What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller If the homeboys in the black Kia all wearing white EarPods in the back of the parking lot at Petco.
Realize that that was obviously a police sting waiting to happen! So I wonder if they were stupid enough to do one of those smash and grabs at Petco?
The obvious signs of what was happening was one all the police cars in the surrounding parking lot two homeboys all wearing EarPods that value more than the Kia they were sitting in……
by RoachKiller I almost cried! I got to where I had to pick up today and I had never been to the place before at least that I can remember.
So of course I asked the shipper. OK how does it work here? they went through the procedure red light green light red light green light! Grab the seal out of the back of your trailer. Come back up here to get your paperwork.
So I do what I’m told and I have a fellow employee come up to me and ask what do I do? so I explained it to him right? And you can kind of tell when you’re talking to somebody you gotta explain it to twice…..
I hadn’t even made it through the first explanation. The guy goes. Oh I don’t care and walks away.
well, why the fuck did you even bother asking me, dickhead?
Don’t worry, he didn’t listen to a fucking word I said anyways, so he got up there he was unprepared!
You’re starting to see why I explain shit twice if I will explain anything at all? Cause some of these people out here are some serious Cunts!
by RoachKiller Down in Texas. How come you people lose so many fucking old people? Every time I come down there you got countless silver alerts floating on the billboard!
What the fuck y’all doing? just saying, all right you’re getting in your car. Here’s $50 for gas and eventually we’ll find your body……
by RoachKiller Such a hurry to get outta town this morning. I didn’t have time to poop!
It was an uncomfortable ride here! But this bowl winder made it all worth while!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller Call yourselves the whores of West Texas!
by RoachKiller No idea what tough is until your looking at ice cream going, “ damn that looks good!”…..
by RoachKiller It’s done pookie! Take notice of the mat under the skillet! Simple Amazon high heat cooking mat! Keeps the table from melting!
Best present my old lady ever done did buy me!
Uses a portion of the power a microwave does! Added buns, it cleans with the wipe of a cloth!
You still have to idle a bit for long cooks but nothing like a microwave!
Matter of fact lasko here uses more power than this fucking skillet!
by RoachKiller I’m guessing that I have removed 200 new followers and deleted 7 full pages of dm requests! That’s just this last 3 days! Brah!
I’m not cool with that! As 1 find only fans hoes deplorable! 2 I don’t do dm’s! Evar!
by RoachKiller Storm I was talking about last night! I was So scared I cried a little and had to hide under my blankees in the bunk! So scared……
On a good note! My windshield is cleaner than it’s been in weeks now!
by RoachKiller You no where princess! In this case you can either lie, tell the truth or say nothing!
Lying won’t help you win the case! So if your like me.
They tell you to just keep doing what you’re doing. And Give you some simple ground rules to follow.
Yet most of all, tell you never, ever, ever lie! ( unless you order a new guitar and you have to tell your old lady it’s “ just a guitar case!” )
So ask yourself this, did you lie today? I sure the fuck haven’t!
You, you ladies and gents have, haven’t you? it’s built into your daily lives! Part of your dna? You can’t open your mouths without a load of lies and bullshit comes pouring out!
Unlike yall, I actually got the “ proof” to back up what I say and do…..
See ya!
by RoachKiller I’m neither Wiccan. Pagan, satanist or Christian! I do however love me some apocalyptic imagery!
by RoachKiller See Your toxicity is still extremely fucking toxic!
Be proud that when I think of an asshole or a cunt. I get a mental picture of you! Bravo!
by RoachKiller Damn tired last night when I stopped! Then we had that rocken thunder storm!
by RoachKiller Of fun! Yesterday, I was only flipped off once by somebody going the other way. Today, I was flipped off by three different people all going the other way!
Since it is a holiday and the princess’s get bored when they’re not doing anything, I figure what the hell. Let’s get them all frenzied!
Might as well get those cunts into a frenzy, get their asses outside away from abusing their spouses and kids for those who still have them! . I mean, most of them have lost custody of their kids, right, Right, right?
So if tomorrow goes the same way, I will definitely be getting those cunts into a frenzy again! Hell who knows, probably be able to get a couple of them squirt
So see ya
by RoachKiller To go Pookie? Or are you gonna sit in the driveway and wait for that husband wife team to come back and hope that you’ll be able to be the geriatric middle? Isn’t that like the cream filling in an Oreo?
See ya I’m out of here, too fucking hot!
by RoachKiller Do a Vblog about this tonight!
Mental health matters…..
I will say now though, it has been soooooo nice not getting screamed at for just saying “hello”!
I’ll get into it later……
by RoachKiller My own business, doing my own thing! my how that pisses a lot of people off…..
by RoachKiller I forgot the jar of fucking brown gravy…
by RoachKiller Ever mentioned, if the pedophile was male or female? I’m gonna do some research on that. Cause I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned a male or female pedophile……
by RoachKiller Of the pedophile ready to roll? Tomorrow’s dinner has been purchased…..
