Category: Road Life

Trying to get home so I can meet my grandchildren. And I’m just going home from my regular schedule time off. I don’t give a fuck that’s the Fourth of July or not. I don’t give a shit. I just wanna go home and eat my grandbabies. And so far dispatch has come up with every bullshit excuse they could throw at me!

So they threw this load at me twice 415 miles that delivers 7 o’clock tomorrow night. They can’t give me any definitive load home. They can’t even tell me they have a load going home. But they really really really really really want me to take this 400 mile load that delivers at 7 o’clock tomorrow night.

So they want me to waste a lot of fucking time not even resetting or doing anything beneficial being out here. Just so I can go and sit for a load that delivers 400 miles away 30 hours away from now!

But then they sent me a load going back east and I’m like well. Why don’t I just take the load back east and then try to get a load home next week because obviously you’re too busy taking me around here and trying to fill the bullshit loads that the shit bags dropped

To actually either get me set up to go home or not so why don’t I take the load back east and try again next week that way I’m not sitting around jerking off waiting for God knows what dumb shit to take all this load whenever the fuck he gets here.

So let’s see what they come back with because it’s been half an hour and they still haven’t replied back……

I now understand why you geezers wear shirts with pockets and pocket protectors!

It wasnt until I saw this old man today. His pocket had 1 pen in it and from what I could see. He used that pocket protector to drool into other than on his shirt…..

Excellent use of workwear geezer…..

Let me get my walker so I can be a cunt like you….

I have better play the lottery ASAP! I have seen two company trolls in one day!

First, I saw one of the hair tonic crew where I picked up an emptied! He obviously feels much better about himself with his new hair.

I’m pulling out of the place where I pick up my load. There was another while driving by this big black Chevy pick up truck. This time he was wearing a hat to disguise his his looks. ( you sly dog! )

But he was obviously out of his neighborhood because no way can he afford that hundred thousand dollar Chevy pick up truck and a house in this hood!

Anyway, been fine. I’m gonna roll down the road!

And FYI, the Walmart down the road from the yard, the strip mall yard. Has a killer deal on imitation crab, a.k.a. Pollock!

For 10 bucks you get 40 ounces of fucking killer polluck! I’m gonna be eating seafood salad sandwiches for a fucking week…..

So enjoy, See you later

Oh and FYI again, it was so nice to wake up at the strip mall terminal and see all those other company trucks parked there. We had JB Hunt. We had someone in the owner operator in a flatbed. some bobtail owner operator. It’s nice to see the company that I work for sharing a space with all these unfortunate other companies…….

I would also think that’s probably the reason you have trailers stolen out of your own fucking yard! Secure yard to boot….

You’re pretty little Texas princess’s fuck up this account too?

For years, this was good running freight! You would go get work done at Wilmer, drive down to penis. Grab a load, pun intended, and get the fuck out of Dodge!

Damn, you prettier than a princess decided that no no no no no no no no no this needs to be dedicated freight. You’re not allowed to drive this stuff anymore!

So for years and years and years, I didn’t pick up one of these loads. I pull in there today there’s maybe five company trailers. All the rest are Swift and JB Hunt.

This is why I always say, don’t let stupid people think! You dumb fucks did the same thing to Posey as you did this shit! Amongst others!

My recommendation is to shut your fucking holes, mind your own fucking business and run……

You dumb motherfuckers…

If you have ever seen the live version of Eric Johnson’s, cliffs of Dover. Then you know what city that is…..

Remember in the old Salt Lake City terminal yard. The one that is a Schneider yard now. Remember the secretary was a young Hispanic lady. Who thought she was really all that!

She would wear low rise jeans with whale tail underwear that stuck out of her britches? Then she would get offended if you looked at her ass when you were walking behind her.

But what I loved to do because she was kind of a Cunt. Her desk was right where you could walk behind her desk. And she would just freak the fuck out if you walked or stood on the side of her desk.

And because I really don’t like cunts and I’m an asshole remember. I would always stand on the side of her desk anytime she had to deal with me.

What was her name? For the life of me all I see or think of what I think of that chick is that fucking whale tail underwear?

As good as the Kool-Aid machines in Memphis! But honestly, it’s not bad. I got grape and for those of you who are older than 12.

You Should remember the grape concentrate you got in the freezer section at the grocery store? It tasted like a watererd down version of that.

I’m starting to think this pile of shit in this fucking white Buick wants me to punch him in the nose.

So many vain truck drivers trying to tell me they are men of god!

Yet they have zero time for god as most are to busy taking 3 showers a day and spend most there time in front of a mirror.

Yes, you are the prettiest truck driver of them all…..

One of my radar sensors is out of whack. Or the way it went out, might even be a wiring issue! So I can’t turn on cruise control. So I’m stuck at 65 mph.

You, you can do 68 mph and I’m still faster than you? Dude that’s fucked up……

Not only was my Mexican taco maker far too important to actually make my food!

Your geriatrics were in front of me in line! Oddly granny shit herself in line!

You people really need to take better care of your geezers!

Don’t worry, since I voiced my positive opinion about the border wall. The slackers seam to think that’s a reason to troll…. even though they are the ones who voted for Trump! Roflmao!

Anyhoot, I realize not all people are as shitty as you people are!

I would also like to mention, even though you’re in America, and you can’t speak English. I can work around that. I know I know Spanish French Portuguese German to get myself in serious trouble. But the one thing I can’t work with is being a dick or a bitch Cause you don’t understand what I’m saying.!

That’s all on you! I actually picked up at a warehouse on the Mexican border years ago. Where nobody at that warehouse spoke English. They weren’t about it. I wasn’t a dick about it. I walked across the way to the other warehouse where they had someone who spoke English. And bills are signed and away we went!

So if you send me no English, I’ll point at what I want. So there’s no need to be a cocksucker because you don’t understand what I’m fucking ordering…

I mean fajita plate is universal in every language, right?