Are you and the rest of your crab infested ball sacks ready to roll? I’m enjoying the yellow paint festival. Y’all are leaving for everyone else to deal with……
Hey Pookie……
by RoachKiller Category: Road Life
What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller If it wasn’t……
by RoachKiller For sandwiches like this. Today would’ve just been a gloomy day.!
The farmer’s daughter theory has been blown out the window. Was hoping to see some hot farmers daughters! Nope! I’ve seen plenty going the other way, a couple three’s, fours and I think I might’ve seen a 5 1/2……
Culling of the souls…..
by RoachKiller So here’s what I’m thinking, if your people are right and Christianity is the chosen religion? Not Judaism, Buddhism, Scientology, or even Muslim!
So assuming Christianity is the chosen religion, who do you think will go first when the souls are harvested? Do you think it will be Mormons? I mean, they do follow a book written by a false prophet?
Do you think it will be Jehovah’s Witnesses? Same bullshit concept as Mormonism but just fucking stupider!
See it is questions like this that caused me to denounce the religion I grew up with which was Baptist! I found out early on 99.9% of the people that are Christians are in my opinion piles of shit! But that’s just been confirmed daily from what I’v seen and dealt with out here on the road…..
Reading a bit…..
by RoachKiller On this 1500’s prophecy about the last pope!
I’m just wondering but have all you evil mother fucking Christian’s come to the acceptance yet that you will soon be bowing to a new lord and savior?
My guess, y’all were figuring that you would be piles of shit in life, right up to before you die! Then repent shortly before you die?
Wich then according to your psychotic minds. Would allow you the chance at redemption to gods heavenly kingdom?
Yea, I’m thinking y’all will be taking turns sucking Satans dick!
God damn you people are some evile mother fuckers!
Praise sweet baby Jesus, amen! Roflmao!
by RoachKiller How cool is that……
by RoachKiller Not only is today 420, it’s also Hitler’s birthday! That’s rather fitting for such an evil religion and religious holiday, huh?
Dinner is served…..
Sorry bro……
by RoachKiller I’ve been busy doing my own thing. I only keep track of a few of the seriously felony prone future defendants!
You’ll have to ask around to the rest of the future defendant I’ve been busy doing my own day so I don’t know what they’re doing’
My guess is there plotting more felonies I don’t know what the fuck they’re doing
I mean you’re at the yard so just go inside and start talking to the future offended!
Hey hun…..
by RoachKiller Do you think AI will be able to tell the difference between your fake accent and your regular voice??
I know my AI is able to decipher the difference and can actually match a voice with a person in the data base already!
So what I’ll do is over the next couple days is I will use that phone call. I just made to you and run that against the database of faces and voices. I already have! we’ll figure out exactly who I was talking to cause you’re Indian accent sucks ass, lady! Especially when you start out with an American accent…..
So how many…..
by RoachKiller Of you homosexuals were caught bangen a downlow brother for Easter?
Poor bastards! Luckily for the people of your religion. Homosexuality is a sin! Your own god, in his own book says, “ you will be going to hell!”
Don’t worry, I promise if I’m there too! I will occasionally walk past the pit of hell and tinkle on each and every one of you!
Not much of a reprieve from the eternal hell! Considering the sodom and gamorrah life your use to here on earth, but none the less….
I have been……
by RoachKiller Craving beef ribs, like Molly‘s in K Falls used to sell!
The last couple of days I haven’t been able to find anything so tonight ye shall be enjoying some barbecue pork ribs. As I couldn’t find any beef ribs at Wally world!
All I know is every once in a while I get a monster fucking craving for ribs and if I don’t say she ate it, I become a bigger asshole than I usually am!
I do believe….
by RoachKiller Gramps died on the shitter at Walmart! We were all getting worried after 15 minutes of you 2 plugging up both toilets on both ends of the store!
Almost called the manager to a safety check on these two poor old bastards!
Any hoot! You smell that gramps? The smell of hard work and sweet! Something princess’s like you oddly never produce!
My guess is cus you don’t work….
Never the less! See ya in about 350 miles! That’s where I plan to wash off a hard days work….
If I know you and your cronies are gunna be there! I might even put the same spandex on and walk by you several times!
Let that smell of hard work burn into that tiny brain and nostrils!
Maybe if y’all smelled like that every once in a while y’all wouldn’t be so worried about what I’m doing!
See ya!
Why yes…..
by RoachKiller Shoes are great, cowboy boots are great for kicking cow shit down the field.
when I really want to shove my size 12 up someone’s ass, I only wear Doc Martens for that.
by RoachKiller The term……
by RoachKiller Stateside refers to moving from county jail detention to state penitentiary detention…..
Justin explanation so you don’t confuse your thoughts!
So boss, man……
by RoachKiller How many degrees of separation? Do you think your “good guys “ are gonna have away from all the identity theft that’s already happened? and is to come?
I know the degree of separation we found so far is zero meaning we can directly link!
So I’m gonna have to say you’re good guys aren’t really that good of guys! I want the actual good people you continue to fuck over…..
God damn dude…..
by RoachKiller Stop with the bullshit before your ass ends up in stateside!
While I end up with your house, car, wife and kids!
I realize your batch of stupid is powered by the relentless voices in your head! But You gotta stop!
Come to the reality, I’m a better driver and all around person than you or your cronies can or ever will be!
I prove it daily! Year after year, after year!
It’s Really got to suck knowing I don’t even have to scream “ I’m a Christian so I’m obviously a good person!”
Hell I’m not even stupid enough to buy an srt so people really think I’m important!
See ya!
You should see…..
by RoachKiller These dumb mother fuckers! They are boasting about being in England. All while the trace runs back to a router on the east coast…..
You people have really got to stop trusting poorly installed vpns….. s
ince I have no searches planned today. I think I will boast I’m in South Africa…..
Same batch of stupid, different day!
Just go to……
by RoachKiller jmeeting.com! You will recognize a lot of the people that are there! Same batch of stupid different day!
And if you’re wondering about the fake profiles on TikTok, most of them are from Instagram! All you gotta do is go to Instagram and image search, you will find the real people, the real accounts of the bullshit they’re posting on fucking TikTok!
Their entire business model, their entire lives are full of shit……
You super truckers…..
by RoachKiller Ready to roll or are you busy getting all hot and bothered thinking about the Mormon tabernacle choir?
Cus we all know how you get when you hear the “ Vienna boys choir”!
It’s like a priest alone with a choir boy!
Been flipping through……
by RoachKiller The obituaries at your local newspaper! I’m still being denied the satisfaction of reading about your slow, painful death……
When they finally comes the day, I will saver and enjoy to the fullest…..
 praise sweet baby Jesus