! It blows a lovely stream of cool air right up your ass…..
by RoachKiller Van lifers and mobile home techs! Has loves got a deal for you! Help cover up those recent wrecks with a half price rv wash at loves travels centers!
If for some reason you don’t get this code on your points card. Ask privately and I’ll hook you up!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller So that’s why you had no freight out of here yesterday!
Not only did you have to give the good loads to the average. You have all these newbies you need to impress…..
Huh, I wonder how many of these newbies will make it past 6 months. Ya know, when they figure out what it’s really like here…..
by RoachKiller If I were to call on Elon Musk and his doge crew. If they could finally, and I mean, finally put an end to the stolen valor issue here at this company?
I mean if you quit and came back, should you really be given credit as time served like you never left?
Is it really fare to all of us who have been here every fucking day for the last 23 years?
I realize this company doesn’t have much to brag about! But really? Lying about how long your drivers have actually worked here? I mean that’s really some false advertising, scum of the earth shit if you ask me!
It really throws a damper on my 23 years of continuous service, my driver of the year and all the other bullshit that goes along with it!
On a side note! Y’all will be happy to know after 3 days I was finally able to get out of town to a safe haven to finally shower!
Yup, my bowels are empty! Along with my bladder! My ass smells pretty and all the ball sweat has been washed away!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller You are so far down on my list of cunts to fuck over. I think you will be fine!
You flatter yourself if you think I have time to spend on the little people! The regulated time I have is for big fish and annoying morons!
So if you stay off my radar, you have almost zero chances of me fucking with you…..
Comprende’?
by RoachKiller Go boss man! I left that trailer exactly like it was left for me!
Barely legal brake pads, and a hole on every side…..
Just doing my part to be exactly like all your “ good guys” you keep squawking about…..
Shall I go on?
by RoachKiller Cum! Your old ladies driving by with the over smile and poor bastard cars…..
I wouldn’t notice most of your old ladies as they are average ho’s! Today, with all the attempted thievery. I’m noticing more and more of you criminal ho’e types…..
I mean, the truck stops are filled at 1300 and that includes the 50 bobtail parking spots! just at this truck stop alone!
Yea, you ho trolls are out on patrol……
I think I’ll wash my ass tomorrow…..
by RoachKiller Love today’s woke/troll generation! They’re using twisted psychology to rationalize. They’re bad and almost always illegal behavior!
All while telling you it’s “ your fault”, for just existing…..
My suggestion, y’all should make sure to take the meds your psychologist prescribed to you, EVERYDAY!
Listening to yall talk is so reminiscent of listening to these child rapists talk on this documentary I was watching the other day!
by RoachKiller Think that happened? that at one time was a guard shack…..
