Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

lol….

by RoachKiller

The lock on my box trolly was fine yesterday when I dropped it! I go in today and the fuckers fubard! Somehow I finally got it off!

So now I can use my pallet jack and my box trolly! Woo hoo!

Oh and….

by RoachKiller

I finished up all those training videos! Take special notice of the workplace harassment video! Yall really need to!

Oh and to the boss! I actually got a few questions wrong to verify I actually did the videos…..

Oh and….

by RoachKiller

Since I’ve started taking pictures of the boards I break down. Oddly with the places that actually check in the product.

I have been short zero.zero!

Now the boards I just roll off. So far those are not faring so good…. Yet with all the misspicks etc I’ve been picking up on roll in boards! I’m thinking I haven’t actually been doing that bad! Personally more than a few mistakes on my part is not acceptable…..

Stay tuned, I’ll be keeping this going for a while!

Oh and notice, I have never posted the name of the company I work for! Nor will I……

Omg,

by RoachKiller

Member those vaccines I told you about? Well got home yesterday hungry as fuck! Ate a good meal and felt over tired. Decided to go to bed early and catch up on long overdue sleep!

Well me and pup crawled into bed and a few minutes later. I blew chunks! Yup, everything I ate for dinner was now gone!

I had no sickness, no upset tummy! One minute I was fine the next I was puking!

I’m chalking that one up on the triple crown of vaccines!

FYI, when you don’t have any finger nails. Those fucking band-aids are almost impossible to remove!

Since I see…..

by RoachKiller

A problem forming in in the middle of doing corrective action myself!

I’ve been writing a buttload of short/ miss pick tickets lately!

So to see if I’m the problem or it’s an issue elsewhere! I have been taking pictures of each board I have to break down! All 4 sides!

Then after I break down for that stop I take a picture of the board I’m taking into the customer!

If the issue is solely me. I will figure a way to rectify that situation. If it’s not due to me ( some are! I admit I’ve fucked up picking a pallet more than once!

So let’s see how it goes, shall we….. I’ll keep doing it until a resolution has been made!

Holy shit!

by RoachKiller

That was a bowl winder! Woo doggies!

I will stop to pee and to poop! Homeboy ain’t holding for no one ever again!

Bwoop bwoop!

Holy fuck! I forgot I’m on a detox this week…..

Why would I…..

by RoachKiller

Get mad brah? Another day where they unplugged my lift! Congrats, yall have proven your complete cocksuckers! AND THEN……

Instagram….

by RoachKiller

Is really pushing the American made boutique guitar manufacturers! I’m shocked as they are usually pushing “ made in china” brands…..

I lit…..

by RoachKiller

This candle last night! One of the x’s she left behind! Figured why not! Why burn the good shit when I can burn the bad shit first!

Anyhoot! I fell asleep and was awoken to gnarly black smoke and popping noises coming from the candle!

Not a little, a lot! Luckily the smoke alarm sent me an alert that there was smoke in the house! Cus that candle was a bonfire when I woke up!

Seriously! That was a fucked up candle!

Oh and for….

by RoachKiller

You gay dudes that like your partners feminine! there is a girly dude walking his dog in a pink stroller . He’s wearing those overly tight, hemmroid exposing lady yoga pants over by mall 205!

When I was driving by I was like “ check out that chicks ass! then I saw the beard and I was disgusted! Yet I trudged on!

Seriously though that dude had a woman’s ass! He should be proud of that mother fucker! 🙂

I’m not gay, yet confident in my heterosexuality that I can post this without issue!

God damn I’m tired!

by RoachKiller

I was supposed to have today off! I switched out a run with someone else and was supposed to have today off!

They said hey if you want we can hook you up with a run tomorrow. I figured why not! They were saying they would set me up with a short portion of another run I’ve never done. That I’m scheduled to do next week.

Well I get there this morning and nope. It’s a whole different run I’ve never done! ROFLMAO! Which would have been fine except everything that could happen! Happened!

Everything was fine until estacada! just went down hill from there!

I’m starting to wonder if they ain’t giving me the runs no one else wants? Personally I think they are all great! There is a lot of breakdown on them though……

Do you ever…..

by RoachKiller

Ask yourself grandpa, being this much of a low rent dick! Will god let me into heaven?

Or do you and your friends already know your going straight to hell, in gods name ofcourse…..