Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Oh that…..

by RoachKiller

That’s the splatter from the last geezer who tried to pet my dog without my permission…..

Club soda really is an amazing drink…..

Ready to go…..

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Pookie or are you to busy trying to friend my dog so she won’t bite your ass the next time you try and sneak in my truck?

Pathetic old fucks!

Actually, feeling a little……

by RoachKiller

Sorry for my little brother. During this situation, he’s been very helpful in helping me a void the so-called wife I have.

So like once a week, I just send him a text. How are you doing? What’s up? Heard any good bullshit lately?

Today he sends back no but my dad is full of bullshit. Everything he says fucking bullshit! It almost broke my heart to tell him, now do you understand why I broke off all contact with the guy after mom died?

His dad, my stepdad is a real piece of shit! I would go into detail, but there’s no need. The last time I saw the guy he was pretending to be queer on the CB radio at the loves in Salem Oregon.

And of course, I had to hop on there and remind him of my 23 years, accident free to his six months! And he’s been driving like 40 fucking years……

Feeling better……

by RoachKiller

I only applied to two local jobs back home. And oddly, I got two phone calls back. So yeah the next couple of months I’ll be. I’ll be off the OTR! 30 years of work and 70+ fucking hours a week done and over man!

I’m actually excited I might actually have a fucking life outside of a truck…..

Hells yea!

She is…..

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Doing fine! She finally figured out that’s another good place to sit and bark at people!

Yup…..

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They are still using social media as there harassment by proxy feed line!

I sure hope they have the money to back up their stupidity…..

Oh you’re high….

by RoachKiller

You don’t think I would give away a valued member of this family did you? That’s a low rent thing you might do, but this girl has and always will be a member of this family!

So you and the rest of the low rents can go fuck yourselves….. fucking worthless cunts!

I gotta know though, do yall believe everything you read on the internet? Cus if you do, I own a bridge in Arizona I’ll sell you……

Oh, you didn’t……

by RoachKiller

Read the exceptions that she wrote into that restraining order did you?

I figured for stalkers you would be much more thorough on stalking me. But if you read the restraining order, there are exemptions! As long as I don’t go outside of those exemptions, I can do whatever the fuck I want……

Now, if for some reason, she feels the need to change that. Then she is in for one hell of a legal fight……

Oh yeah, they are fishing hard…..

Y’all missed out…

by RoachKiller

Another one of those ex company white hairs was trying to give me shit about taking my dog into the truck stop

I can understand why he’s missing a few teeth. I’ll bet he gets punched in the face a lot!

But like usual, I went about my business….

You really…..

by RoachKiller

Need to look up the definition of unhinged and pissed the fuck off! Get back to me when you figure out which one I was!

Ok, I’ll be you…..

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“ we need to talk!” Click! The sound the phone made right after you said that……

You will also notice that when you actually say what you mean. People get really mad!

I recommend doing it often….

Sorry ladies…..

by RoachKiller

I’m not on any dating apps! I looked at one for a few days years ago! I posted about it! That shit sucked!

I have no need to be on dating apps! Hope it all works out for ya!

If you want to talk to me all you have to do is belly up to the proverbial bar and do so! If I’m in the mood I will…..

#dating

Matter of fact I remember where I installed that dating app! Nashville, so all the women I saw were from there!

Even when I become single I would never use a dating app! Evar!

See the thing is….

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The old Lady moved out! She packed her shit and said she was leaving!

Then the following month I started getting new furniture. Started cleaning up the house. Started again doing yard work!

Then I get a knock from the sheriff with a restraining order. Not any restraining order but a restraining order giving her access back to the house!

My guess my daughter’s mother in law came for a week to see the grandkids and the wife had no where to stay!

So now I’m fucked, the house was set up for me. Not her! As she said she moved out! So she wasn’t hooked into the alarm, the door locks, nothing!

Here is the funny part, all she had to do was actually talk to me! I would have either set her up or given her motel money! Yet in her haste to win the divorce, she took the low road!

My guess she realized how badly she fucked up with all the shit she had done the previous months!

My guess her thc addiction and narcissistic tendencies/ control freak over took her thought process and all she could be was rejected and mad!

So unless she bellies up to the bar and actually talks or we let this ride and see where it ends up…..

I’m at the point of not being in any hurry now! Whether the divorce happens next week or 2 years from now! I could care less! I have found the path I’m going to take and time has no factor in it!

Meaning, it doesn’t have to happen today or tomorrow! I got plenty of time…..

If she wishes to expedite the process that’s all on her…..

Don’t worry lady! You don’t have to worry that I will actually tell the kids what you have done the last few months!

Unlike you, I won’t be trying to influence there opinion of you! That’s definitely something you can’t say…..

Oh it’s tough, but I’ll survive! I just wish this would have happened sooner! So like her dad, I would have had time to start over and make a new family!

One who actually gave a shit about the guy who worked his mother fucking ass off so they could have a good life…..

I’ll just chalk it off to living an actual life……

Besides, I got this shorty here who shows me unconditional love and disgust all at the same time! 😉 ( pictured above! )

Pooch is doing…..

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Fine! She is wearing herself out with all the walks we have been going on!

Averaging a couple miles a day! She’s doing great! Teeth are looking better and yes, she is still a crotchety old lady!

She barks and looks outside when she really has to potty! She will go all night with out a potty break!

She has had one accident and honestly it was my fault as she warned me ahead of time! I just didn’t understand what she was trying to tell me!

She scared off a murder of crows, 3 black guys an old man walking in the parking lot and loves watching the dudes pee in the bathroom! She however is not a fan of the poop noises they make!

She saw her first lightning bug, and is over all doing very good!

She prefers that bed! It has been moved all around the truck! By her of course! Most of all she still loves sleeping just on the floor next to wherever you are sitting…..

Oh and today was a new record! She pooped 3 times each per walk! So she managed to pinch a loaf 9 times today!

You know as well as I do, they were all tiny turds but a turd is a turd…..

Took a look last night…

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And I was honestly shocked to see what the average pay is for a local driver back home. Between 75 and 100 grand a year for a local driver!

Yeah, i definitely dropped a couple applications yesterday. I mean, I’m not gonna take much of a pay cut and I’ll be fucking home every night……

Imagine that…..

by RoachKiller

After the never ending supply of fucked up trailers I have have been forced to pick up. Ones your high quality drivers left for someone else to deal with.

You people have the balls to accuse me of dropping a trailer with a flat tire! It always amazes me!

Hey the driver that dropped that trailer I was forced to pick up. With 4 flat tires and another 4 tires filled with nails and bolts. Did you accuse him to?

Then you tell me you want me to be part of this “ test drive “ of new trucks but sacrifice my privacy rights to do so? Fuck you!

I can definitely see why you have 10 new hires here this week…..