What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller You gay dudes that like your partners feminine! there is a girly dude walking his dog in a pink stroller . He’s wearing those overly tight, hemmroid exposing lady yoga pants over by mall 205!
When I was driving by I was like “ check out that chicks ass! then I saw the beard and I was disgusted! Yet I trudged on!
Seriously though that dude had a woman’s ass! He should be proud of that mother fucker! 🙂
I’m not gay, yet confident in my heterosexuality that I can post this without issue!
by RoachKiller I was supposed to have today off! I switched out a run with someone else and was supposed to have today off!
They said hey if you want we can hook you up with a run tomorrow. I figured why not! They were saying they would set me up with a short portion of another run I’ve never done. That I’m scheduled to do next week.
Well I get there this morning and nope. It’s a whole different run I’ve never done! ROFLMAO! Which would have been fine except everything that could happen! Happened!
Everything was fine until estacada! just went down hill from there!
I’m starting to wonder if they ain’t giving me the runs no one else wants? Personally I think they are all great! There is a lot of breakdown on them though……
by RoachKiller Ask yourself grandpa, being this much of a low rent dick! Will god let me into heaven?
Or do you and your friends already know your going straight to hell, in gods name ofcourse…..
by RoachKiller Hooked me up! I’ve been buzzing since first sip! 🙂
by RoachKiller Complete! I was called “dog” by a woman wearing an Alice In Chains shirt! Which surpasses being called “ boo” by a black woman in Birmingham Alabama with 17” fingernails!
Bwoop bwoop!
by RoachKiller Use the word “ asshole “ in a tiktok….. either that or the cunt I’m talking to reported me again for whatever bullshit they did the last time!
by RoachKiller I’ve been having a crissy look alike poking around the new instagram account! Go check the likes! If it’s actually her, cool! If not it’s one of my groupies trying to troll again….
The geezers can’t stop…..
by RoachKiller Now is to go to the Clackamas promenade and drive around the tesla charging stations and wave! I usually catch the exact same people on the way in and the way out…..
by RoachKiller Speak up, I suffer from truck driver ear! What did you say? Who are you again? Why do I care?
All things that I say when I hear you talk!
by RoachKiller https://youtu.be/kCqz96H4iHA?si=kXduYw16M8cA0XfC
FYI my rule of thumb for winter driving was, 1 butthole pucker keep riding, 2 butthole puckers, start thinking of a place to stop. 3 butthole puckers, it’s time to get off the road!
If you have made it to the part where they have to surgically remove the drivers seat from your ass! You waited to long to get off the road…..
by RoachKiller For my old school homies!
I’m trying to remember the names of the chemicals I hauled over the years.
One was valued at $1 million dollars! It was like methyl glycol or something like that?
The other was that 1 I delivered over there around gas city Indiana! Over by that weird old school milk bottle building!
The guy who unloaded it wore a fire suit and required the driver and all pets to move away from the truck. That way if the trailer door sparked when opening. The ensuing fireball would be somewhat controlled?
Or was I the only one they entrusted to run those kind of loads? 🙂
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by RoachKiller Momma always said! “ your a special boy!”
I’m guessing that’s why this is my one true vice!
by RoachKiller Gotta poop and need my bbq burrito fix!
by RoachKiller The chances I come to work today to find all the doors locked on the truck I’m driving today?
Oh and this is the truck where the spare key doesn’t fit the door! Pretty much cleaned out the rack of spare truck keys!
Found one that worked! I don’t really have the energy to walk the stairs again for the 4th time today! So I’ll take these spare keys with me today!
Sorry, but I do believe yall have some issues to deal with…..
by RoachKiller You about my higher iq and complete disdain for stupidity, greed and envy?
Oh man, that sucks for you……
by RoachKiller All my new jackets now have that butt protector half circle on the bottom!
It’s weird I am at just the perfect height my ass is constantly getting wet from puckered lips….
by RoachKiller Is seriously desperate! Who is so broke they had to come all the way from crazy town again to start up some shit ROFLMAO!
Yup that’s right buddy! I’m headed to work! You’re not welcome to follow or even interact! Cus if you or your crazy town members do, your gunna need those million dollar lawyers again….
Bwoop bwoop!
You don’t think that’s what all those porn bot followers are there for do ya?
by RoachKiller That nose you keep trying to shove up my ass. Was actually a nose worth having up my ass!
It would know, I’m doing just fine on my own….
That’s another 10 down…. Bwoop bwoop!
by RoachKiller So it shall be done…..