Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Holy fuck….

by RoachKiller

Woo doggies I am sore as fuck today! My shoulder is fucking killing me!

My guess this is the outcome of “ doing all the work myself!” Syndrome!

Still have a buttload of logs to cut up! Figure I’ll sell off what I got! Guessing 1/2 a cord! Anything less than that I’ll just donate to someone in need!

Will be Putin this old lawn mower out on the lawn later today! For free! It ran when parked! Definitely needs work! Something to do with the throttle return spring…..

Considering I bought it on Craigslist for $30 a while back. It served its purpose!

Today’s todo list!

Clean up the topped tree! ( new chainsaw blades arrived! )

Deal with the gnats and flies the x wife left behind!

Buy batteries for the trash can!

Mow the yard and chainsaw 2 of the Japanese maples maybe transplant the other 2!

Vacuume and maybe clean the carpet in the living room!

Now that all the trash is out of the studio. I can start working on that space again…..

Hopefully it will heat up today! That way I can finally get some weed killer on that shit growing in the gravel! AGAIN!

Oh and most of all! Take all these bags of clothes to good will!

That was a…..

by RoachKiller

$300 + heist! 2 loads of trash and tree limbs! Truck rental + mileage! $325.00

Metro transfer station now adds a $28 per transaction fee! All for a human to scale you in and out…..

Seriously, look it up!

1- ton of house trash. $159.00 including fee! And $6 recycle credit!

1/2 ton of tree branches $99 including $28 fee and $6 recycle credit!

26’ u-haul 12 hour rental. 39.99 + $1.58 per mile charge!

Pay for the worker who loaded and unloaded all this shit! Zero point zero!

Oh I am fucking torched! See ya sometime tomorrow! Homeboy is gunna grab some crown and soda and pass the fuck out!

So exhausted I heated up wan lung and can’t even eat it…..

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

IDE be done by now if all these trash bags weren’t weathered and ripped already….

Thanks Chris! So many clothes and jackets that could have been donated. Left to rot in these garbage bags…..

Lovely…..

by RoachKiller

The youngest daughter moved out and did like the older daughter did! She just left a shit ton of trash behind!

Wow, I knew I should have charged them a cleaning deposit when they were younger!

Well shit…..

by RoachKiller

I don’t know what to think now! My local Fred meyers now has armed security guards! Fucking shocked to see that!

Like the time I walked into the pilot in council bluffs Iowa and they too had an armed security guard due to the gang bangers…..

On a good note this black rock frozen mai tai fuel is da bomb!

I guess I’m…..

by RoachKiller

Supposed to get mad and all! Why? You should have seen what management did when csd called to confirm my employment when we were adopting Chrissy!

They are just doing the unfounded billshit now that they did then…..

Ok here’s the…..

by RoachKiller

Real downlow on jury duty! Nobuddy chats with each other! Waiting for the elevator to go to the courtroom. You could hear a mouse fart it was so quit!

Over all it’s quit the interesting process! I was in the jury box, seat 14 of 14!

Now, once you get past the formalities and start listening to what the da and the lawyer are hunting for in jurors! you start to realize how biased people really are against the cops in general! Whether they know it or not!

The fact the da kept pushing the question, “ can you accept circumstantial evidence?” that’s when I kinda got the idea of what kind of persons they were looking for!

Then he would go back to the same jurors that accepted that concept.

Now keep in mind I’m trying to stay awake and keep from coughing!

Seriously though, it was really an interesting thing to watch! Yet like a movie, once you have figured out the plot line. The movie gets boring fast!

Seriously though, get a good nights sleep! I was tossing and turning all night last night! Finally got like 4 hours sleep before rushing up to Oregon city by 07:30!

And considering with all the soon to be x old ladies attempts to get me arrested. I was just sure I was to be arrested for what new thing I did! Whatever that would be this week!

Overall it was an experience everyone needs to do! It is your civic duty as a merikan citizen!

Praise sweet

by RoachKiller

Baby Jesus, I was fucking released from hell! I really didn’t want to decide whether this chick  allegedly falsified a vehicle trip permit went to jail or not……

Oh and enjoy this picture! It’s a rare pants picture! Not to mention they are so loose…..

Dude, I was….

by RoachKiller

So tired when I got home I laid down! Had one of those gnarly dreams that scares the shit out of you!

Woke up in a panic, couldn’t go back to sleep! Took a shower and realized, fuck! I got jury duty tomorrow!

Wtf?

Our hearts go out……

by RoachKiller

To those involved with the shooting of those kids up in Minnesota! Anyone who targets kids does not deserve freedom or life!

Banning guns might help a little. Yet from what happens in other countries who have band guns. You can see it will never stop!

If it’s not a gun, it’s a machete!it was not a machete. It’s a knife! If it’s not a knife, it’ll be a car! It’s not a car it’ll be a truck……

So how do you actually resolve these mass murders?

Dunno what….

by RoachKiller

To tell you! The soon to be x old lady can be as pissed off as she wants to be! She left, went the low road, left again and through it all she refused to talk about anything!

Then after finding all these thc products! Not a little, enough to keep the entire neighborhood stoned for a week! I realized it’s time to cut my losses and move the fuck on!

There were many factors that also pushed this decision! Yet here we are!

I still have no idea why I wasn’t allowed to come see my grandkids?

As a dad who highly respects his daughter and refuses to go to her house unannounced. Even after asking my soon to be x wife to have my daughter text me or call me to let me know it was ok to come over…..

The only thing I do know is I have finally found some serenity! I have found some peace!

Whatever happens next, happens next!

Let that sink in!

See ya on the flip side, slackers!

Wow, impressive…..

by RoachKiller

We came out of the shower and they had a new lesbian standing to close to us at the check out!

Oddly all I could hear was some serious scraping of the bottom of the barrel noises every time she moved…..

My guess these people are part of a social media group, group chat or conglomeration of the two…..

They are however communicating with each other…..